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>my thyroid test came back negative
>but I still think it's the reason I can't lose weight
It's crazy what people can believe. I had a friend who was absolutely sure he had "gluten intolerance". He wouldn't drink wheat distilled alcoholil, even after we showed him scientific evidence that gluten can't make it through distillation. He had to drink potato vodka
It took us years, but we finally convinced he was wrong, which I never really thought would happen. It felt good when he came around.
>tfw eating at a 500cal deficit but still gaining weight
Why do guys have it so easy? I have PCOS and it's impossible to lose weight.
>inb4 a bunch of assblasted nu-/fit/ fuckzards try to tell me they know my body better than I do
>>37940637
i think this is bait but i'll bite:
it is literally impossible to gain weight on a consistent deficit. either you're not eating at a deficit or you have miscalculated your TDEE
>>37940658
Nope.
>>37940637
If you're not losing weight, you're obviously not actually eating deficit.
7/10, made me reply.
>>37940659
You realize you could die of starvation, right? And you realize you could eat and eat until you're morbidly obese.
So you must realize that this is a continuum, and there is a point in the middle where you neither gain nor lose weight. That is your maintenance. Less than that would cause you to lose weight, right?
>>37940637
Reduce your intake by another 500 cal. The problem with PCOS is you have to eat considerably less than others to lose weight. It's not impossible.
that HAS to be a guy in
pic related... r-right?
>>37940701
made me chuckle
>>37940637
sedentary piece of shit normalfag womemes AKA 99.9% of western females have a TDEE of like less than 1500kcal and you've probably been eating much more than that, your deficit is not small enough
>>37941288
She's probably starved herself to the point where most muscle have athropied which means any weight/water retention will make her look skinnyfat and make her look "fat, waah I can't lose weight", and any weight beyond that will make her look actually fat. Even a little bit of muscle on those pancake girls make a huge difference.
Un/fit/ girls not even once.
>>37940637
b8 and [ T R I G G E R E D ]
>>37940580
>fat erasure
>doesn't respond with ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU and spamming unicorn and rainbow pics
0/10
>>37940612
>muh whole family is skinny
>I alone gotz da fat gene
>juhnetucks, ya can't explain that
>>37941288
can confirm.
113 lb grill, 1200 cals on off days, 1400 on gym days
fatties look at me as if i've grown an extra head when I tell them their "muhtabolism" is probably higher than mine. Never mind their blood pressure and their "low sugahs".
>>37941676
pls sit on my heart
>>37941676
>1200 cals on off days
I know that feel. I eventually had to up my cals to 1400-1600 daily though, because I couldn't keep up with my PhD and I felt so shitty. I just do more cardio now.
Every time I see a food item that says 'daily average intake for women: 2000 kcals' I rage a little inside. I really with my governments would get their heads out of their asses and make some new guidelines.
>>37941633
HAES one who makes exuses
what's an exuse? And what does it mean to "HAES one"
>>37941676
how tall are you ?
>>37942771
I gotta admit, her fatbags look fucking amazing in that outfit though.
>>37942784
Looks like implants
>>37942771
jesus high test christ.
>>37942771
breh, i'd be all over that whale like hitler over poland hory shet!
>>37942771
HIGH TEST
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>>37940637
nigga you need to run more if you want to lose weight.sitting on your ass or only lifting wont get you anywhere
>I'm slightly overweight, but athletic
>There is this fatass at work who envies and openly hates fit people
>I ruptured my achilles tendon playing soccer a month ago (tfw)
>Can't work out for at least 3 months
>Can't have a leg day for like 6 months
>Come back to work on crutches, everyone asking me what happened
>This fatass smugly tells me I'm going to get fat now because I can't work out
>I've lost 10-15 pounds since then and now I'm noticeably thinner (tfw again)
>Now he thinks the only reason I'm losing weight is because I'm abusing pain medications
>>37942771
s-s-sauce?
>>37942862
The fuck ain't you completely destroyed the cunt either physically or mentally?
Why can't we get a decent fps thread going lately?
>>37940637
> being this retarded
Ok, I'll be nice since it seems no one else was.
If you were eating at a true deficit, you would lose weight (because a deficit is forcing your body to get energy somewhere that's not from food).
