>Cardiobunny single mother brings her two super-cute lolis along and they just sit there playing with their iPad while Mummy treadmills
>Two perfumed yoga-panted cardiobunnies always filming each other's asses as they use pic related. (While positioning the machine so that everybody in the gym has a clear view.)
>8/10 high-test schoolteacher keeps on interrupting me in the middle of my sets. Spaghetti loss at minimum levels.
>Huge high-test bearmode of a (faggot?) wearing a pink sequined hairband with a pink frilly bowtie.
>All the PTs are bro-tier turbo-manlets.
>At least 3 limp-wristed faggots benching, squatting, curling, and pressing in the Smith Machine. (With pussy pad)
>Cardiobunny population outnumber the males.
>Nobody deadlifts but me.
>Only a few of us in the free-weight area; rest are using machines.
>Plates and dumbells are scattereed everywhere; even in the 'girl's' section.
>Free zumba classes every saturday. Can I please lift in peace. Leave me alone grills.
How's your gym /fit/? Today, the gym wasn't that crowded and the 8-year old lolis were flashing their panties shamelessly. It was a good day.
>older gentleman about 50yrs who i've seen consistently around 10pm-1a almost every night, working hard trying to lose weight, has probably lost about 100lbs this past year.
>two black guys in their twenties who belt/rap out loud with headphones in while lifting that headbutt each other a lot
>bunch of rednecks who only curl, every day.
>amazonian woman who puts everyone else to shame
>guy who works there constantly screaming about people returning towels, whenever he sees someone walk out with a towel he has a coronary and throws himself on the floor
i can't think of anyone else at the moment
one dip shit I've seen a lot at the gym just runs around doing super fast sets of random exercises with horrific form. I've seen him there for months and he looks literally the exact same as he did the first time I noticed him. Yet he just walks around the gym flexing in the mirrors acting like Mr big cock. Part of me thinks he's on coke
>>35124006
>Fag curling in the only squat-rack
>limp-wristed faggots keeps on nagging the PTs to drag a bench over to the Smith Machine
>Grills quarter-squatting with only 10 lbs. loaded on the bar
>Gym owner keeps on nagging me that squatz and deadliftz will break my spine
>Fat kid keeps on miring. (I hope i'll be an inspiration for him to make it )
>2 chubby college grills each with their own faggy limp-wristed beta orbiter.
>Tall 10/10 ubermensch with the most perfect body i've ever seen (n-no homo)
>A new qt (Made her lose her spaghetti talking to her.)
I can't help but pace and stride around the gym in circles while resting in between sets. Am I annoying?
>>35124006
>nobody deadlifts but me
literally me
>>35124198
literally me
>>35124115
Do you think he is okay?
>>35124210
Are we annoying?
>>35124006
Did you bang the lolis?
small gym, everyday consists on:
>3 to 4 mans on their 40's doing the 10min talking, 1min exercise routine
>the eliptic hugger
>some proteindrinker kiddos just doing abs the whole fucking hour
>not a single grill, not even old ones
>sometimes there is a nigger who actually lifts and does something
it's fucking boring but I like it that way, I just focus on music and when everybody leaves and I'm alone it's a fucking pleasure to have the full gym for you, nobody mirin nobody making you slow down your routine
>group of black guys that bench 20lbs and do curls only
>300 old people because i go to YMCA
>bro tier bear-mode hairy guy that wears a revealing tank top every day, also like 50 years old
>bro splits
>dyels
>pt that constantly yells "lightweight baby" and other normie memes
>guy that can't dl 2pl8 after 6 years of lifting and tells me not to use hook grip
I always go at 6 AM to avoid people because I am too much of a pussy. Usually I have the gym for myself. I am scared people will judge me fo being sorta overweight doing shit weights with bad form. Sometimes I just look so clueless in the gym and it's really demotivating.
>>35124115
This is me. It's actually my program.
>>35124006
Why would a high-test bear wear a pink frilly bowtie?
>>35124289
Lol how can someone not dl 2 pl8 from 6 years? Shouldn't that be like 4 months max to get to?
