https://youtu.be/0STaW-ZkbDc
Fatties BTFO nonfats in bed. How do you feel, /fit/?
>fat men last longer in bed
>Thin men can last an average of 1.8minutes while making love.
Where the fuck did they find their sample sizes?
>>35301362
Jacking off, with a foreskin, to really good porn, with hand positions best for getting off quick, is not sex.
First the Muslims came for the Swedish, and I did nothing.
Then the Muslims came for Norway, and I said nothing.
Then the Muslims came for Germany, and I didn't fight back.
Then they started having 10 kids per family, and I did nothing. Demands for Sharia law became more and more demanding. Acts of terrorism increased more and more every year, and I did nothing.
Then the Muslims came for Canada, and I did nothing.
MUSLIMS ARE MIGRATING TO EVERY COUNTRY THEY POSSIBLY CAN AND HAVING TONS OF KIDS, INVADING OUR CULTURE. It states in the Kuran that the ultimate goal of Islam is to spread Islam to the ends of the earth and take over.
Political correctness is an attack on free speech, creating millions of silent victims, many of whose governments took away their right to defend themselves.
Fat men last longer in bed because they have to find their penises amongst their pubic pads. The actual intercourse lasts as long as the average Snapchat.
>>35301315
>my joins hurt
every time
>>35301362
I recall reading an article about that. I think the actual study said that being fat screws with your hormones and fucks up your sensitivity.
However, dumb ass clickbait sites twisted that into "fat men last longer in bed". Which may be true but not for a good reason.
>>35301315
>watching or reading anything buzzfeed
You btfo yourself
>>35301362
desu, I would rather men just get it over with so I can get back to what I was doing anyway, so this really isn't a draw for me.
>>35301453
I had no idea the phrase "T-B-H" changed to "desu" on 4chan until right now. I feel like such a fool.
>>35301426
Here, found the article.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/24/sex-men-overweight-bmi-study_n_5871816.html
>The experts suggested that more fat around the stomach area can mean a man has more estradiol. Estradiol is a female sex hormone which help to inhibit orgasms for males.
Kek. Dumb fucks portraying fucked up orgasms and inhibited orgasms as a good thing.
>>35301481
it does?
Testing.
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>35301362
My guess is that the fat man gets tired and needs time to catch his breath.
>>35301499
What the fuck? It's real!
>>35301315
>stare-raping
when you see a freak like that, how could you look away?
>>35301493
Most of female pleasure is derived from what men do with their hands anyway, via stimulation of the clitoris, so thrusting for entire MINUTES longer is not in any way appealing. Also their sausage fingers probably aren't good enough at fine motions like that to be good in bed. I refuse to believe fat men are better in bed, if nothing else due to the smell alone.
>>35301505
>being so new you're ignorant of something that only happened 2 months ago
>>35301521
Yea also the part where they don't actually last longer and that is total bullshit. That probably has something to do with fat men being terrible in bed too. I go wicked out of shape in college and got tired 10 minutes into anything. Now I can run ten miles and blood flow is so pimp I can fuck right through my first orgasm into my second anyways.
>>35301529
I noticed people saying "desu" a lot but I thought it was a new meme or some shit.
>>35301529
I'm not new. I just never type t-b-h. I've seen desu in other people's post but I just assumed they actually typed desu.
>>35301560
>desu being new meme
>>35301529
That feel when I'm a nub to /fit/ but I was smart enough that I could recognize niggerspeak patterns and independently deduced that desu senpai was actually T B H F A M.
>33% of UK men cannot see their penis because they are so fat
>fat men last longer in bed
Does this not make sense to anyone else? Some fat bitch probably wrote this article
They probably last longer because poor circulation results in a weaker erection
>>35301588
nigger mods penis vagina desu senpai squad faggot
>>35301644
Huh, I really thought more of those words would change.
Test desu
>>35301315
That was abhorrently retarded. Buzzfeed tends to have this trend of trying to be fashionable while being absurdly wrong and retarded.
>>35301644
>>35301651
Were senpai and squad in there originally or did they get changed?
desu fuck it
>>35301762
Nah only
Tb.h
Fa.m
Sm.h
And on some boards c.uck
>>35301860
Testing
desu senpai baka cuck
>>35301315
>The guy who kisses his wife before work makes more money.
>So pucker up, bros.
>I don't understand statistics.
>Correlation absolutely implies causation.
This shit triggers me every time.
>>35301315
> be relatively fit
> have DE (delayed ejaculation)
> fuck white gf for hours without cumming
Gift and a curse I guess. Sometimes which I had PE.
>>35301943
>Black
>That physique
I'm dissapointed
>>35301943
Me too.
Except I can't always keep it up, because it gets boring. Why can't I just cum like a normal anon? Early is better than (almost) never.
>>35301943
>>be relatively fit
>>35301315
Things that are factual.
>Obesity ruins your heart and cardiovascular system.
>Anything that negatively effects the cardiovascular system negatively effects your penis
A chubby man with a good heart can in theory last longer in bed than a skinny/fit/obese person.
However it's more likely that the fit guy will have a better heart if he does cardio.
>Weird facts about men
Wow! These sure are some wacky weird facts and definitely not politically motivated in any way
>>35301560
desu desu is desu
desu
>>35302580
i still dont believe
desu
desu senpai
Why is everyone that follows or is part of Buzzjew so fucking mediocre?
>these faggots will never know the joys of a woman actually complimenting their bodies
Mfw fat men last longer in bed because they take ages digging up the remnants of their penis, and because once they are down, it takes too much effort to get up again.
Pic related.
>men's brains are 10% larger than women's brains
>but that doesn't make them any smarter
So what, that extra brain material is just like sawdust or something? It's just 10% of extra "stuff" that doesn't affect the brain's effectiveness at all?
>>35301481
It changes like that for a while, ever since our yellow overlord took over. Try to call someone family like a black person would do
>>35303563
It seems so. If you look at the intelligence distribution curves men are more spread out while the middle peak is greater for women. This means that women are more likely to be average while there are more men on both the low and high ends.
Men are more likely to be smart but are also more likely to be dumb so it pretty much evens out. Google the distribution curves for yourself, I'm on my phone and can't be bothered
>>35303563
Women's brains have a denser concentration of folds over a smaller space. Men have a sparser concentration of folds over a larger space. The number of folds is equal.
>>35301481
>>35301499
>>35301505
>>35301563
>>35303767
There's great evidence that girls consciously attempt to dumb themselves down starting in childhood/around puberty because they think women aren't supposed to be smart and that men don't like smart women. Make of this what you will.
>>35303783
That doesn't make any sense and wouldn't affect IQ tests much. Social relations and behaviour yes, but you can only act dumb, not make yourself less smart. On a standardized test where the results are not public knowledge there is simply no point.
>>35301931
Correlation equals causation duuuh unless you're talking about the negative health effects of being a land whale
