ITT: lies you tell to yourself
>I will start my cut tomorrow
>>31169314
>I will stop skipping leg days.
>>31169314
>I will do cardio
>>31169314
>i will someday squat
>I wouldn't fuck a man dressed as a woman IRL
>>31169314
>i'll stop responding to Supermango
>>31169314
>i will go to gym more than twice a week
>>31169314
>these eggs are good for my cut
>I deserve better
>>31169314
>accessories aren't that important
>no homo
>>31169314
>today i will do legs
>proper form is for fuccbois ya neber lern
>I will get a good job, get a gf, marry her and have kids
>2 scoops once a day will do
>>31169314
>I'll find someone like her...no, better! I'll find someone even better than her.
life is shit
>There is no need to leave humanity
>I will get gf
>I was just having an off day
>I'll lift heavier next workout
>>31169774
>>31169798
I say the same lies.
>I will do clean bulk this time
>I go the gym because I like lifting, not because that's the only thing I have in my life that keeps me sane.
>There's no point in asking her out. She'll just say no.
Its just an excuse to avoid rejection. Help me /fit/ :/
>Girls don't care about dick size or looks, as long as I have a good personality I can get any girl I want
>>31169876
>>31169816
>>31169798
>>31169774
>>31169740
You fags didn't seem to get the point of this thread.
I actually look good
The fat isn't that noticible
My form is perfect
I'm the only one in the gym that knows what he's doing
>>31169899
You didn't seem to get the point of life.
>>31169917
Strong John Lenin quotes m8.
>>31169314
>If you eat X, you will still be under your TDEE
>just 100 more lbs to my Big 3 and someone will love me
>I don't need 4 scoops
>It's not my fault.
>if i exercise I can eat more on my cut
>humanity is not that bad
>>31169708
underated post
>my back doesn't hurt
>>31170347
kek
>>31170395
What if mongs back is actually straight and the curve is just a tumorous growth
>>31170510
that's in his skull, not his back
>>31170347
Oftentimes ignoring the small uncomforts helps the most.
>>31170510
Then I'll criticize him for the position of his shoulders.
>I will approach that girl tomorrow
>>31169545
>i will stop doing cardio
>>31170528
top fucking kek
>>31170510
Leonidas, Leonidas, Leonidas... You never lern man...
>I don't need a gf
>>31169314
>I'm gonna make it
>We're all gonna make it
>>31169314
>this post will be dubs for sure
>calories in, calories out
>My negro genetics don't mean a thing when it comes to the dating world. I'll still marry a qt white girl
>>31169328
>Having a leg day
>I'll stop my cut tomorrow
I know I look unhealthy and disgusting because of what my friends are telling me but anytime I look in a mirror all I see is that extra bit of pudge I can punch between my fingers. 104 lbs now, help /fit/ I'm scared
>>31169314
i will start cardio tomorrow
>>31169314
>I will lose the V card
my dog will live forever
>>31169978
Holy fuck this so much. My cut has been severely set back by indulging on a few days.
>I can reward myself for doing good so far, I'm not like those fat bitches.
Fuck, the lies have to stop ;_;
>>31170603
Nice
>my lifts are shit because of my injury
>my parents won't die within the next decade
>I'll fix my posture this year
>my prehypertension won't turn into hypertension, r-right?
>>31171554
>104 pounds
>implying that even if you had 3% body fat, you would look good without muscle
http://tnation.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance_nutrition/the_antiskinny_fat_manifesto;jsessionid=84F1E063BD1A1C8C02DBF8EB7EE21E89-mcd02.hydra
>maybe she likes me too
b-but maybe she does /fit/
I'll find a routine and stick to it
I'll be able to bench at my new gym without worrying about being judged for le babby weight
>>31169314
>i'll kill myself tomorrow
>>31169314
>mirin another man's body is not homo
>>31171567
>read this thread
>do cardio for first time in years
>tfw i might make it
also
>tfw overbulked to 103kg and my knees hurt now after doing cardio
>I'll make it
>>31171886
this way of thinking made my life a lot worse, it literally stops you from taking chances
>when life gives you lemons
>one day, someone will love me
>>31170641
iktfb
>>31172127
this but i say next year , been doing this for years . at this rate ill never do it . fug
>>31172606
when I was 14 I was like 'nah i'll kill myself before I turn 17'
>tfw turning 19 in 9 days
>that's not according to plan
>I'll find a way to have a gf
>>31169892
Rejection really isn't that bad.
Ask her, chances are you'll get a positive answer, which will make you feel like overcoming your fear was worth it by far. But even if you'll get rejected it's better than your situation now, because then you can move on.
