>start dating qt cardio bunny
>things are great
>1 year into the relationship she drops cardio as she "doesn't have time for it with her studies"
>6 months of this is enough to make a big difference
>no more exercise combined with binge study eating, redbull and takeout has changed her
>confront her about this
>get hit with tears and anger and promises of change
>3 months later she probably put on another 5lb pounds
Cut my losses then and there.
Post stories of those around you getting fat
Posted my story a couple times, posting again as a warning
>be fat virgin neckbeard
>meet fat virgin leg beard
>get pussy
>it's my first pussy ever and as a fat virgin I instantly assume it's the greatest pussy of all time
>get attached to her
>2 years later somehow end up married
>years into the marriage she has put on more weight
>I've found /fit/, dropped heaps of weight, packed on muscle and am in great shape
>at this point she is punching extremely out of her league but she doesn't see that, she sees the same neckbeard loser she married
>get compliments from women
>coworkers flirting with me
>return home to my fat wife who I am not sexually attracted to
hurrrrr why not divorce
>come home and play with my kid
>mom hasn't cooked any dinner as usual, sat around doing shit all
>prepare healthy meal
>she sees what I'm cooking and gets take out
>brings some home for my kid too
>it's a fucking child, it's never going to choose broccoli over pizza
>I make heaps of money now that my career has taken off
>she makes peanuts yet complains about work all day every day
>live in a great house with nice cars paid for 90% by me
> no prenup
Have tried everything on earth to get her to change. Doesn't work. Impossible. Whatever you'll suggest I've tried.
I'm fucked. I got married as a lonely neckbeard and then got my shit together during marriage. Probably the worst thing that can happen if your partner doesn't shape up too. Now I'm in a loveless sexless relationship that I'm scared to leave because I'll lose all I've worked so hard to build and will probably be forced to see my kid on weekends where each week I'll return only to find my kid fatter and most likely being turned against me. So now I'm in the shit. Did I mention I have girls now flirting with me all the time at work? I went from being a person girls wouldn't look at to having all this attention thrown at me and I can't do anything because I'm pretty sure if I cheat I'll never get custody.
>>35230142
>be famous movie star
>pussy on tap
>wife gets fat
Do they expect me to believe he isn't cheating?
>>35230142
Stop being a bitch and leave her. You have only one life.
>>35230047
good job man, gotta be upfront about this shit to woman, no bullshit, never apologise to woman to. cause theil just abuse that shit.
anyways, good on you man
>>35230142
> Change ownership of all assets to close family member
> Divorce her in 6 months to 1 year
> Show to the court your contributions compared to hers - money will be the primary
> Show to the court she has failed her responsibility as primary caregiver - not cooking meals, not looking after children etc.
Done.
>>35230142
Child services, my nigga. Sounds like she doesn't do shit to take care of the kid. Grab your progeny and get the fuck out of there.
Cool story op. I was actually just in your shoes but now shes gone. Lol.
>>35230142
have you tried talking to a lawyer , dont start talking to child services right away cause they tend to medle to fast and can be shite.
but talking to a lawyer and see if theirs ANY way to get out of this shit bitch her claws would be worth it
>>35230230
>your honor you see we live in this great house and nice cars but I actually own nothing and don't actually make any money from my job I actually live entirely off the kindness of this family member of mine
Lol like that will work
>>35230142
Leave her. It wont get better.
this is why im afraid of dating long term
the more comfortable a girl is with you, the fatter/lazier she will get
this is why married men are the most unhappy.
>>35230142
Men are more likely to get full custody than women if they specifically request it in most places. Look into it for where your currently living.
>>35230365
It really doesn't matter what the judge thinks if the paper work is there they cant make the family member do shit UNLESS one of them admits to knowing what was going on.
>Tfw fat belly fetish
>get with chubby
>she puts on weight
>dick gets harder and harder
>social consequences of dating a fatty hit me
>break up
>rinse repeat
I've gotten with 3 diff girls who have all gotten chubby with a small belly I loved and I broke up with them all as I'm a /fit/ guy with a nice job/friends/family who is ashamed to be with them.
That's my story of people getting fat around me
>>35231510
>>social consequences of dating a fatty hit me
that's why you don't date fatties lol. Also stop fapping to "high test" meme threads slim girls are the GOAT
Myself and a few of my coworkers are seriously losing weight. We're all making insanely positive lifestyle choices.
Two of my coworkers are just getting fatter - constantly shovelling shit food in their mouths non-stop, eating entire boxes of twinkies and ho-hos and washing it down with Mt. Dew.
As this trend goes on, they've been nothing but spiteful and hateful toward me and my coworkers. It's kind of great.
>>35231554
I wish I could. Your pic does nothing for me. Pic related on the other hand turns me into diamonds. I don't know why I'm attracted to laziness and gluttony. It makes no sense. Here I am working out, lifting running cycling yet I want to sleep with a person who would be out of breath going up a flight of stairs. Is it the contrast between me covered in sweat and her in Doritos? It makes no fucking sense.
>>35231688
Speaking from experience- too much time on the internet. You need to be reconditioned to like women who are in shape. How do you fix this?
>stop watching chubby porn
>stop going to high test threads (they are 50% fat girls now)
>start noticing that most chubby women look like shit irl
>>35231736
Can I have one last visit to stufferdb?
>>35231759
>dude it's just one last time, I swear after this I'll be done with fatties forever!
