Any of my fellow /fit/izens going high test hunting tonight? Local is having a hen night in so there should be some chubby desperate bridesmaids in there, perfect for a high test alpha like myself
I'm on my way to a fest. I just got back from the gym and have a sick chest arm and shoulder pump going. I've got exactly T minues 2 hours until I loose my pump and my confidence
>>29479407
Push ups
Bicep curl using your other arm as resistance
Keep that pump going until you pull
In b4 6x8
>>29479345
FUUUUAAARRRKKKK
Because you know
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass
GOD,the things I would do to this ass
jesus fucking christ /fit/ how can people be gay when there are woman with asses like the ones in this thread? I just don't understand like holy fuck drizzle nutella on dat ass and let it melt into my mouth for the gainz
day 8 of no fap; these girl's fucking delicious
>>29480665
Day 1 of nofap.
These girls are fuckin delicious.
>>29480709
word
>>29480665
>18 year old body
>8 year old face
>>29480665
Chloe's boobs grew
>mfw shes legal for me
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>29480633
>>29480764
that killer combo
>>29480775
How is she?
>>29480764
>>29480709
>>29480775
Compare these two and tell me which one is shooped
>>29480389
>jaye rose
>>29480802
How old is she?*
>>29480807
>tfw will never die from snoo snoo fro
m a tan blonde Amazonian
>>29480750
>>29480587
>mfw datass
>>29480821
>on the internet
>not looking it up
You simpleton. She's 17.
>>29480848
I'd look it up if I knew who she was you cuntburger
thx tho
>>29480876
come on now.
>>29479345
>tfw 6'6"
>tfw only attracted to flat redheads with DAT ASS
>tfw this will forever be unavailable in my local vicinity and I will forever remain a virgin
>tfw will never slam her against a mirror and fuck DAT ASS while she watches herself
>>29480921
Do I look like CSI to you? I can't handle that shit.
also, those arrows don't do anything here, I've been wondering what they are.
Thought of image search tho but decided to just have some homotron tell me instead.
>>29480633
Most guys posting in this thred are indeed very gay and desperately trying to convince themselves and others that they are not.
>>29481113
Nah man. I am bi. Just a sucker for a great ass. Ideally I would have a hot wide hipped fat ass trap to fuck, but I will settle on a vagina. A mans butt has to be real bubbly to get a rise out of me though.
>>29480809
leave me in my ignorance :(
Can you even satisfy grills like that if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs...
>>29479345
You're not a 'high test alpha', you're a troll trying to convince naive anons to go after fat girls. Stop that shit.
friendly reminder of how alone I am:the thread
>>29481062
well played
>>29480807
I like dem titties.
>>29481391
Reported.
This is NOT SFW.
>>29481391
ughghghh gonna have to break nofap soon
>>29481391
ewwww is that her butthole hanging out lol thats disgusting
>>29481439
Faggot detected
staying in could have went to party but have work tomorrow plus cutting having some pancakes with honey instead wow this is sad
>>29481440
>>29481391
I like the theme
finish the set?
>>29481440
Wtf reported
>inb4 mods
>>29481412
>NOT SFW
wha?
>>29481568
Not safe for work, idiot.
>>29481547
>implying my ISP isn't already banned
>>29481320
> tfw 6×5
Time to die. My life is meaningless if I'll never be able to satisfy a high test gf
>>29481412
>>29481492
>>29481547
>>29481589
I read it wrong, man
>>29481589
You could just say NSFW, idiot.
>>29481412
>>29481414
>>29481439
time for me to check the archive...
>>29481660
Can someone post something so I can stop seeing the thumbnail of that picture at the bottom of the thread.
That shit is distrubing.
>>29481842
How to check thumbnail?
>>29480624
Sweet jesus I just hope dat ass is rather firm
Maybe its because I just ate after the gym. But im really liking this high test threaf
fuck these ninnies browsing /fit/ at work
report these nuts nerds
>>29482192
sorry about that slip-up guys this girl is clearly not high-test enough for you
more coming right up
>>29482231
Hips need to be wider. Thighs thicker.
>>29482231
>talk her into bed
>getting ready to give her the d
>she grabs out the measuring tape to see if your 8"x6"
Wat do brehs...