>bro girl with awesome wing tattoo on her back we talk and share workout music
>huge motherfucker with adorable girlfriend comes in to do massive 280 dead lifts
>dude who has disproportionately sized biceps
>skinny asian dude that deceptively benches 120, squats 190, haven't seen much else though
>high school faggot that comes in to do just arms and never puts his weights back
>creepy indian that always gives me a death stare regardless of what i am doing
>several gay dudes
>few milfs
>super babes in the cardio area
>1 super babe that comes late at night to avoid attention
>Steve "Quarter Rep" Stolev
>Russian dude that loads up a bunch of weight and proceeds to do quarter reps
>Manlet Mike
>dude who wears lifting shoes while squatting 1pl8 and is 5'2
>Soccer mom Stacy
>middle aged woman that wears gloves on the cardio machines, ramps up the treadmill to its full incline, puts it up to 10mph and holds on for dear life while trying not to get flung off
>then goes to the free weight area to do curls at the speed of light on a balance ball
>Geriatric Garys
>bunch of old dudes that lift together, they're pretty cool overall
>Full on Bros
>4 dudes who lift together, only ever see them do chest and biceps
>see them teaching their teenage kid "football lifts" literally just telling him to bench and he'll be good at football
>The Fridge
>old dude with the widest body I've ever seen, built like a truck, keeps to himself mostly
>Old Powerlifting Pete and Paul
>two old dudes who used to powerlift, coolest dudes in gym
>Cop Bro and "Natty" Nick
>two cool guys, ones a cop the other is ripped as fuck, claims natty
>DYEL T-rex
>Does only calves and thighs in machines. Has capped the machines' capacity and seems a bit too proud about it. Does leg stretches for 15mins before and after training. Also peeks at the 15 year old girls stretching in the next room from the corners of his eyes.
>Old fucks
>A group of 5-7 people of the age 45-70 who obviously have no idea what they are doing. They travel from machine to machine doing half sets with the machines' minimum resistance before moving on.
>Fat ladies
>Two fat women who go the gym and that pretty much describes their training. They sit to the machines with the most comfortable seats and sit there like they were on a recliner for 40mins before leaving. Gym membership well spent.
>Given up PT
>Encourages the old fucks, telling them that they are doing a good job and how it's ok that they came so late they can only train for 15 mins before leaving since they aren't getting any kind of gains with what they are doing anyway.
I let you guess who I am there.
>high school wrestlers
Makes unnecessarly high grunts
>single mothers
Smokes a pack of cigarettes before and after finishing their workouts (99/100 times, jt's Zumba). Their kids are running around getting in people's way.
>Zumba assholes
Their music is louder than everyone else's who are even wearing noise canceling headphones
>Cardiobunnies
No progress and wonders why they get lightheaded after they go to the bathroom to purge their post-workout recovery meal
Everyone else are cool. Since I work evening shift, I exercise during the day, which is when I meet a lot of cool elderly people.
>>35124006
fuck pedo scum
>>35124210
ccause nobody is retarded enough to harm their backs maybe
>>35124006
>big bear-mode strongmen training
>cardiobunnies minding their own business
>PTs are bro-tier but really nice and helpful to noobs
>most people just lift, some times start up polite conversation
>girls workout with weights, but don't show off and will strike up casual conversation if you're not a creep obviously hitting on them
>roided huge guys help and give advice on form to new guys and are generally bro-tier
Srsly, what kind of shitholes do you guys live in? Cause I live in Romania and despite having gypsies and corrupt government, people seem to be a lot less self-centered and a lot more decent than other places.
>pair of indian guys who do hundreds of reps of super light deadlifts in the squat cage
>manlets who constantly talk about gains and "curl day every day"
>pair or eastern Europeans who talk about smoking crack while naked in the change room
>the one guy who never seems to leave the change room and is always naked
>the one average looking girl lifting babyweights but actually taking her lifting seriously
>the super bencho bros who spot each other by assisting every rep
>the super bro 40 year old chinese man who is squatting 3.5 plate and lets anyone work in no matter their lifting ability
>the other bro chinese guy who deadlifts 6 plate and taught me hook grip
>>35124006
>oldbro
90 years old and still deadlifts 225. I want to be this guy
>the moaner
~35yo who sets up in the middle of the free weight area to do some jazziersize bullshit while screaming "oh yeah! Just like that, one more baby,"
>oingo and boingo
Two Mexicans who don't speak English, spend a minimum if three hours doing curl variations then leave
>crossfit fags
Hey man are you done in the squat rack? Cuz I'm doing body weight squats standing on medicine balls and want to use the rack for a handhold
>that faggot who keeps flexing in front of the mirror between every set
>that faggot who keeps changing the fucking music
>that faggot who grunts like a warthog starring in a gay porno
>that faggot who leaves the weights all over the place
>that faggot who shouts "lightweight baby!" when lifting baby weights
>that faggot who lifts naked
MFW home gym master race.