>girl is fat, acts like a cunt
>girl gets fit, acts like a slut
Can't win.
>>35230142
I was in a terrible situation that was similar and I got the divorce. It will not get better for you, and your life is worth so much more than money. You'll earn more but you can't get the time back.
It is hard now but it gets harder every month you leave it. Godspeed anon.
>>35231510
damn those tits look nice in the bra, probably saggy and gross outside of it :/
>>35231785
mirin those hand genetics
>Sister has always been overweight
>When I started lifting, I had a goal in mind
>I want to be the same weight as my sister, only muscle instead of fat
>Started making noob gains
>Started getting close
>She moves away to college
>Gets a membership at Planet Fitness
>1 month later, she put on easily 10 pounds
>10 more pounds in the next month
>She is noticeably fatter every time I see her
>I can't keep up
>Decide on a different goal because I don't want to leave humanity behind
>She now has cellulite on her arms, which I didn't even know was possible
>>35231688
i wonder if it is because you see potential in these lazy, pathetic bodies, and want to see the best out of them.
but once they get to peak physical standards you no longer want them because they can't improve anymore
>>35231962
hahahaaha shoot for the stars f.am
>>35230142
Have an affair? My dad was in his forties and banging chicks who were as young as 19 and as old as 28. I even met a couple of them. They thought I was cute. Little pudgy me wasn't any wiser.
>>35230142
Anon, I've seen you post this once or twice before. If you're serious about getting out of that shit, find yourself the best lawyer you can afford and start talking. You need a legal expert's professional opinion on what to do, not a bunch of mouthbreathers on a Taiwanese internet crochet forum.
>>35230200
he is going to be paying alimony for the rest of his life.. he is fucked either way desu
>>35232040
do you ever think less of your dad for doing that? like i get if your mom was a hambeast who was repulsive but still, do you ever wish your dad kept his infidelity to himself and didnt introduce his fuck buddies to his kids?
>>35232062
>>35232062
No. My mom was a terrible person for a time and got worse with age.
>>35232062
Not him but my mom is a shrill bitch (not fat) who is no fun. If my dad cheated on my mom, I wouldn't hold it against him, nor would I tell my mom. I think it would be awkward if I knew the names of his mistresses though.
>>35231510
You've just gotta ignore what people think of you man, it's not healthy to care about people's stupid standards. If you want to date a hambeast then go for your life, it's not like there is a shortage of them.
>>35232094
terrible she may be but do you think its ok for her partners mistresses to be shown to her kids? why not just leave her and then continue to fuck girls instead of embarrassing her?
>>35232097
my mother too is not fat but no fun allowed and i wouldnt hold it against my dad either but at the same time if he was introducing me to his whores while still married to my mother i feel id come to blows with the man even if i love him. It just seems like a cunt thing to do
>>35232049
>alimony
JUST
>>35232149
FUCK
>>35232229
SAVINGS
>>35230142
>marriage
>>35232240
DOWN
>>35232260
INTO
>>35232412
SQUATS
>>35230142
I've seen you post this a few times now anon. Every time I feel bad for you. I wish you the best of luck in whatever you choose. Fine a way to be happy
>>35232049
he's paying it either way.
>>35232567
at least he gets to enjoy his house and boat now i guess
>>35230047
>told gf if she got fat id leave her
>she got fat
>left her
Somehow being stern and uncompromising makes bitches wet.
>>35230142
Lawyer time buddy boy. I feel for you. Somewhat similar situation here.
>start dating girl I like that is 80 pounds overweight
>she loses 80 pounds and gets an amazing job, runs and goes to the gym 5 days a week now, supports me and gives me blowjobs on request etc
you did it wrong op
PS she was 20 when we started dating obviously this only works when they're young
>>35233406
>similar
story please
>>35231554
>>35231688
>Pic related on the other hand turns me into diamonds.
Because while not /fit/ it's very soft looking and while 'fat' isn't outright whale tier fat (that comes in 5 years)
>>35230142
I'm a fat mouthbreathing loser but I know I'm smart enough to one day absorb all /fit/ knowledge and drop a hundred pounds or two. When that day comes, I'm pretty sure I'll be in the same boat as you. Good luck, brother.
>>35231962
ffs lmao
>>35231554
This
It truly amazes me that that tumblr raid has had such a long lasting effect on this board
>>35230047
This was when I was around 15-16 years old with my first GF. Was with her till I was 17. Lost my virginity to her so got attached thats the reason I stayed that long.
>Didnt work out at the time, just played basketball, soccer with friends.
>Used to go do pull ups chin ups etc on playground with them and ran from time to time, nothing serious.
>Me and my ex used to hang around in her apartment since her parents were never home and came late.
>When get hungry, go to a burger place, order pizza and shit and that every day.
>We would watch movies, fuck, and eat snacks and drink something from time to time on top of that.
>I am not gaining weight since I run it off.
>GF gains, slowly but gradually.
>Balloons from 121lbs (55kg) to 143lbs (65kg) in a couple of months
>She is short as fuck, not sure how tall, but I am 6ft and she was around my neck in height/ chin.
>Shit is getting ridiculous
>Tell her about it
>She says it must be genetics, since I am not gaining weight and she is.