>>29481642
How are you fellas measuring your girth accurately? The only way I can think of is using like a tape measure but that seems like an awful lot of efforg
<tfw no 8"x6" dick brehs...
Fukk
>>29480750
I don't normally post dat ass
but good god
DAT ASS
I've started going to m gym at a different time because of working the night shift and there's a high test woman there. Since this is real life (and the suburbs) she her ass isn't nearly as big as I'd like and even for a ht loving guy she could lose some weight but I've seen her looking at me.... I may have to make a move brahs.
>>29481842
How do I get there?
>being this new
>>29482290
measure her, duh
Brehs....
newfriend question inc
what the fuck does high test mean? seems like you're just talking about fat assed bitches but why call them high test?
What would I need to satisfy a grill like this brehs...
>>29482326
well compared to the typical "skinny hot girl" (I'm imagining girls like Sara Jean Underwood) these thicker girls have been apparently proven to be more attractive to men with high testosterone levels.
>>29482326
its an le epic maymay XD that started on reddit. Pretending that if you like fatties it means you have high test then calling anyone who disagrees a low test beta.
>>29482333
Will she even let you stare into the ocean with her if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs...
>>29482349
>mods delete nsfw pics
>leave the high test thread up
Does this mean high test threads are /fit/ approved now? They've always been deleted before, or maybe we just got lucky and had a high test mod for a change
Brehs...
>>29480750
bruh
>>29482326
test = testosterone
Oh.. you feel stupid now... don't you...
>>29482360
>>29482363
>tfw the mod has a 8"x6" dick brehs...
Mod what's it like to be able to satisfy grills like that breh...
>>29482367
>cellulite
fucking disgusting
>>29482290
real talk, muh dick actually is 8x6.
Not that it matters when I'll never ever use it
>>29482310
>how to meme arrows
>>29482376
>>29481842
where do i do that
>>29482373
thats stupid though that makes us high test for liking them
they're high est
oh you feel like youre missing a couple chromosomes now dont you buddy
>>29481193
muh test
>>29482367
Her face and hair are cute as fuck but that cellulite is ew.
If she lost a little fat, she'd be perfect.
>>29479345
>High test
Guys with no game justifying fucking fatties.
>>29482339
>>29482310
Dude what's a girl is spread all out doggy style that pussy is easy to hit no matter what dick size. Put those squat muscles to work and push that ass hard
>>29482345
sounds like bs tbh but what do i know
>>29482347
i like me a fat ass, just not a fat girl
>>29482394
>>29482397
The archive.
>>29482394
Hnnnnnggggggggg
>>29482397
retarded nerd
>>29482412
LOW TEST DETECTED
>>29480227
>>29480750
a phat ass from behind looks like a phat penis
>>29482416
By far /fit/'s greatest ever meme
>>29482424
your mom
do any of you guys listen to lootpack
>>29482438
>>29482461
>>29482457
literally brain dead but for the sake of this happy thread here you go bum
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%2Ffit%2F+4chan+archive
>>29482430
Brilliant circular logic
>>29482472
>>29482373
>implying i didnt know that
you're not too bright are ya, friend
>>29482347
You display all the traits of a shitposting redditor
>claim something you don't like is from Reddit, even though you secretly browse it
>strawmanning; thinking anyone here likes fat chicks
>being so insecure in your taste in women that you take "low test beta" to heart
lol cry more low test beta
>>29482461
breh
>>29482488
>>29482412
>>29482484
None of these girls are fat, they have thin waistlines.
Why is it that you always shitpost in these threads?
>>29482505
^this grill walks up to you
^she says "anon i will let you fuck me if you have a 8"x6" dick"
Will you get to fuck her or not brehs...
>all this talk about "satisfying" these bitches
>actually giving a fuck about the girls satisfaction
>thread is full of betas
should u even bother if u dont have that 8"x6" dick brehs...
>>29482520
bonus gif
>>29482526
who is this semon demon?
Will she even accept anythng below 8"x6" dick brehs...
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
THIS THREADD
>>29482537
>thinking you're alpha if you have a tiny dick and suck at sex
>not realizing that a true alpha takes charge of the fucking and has her running back for more
>>29482537
imo there is nothing hotter than hearing the moans and squeels and seeing the convulsions and quivers of a woman cumming around your dick. makes me cum even harder
>>29482475
useless
Brehs....
