>be me 15
>just start highschool in another city away from parents.
>live in a student home,got beat up a few times and bullied but thats another story.
>first day of school,the whole school full of chadkids and staciegirls only bench that isnt taken is the one in the front.
>sit in it,feel stupid as fuck.
>walk in full true chad mode guy,ripped as fuck,6'0 at least.
>sits next to me,pockets are spaggeti.jpg
>after class talks to me,after a few days we are best bro's. Keep in mind i'm 5'6 manlet skinny fat kid.
>he gives me tips on how to get fit and i lose 20lbs,teaches me how to beatbox,helps me cheat on tests because i'm dumb as fuck and he's alpha ripped genius,has all A's.
>Skip middle of the school year
>In our class we have the principals kid
>Thinks he's hot and all the girls love him when everybody hates him.
>Mfw people liked me more then him
>One day the principals kid tries to bully my alpha friend
>lets call headmasters kid HMkid
>HMkid insults alpha bro
>HMkid throws something at alpha bro's head
>alpha bro was supposed to get a perfect student award due to him having A's in all subjects,keep in mind this was Veterinary school.
>Alpha bro and HMkid have epic staredown right next to each other,almost eyes to eyes im alpha bro wasnt taller then him since the HMkid was 5'8
>HMkid somehow gets pumped and bitch slaps the alpha bro as hard as he can,putting all of his weight in the slap
>Alpha bro doesnt even flinch.
CONT
>15
>1st day of school
>beatbox
no one cares m8
>>35083741
Ur a fag
>5 seconds pause,alpha bro laughs
>the whole class of 50 kids is watching this
>everybody thinks alpha bro wont do shit but i know whats up
>Alpha bro goes animalistic and throws 10 wild punches at the manlets HMkids head
>the guy falls on the floor
>alpha bro picks him up and slams his knee on his head
>mfw im half a meter away from them
>know if nobody stops alpha bro he will kill the kid
>Run at alpha bro jump on his back and somehow am able to knock him to the floor
>Alpha bro throws me off
>looks me in the eyes and yells "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!"
>alpha bro storms out and i follow him because im following him everywhere always
>takes 1-2 min for him to chill
>he apologizes to me and says he's extremely sorry and thanks me for stopping him
>We walk back to class
>at least 250 people in there,we walk in
>silence
>everybody is looking at us,im pretty much nobody in school but hear people pointing at me and whispering
>"Hey he's the dude who knocked off Alpha bro in one punch"
>Wtf
>We go to our bench and sit,just casually talk while everybody is starting at us
>ring bells only our class stays
>20 min into the class HMkid starts shivering and goes retard mode,falls on the floor and goes pale
>everybody is wtf
>he stands up only to fall on the floor
>Alpha Bro just says "Oh there will be problems"
>The kid's brain got hurt
>Police coming,whole school knows my name now
>police comes to school sometimes just to take me out of classes to talk to me about the accident
>everybody knows me
>Im weak as fuck but people fear me
>mfw
>get gf
>I protect alpha bro and say he was provoked,he didnt hit first,etc.
Mfw i got popular as fuck.
Fuck bitchez with my alpha bro.
The HMkid was out of school for 3 weeks,he kept posting how he plays gta or something and pictures of it while out of school and says he's living the life.
>Know the kid is forbidden from playing computer,watching tv,etc because of th brain injury.
>talk to police say he's faking it
>show them facebook
>Kid has to take 3 weeks of tests and shit
>almost fails the grade
>his father furious
>mfw im enjoying the high life
>got fit
>Alpha bro still got perfect student award because the whole school voted for it
Sounds awesome man. Good for you. I wish I had stuff like that happen to me in school
>>35083870
congrats kid you ruined someone's life before they finished puberty
>>35083741
>keep in mind this was veterinary school
>>35083741
came for vegeta, read through your shit story and now I hate myself for wasting a minute of my life. Thanks mate
Guess ill share.
>Work for a popular nightclub in town
>Its saturday night and all but me and 2 other guards call in saying they cant make it
>manager decides to keep the club open anyway
>well fuck alright then boss...
>the club has 2 levels
>Head of security is upstairs (gentlemens bar)
>other guard is on the door and im inside
>no problems all night
>suddenly get a real bad feeling
>dj calls out a fight
>run over and break up the two kids wrestling on the dancefloor
>>35086048
>turn around and cant believe what im seeing
>easily 80 people on the dancefloor all fighting
>look to the other side of the dancefloor and head guard (HG) is looking at me with disbelief
>adrenaline pumping i charge in the middle of it
>see HG struggling with 3 guys on the ground
>one roided guy went for the kinghit but i catch the arm mid swing
>the momentum carried me a bit and i punch the guy in the balls with all my might
>the barstaff which are all female are now jumping the bar and running into the fight aswell
>our glassy has ran outside and screamed for cops
>12 of the boys in blue rush through the front doors and spearhead into the shitstorm
>i remember looking over and seeing this cop and guy trading blows with zero fucks given
>the whole thing lasted about 15 minutes
>me and HG finally scrum half the people out the doors
>by now there's cops fucking everywhere
>>35086085
>try catch a breather on the smokers deck
>nope fights still going
>run back in and see the cops starting to get it under control
>the guy who was punching on with the cop i seen earlier is now on the ground surrounded by 5 cops
>getting the shit beaten out of him for "resisting arrest"
>the adrenaline starts to wear off and i can feel just how many punches i took
>the next day the club is under investigation
>manager gets asshole ripped to shreds with fines for lots of shit
>police put in formal complaint security did not help
>footage clearly shows me and HG in the middle of it all
>get off with verbal warning from Liquor Licensing
The end
>>35083741
epic story brah. i want to be u
>>35085824
This
>>35086119
That sounds about right.
Glad to hear no one got shot or stabbed.
>>35083741
Do you still beatbox? The community is growing quite a bit nowadays.
>>35086131
yeah a few people had broken hands/ribs ect but thankfully no knifes or bottles
did have one where a funeral was taking place for a girl and the dead girls boyfriend rocked up on drugs and the brother went berserk grabbed a bottle and cut out the guys eye, was pretty brutal lol