>Tell her that I manage to run it off
>She says whatever
>It keeps going on she gains another 3-4pounds
>I said fuck it, told her she is getting fucking fat
>Tears, says how can you do that to me, I love you and you cant love me for who I am
>Tell her that I do love her, but I dont fit fat attractive and its messing with my head when we fuck
>End up arguing about dumb shit every other day, non related
>End up breaking up
Didnt see her for a long time, saw her some time later, like a year or so and she actually managed to lose weight. Looks normal again. So pissed, that lazy bitch didnt do shit about it when we were with each other, but once we split up she went ballz to the wall I guess.
>>35230408
If it works anything like bankruptcy that won't work. The court can seize assets you've sold if you were trying to protect them from being liquidated. I doubt that a judge will just say 'Oh ok then' unless you get your wife to sign off on the sale with your attorney as witness.
>>35232681
>enjoy
yeah, he really sounds like he's enjoying himself
go talk to a lawyer anon, at least inform yourself of your options so you can properly weigh your decision.
>>35230149
maybe he's a feeder...
>>35233557
>She says it must be genetics
I would've been laughing hysterically
>>35231554
High test does not just mean a fat chick. Its a specific type of girl that stores her bodyfat in the right places in a shapely way; namely ass, tits, hips and to a lesser extent thighs.
>>35233560
this.
>>35231688
try to turn it into preggo fetish m8
>>35230142
I found myself in a similar position to you and in the end decided to throw everything except for custody away. I'm not going to tell you that I haven't had feelings of regret or any bullshit like that but freedom isn't free and it's always worth the price but doubly so when you've got a succubus sucking the joy out of your life while simultaneously poisoning your offspring.
>>35230142
You could just feed her to death, or encourage her to do so. Nothing illegal there. Add coconut oil on smoothies n' shit.
>>35231688
I feel ya. I'm attracted to grills like this too, it sucks because it's unsustainable. Either they wish up and get thinner (lol, fat chance) or they just continue ballooning into waaay too fat for my taste. I swear no girl maintains as just chubby. I don't understand why I like chubbies either though, since I have an intense fear of becoming fat and an obsession with being as thin/lean as possible. It's kinda fucked up really.
>>35233557
you dodged a bullet there mate. Even if she got back in shape, you can bet she will go back to her old habits when she fools another guy into a relationship. In my experiences, women fatties never snap back into shape for long periods, I've seen ex male fatties, but no long-term female ex-fatties.
>>35233661
Possibly you get off on the girl having low self-esteem or something?
I've heard of dudes shooting wayyy below their expected league because of this.
12%bf 8/10's hitting on unfit or makeupless 4/10 females and such.
>>35233580
what is going on down there boner?!
>>35233644
So how's life now that you're free? Are you and her on good terms? How's your kid going now?
>>35233661
This feel. They tiptoe along the cupcake line. A single cupcake and they'll fall into fatty mcfat fat. In the end they either decide to join you in the gym like you said or they get fat. This body is as unsustainable as 7% bf year round. It just doesn't work.
Yeah I'm also disgusted at my body after a fatty meal and work hard to stay fit. We are fucked up
>>35233660
>this op
feed her til shes 350-400lbs then when shes too fat to care for herself bail and aim for full custody. shell be so busy wallowing in self loathing she wont even put up a fight. im talking like so fat she doeant even stand up anymore.
>>35230142
talk to a lawyer in secret. inform yourself of your possibilities. get a good lawyer. it will be your best investment
>>35230142
No one suggested getting rid of her
Kinda disapointed senpais
>>35233769
>making a ham planet disappear
Fucking Houdini over here guys
>>35233831
top kek
>>35230142
Damn anon, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm usually against underhanded tactics because it usually makes the problem worse, but it does seem like she's not giving you much choice. And she's fattening up your kid, that is unacceptable. I would agree with the anons suggesting you talk to a lawyer, start transferring assets and start building a case for yourself in family court. You want at least half custody.
>>35230142
simply inject air in her artery
probably causes a heart attack
no one will question a heart attack on a whale
act sad and shocked and no houdini needed
>>35230377
Not always true.
>My mom and dad
>Meet at landscaping company
>Dad works as goverment gardener and owns own little botanical garden
>Mom used to be competitive sprinter, also continues to work in gardening
>Both fit as fuck
>Dad injures knee and gains a lot of weight (though still small-fat)
>Last year my mom finally brings it up and he decides to lose it.
>Loses all of it in a year, fit at 60 again
>Both hate being fat
You gotta pick the right partner man.
>>35233930
hahaha thats a fucking epic story
>>35230149
Maybe he considers her 'high test'
>>35230142
Why isn't anybody suggesting treating her right? You know feeding her all her favorite foods. You'd make her happy anon. Kek.
>be with gf for 5 years
>been together since high school
>we move to college town so she can study
>live together for 3 years, bringing total relationship to 8 years at the end
>during college stay, we both gain a ton of weight since all we eat is taco bell, wendys and costco hot dogs
>neither of us care because we're pretty close knit and school is what matters
>move back to original town after she graduates
>after a few months back, she breaks up with me, doesn't want to be "tied down by anything" and be able to leave at a moments notice
>become depressed, my best friend/girlfriend is now completely out of my life because I don't play that yo-yo bullshit
>start eating better, exercising, travel around the country for a few months visiting old friends and seeing new things
>return to old town, haven't seen or even talked to ex gf in 8 months
>ask if she wants to catch up, figure since I'm doing so well i'll be alright
>meet up with her, she has gained even more weight, become an alcoholic, and working some shit cashier job instead of taking advantage of her new degree
>she is hanging out with the dirty drug people in our town now, does nothing but goes to bars and wastes her time/money
>know that I came out on top but still don't feel satisfied
I got over her entirely, but it sucks so bad seeing an old good friend just throw their lives away. Such a shame. Anyway, I look excellent now and she looks like shit
>wife's son keeps fucking with my shit
>breaks my expensive watch
>scratches my 6 month old car
>smashes my glasses
>get so pissed off with him I start yelling at him
>wife comes in as I have my fist raised
>screams and starts abusing me
>get even angrier
>call her a cunt and her son a little niglet
>she tries to say I hit her but I actually just stormed off and went to a bar
I don't give a shit about the alimony, I wanted her fucking gone.