>>29482554
nope.jpeg
unaesthetic tits. I can tell from the pixels
>>29482564
fucking dirty mongol get out of this fucking thread jesus christ im going to have a fucking stroke FUCK
>tfw only 7x5.5
Will she even feel me brehs...
>>29482545
I love sasha gray
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Brehs....
BREHS...........
>>29482568
wait a minute, that face...
> Tfw I fucked two chubsters this week.
> the entire time I was thinking about fit
>>29482614
man val kilmer used to be so aesthetic
Brehs...
>>29482606
CAN YOU EVEN WITHOUT A 88x88?!
Brehs...
Pls...
Srs...
This grill right here brehs...
Does she even feel anything if you're below 8"x6" dick brehs....
Oh baby
I just don't even know anymore brehs...
Look at this grill...
She would throw you out of the house if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs...
>>29482586
so tense lmao
>>29482526
Tell her to turn around and bend over. By the time she realises I'm not 8"x6" it's too late and my 6"x5" of purple headed fury is trying to force its way past dat ass.
w2c 8"x6" dick brehs...
>>29482560
>actually, a true alpha has her running back simply because he's a true alpha and she wants to please him
>taking charge and being "good at sex" is a given...
>>29482668
b-but she's fat
>>29480547
The chick in that song isn't thick or curvy, she's just fat.
>>29482691
>tfw 7x6
Would they be able to tell the difference?
>>29482519
None of these guys are going to fuck the women in these pics. They're going to fuck fatties and say "close enough."
>>29482732
>tfw their pussies can detect the even the slightest anomalies...
Sorry breh...
Don't need a 8"x6" dick brehs if you spread her ass
>>29482759
can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have a 5"x3" dick brehs...
>>29482745
Why? Picking up women isn't that hard.
>>29482749
Breh...
Brehs...
Why did god create grills like this when he damn well knew you'd need 8"x6" dick to satisfy her without giving all of us brehs a 8"x6" dick to satisfy a grill like this brehs...
Why is god so cruel brehs...
>>29482591
Iktf brehs
7x5.5 too.
>>29482792
kendra lust?
who is this testicular fluid collector?
>>29482745
>None of these guys are going to fuck the women in these pics
True. Gotta find your OWN wide hipped high-test gf, meng.
Brehs... Would she even squat on your dick if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs...
<tfw 9"x10" dick
<tfw not satisfying...
Damn brehs...
>>29482833
>man butt
>>29482867
Can you even satisfy a breh like that if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs...
>>29482852
<tfw meme arrows the wrong way round
<tfw cannot satisfy with incorrect meme arrows
>>29481660
Isn't that the guy who cosplayed as Shinji?
>>29483164
>>29479345
Anybody have sauce on this camgirl??
>>29482167
Oh God.
>>29482315
Careful. High test girls pork up as soon as they think they have a man.
>>29482628
This is what tumblr wanted.
>>29482438
>29482438
good lord.
>>29482673
mother of god
>>29483719
>celeste bonin
>>29482321
That poor girl..someone help her...some asshole ran her over
>>29480709
also day 1, im not gonna make it brehs
>>29482488
>Epiphone
>Not Gibson
Absolutely disgusting.
>>29483901
joining this brehs, got my test levels rising
>>29484057
>>29484077
>>29484077
Brehs..
Is a 6inch dick (considering that is used correctly) enough to satisfy a curvy/chubby girl?
>>29480750
dat ASS doe...
>>29484199
I hate to break it to you but... No breh....
>>29484199
how dare you even ask
>>29484120
>>29484199
protip: 8x6 is needed to satisfy all girls.
jessejacksoncrying.png
>>29482852
11x9 is ideal
top kek do women even know how penises work?
>>29482291
Get a string and wrap it around your fireman, measure the string.
>>29484199
Depends on position but you can rule missionary out
>>29484355
What about doggy?
>>29484366
Maybe but you have to get her arching properly and spread her cheeks apart
>>29484120
Reported.
That is not SFW.
Enjoy your ban.
>>29484378
Thanks, what other positions are good for my dick size considering I'll fuck a curvy/chubby chick soon.
>>29484355
dont spread blasphemous lies
>>29482349
>>29482360
>my dick when
