fresh OC on my fb feed
fuckin dyels
Seems like most like the big guy at least from the looks of the likes.
>>30159001
>30159001 ▶
>Seems like most like the big guy at least from
The majority of the faggots who agreed were skeletons btw
>>30159018
Of course.
A skeleton made that image as well. Celina in pic knows it.
>>30159052
based celina
>>30159080
i hit celina asking her wats it lokeng liek, is dat pusi ripe . . . . XD
>>30159080
thanks, Celina
>>30159220
>XD
reddit pls go
It's funny because it's a blatant lie.
It's mostly high school girls and silly white bitches who like ottermode/DYEL skellingtons
None of which do I care to put my dick inside
>used to lift for grills
>now lift for the sake of lifting
Doesn't matter anyway
>>30159259
memes
>>30159323
>I don't want high school girls or white girls
Bullshit.
>>30159323
>now lift for the sake of lifting
truer words have never been spoken.
>>30159348
I'm 23, why would I want to date/bang a clingy high school bitch? That shit wasn't even fun in high school.
As for white bitches, yeah I guess you got me on that one. I guess I should have just said I have no interest in the types of girls who like skellingtons anyway.
>>30159348
Why don't you take a seat over here?
>>30159348
> wanting virgin pieces of shit in bed who aren't experienced at all
Seriously why do you guys like this?
>>30159441
>wanting a whore who has diseases and has taken a train in HS
Seriously why do you guys like this?
>>30159323
I used to lift for girls
Now I just lift because I don't know what else to do.
Lift until the pain stops.
Lift until someone loves you.
Lift until you can't lift anymore.
>>30159441
maybe because I'm a fucking virgin as well?
>>30159456
I've dated a virgin before. It sucks. They don't know what to do and are scared to try fucking anything. Sluts are so much better than virgins. You aren't going to marry either so at least fuck someone who knows how to fuck.
>>30159461
Beautiful
>>30159466
>thinking you're entitled to an opinion on what kind of pussy is best when you have literally zero experience with them
>>30159466
>>30159492
swag? swagged on?
>>30159477
I've dated a whore before. It sucks. They don't tell you if they have diseases and love hiding the fact. Virgins are so much better than sluts. You aren't going to marry either so at least fuck someone who won't give you shit you need pills/creams to get rid of.
>>30159477
>tfw pure virgin waifu qt gf
>tfw I have to teach her how to suck dick
>tfw she's bad at it
>tfw she doesn't know how to gyrate her hips on my dick
>tfw I keep fantasizing about slutty girls I hooked up with in the past that were dick pros
I feel like I have to leave her because our sex life is average. Maybe this is how all girls become sluts, heartbreak leads to them jumping on 20 dicks and then they become worthwhile in bed.
But then we don't want them anymore. What a conundrum.
>>30159492
>I cant read
its about what girl I'd prefer
obviously a virgin is better suited for me if I'm a virgin as well
just fucking think before you type please
>>30159344
Says the man who posts fucking "XD". What's wrong with memes anyway? They're just repeated concepts or ideas.
>>30159323
>It's mostly high school girls and silly white bitches who like ottermode/DYEL skellingtons
How delusional are you lmfao?
The standard of beauty across the world is and will remain the same, people love slim, aesthetic, youthful and lean.
Not bodybuilders lmfao, they look disgusting to most.
Show me a bodybuilder with a 5+ girlfriend.
>>30159527
>tfw I have to teach her how to suck dick
teaching her from experience m8?
>>30159537
no, you need a golden-hearted slut to patiently show you the ropes, virgins get spooked too easily by any hiccups that don't conform to their fairy tale conception of sex
...you faggot
>>30159572
you're on /fit/, do you even have to ask?
>>30159461
>daddy, will you be proud of me when I get bench 3pl8?
>mommy, will you love me when I can DL 5pl8?
>>30159572
n-no homo r-right heh
>>30159625
Sometimes I wonder if this website is some sort of experimental psychiatrical treatment, and I'm in the control group. And no one told me.
>>30159456
Because they are more fun.
> diseases
Wanna know how I know you don't go out much?
>>30159582
>golden-hearted slut to patiently show you the ropes
literally doesn't exist
>>30159537
after a few short exchanges with that other guy, i can see why you're still a virgin.
if you're over 18, good luck finding a virgin your age; they don't exist.
>>30159544
newfag pls go
>>30159776
so what then?
>>30159791
You're hilarious. Keep going retard. Dance.
>>30159799
You fuck sloots and have fun
>>30159776
I know at least 2 virgins over 20 yo, but I dont think its worth the effort. They are either complete mental cases or totally asexual.