>my dick is not that small
5.1 when hard
fit related
>its soreness not pain
>>31172645
>thought of killing myself all the time at 15
>believed I wouldn't live to 18
>turned 18, and figured I wouldn't live to 21
>age 19, first and so far only suicide attempt
>have had several other "attempts", but don't really count them since I never got as close to dying as the first time
>turned 21, and gave myself another year to successfully kill myself
>turning 25 in a few months, life's improved 1000%, stable career, decent group of friends, future prospects pretty high, finally in therapy
>still doubt I'll live another 2 years
It never ends
>>31172814
I never actually had the balls to execute it.
I guess it's not an actual wish to die rather than just wanting life to get better or not wanting to be there from the beginning
>>31172833
mirin' your emotional and psychological strength
im interesting in more details? sounds like a really incredible journey you've been on.
any advice in general?
>I'm not avoiding rejection; it'd be unprofessional to ask a coworker out...
>I will find a gf soon
>I will start practicing piano more
>I will stretch after every workout
>I'm not gay
>I'll ask her out, when I'm ready.
>>31169314
>not fat just bulking
>>31170641
>>31172928
>>31172940
>>31172858
It's a long story that I doubt anyone wants the details to, but the tl;dr version
>abused by father
>mother dies at 13, only person whoever made me feel good about myself
>morbidly obese as a teenager, and so teased/abused by social peers
>went to college, dropped out due to depression/anxiety making it hard for me to focus on anything
>abuse from dad continues
>at age 19 after suicide attempt, say "fuck it" and head out on my own with nothing but a camping backpack and whatever I could fit in it
>be totally homeless for 6 months sleeping in parks and under overpasses
>get a job at CVS
>be technically homeless for a year (squatting in an abandoned apartment complex)
>save up to buy a laptop
>teach myself to program
>get job as web developer
>move into legitimate apartment
>gain friends through work/other activities I can now afford to do
>still tfw no gf though, however I've lost 100+lbs since leaving home and have been lifting for the past year so...hopefully this changes?
>>31172560
>when life gives you lemons
You Paint That Shit Gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ar9aHGuduY
>>31172833
Just promise us you won't have kids, ok? They're going to have your DNA and clearly it's not working out for you.
You've lived a life of suffering, just don't make kids who will also live a life of suffering.
>I will apply for that internship tomorrow
>>31172977
As for advice, I don't know really know what to say. I guess the one advantage (not sure if you would call it that) to being suicidal is that I've been able to take more risks with my life, believing that if shit doesn't work out, I'll just kill myself anyways so it doesn't matter.
I've just gotten lucky in that most of the risks I've taken up to this point have paid off.
I doubt this would work for everyone, but my main advice that got me through everything is to just take insane risks with your life/career and hope for the best.
>>31169665
That's brutal.
>>31170057
c'mon...
c'mon
>>31172977
fucking hell
life gainz = 500 g Test injections per week
confirmed for making it.
mirin' hard
i relate to some aspects of your journey, though could obviously never fully understand your experience.
im currently half way through the path myself, taking time out of college (rather than dropping out completely), which leads me to my lie i keep telling myself:
just another 3 months and ill be ready to go back
said this twice already, now about to say it to myself again and extend another 3 months
>>31173010
never heard this before
beautiful song
thanks anon
goddamnit i love 4chan sometimes
>>31171501
Breh.....
>the white girls that like me really like my personality and intelligence.
>these girls see more than a ripped black dude with a big dick (it isn't)
>>31169737
Wait, so you're admitting that your form is shit?
Once I achieve my goal weight it will be enough and I will be happy just maintaining it because I will have the confidence I want.
>I'll send out job application tomorrow.
>Who needs a gf? I have more important things to worry about.
>I'll start doing cardio next week on my cut.
I feel like I'm gonna snap.
>I'm not that ugly
>my life will turn out alright, no worries, I don't need worries
>>31172821
>my dick is not that small
Try measuring in the morning. My morning wood's half an inch longer than my usual length. Granted, I fap at least once a day so my dick size tends to fluctuate a bit.
>>31172977
any good homeless stories?
>>31173081
No worries, Atmosphere's great, another couple songs I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjFfFjdB8AM
And something a bit happier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqOWO6ctsg
>>31172977
damn anon if you had the strength to get through all that you can stop now
>I could buy a motorcycle and just travel for a while.
>>31173094
This
classic result of social and life rejection, where you become perfectionist thinking it will act as a barrier to ever failing to being hurt or rejected
then you chase an unrealistic ideal, constantly putting everything off because you're "not ready yet", because secretly you're worried it will go wrong as you've not reached your unrealistic standard yet
exactly what im going through as said at the end of here: >>31173056
>>31169314
>one more rep
>>31169314
>my waifu doesn't have a cute little penis, that's just a clit
>>31169314
>I'll go back to school in the fall.