TDEE calculators are usually made for moderately active people with no deformities, diseases or problems of any kind. If you're inactive, your real TDEE will be lower than the one the calculator assumes for you. If you have PCOS, it'll be yet a little bit lower.
So, if you're not losing weight, then you're either calculating your TDEE wrong (meaning that you're not allowed to eat as much as you're eating) or you're calculating your calories wrong (meaning that you're eating far more than you believe you are). There's, of course, the possibility that you're doing both of them wrong at once.
Either way, if results are not coming, then just eat less. It's not rocket science.
Here's a FPH story for y'all chilluns:
>be me, at uni
>have the same landwhale in 2 of my classes
>first day for my anthro class she sits directly behind me (This particular classroom had weird rolling style desks and chairs so you can configure the classroom
For different setups easily)
>I'm in the first row, am unable to roll forward any further without obstructing profs path
>every day of class landwhale proceeds to collapse into her desk on arrival and rollsherself in behind me to the point where I have trouble breathing
> can hear her rough wheezing going down my neck and notice a horrible fetid stench that smells like a combination of moldy cheese and stagnant pond water, which I realize is her breath.
>this goes on all semester, as I usually am unable to make it to class early enough to pick a seat away from landwhale. Due to mild ADD, her constant gravely respiration and horrible odor cause me to be distracted most of the time from the lecture.
>one day I come in recovering from the flu, agonizing at the thought of having to bear this woman's oderous gravitational pull with my weak stomach
>have to pass back a exam to her, am unfortunate enough to catch site of her teeth as she smiles and grabs the exam
>motherofgod.jpg
>her teeth have transcended the normal yellow tarter/plaque of normal human tooth decay and somehow have developed a dark orange film that also covered her gums. It was as if she literally brushed her teeth with cheese whiz
>immediately go into gag mode, manage to make it to hallway trash can and hurl
>come back in calmly trying to play it off, prof asks if I'm alright. Shakily shake my head yes and make my way back to the seat
>moldy cheese cow looks as if I have insulted her great ancestors, proceeds to be extra unpleasant for the rest of the semester
>>37942862
I already want to punch the cunt.
![4b0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JjttPIJ.png "4b0[1].png")
>>37940637
I am the bone of my bait...
>>37942954
>Physically
Attacking somebody at work is kind of a bad idea. It's an especially bad idea when I am already injured. Plus, there's nothing I could possibly do to him that's worse than the Gallon of Coke a Day he's already doing to himself
>Mentally
Ain't nobody got time for haters
>>37940637
>>37942771
Those tits doe
>>37942850
You're fucking retarded, you literally only need to eat at a calorie deficit. Of course, exercise will help you reach that deficit.
>>37941676
Iktfb
>114 lbs
>1500 cal (active job)
>1200-1000 for weight loss
>>37942891
Plunder Bunny on youtube
>>37943014
Kek, we have birthday cake at my workplace every month. I never eat any because fuck cake. Fatties mad.
>>37940580
Would fuck the poor unfortunate soul out of thin Ursula/10
>>37943078
It's always shitty cake too, in offices. I'd be tempted if it wasn't grocery store sheet cake shit.
>>37941676
pics or your just another dood
>>37943078
I work with a bunch of old ladies.
Fresh baked cake and cupcakes in the break room everyday.
Cutting is a bitch.
>>37942862
>smugly tells me I'm going to get fat now because I can't work out
did you smugly tell him that normal people who dont eat a whole fucking cake everyday dont have to actually exercise to remain at a certain weight
>>37941715
op is a dude
>>37943151
No because I was still in a lot of pain and I wasn't on the internet where I have all day to think of the perfect comeback. I was more shocked that he'd just fucking say that to someone who got injured literally the night before.
>>37943150
What do you do for work where you work with old ladies that bake and bring stuff in every day/
>37940637
You have no need to lie on an anonymous board. You can lie to yourself all you want, but there's no point in lying here. We're not here to confirm your absurd delusions of not being able to lose weight. No (You) for you.
Needs more fatties and less drama
>>37943195
Library.
Little old lady librarians and little old lady volunteers. Also patrons bringing in baked goods to show their appreciation.