>>30159838
>You fuck sloots and have fun
why would a sloot want to fuck a virgin? especially a 23 years old one?
>>30159563
Ogus' girlfriend is a 5+
Testing.
>>30159477
>being a beta degenerate
nevr gonna make it
>>30159852
Its not like you go around telling everyone, right?
I lost my V card at 21 and before that I met a few bitches that were almost desperate to fuck me.
Girls are fucking stupid. For some it may even be a turn on
>>30159681
>have loving still-married parents with stable jobs who are supportive of me no matter what I do as long as it's an attempt to better myself or those around me
>tfw no dark, mysterious damaged side that girls think is sexy
>tfw no gf
Fucking thanks for nothing mom and dad, especially that bunch of actually useful gym gear you got me for Christmas this year which was EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED FOR
FUCK I MAD
>>30159906
>Its not like you go around telling everyone, right?
it's not hard to tell
especially when they start flirting with me (as rarely as it happens)
>>30159930
What, are you some kind of spaghetti monster that gets so nervous when he talks to girls, that all he can say is 'y-you too' ?
>>30159957
I don't know
I don't know much about girls, or conversation with girls, or real life sex
I hardly experienced any of these
>>30159979
Talk to them, laugh with them, touch them, kiss them, fuck them. But never be desperate and chase them. All there is to it.
>>30159323
>Putting a "/" between ottermode and DYEL skellingtons.
Women like ottermode. This is a fact. They want definition, not massive quads.
>>30160044
Fuckin dub dubs
>>30160020
I really don't know what to talk about with girls, I think I'm pretty fucking boring.
I don't know when I'm allowed to touch a girl and when I'm not.
I don't know how to kiss either. Yeah, I'm also kissless, not just a virgin.
>>30160070
Kill yourself m8
ITT: Every woman in the world likes the same exact thing and if you don't have it you will die alone
Chestbrah has CT gf
>>30160086
t-thanks
>>30160070
Dont think about it. Just use every occasion to interact with them. Dont think about fucking them or dating them, relax and have fun. They are human too, usually even more insecure than you are.
>>30160119
its ok man
>dubs
>>30160044
>>30160105
Why dis nigga wearin a seatbelt he aint even in da car yet haha lol
>>30160157
Solid advice.
>>30160157
I don't remember the last time I saw a girl irl
Last year I think I hugged a non relative girl once
I hugged a girl once before that too when I was 15 but that's it
I wish I was just joking
>>30160299
Dyel?
Because you just sound like some sad cunt that lurks these feel threads and doesn't actually lift.
r9k is where you wanna be.
If you lifted you'd have some confidence in yourself and your life. Women are attracted like moths to confidence.
>>30160299
Well then, stop thinking about girls and start working on yourself. You dont plan to die as a faggot that never leaves his house, do you?
>>30158976
its funny because the guy under the skinny one would get absolutely DESTROYED by the autist neckbeards of fit. GOOD JOB MANLET VAGINA ABS
how can i locate good footage of the apollo astronauts in the capsule while they were in flight?
is there like a complete archive of all moon footage?
>>30159323
>nigger cant get a white grill
>cries about it on /fit/
Kek
>>30160299
That's fucked up man
>>30159461
>Lift until someone loves you.
Nigga, learn to love yourself.
>>30160468
This is a very weird question to ask on a fitness board mate.
>>30160518
Aren't you someone? So it stands. Lift until you love yourself.
>>30160497
you can get a hot girl without a hot physique.
physique has little to do with it
confidence/attitude >>>>>>>>>>> body
if you think lifting alone without a change of attitude will get you far youre in for a big surprise
>>30160299
People like u make me feel better.
I was once like you however now i swim in pussy. It will get better anon just try to socialise and have a 'fuck the world' attitude. Like if a woman turns u down just think 'fuck her shes a bitch anyway'. Also to build confidence as i was to scared to talk to reel human beans i used omegle video option and i noticed bitches were mirin which gave me a BIG confidence boost. Hell i even got a few womwn to show me titts and put things in their vag for me lol. It worked for me but everyone is different any way good luck anon and lift hope u make it. Remember fuck the world attitude
>>30160553
Faggot.
>>30160643
Whats wrong never got a girl to but her hair brush in her vag while she moans your name?