>>31173228
details? im going through a similar thing
>>31173228
>tfw
>probably im just gonna use money i intended to use for uni and move to another country and start all over
Ill stop drinking cola zero.
>>31173118
Eh, I don't really consider a lot of my stories "interesting", however whenever I get drunk and just rattle on about random shit, people always tell me to write a book or something.
Just general things that have happened though:
>hitch hiked throughout the state of California with some other hobo-bros wearing halloween masks and a sign that said "We won't rape or kill you" (actually got picked up pretty frequently).
>made a friend who grew weed in Humboldt county, introduced him to friend of mine who had connections with dealers in D.C and wanted a source. Made a decent finders fee and almost got sucked into being a dealer.
>got drunk and hit a cop with a folding chair who was trying to arrest a friend of mine, we both managed to actually run away
>took mushrooms and acid several times with random crazy shit happening each time
>made decent cash helping some asian grocery stores cash out food stamps
>got guns pointed in my face on several occasions, some I deserved, some totally random
>I can feel the multivitamins working.
>>31169774
Fuck man, I'm trying to not think about her.
>>31173301
im getting into playwriting/screenplay writing, and have some solid connections in the industry
id like to write a film about your stories
>>31173310
>these probiotics I'm paying a buck a pill for are totally doing something
>>31173086
This post implies:
>I have a "personality," or: I experience life in affecting and being affected upon and interpret that as unique in that only I am privy to these experiences; or: I am a free agent consisting of a bundle of thoughts more or less unique to my own subjective experience, I am not confined to the imperatives of my physiology which is determined through a process of centuries of breeding
>I am disclosed to myself as an individual subject whose intelligence I can gauge as if objectively or detached from myself
>the sexual fetishes of a mass ideology or the western "horizon" may be dispelled through intimate knowledge or accurate conveyances of these above-mentioned experiences, as, again, I am not confined to a particular physiology
kek
>>31169665
...fuck
>>31173237
Dropped out of school years ago cause I had this idea that a 2 year psychology degree would get me a good job. Now I'm working a dead end service industry job as I near the end of my 20's.
>>31173369
how long ago did you drop out?
and what happened to the 2 year psyc degree?
>>31173327
lol, dunno if serious, but I actually enjoy rambling about my life whenever people are in the mood to listen.
You can email me at [email protected] (I use this email specifically for 4chan)
>I'll be satisfied one day
>Girls will talk to me first
>I can be happy
>>31173403
Dropped out 5 years ago. I never received a degree.
>not fat, I'm bulking
>Jet fuel could melt beams
>>31170603
>>31172977
Good job man. 'grats on the life gains! We're all gonna make it.
>>31173536
kek
>>31172560 what, thinking she does like you or thinking she doesn't?
>>31173421
i actually am serious
> dem ivy league connections
i too like rambling, and could probably do with some deeper exchanges of thoughts, so will email you
>>31173564
Thinking that much about it at all. If you like a girl, then ask her out, don't waste a shit ton of time wondering if you should and if she might like you back.
>tfw I don't follow my own advice
>>31173564
Denying that she likes you when it's obvious
She will come to me some day, grin and say "I broke up with him... Wanna do something tonight?"
>>31173438
how come you keep avoiding going back?
are you waiting until you 'make it' before you feel good enough to go back?
>I'm quitting smoking tomorrow
>>31173667
iktfb
on a related note
>she's not that great, the girl I'm dating now is way hotter and way cooler than her
If I keep doing C O C O O N for just a little while longer, one day I'll have made it and when I see her again she'll want me back
>>31173713
It's fucking killing me. She even said to me once when blackout drunk that she would do me if she would not have a happy amd healthy relationship
>>31169545
right in the feels
>I'm lifting heavy enough
>>31172977
Dope man, killin it
>>31169774
>>31173094
Its too painful
>>31171554
Jesus christ I'm barely 5'9 and I was skele at 114lbs. How can you be 10lbs less? That's fucking insane you must actually eat nothing
>>31171620
Fuck. Right in the feels.
My dog died January 5 this year. I think about him every day. I can't watch Budweiser Superbowl commercials without crying.
I hung his collar on my rack. I look at it and picture him looking at me when I'm struggling with that last rep. I haven't failed a rep since.
>if I get fit a non beta man will love me
Tfw ftm
Not all gays hate the v, r-right?
>>31173537
>>31172805
Thanks man. You've really helped me. I'm gonna do my best, but how do I get over the fact that things will be different between us after her answer if its negative?
>my form is good
>People care.