>>37943246
This is pretty cool
>>37940637
>I have PCOS
Take fucking birth pills, or are you so undisciplined you can't take a pill once a day? You miserable cow, count your calories and stay below your TDEE always. Move your goddamn ass at least 5x a week.
>>37941676
I'm a 1.8m grill and my diet is 1400kcal everyday. I lost at least 40kg so far and now my parents think I'm too thin, but they don't comprehend I'm cutting now so I can bulk later on and have an thick nice body.
Shit sucks.
>>37943057
God that must suck, bruh. One of my average meals goes between 800-1000kcal.
>>37943222
>8000 calories a day to not gain more weight
and that dude isnt even allowed to fuck her
>>37943345
Ehh not really I just don't usually have desserts or beverages with calories
Typical day:
Breakfast:
>2 eggs
>Black coffee
>Bit of OJ
>200 cal
Lunch:
>Steak salad
>Seltzer with lemon
>250 cal
Dinner:
Usually heaviest, include a meat, a vegetable, and rice or another starchy vegetable
>Fill remaining calories
>>37942962
this is a reasonable post. there is a difference between being aware that your fatness is destructive and unhealthy and actually advocating for fatness and unhealthiness.
>>37940659
>literally defying physics
ok buddy
Can you post more pics of fatties who are so fat their eyes get squinty and become narrow slits in their corpulent faces? They are the fats I get most enthusiastic about. Their aesthetic is so fascinating. I like to fantasize about fatties become so fat they basically blind themselves because their beady pig eyeballs no longer receive light unless they pry their folds apart with industrial strength forceps.
>>37943014
>2016
>T1 connection
Does this guy really expect me to believe that story is real?
>>37943520
>>37943537
Oops wrong pic
>>37943065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhXcsqjK8U
My test...
>>37943520
No humanity
>>37943259
That sounds amazing. What do you do and how well are you compensated?
>>37940701
There was an article about this lady and others who were made into memes and how much it sucked. Still makes me lol though
>>37943537
Wow. All to the lower body.
Just imagine her struggle to spread her huge cratered cheeks apart so she can use the toilet. The mechanics are impossible, her strength insufficient. Finally she just gives up, and a slurry of frothing brown sludge sprays out from her canyon-like crack. She strains to force her greasy fast-food shits, nutty and textured as a payday bar from chips and Cheetos, yet syrupy smooth from her oily unhealthy diarrhea diet, from between her ponderous hemispheres. Her lack of fiberous vegetables in her diet has led fecal matter to congeal into a toothpaste consistency in her mile-long intestines, distended from the years of unabashed gluttony. Her crack erupts like mount Vesuvius, her massive cheeks clapping together like meaty rugs being beaten with a carpet brush. A deafening gurgle heralds the onslaught as her bowels empty, finally tapering off into a steady drip from between her cheeks, like liquid draining from a wrung dish towel as she finishes. Fully unable to wipe, she must settle for letting some drippings fester in her crack. Over time fungus and bacteria will feast on her leavings, unless she goes to the gym pool, her only option to clean herself. Buboes and pus accumulate where filthy feces and urine burn stain her skin with ammonia. The smell of a rotting carcass surrounds her.
>>37942771
If my brother hadn't been a brony, I'd be able to enjoy shit like this without realizing its mlp cosplay
God fucking damn it vince
>>37941397
>She's probably starved herself to the point where most muscle have athropied which means any weight/water retention will make her look skinnyfat and make her look "fat, waah I can't lose weight", and any weight beyond that will make her look actually fat. Even a little bit of muscle on those pancake girls make a huge difference.
So true. that 99.9% complain that they're not "toned", maybe do a bit of cardio but refuse to lift because they're terrified of looking like they're on roids. A few push-ups, squats, and planks isn't going to make you look like Chyna for fuck's sake.
>>37943537
Has this become a high test thread?
>>37941451
Kek
Very good
>>37943646
Did you know there are people from /mlp/ on /fit/?
>>37943656
Every thread is a high test thread to me
>>37940580
>be me
>obese
>go on holiday
>decide to lose some weight and gain some strength
>go on a diet, start counting calories and eating at deficit
>go to gym each other day to do weights and then burn over 1000 cal on cardio, mostly on cycling machine
>no free weights so I have to use the machines
>start getting some strength and losing weight
>could almost see my abs now
>father arrives on holiday
>he was skinny in his teens but is fat and weak now
>"WHAT SON ARE YOU ON DIET? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND ALREADY?"