>>35231962
CMON SENPAI
>>35233934
Yikes. I don't get how people let that happen. Not just the weight, everything.
>>35231962
Kek my sides
>>35233964
>Wife is perpetual victim
You're 100% better off without that bitch.
Girls who lie about getting hit are right up there with girls who lie about getting raped in terms of being a piece of shit human being.
Maybe even as bad as the bitches who scream "HIT ME HIT ME"
>>35234022
>still falling for "wife's son" cuk posting
Get it together
>>35233983
I dunno man. I thought I knew her pretty well but I guess people do change after a period of time. I just feel bad but atleast I got past her quickly. Can't help everyone
Ex GF was slightly chub. Great stuff.
Told her one day that I liked it but if she got obese I wouldn't be happy about it. I was being very honest and pragmatic and fair, not mean. It was the truth, I'm simply not attracted to obesity and it you just can't be in a relationship if there's no physical attraction.
She left me soon after because the concept of it was so upsetting to her. I was bummed.
I was gaining interest in health and fitness at the time and it didn't slow down. I slimmed, stronger and gained a dress sense. Thanks /fit.
I see her on facebook. She has got big.
One thing though. The sex with her was life changing. Was really tough leaving that behind. I still think about it A LOT 5 years later. No complaints about current GF (3 years) but dam, I'll never forget that shit.
>>35230047
>be
>could never achieve sub 13% BF even with cardio
>enters engineering school
>leave house at 6.5 am get back at 8pm
>no time to eat or sleep, still manage to lift twice a week
>eventually become shredded sick kunt
Fuark bitch isn't doing it hard enough
>>35230142
shit man..fuck this. good luck and fortune for you buddy! Hope everything will be alright. Props for thinking of your little kid.
>>35230047
after some degree, it is impossible to be academically competitive and fit at the same time. working 10 hours less than your equals really makes a difference at the end.
>>35231554
daaamn thats my nigga. slim petite girls are the best girls. dem long thin legs man. fuck.....
>>35234473
This Sloot is probably doing some retarded wymen studies degree fagget
See >>35234439
>>35231799
>just fuck all girls and stop caring about them
>suddenly sluts are turning slowly into slaves
best feels! Sometimes I ask for the craziest shit ever and they do fucking everything. They are so predictable
>>35231962
>dont want to leave humanity behind
do you even try son? anyway, KEK!
>>35234484
you can beat Chad with good time management but you have to sacrifice to beat Chang
>>35234501
Like I said I sacrifice food and sleep
Bitch probably sleep 8h/night and eat 3h/day, I'd give an arm to have time for that
>>35234537
To be clear I'm not talking about undergrad, where grades are meaningless for an engineer anyway.
Chang is already not sleeping and eating, all Chinese scientists I've met are sickly looking skinnyfats.
>>35234597
I don't think op's Sloot is a chinese scientist
>>35230142
LAWYER
A
W
Y
E
R
preemptive strike. Get her while she isn't paying attention. Document all the unhealthy shit she does. Prove she isn't fit to handle a child
>>35231962
kek
>>35233934
That sucks Anon. My gf of 2.5 years broke up with me a couple months ago. She was one of my best friends. I'm hoping she does well in life, but her very few friends are all stereotypical college tumblrinas who "don't follow societal beauty standards". My ex is a truly beautiful woman, but I know it's only a matter of time before she hams up and just gives up on being physically attractive.
>>35230047
Literally 8 out of 10 women will do this in my experience. it's sad
>>35230047
>3 months later she probably put on another 5lb pounds
nigga, that's like my average weekly body weight swing.
>>35230230
This will literally only work if you live in Texas. Source: I practice a lot of family law. Guy is indeed super fucked, but if he can avoid alimony, it won't be too bad. Other than losing half your shit acquired during marriage (including income), PROBABLY your kid, and your homestead. Build it back up, brah. All you can do. As for the kid, technically they are supposed to make the SMC (give custody to) the more responsible parent, but that does NOT happen.
>>35233705
Just having a hard time with this fetish of yours. Carry on.
>get really close with oneitis
>i take her out a couple of times for a date
>tells me she has a boyfriend
> i tell her to choose him or me
>she chooses him
>idgaf.jpg
>all the time ive been lifting
>see her post a photo in instagram
>she gained at least 15 pounds
>have mutual friends and friend is hosting a party
>she's going to the party
>asks my friend who is hosting the party if her bf can come
>he said you can bring him if you want but tells her that i might be coming
>i dont end up going because fuck that bitch
>one of my friends tells me she asked where i was
>that feel when you're out of your oneitis' league
>>35231554
there's something that's really pleasing about the second skin she's wearing, but I can't put my finger on it...