>>31173948
knowing the answer is negative will hurt, but it'll help you move on, which will be healthy. It's not good to hang onto something that wont happen.
It'll be like a mini break up but a lot easier
>>31173914
so you're basically a dude with a vagina?
I'd tap that
>no hetero
>>31173948
I've been rejected by a friend who I've still continued to hang out with.
I'm not gonna lie, it'll be awkward for maybe the first 2 weeks after, but if you can just act normal (key here is ACT, I know inside you'll probably feel like shit if she did reject you) and treat her like you always do, then things will likely be back to normal after those first two weeks.
>>31169314
>I'll smoke less next week
>I'll fap just once today
>death is just like going to sleep for ever, that's not that scary
>both you and your soulmate will die searching for eachother
>>31174099
agree with this
fake it 'till you make it is unfortunately incredibly useful
>>31174079
>>31174099
Thanks guys. You've really helped me. Just asked her out now (don't see her in person in a place that be really allows for such things so I texted her).
>>31174178
GOOD! (A real phone call would be better but now it not the time for nitpicking)
>>31174191
Ahaha thanks. Her in phones not on so this is the best I could do for now.
>>31169665
>I like myself
Why is that so hard to do?
>>31169665
>>31173042
>>31173343
Back to tumblr the 3 of you.
>i dont need to save for retirement, because ill be dead by 55 anyways!
>>31169328
>>31169720
>>31169553
I don't get the fuzz about leg exercises or leg days for some faggots. It's just another part of your body.
>>31169314
>We're all gonna make it brahs
>>31174146
ouch
>i forgot to put the water in first but im sure ill be alright
you're happy
>>31174178
what did you ask?
>If I read enough of the right books I will be smart and interesting.
>>31170347
topkek
>>31174178
Good luck bro
>>31174098
Awww yesh
>>31174367
the key is to take in stuff which you enjoy.
i used to watch lots of debates online and found some "public intellectuals" who I really admire
last night i went on a date with a portuegese milf and it turns out she was into really similar topics so we just spoke about it for ages and then she was practically dry humping me in this restaurant by the end of it
>>31174412
cont...
you'll naturally savour and mull over and remember stuff you enjoy, and recall it in conversation and be able to express it passionately and intelligently
>>31173898
damn son..
>>31174357
Asked her if she wanted to go get lunch or see a film on Saturday? Its been a while since I asked anyone out, I'm a little rusty.
>deep down she still loves me
>>31174376
Thanks. Still waiting for her reply. Might not get one today but at least I went for it right?
>>31174098
>>31173914
I could be gay but not have to deal with guilt for not bottomming
>>31174146
>soulmate
Are you a 16-year-old grill?
>>31174471
Yeah, it took some courage to do that.
Word of advice: Try not to worry about it too much right now or the doubt and all that may set in. Distract yourself I'd say.
>I'll sign up for Tinder
>I won't pussy out this time
>I'll ask girls out
>I won't let some fear of rejection stop me
O-one of these nights, it's gonna happen
>>31174463
Feelsmode enabled
Kissed another girl 2 weeks ago for the first time since we broke up to try and forget that she has found someone else.
Just made me feel even shittier.
At least lifting helps a little
>>31174572
No, 16 year old grills can get laid any time they want :(
>>31174639
Tinder is a dangerous game m8
whenever ive tried digital-based-dating it's crushed my self esteem
full of girls who just do it for the ego boost, knowing literally hundreds of guys message them every single day, but they dont go through with it because it has a reputation of being slutty
not to shit on your goals but focus on yourself, getting yourself to a point where you feel happy enough with yourself to just talk to girls face to face
>>31174595
Thanks. Will do.
>>31174639
Look at all the advice these guys have been giving me. Rejection really isn't something to sorry about, I've just learnt that its part of life.
>>31174146
This is supposed to be a thread of lies, not unshakeable and profound truths.
>I will lose my virginity someday and it'll be great because i've done tons of research and do kegels everyday
>>31174752
do you ever think what would happen if all the virgin /fit/fags congregated somewhere? i bet there'd be a lot of awkwardness
>>31174693
So you wish you were a 16-year-old grill?
>I have to wait to buy really nice clothing until I get big and cut (Said every year for the past 10 years)
Sweats and plain white shirts have been my uniform since I graduated college
>>31174804
Alternatively: so you think that you can only "get laid" with your soulmate, or that your soulmate is anyway who you "get laid" with?
Doesn't the former definition seem unlikely, given emphasis on sex in our society, and doesn't the latter definition cheapen the concept of a "soulmate"?
You sound like a very confused Christian or pseudo-Christian.
>>31174793
I like to think of myself as being really honest and open with my insecurities rather than just being awkward
>>31174856
well you fucked up because people hate honesty