>>35124867
Since you're posting on /fit/, I'd say you're the first one.
>>35124867
My guess would be the Trex
>MetalJug
>Metal dude always carrying jug of water around, is actually shredded underneath his Wacken sweater, does deadlifts
>Mountain
>2 meter huge guy in his thirties, told me and gymbro once that he used da juice, is a nice guy but loud (in talking and workout)
>Bourani Jr
>mildly brown looking dude, propably 1/4th sandnigger, great form in workout but borderline lanklet
>i that the weather man?
>older guy who does some semi-crossfit exercises, wears those weird ass swimming shoes where each toe has its own compartment (pic related), looks like some weatherman who was accused of rape and now does weather stuff online
>giggle my shit up
>some teenage faggots with shit form, once in a while a gym regular tries chatting them up trying to advice them which is usually answered with some mumbling and later gigglin when they make fun of people
fuckers are annoying as hell, basically everyone waits for one of them visiting snap city
>various professors
>sometimes strike up a conversation which is usually quite awkward
>Sauna Opas
>old dudes just using the sauna, walking half naked through the whole workout area
>my eys .jpeg
>stinkynig
>some somalian lanklet who looks like hungry hugo in grown up, does stupid excersises and smells so horrible you cant work out next to him
>Gymbro
>not just my bro in gym, but also at university, showed me everything I know gymwise, did actual bodybuilding and knows his shit
>me
>went from Auschwitz to DYEL and put on about 30 lbs in about a year, might not be much, but gf is mirin and i feel much better
I've met a lot of the regulars, some seem to not be coming anymore but were quite memorable. Sometimes it's like a low budget sitcom.
>The guy with a girl's top (often colorful too), straight Adidas pants and sour face. great body, but he looks arrogant as fuck
>First guy's soul animal, similar guy and posing to the mirror making stupid faces
>Third similar one, probably little brother of the dude number two. also tall and good genetics but doesn't dress as fag as his older breh
>old asian manlet doing all kinds of weird exercises and checking at young girls with a poker face
>guy who's lifting without shoes, always wearing a cap. funny mustache
>Mr. No Progress
A pretty cool guy but his lifts haven't progressed in a year
>GOLEM GET YE GONE
A roider who's waisting his rod gains - got a huge gut, looks like shit - but lifts near 200kg
>hidden powerlevel
The strongest guy at the gym, a competing powerlifter, recently finished in top 3 in the national IPF championships. Super chill guy, always wears baggy clothes so most people don't realise how strong he really is
>>35126199
Underrated kek
>>35125978
Bucharest bro? Exact same thing at my gym
> Obese woman in her 40s, she's can't fit in most of the machines, but i still like seeing her there working out
> Bunch of grills with big saucy asses, i can't focus on lifting when they're there
>Bunch of regular dudebros with lifting belts that occupy the bar for an hour swapping stories
>Guy in his forties that yells at some 3 young boys to work out more and how they're doing everything wrong - every tuesday
>My former school director who just walks around the gym for an hour, maybe does two sets but otherwise just stares at women
>>35124006
>faggot who gets on the cardio bike and grunts and screams like a bitch
>>35126490
Is he doing HIIT?
>>35126232
>>35126269
You guys know your stuff.
>>35124581
>tfw russian
This saddens me. This man should be executed. No russian should bear the burden of doing quarter reps.
>>35124006
The gym I go to when I am home for the holidays is hilarious. It's a pretty large sized World Gym.
>pull into the parking lot around 11am
>it's fucking packed, almost no spots, literally probably 100 cars here
>sigh and prep myself to have to wait forever to use a bench or power rack like during peak hours at my university gym
>go inside
>entire place is barren except people on treadmills upstairs
>realize there are probably 60 women in the zumba room
>kek to myself and enjoy the empty weight area
I love large gyms in suburb towns, it's almost always like this. Just me and the few massive dads who have been coming here since I was 6 and are total bros.
>>35124198
I do the same
Also I'm probably the one that sticks out most at my gym. I mostly wear shirts of metal bands to the gym since that's most of my wardrobe and I'm a poorfag. I also always wear headphones and sometimes work out with a hood on.
Some qt was staring as I was doing weighted pullups the other day. Not sure if it was because I was wearing a hood without my hair tied back (long hair) and looked like a faggot, or because I was actually using decent form and weight. Probably the former. I don't mind though.