>>35230142
you are fucksville anon. I am a huge loser compared to you but your situation seems very troubled. Good luck to you.
I'm British.
Like 60% of women are obese by the time they hit 25.
Not fat. . i mean fucking obese.
It's just, why the fuck man, whats the point in even going for these women? whats the point in marriage and kids anymore?
I dont know what to do man, I'm making lots of money, go to the gym but i live this empty life.
basically everyone around me is fat.
>>35237282
it's time for an asian mail order bride
>>35237282
date online
move to a higher class area
>>35237282
Move to a better area m8.
The company I work for is middle class as fuck and there're like three overweight folk on a payroll of roughly two-hundred. Also I live and work in Edinburgh which helps; though the rent is a fucking bitch.
Fat (or the lack thereof) is gradually becoming a sign of social class.
>>35230047
Used to look incredible
Got approached by hot girls
Stopped exercise, pigged out
Gained 17kg
No regrets
>>35235775
Guess he should move to Texas then. Or abroad.
>>35237282
Isn't this the reason attractive British men go for Polish girls?
>>35237632
One feels that you may be on the wrong board sir.
>>35233628
Different anon but that's what I did.
Wanting to impregnate bitches>>>wanting to fuck fat bitches.
>>35235761
Do you know what 5lb looks like on a short girl?
It's not the same as a 6'2 guy taking a shit and forgetting to drink water
>>35230142
Set her up to cheat. Hire a gigolo, set up hidden cameras, catch her out. If she's honest, faithful and respects you, it won't work. If it does work, she deserves it.
>>35233744
This anon stumbles upon a point:
This Bitch is going to do herself in eventually. All you have to do is stay strong, sit back and let the consequences of her poor food choices take their course.
>>35233831
>a different kind of disappear
>>35234409
DEETS on the sex life pls
>>35231962
GANBATTE
>>35230047
Is it bad that at 193lbs I feel fat as fuck but at 182lbs I dont really feel very motivated to go lower?
>>35230142
U gotta make the kid just like you brah, spend lots of time and make the kid super healthy and continue being super healthy yourself, your wife will either be the odd one out or will have to change.
>>35230142
all these faggots are gonna tell you to leave her.
she liked you for who you are, without the fancy body or job youve got now, that should be worth something.
you can't make her change, what you can do is make her want to change. Start taking the kid out to do exercise, go for runs together, go to the gym together, do sports etc... it will exclude your fat wife and hopefully make her wish to change so that she can be a part of it. beyond that, there's not much you can do besides having a full on intervention and asking her to see a doctor.
>>35230047
If the fat chick in the pic ever lost weight would she ever be as tight and good looking as the other or is it all over?
>>35230142
>Getting married
You
Fucking
Idiot
Have you not learned from the mistakes of many men before you?
Get a good lawyer to minimize the damage
>>35242470
Got me to choke and slap her. Liked me to bite her. Hard, like draw blood hard. We researched online and trained her to squirt. She swallowed every time. She would orgasm really really easy with certain little tickles and massages and shit. I would do it to her in public and she would love/hate/love it. She used to masturbate in the passenger seat of my car just looking at me whenever we went for long drives. I didn't use condoms ever and she never even brought them up, finished inside freely. Fucked her at a work event out the back where noone would see and we nearly got caught. Was great. Made her orgasm in front of her friends one time and she made a mess it was super fucking awkward but later she told me about how much she liked it.
>realized me and gf had takeouts for like a week
>told her I wouldn't be attracted to her if she got fat
>she started weightlifting with me 3x a week and does cardio on the other days
>it's been 3 months
She's a bit obsessed with calorie counting and stuff now so I feel a little bad
>>35230142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jGgZ35W5s
>>35233547
I don't think people actually are into the high test meme, or if they are they're just ironically saying it. Then again I'm a skinny lanklet so idk what all the high test alphas are into.
>be me minority shitskin
>qt3.14 witegurl hightest as fuck has bf who thinks she's gotten too big
>she finds attention from me who's more than happy to accomodate her
>this is result
>>35244570
dude youre ganna get lynched
>>35244570
>apartment stops smelling like old cheese
>"Your scent is gone"
>>35244570
Guess it must have been nice to get rid of the constant curry odour for a little while.
>>35244621
TOPKEK
>>35244570
fuck off tumeric smell never goes away
>>35237282
Move to south america, theres like 1 fattie every 20 qt's
>>35244590
ayy
>>35230142
Fake because you don't specify kids gender and call the kid it
I would know I'm an internet detective
And most pre nups get thrown out anyway
>>35247023
That's not what statistics say though.
>>35233661
>fat chance
you son of a bitch
>>35231688
Because it's wrong, and wrong is a turn on.
I just got a divorce from wife who used to be hot. I brought up the fact that she's been getting pudgy and that she should go to the gym with me. Instead she cheated with someone who gave her attention and told her what she wanted to hear. I found proof and told her I'd use it against her and ruin her life if she tried fighting me in court. She kept her shit, I kept mine, the end.
Gf has a chubby fat friend that doesn't cardio. Thinks her lame attempts at deadlifts and womens only pseudo crossfit is enough when it clearly isn't. She isn't even sweet fat, more like ms princess who doesn't understand why dudes only use her for her hotter friends
how do I rid myself of this fat friend without ridding myself of the gf????