>>30160535
>no confidence
>timid all the time, make myself smaller without even realizing it
>shit genetics
;_;
>>30160535
zyzz had absolutely no game just body and face
>>30160844
keep believing that
>>30160887
he said that himself
>>30160915
This thread is boring. I have a fake tinder account (pic related) and I'm currently amassing matches to troll.. Will follow up with pictures, dubs and trips will be replies. Just make them funny so they don't block me
>>30160980
jesus christ he can't even squat properly, what le fuck
>>30160980
>>30161013
but this is a guy
>>30161048
naw it's not, c'mon gimme some funny replies /fit/
>>30160980
Le cookies are fini
>>30161100
>soft curvy frame
TOPLEL M8
>>30161100
Want to be natty with me tonight?
>>30161100
ask a girl if they're fine with if a dude's got a microdick, like 3" hard
>>30161141
This pls
>>30159544
ever heard of ironic shitposting? it's this new concept that's been here from the earliest days of 4chan.
>>30161155
congrats
Le cookies are ready!
>>30161141
What are you up to?
Posting on my Swedish Micropenis Support forum.
>>30161196
Based OP. Also I love the way she spills her alphabeti spaghetti by replying in 4 bursts.
These also need replies 1/3
2/3
>>30159348
> silly white bitches
> white girls
Not the same
Also
> wanting high school girls
Beta faggot detected
>>30161213
what
>>30161251
Here's some lines for you.
4/4
>>30161251
fucking stuck up bitch...
>>30160518
Str8 up, I'm lifting in the hopes that one day I can look in the mirror and not see a fat piece of shit
>>30160535
This, swole douchebags only pull skanky bitches.
Can someone post the Scooby dating profile where he got rejected
>>30161271
I'm not stuck for lines friendo, I could chat normally if I wanted but I know /fit/ has some hilarious OC lines they can pull out of their autistic asses that I'd rather use`
>>30160105
im fookin' kneez brah
kek, even fatty McGee knows Jeff's not natty.
COME ON GET SOME REPEATING DIGITS FOR A CHANCE OF SOME LAUGHS
>>30159863
You mean the one who cuckolded him?
>>30161361
Ask what supps she used to get so big.
>>30161361
Say something like "Na all natty, breh how can anyone satisfy you if they don't have an 8x6"
>>30159080
C
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>>30161234
wow that "easy" line actually worked. I guess anything works if the girl has a spaghetti leak.
>>30161271
>>30161385
pls use the eggs and the alphabet line.
POST DEM REPLIES BOYOS
>>30161361
Ask her if she wants to go out to dinner and then have my buddy Chet show up he is a mad man then he will do some freeky shit he said he killed his cat Oscar but I don't think so so you send him and then he can say hi and she will freek out and scream I will laugh
>>30161415
Lift weights up and put them back down again
>>30160044
Oh dayum
>>30161415
"I do drugs AKA roids AKA pussey juice cuz I'm a pussy. This bod is acheiveable in 6 months natty but I am a fraud"- Arnold Schwartzinegg
>>30161430
okay no one's getting dubs so this is first. Will Post reply when she replies.
>>30161409
same to this
>>30161390
and this
Someone please please make a profile of the synthol man
>>30161151
> I'm Jewish
kek
>>30161385
Tell her I like your pic you look like my hot cousin I wank it to
>>30161463
lol his torso looks like its shitting out his head and traps, his expression fits a person that had constipation for weeks
>>30161430
okay m8, reply done, repeating digits for next reply
I don't know if seeing how shallow these bitches are makes me mad, or happy that I will drown in pussy when I finally make it
c'mon
>>30161527
In my moms basement
>>30159748
Anecdotal experience here. Perhaps an exception to the rule, but my previous oneitis was this exactly. Loved me for every part of who I was, particularly for what she knew of me way back in highschool. Not to mention that she'd been through a few piss poor relationships by the time we got together, so I seemed like a perfect gentlemen by comparison, and she could grind dick like a fiend.
Sometimes I miss her, mostly because she had a great butt and had a soft voice, but she was really high maintenance and had frequent mood swings.
So I guess you're right too. There are some golden ones, but they come with other flaws.
>>30161541
>Girl I wanna treat you like a blizzard. Give you 6 to 8 inches tonight and make it inconvenient for you to move tomorrow
>>30161527
Wherever you want me to
>>30161541
Ask them if they love the dp
>>30158976
Why in the fuck would a guy post this? I'm bisexual and even though I have somewhat of a gay tendency from time to time, I know better than not to post this shit.
This thread makes me paranoid to go on tinder, anyone could be a fake acc
Ask them if they want to play army
I stand there and salute and you blow the hell outta me
>>30159259
Really, it took you all the way to 'XD' to figure out something was odd?
>>30161556
>>30161557
Done, waiting for replies
>>30160041
>implying girls don't love my quads
>>30161527
Currently moving
>where
To Uranus
:^)
kek like taking candy from a child with down's syndrome
>>30160818
>make myself smaller without even realizing it
Man I hate when I do this
I'm definitely doing better then a year ago but fuck when i see photos or snap chats of me that my friends took I have slouched shoulders and am always looking down.