Small oldschool warehouse gym
>Two built PTs who train Highschooll fags for football/general strength.
They let their clients get away with shit form and half reps for the sake of more weight.
>2m bald owner who PTs and is the gym's fitness guru. Cool guy.
>Bearmode powerlifter who reps 4pl8 on squats.
>Two super friendly powerlifters who regularly help me with form and random shit.
Dorky looking white dudes with powerlevels hidden af.
>Latinobro who halfsquatts 3pl8 for the past 4 months.
>Two curlbrofgs that fulfill every gym meme.
They legit bounce and propel the bar off their chest for bench press with 2pl8 thinking there the shit.
>Buffbro who flexes between sets.
>Superbuffbro. Suspicions of mild autism.
>Powerlifting cutie and her bearmode brother.
>That one 6' dude who out lifts everyone.
>Powerlifting Redneck couple.
>Olympic lifter whos nuts have stained the floor with his squats. Gives everyone the deathstare in between sets. Nice guy tho.
>>35124198
Just a few days ago I got so fucking irritated because some faggot was doing some deadlifts (with respectable weights tho) and between every set he walked here and there and did some stretches and pullups and all kinds of shit and talked to every girl in the gym, but not a single man.
There's a guy in my gym who I suspect is a cokehead who grunts in English. But we're Spaniards, in Spain.
Picture him, "AAAHHH OH MY GOD" as he does lateral raises.
>>35126678
Come on nigger, if you ain't in a band, long hair is a fucking lame move.
>>35126749
Were you mad because he was talking to girls
>>35127001
No, probably just that feel when senpai doesn't notice you
>>35126269
you talkin about kachelmann? lol
>>35126631
I'm jealous af
my gym is always packed so that I started going 11pm to 1am. fuck big towns
>>35126775
But every time someone says "AYYY DIOS MIO" it sounds like they busted a mind blowing nut
>>35124286
>when everybody leaves and I'm alone it's a fucking pleasure
thi this fucking shit piss fuck
>dude who does circuit training
>benches less than one plate, still on the bench starts training abs and then does it all over again for like 10 minutes
mfw
>>35126276
>HE
>>35124198
Do the same, don't give a fuck.
>loud muslims
>smelly niggers
>ugly hags
it's cheap though.
>>35124115
Crossfitter?
>>35124006
>lot of indians switching
>>35130047
pic related
>>35124581
>geriatric garys
fucking kekd
I'm 6'6 and at gym every day sometimes 2-3 times a day. Everyone knows I'm gonna be huge in another year or so and I get respectful mires altho still a kinda Lanket. I'm a lone wolf lifter.
I hate manlets and other tall people that might get or are bigger than me top Kek
> The Boxer
This one dude who's chill as fuck and does these insane boxing workouts for about an hour and a half every morning
>Big John
This dude named John I casually know from class. He's not HUGE but he's kind of bear mode. Today he asked my to spot his ~300ish pound bench, and proceded to three rep it without my help. Does deadlifts and weighted dips with some serious weight too.
>Bae
This one cute grill who's there every MWF with some DYEL tier weight class. Only one out them all with any semblence of an idea of what she's doing and has been making some mireable gains over the semester. Bonus points for actually lifting instead of being a cardiobunny
>Shorty McMuscles
This hyper manlet (MAYBE 5'6" at best) that only ever works upper body. If he was a good height and worked his legs equally as much he'd be fuggin jacked
>That old guy
No clever name but I always see him lurking around. It's a Uni gym so he's probably faculty or one of their spouses. Still he looks like he has no idea what he's doing. The other day he just kind of stood behind me waiting on me to finish lat pulldowns, never asking to work in or anything, just standing there...
>Soccer Mom
Not actually a mom, but looks like that one mom that used to be super in shape. Like "run maarathons and win for fun" in shape. Still see her around every once in a while.
>Me
Average dude just doing some bro split I found online, making gains and bulking during the winter.
>>35124006
If I noticed you staring at my little girl I wouldn't say a word, but I would wait for a moment alone with you. Hell I might even have nice things to say to get your gaurd down over a few weeks. But one day I would punch you in the throat and neck snap your ass. And just walk away like nothing happened. Pedo fucks die all the time, and once they found your computer, no one would investigate your death.
>>35124289
>lightweight baby
>squat rack made out of wood
>>35124338
It gets easier. Keep it up