>>35237282
>>35237338
>>35230377
This why you gotta find a grill that's intelligent.
grills that get fit just so that they're good looking to guys are generally not that smart and will probably get fat
but if you can find a gf that is fit because she's smart and knows that its the best way to live her life then chances are she's got her head in the right place for a happy life with you
>>35230047
top kek, women never train out of their free will. Never ever. She trained to get bf, got bf, stopped training. Simple as that.
>>35230047
You can only change women in the very beginning of a relationship. It's like this: Women only respect men that adhere to their unrealistic expectations. When she doesn't know you well yet, you do this.
Over time, she will find out all about your weaknesses, little quirks etc., and you aren't perfect anymore, so she won't ever listen to you again. You could be a doctor and she'd go to her girlfriends for medical advice, for example.
That's how women are. Learn to deal with it or become a monk.
>>35231510
>social consequences of dating a fatty hit me
lol America...
>>35231688
Chubby women are fertile.
Congratulations, you are heterosexual.
>>35247437
That's a myth. Women in the healthy weight range are maximally fertile and have the lowest chance of complications and birth defects during pregnancy.
You and the other pigfucker are trying to justify your degeneracy.
>>35231962
Pussy
>>35247485
lol /pol/
BMI is a scam. You'd knew that if you had medical knowledge beyond internet memes.
>>35247551
Actually, BMI underestimates obesity in the general population because it misses skinnyfats.
Literally 0% of women are obese by body weight but not by body fat percentage.
Keep eating, piggy.
>>35247609
>Actually, BMI underestimates obesity in the general population because it misses skinnyfats.
Skinnyfats aren't obese by definition, otherwise they'd just be fats.
BMI considers normal weight overweight. Normal weight: Height in cm - 100 in kg. Example: You are 180cm tall, your normal weight is 80kg.
>>35247609
>obessed with food
>calls other fats
Projecting much? Skinny people don't care about diet. Only fatties do, fatty.
>>35247485
This. Most "high test" women are overweight by BMI standards, putting them at risk for pregnancy-related illnesses and infertility. This is made even worse because these women have little lean mass, and BMI underestimates risk in the case of too little muscle (the majority of the population).
You should never ever have children with a chubby woman, especially one who doesn't work out.
>>35230142
Thanks for horrifying the shit out of me, anon.
>>35233666
I knew this girl back in high school. She was overweight junior year, but she lost a ton of weight by senior year. Her recent facebook pictures show she still has yet to regain the weight and we graduated 7 years ago.
>>35247282
I swear i could smell her feet watching that...
>>35230142
if you dont take any other advice itt, take this.
Start documenting everything, in every way possible. get cctv in your house for "security reasons" and upload that shit to a private cloud.
either that or she will fuck you over first when she gets a sniff of whats coming to her.
go to a lawyer... better to pay small now than BIG later!
have you talked to her about this?
>>35247620
That formula is from 1871 and has been heavily modified since. For most people they'll wind up skinny fat or overweight if they used they used that.
>>35234478
Love those petite fit girls too breh.
>tfw the acrobatic sex positions with petite girls
>>35233660
That's actually not a bad idea, albeit extremely unethical. If you feed her until she's so fat that she can't even take care of herself, much less a child, you could possibly walk away with full custody since she'll be an unfit parent.
>>35236286
Autist
>>35233964
>dating a used goods coalburner
Is this bait? What did you expect?
>>35237282
>be woman
>only thing I have to do to be in highest percentile of women and get a top tier man is not be a fucking cow
Is this the promised easy mode? Feels so good, man. Like floating on a raft down a lazy river and just basking in sunlight, while men trip themselves to swim like rats to me because I'm the only girl in a ten mile radius whose breasts extend further than her belly. What an amazing age we live in. All the competition ate themselves out of the race.
>>35247023
But then you're in South America
>>35233964
My favorite meme of 2015
>Life finally getting on track
>Height went from a measly 5'10" to 6'4"
>24 years old
>Was 440lbs, now 285lbs and still losing
>Making money in a boring albeit easy job
>Saving for a house, will have enough to put a large down payment by the time I'm 26
>Driving a newer reliable car
>Finishing up my degree and will only make more money when I get my BA
By all accounts other than being a recovering fat fuck, everyone tells me I have the ideal life going for me. But
>Still cant talk to women
>As soon as the conversation steers towards sex I freeze up. Otherwise completely fine and able to flirt
>Hoping when I'm human sized this will change
>See threads like these make me deathly scared I'll accidentily knock up a girl and be sucked into a black pit of hating my life
>So confused now because of this fear
>Horny enough to fuck a hole in a tree but death scared of prego future
Fucking hell.
>>35251736
Get a vasectomy or start fucking men/animals.
>>35230047
At least she promises change, and you saw she was once able to pull it off.
Look at how many bitches there are that dont want to change because they are *twinkly princess wink* perfect...
She can change back and get in shape, might just need some time, life has ups and downs.
>just decide if you are able to truly support her, or if your standarts are to hight for her then respectfully break up
>>35251769
Getting a vasectomy was an idea but I'm young and everyone tells me either A.) A doctor wont treat me because if my age or B.) The process is irreversible or has a low chancs of being reversed properly. So on the off chance I ever choose to have kids (god forbid) I won't be able to.
>>35251799
I have several friends who got vasectomies for their 21st birthdays.
Just donate sperm just in case and you now have a foolproof way of having kids ONLY if you want them.