Fuck it though 2015 will give me a better chance
Don't give up bro, we'll make it together
>How many planets in the solar system?
>8
>7 after I destroy uranus
>>30159348
>white women
>princess complex
>feminism
>demanding every little thing under the sun
Man I don't give a fuck I'll throw my seed in a nonwhite as long as I don't have to deal with the above
>>30161644
#REKT
WINRAR
>>30161651
>projecting my view that all white women are the same
You're a fucking idiot
>>30161644
shit line, she won't get it but I used it anyway
>>30160209
Shieeeet
post them dubs cunts. If no dubs/trips, the post with most replies will get used
>>30161705
Hey baby giurl you want some fuk?
>>30161705
Mariam? I'd rather Buryiam my dick into you
>>30161705
ayyy gurllll wanna taste some 3 inch
>>30161705
Hi im geoff. I work for Seid's family pipe cleaning business. Would you like a free pipe cleaning m'lady?
>>30161719
the american way? what the fk.
>>30161689
I wanna lick aunt jemimas syrup off your toes
>>30161719
Not sure if stupid or actually knows what she talking about
>>30161705
I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?
>>30161735
Reroll
>>30161705
Haha hey xD
>>30161705
You seem to have quite good genetics, nice ass.
Do you have a brother btw?
>>30161733
fucking stop wasting dubs you cunts
>>30161769
Now you sound dumb lol, time to abort like your mother should have
>>30161705
do you want to be my cumdumpster?
>>30161196
top kek
>>30161777
shit nigger, what are you doing.
>>30161769
I didn't ask for the dubs. They came to me :(
>>30161705
dubs and trips will take forever you cunt, just use a single but with the option for you to veto it if it's something that ruins it - as most people here post fucking retarded shit which ruins it straight away
Post replies for Lucy, Maddie, Mariam, Maddie and Julia
>>30161541
Damn. Nice reply from the chick.
>>30161777
Winrar
Also nice trips
>>30161806
Maddie looks like a qt indian slut.
>>30161799
you fucking cunt. will reply with this when she does. you cunt>>30161801
>>30158976
Last time I checked most desirable men of society aren't jacked.
If you would ask a qt to piece together the male of her dreams it would be, depending on her menstrual cycle, either the rugged model or the clean cut model, Model implying Ottermode at best.
I would be surprised if I'm making a wrong assumption here.
You may be a big guy, but not for me, not for the average College qt and for pretty much no one else except 3% of the population aka muscle fetishists and women over 40. One day you may -- go all out I guess.
>>30161705
you are fat lol
>>30161813
she is, pic related
>>30161806
how good looking are you? ;_;
>>30161831
Damn she looks ugly as fuck
>>30161839
he's using a pic of a fitness model >>30160980
>>30161831
Instead of ending your messages with your X, you should end them with my D.
>>30161822
youre making the right assumption though youre forgetting why the most desirable men of society are ottermode/dyels
money and fame, its all women need if its all you have
>>30161839
He's Geoffs pic you retard, maybe it's your brains and not your looks that turn girls away
I just signed up for tinder like 5 hours ago. I only have 5 matches is that good or bad?
>>30161879
Never used tinder but wouldn't it depend heavily on the size of the city you're in and the time of the day.
>>30161831>>30161806
@ maddie
duz your pussy taste like curry? Pls respond
@Julia r u the cute 1 or the ugly one
@Lucy o shit nigger wut r u doin? whales go in the ocean not on the shore
@Miriam heyy rofl
>>30161911
very likely, I am in a huge city which is why I don't know how to feel about it
>>30161903
>gabriella
why would you name your kid like that?
>>30161806
Fuckin Jeff, for all the shit we give him he slays pussy even while saying autistic shit
>>30161919
no wonder no one ever responds to me on this app, all I ever do is say hello and compliment them. I'm the eggs guy
>>30161813
My ex was called Maddie and she was a cute indian slut. Great in bed. Fuck I miss her.
Looks nothing like that chick though, I almost had a heart attack when I saw it.
>>30161921
fuckin kek, waiting on Julia's reply and already messaged Mariam and Lucy
>>30161879
i've never used it but that seems pretty good to me, providing the 5 people are legit people who actually find you attractive and are not bots or time wasters. that's a lot better odds than walking around trying to interact with people like a normal person, and all in 5 hours.
also, since you just signed up, ive never used tinder but i have been on a lot of social sites/dating sites and they fucking recked my self-esteem, the girls on there are usually deluded and just treat it as a game to boost their ego by chatting with guys way out of their league. so be careful and dont take it too seriously, im probably like a 7/10 but after a few days on Plenty of Fish i seriously seemed like a 3/10 and felt pathetic
>>30161959
Lol, tell her you love a good madras
>>30161956
eggs guy?