>>35251799
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/wiki/doctors
>be 23
>was a huge beta lord until last year
>now i don't give a fuck about women
>discovered /fit/
>months later have women staring at me constantly
>5'10" = easy gains nigga
>friends give me shit about not being married
>they have a wife and their own house
>still living at home because planning to leave the country in a few months
>mfw get to watch women react to my anime phone wallpaper
>mfw they get mad when they realize they lost to a drawing
>mfw friends constantly get into fights with their spouses and remain keks
>mfw free from the bullshit
Single /fit/ weeb life is the absolute best.
>>35231688
Stop going in the fucking /bellygf/ thread you mong.
>All I want is to be a Chad who abuses girls on a regular basis, draining them of their emotional energy
>tfw 23 kissless virgin
>>35251978
>tfw when having 3 full display cases.
Damn it feels good to be a nogf
>>35252321
I'm still working on filling my first case. I don't buy a lot of figures. My room is killer though.
>>35232115
Different mindset. My mom was abusive my whole life and is fucked on oxy. Im happy my father finally has affection from a decent person
>>35252343
fuck yea. looking sweet bro! That Kill la Kill poster on the left is cool.
>>35252321
>>35252343
>mfw i look up to these people
>and still wonder why normies find me strange
>>35252400
Yeah that particular one is my favorite. I really dig art where you can't see the face of the character, but you still know who it is.
>>35252410
>normies find you strange
Who gives a fuck? If it bothers you that much, learn to assimilate in a social situation, without going native.
>>35230149
He probably isn't. Another anon posted his sad story. His first wife he had kids with got sick and died, this new woman helped him through it. But it was some genetic shit and his daughter died of it too, and again she helped him through it. Not quite Keanu Reeves tier but I can see why he stays with her.
>>35231688
Are you sure this isn't a pregnancy fetish?
>>35231736
high test girl is a meme perpetuated by a fat acceptance haes insurgency
>>35252420
gym + anti-depressants has helped out my social situation a lot.
im trying to get to the point where my body speaks for itself and girls find me the quieter (yet not autistic) guy who has ambitions.
cuz i think if you play it right, and be confidently quiet the grills will find you mysterious and interesting.
>maybe this is just me being autistic
>but ive had some success
pic related, i over-post it but current body
>>35251789
THIS OP!
>>35252582
>mysterious and interesting.
Yeah, like Ryan Gosling in Drive.
>>35252622
dubs confirms
>checked
>>35252622
That movie was so fucking boring.
>>35252582
Work on your traps more. Your biceps are fine, but traps and biceps are fucking crack for women.
>>35252639
thanks for the input bruv. what trap exercises do you recommend?
i usually just shrug dumbbells but there's gotta be something better, or maybe im just not going as hard as i need to be
>>35252661
I just do shoulder shrugs with 35 plates. Used to do 25, but I've found shoulder shrugs have insanely increased my traps in just a couple months. There's other trap exercises to do, but that shit's the real deal right there. 3 sets of 20 motherfucker, do it. I believe in you.
Also, being the quiet type can work if you have an A+ wingman. The real key to dealing with women is viewing them all as a 2/10. Doesn't matter how hot they are, until you get to know their personality, usually through dating, they're a 2/10 you only give attention to because you feel like it. The second you mentally put yourself above them, the easier it becomes to not be so autistic around girls, and just have a good time around them.
>>35252687
Also I should have been more specific, but since you mentioned wanting your body to speak for you, you're gonna want to make it speak for you through a shirt. If your sleeves are full because of muscle, and your traps are pushing up through your shirt, it'll speak for itself just fine. Your forearms are good too nigga. Chicks dig big forearms.
>>35230142
Cut losses
Make another kid.
>>35231903
haha i was thinking the same thing. dem thick wrists
>>35233660
Underrated solution
although i fuck with coconut oil heavy
>>35252707
Teach me master. How do I get forearms like that too?
>>35253357
I usually hold dumbbells and then curl them in and out, moving just my wrist. If your forearm starts feeling like it's on fire, you're doing it right.
I am a girl, and I am prone to gaining weight easily. Right now I look fine, but not how I want to. I'm 5'7" and 140. This is 15 pounds to heavy for me. The problem is I am having a hard time balancing everything. I work about 20-25 hours a week, am a full time student doing a biology major, and I have a 2 hour daily commute. I workout about 4 to 6 hours a week. Any advice on how to balance it all?
>>35253407
Eat lean.
>>35253416
I do already. 500-600 cal deficit. I focus primarily on getting all my nutrients and eating healthy. I have one or two cheat days.
The problem is its hard for me to do all of this and I quickly get burnt out, and then something suffers. Grades, mental health, fitness, or food.
>>35253407
Eat more nutrients and fewer calories.
>>35253443
>having cheat days
>>35253453
What he said. Honestly losing weight is 60% diet
>>35253457
That really isn't the issue. The weightloss is a small part of it. I have to get my life jnder control and i can't. I already am careful with food. But I'm absolutely exhausted, and things will only be getting worse.
>>35253488
Welcome to college.
>>35253443
>one or two cheat days
A week I'm guessing
>>35253503
On cheat days i eat my maintenance calories.
>>35253525
>having cheat days
>>35253525
Which means i still have a weekly deficit of 3000 to 3500 calories
>>35253165
Underrated as fuck
10/10
>>35230047
I'm sorry bro.... At least you know a pl8 will be 45lbs today and will continue to be 45lbs forever
>>35253531
>>35253457
Food is my only source of happiness, so yeah, i have cheat days
>>35253556
YOUR SOURCE OF HAPPINESS SHOULD BE THE GYM OR ELSE YOU'RE FUCKIN UP
>>35230142
Focus on keeping those gains, making money, and raising that kid right. Once the kid is 18 divorce the whale.
>>35230142
you'll lose everything if you leave.
Build it back up, Just like you built your body up from the gutter. Nothing is impossible MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
JUST DO IIIT! Also fight to the BITTER END to get your kid too. You want that fucker to grow up and gets loads of pussy! Or kock idk his preference... But if he's swole it don't matter no homo!
>>35253565
Gym is okay but also very demotivating sometimes. Also its a big strain after a full day of work and classes and studying. How can i make my gym time more enjoyable?
>>35253597
Open your day up with the gym.
I had a fat gf and spent the entire time in the gym, she got fatter.. So when she broke up (thank fuck I wouldn't ever have) with me, I went to the gym MORE and yeah tall gf with fake tits now
Winning to be honest, family
>>35253597
get a training partner who motivates you to always do your best
>>35253607
Hey man, if she's fit, I can tolerate fake boobs.
>>35253597
Gym isn't always going to be fun, learn to accept that.
>>35253611
None of my friends workout. My boyfriend is ldr
>>35244570
All three of you (you, her, the bf) are losers who should die.
>>35253634
>ldr
Jesus you're just fuckin up all over the place aren't you? no seriously though, get your boyfriend to lift his fat ass in the gym, or find someone willing to make progress with you. Also this anon >>35253630 nailed it. Shit's hard work nigga, accept it.
>>35233415
Goals
>>35252343
>kill la kill
>fight stick
>sennheiser headphones
I found my spirit /fit/izen, great taste senpai
>>35253656
You're welcome nigga.
>>35242844
I know that feel bro
>Tfw you go from 200 to 182 pounds but motivation is now kill
>>35253646
He does lift, but he goes to uni far from where I do. And I asked if there is anyway to make it more fun. Thats a relative term. There will obviouly be bad dayd and good days, but the overall experience might potentially be improved, and i was asking for tips.
>>35233415
This nigga gets it. Too many people don't give the overweight chicks a chance. Sometimes, they really do want a man that can guide them in the gym.
>>35253694
>I was asking for tips
Just because you don't like reality doesn't mean you didn't get any.
>>35253709
savage
>>35253709
My statement is in the past tense. I was only explaining to the other anon what i meant. I didn't say that I didn't get any tips.
>>35253725
Your attitude sure implied you felt like you didn't get any tips you like. Face it dude, the gym's hard as it is, and college is even harder. Don't be a quitter, or else you're a casual.
>>35253742
I did get tips. I will take them into account, and while some don't fit my situation, some are worth considering. If you saw some hidden implication, then it was due to any actions on my part. Of course gym and college and work and life are hard. I am not quitting, not even close, i was just looking to hear from people who experienced the same or have tips. I got what I came for, technically speaking, but I am still opening to hearing other peoples advice. And by that I mean advice rather then reactions to what people assume I meant.
>>35253786
That shit's what I like to hear, now I can't be mad at you. You got this shit nigga.
>>35253786
Ugh. Not* due to any action on my part.
>>35253806
Well never mind then you're a ho and you deserve those 15 pounds.
>ungrateful london getting btfo this hard
jesus christ my sides
>>35252687
>>35252707
thank you my /fit/ brethren.
just got back from my shoulder workout to read these.
ill start to hit those shrugs with higher rep ranges & i appreciate the forearm compliment
>>35253852
No problem man you got this shit. London could learn a thing or two from you when it comes to tips and shit.
>>35237282
Haha. Hahahaa.
Why don't you try...moving to...heh fat British people, hehe...moving to–
>America
HAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>35234501
Truth
>>35253786
>And by that I mean advice rather then reactions to what people assume I meant.
Being passive aggressive about shit you don't like won't help you lose weight dumbass.
>be 20 y/o kissless virgin
>friend introduces me to her chubby slut friend who has qt face
>we bang
>somehow end up in a relationship and living together after only a few months
>after about a year she decides she wants to lose weight
>slowly becoming hot but also getting cranky as fuck because she thinks the best way to diet is by simply eating fucking nothing
>constantly arguing
>lose my shit and break up with her on her birthday when she went out drinking after I had a night planned
>she moved to australia and is hot af while I am destined to be forever alone
>>35254056
>the best way to diet is by simply eating fucking nothing
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm
>>35230142
Oh boy. How do men constantly get themselves into situations like this?
You're just gonna have to ride it out until your kid grows up. Sell everything that's in your name then leave the country. Hopefully you saved enough in cash that you can go to Thailand and live there comfortably.
>>35247269
Be really really nice to the friend. Not just nice. Abnormally nice. This will confuse her and she will spontaneously combust.
>>35251736
Protip: Actually look up how to properly use a condom, and jack off with one on every now and then to get a feel for them and find one that properly fits. Do at least one or two practice sessions where you break the condom on your dick so you know what it feels like when they fail.
Condoms are, for all intents and purposes, pretty much bulletproof when the fit is right and the thing is used properly. And then the one-in-a-million occasion where one breaks on you can be dealt with simply by recognizing the feeling of it breaking (which is actually obvious as fuck with you know it) and switching it out for a fresh one.