>>30161919
Would you like to see what your ass looks liek with dick in it
>>30161956
>I'm the eggs guys
underrated post
>>30161903
I fell in love wat do
>>30161965
>not Tikka Massala
Plebeian, please.
>>30161956
at least you're not the elliot rodgers guy
>>30161959
What country/city you in?
>If dubs "ayy lmao" to all.
>>30161927
I wouldn't worry (yet).
A lot of people who get many matches probably put down several hours to get the perfect pictures of themselves, writing the perfect bio etc.
So looking all right alone won't get you any, since there are a lot of average looking people who might put in so much more effort, looks in pictures are 50% lightning.
But again, I've never used tinder.
>>30161959
Fuck me you cunt
>>30161964
yea im not really concerned about it just figured I would find some desperate/crazy chicks to fuck with minimal effort. If it doesn't work out that way I'm cool, I'm not marrying some cunt from tinder
I can never tell whether tinderfags are shill or not.
Post the hottest girl you pulled on that faggy software.
>lifting for girls
Fools, all of you. If you can't appreciate the beauty of the human body then you have no place here.
>>30162005
they shill literally instantly.
HEY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A ROMANTIC NIGHT FOR ONLY $99
>>30162016
Can i put my dick between those ginger tittayz?
>>30162019
He meant whether people like me are shilling. And no I'm not, I just got tired of never having any success (black irl so no chance cos I don't post my body) so I just troll with my bros on /fit/
>>30162019
No I was actually talking about people on here
>>30162042
how do people on here shill? making you download tinder?
>>30162016
Is your red hair natty?
make it funny lads
>>30162059
not as smooth as my shaved asshole
god damn phone's blowing up
>>30162036
Use your real pic and post results for keks
>>30162036
redwood is that you?
>>30162016
>Girl with such a shit social life she had to crop a pic from 8 months ago for her profile pic
Dont think i dont know your trix bitch
>Implying ur not 40 lbs heavier now than in your pic
*Sigh*
We can fuck but bring a bulky comforter or something
I want to see your ass and nothing else
And shower first u look like u smell
>>30162077
I only match with bots and girls who don't reply and wog sockets with my real pics
Why is our society so obsessed with masculinity?
life must be so easy when you're a 10/10
anyway, Geoff, try asking one of them straight up in the second message whether they want to meet for sex tonight. i want to see how easy women really are.
>>30162095
this, are there any girls on this app that arent fucking robots?
If anyone uses tinder purely for boredom/ego and has no intention of actually meeting up with a total stranger, try setting your location to another country (few apps you can download let you do this).
I'm originally from UK but changed to new york and holy shit I get like 30+ matches a day purely because OMG UR BRITISH???
>>30162095
So when do you wanna meet up for a curry night?
>>30162089
props on calling out that pic
> prom dress & sunny weather.
this will definitely be representative of her right now
>>30162103
this this this this this
>>30162115
um yeah look at this thread since I started posting...
>>30162103
done this to three girls, will post results
>>30162099
To weed out the beta whiny complainers like you from getting quality pussy
>>30162122
> mfw I'm a Brit who went to uni in America
when I came back to the UK I felt like a werewolf which had just returned to it's cold naked weak form
my ultimate game card "Baron of Stanford Court" had been taken away from me :(
>>30162059
Not as smooth as my silky semen
>>30162103
kek, it's not a no
>>30162099
cos men run everything.
>>30162122
lel I did this, worked even better cos black British
>>30162176
sloots gonna sloot
ask her what street she's on/what area etc. and then say you can be there in half an hour
>>30162176
thats the opposite of a no. If i asked that I would never get a response again
>>30162103
oh my god, life on easy mode must be amazing
>>30162200
CONTINUE! ASK THEM ALL
>>30162187
then put the address on craigslist for a NSA rape play meetup
>>30162130
She replied with "I hate curry :'D"
Tell me about Geoff.
What are his facial aesthetics powerlevels?
>>30162200
can someone please explain the X after all these peoples posts?
>>30162219
It's a kiss dude/
>>30162219
it's where the treasure is located.
>>30162200
Coming over now
>>30162200
god fucking damnit
just imagine if it was that easy to fuck hot women
what would you even do with your life, you'd just get so bored
captcha: ysesss
>>30162219
two lips touching
>>30162176
I'll give you a good half of one