>"YOU CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT PROPER EXERCISE SON"
>his idea of "proper exercise" is running for 10 minutes
>can't workout at the gym after running because of fatigue
>all my gains are gone, fat is back
>>37942962
she's right, you don't have to earn humanity, but you can LEAVE IT BEHIND.
8SCOOP SHAKES
4TIMES A DAY
LIKE THE MOUNTAIN YOU MUST EAT EVERY TWO HOURS
Hafþór JúlÃus Björnsson has a CONTRACT where he must EAT every TWO HOURS to maintain MASS.
YOU MUST CARRY BAGS OF RAW SPINACH LEAVES WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES
>Be in undergrad, taking the campus bus to next class
>Sit in back parallel to a "Healthy" couple
>Man Thing: 220lbs 5'6-5'8, all weight carried in boobs and stomach. Looks like someone shoved toothpicks into a voluptuous potato. >Greasy long hair in a ponytail and a Fedora.
>And I mean GREASY.
>You could literally see the grease imprint on the back of his shirt where is ponytail hung.
>Complete lack of facial hair save for the unibrow.
> Woman Thing: Around same weight but noticeably shorter. 5'0-5'2 I'm guessing. Pasty death skin with obnoxious blue eye shadow and poorly applied bright red lipstick.
>Also greasy but in a so much worse way
>COVERED in Acne
>Not talking a couple pimples, GIANT fucking festering protrusions. Half of which are white heads. Some of the pimples are the size of dimes, some of the white heads the size of bb's.
>Her see through white shirt is 3 sizes too small. Fat spills from the bottom, the armpits, everywhere, desperate for some breathing room.
>cont...
>>37943222
>feeder
guy is a cuck
>>37943392
>and that dude isnt even allowed to fuck her
He obviously gets off on being a servant. The act of feeding them is what he loves.
Would you really fuck something like that, anyway? I bet even the feeders have some standards.
>>37942771
BROS
>>37943535
A lot of offices have outdated equipment
>>37943646
aww shit you ruined it bro
>>37943014
lmao
>>37943806
Then you need to grow the fuck up and take charge of your life. Either that or die of cancer from fat deposits on your intestine
>>37943647
>tfw '95 chyna is goal body
>>37943645
disgust/10
>>37943835
...cont
>I get on the bus, seated looking directly at them because no other seats.
>Back seats run parallel unlike the other seats
>They are touching each other and staring at each other.
>Bus starts moving
>As if it was some perverse sign from the unholy they leap into action.
>Man thing is grabbing folds of woman thing's fat as they entwine.
>Woman thing is pulling on Man thing's ponytail as she shoves her tongue down Man Thing's mouth.
>They aren't kissing so much as they are groping each other violently and squishing their faces together.
>In awe and disgust I cannot look away.
>Like a train wreck, I must witness this.
>And that's when I see it.
>Pimples popping in harmonious rhythm.
>I swear I can hear them pop.
>You can see the white fly.
>It hits Man Thing all over the face. He doesn't care.
>The keep at it, becoming more and more violent.
>More of the festering pimples pop, I shudder in terror but still cannot look away.
>As if by some divine favor from sweet baby Jesus they stop for air.
>Both literally gasping for breath.
>Man thing nonchalantly wipes of Woman Thing's pus from his face.
>Woman thing is bleeding from like 30 different places, pus and ooze leaking from another 30
>For reasons I'll never understand she takes her forearm and wipes the mess through her hair, doing some sort of hair flourish.
>There is unspeakable horror as I realize she thinks this is sexy.
>I also realize this is why the front of her hair is greasier than the back.
>I vomit in my mouth a bit.
>Bus stops and they are still gasping for air.
>Not my stop but I leave anyway.
>And that /fit/ is why I don't like taking buses.
>>37943947
>on a cut
>almost done with 21-hour fast
>read this
>no longer have any desire to eat
th..thanks, i think?
>>37940580
White people friendships are so fragile that they break over such trivial issues.
No wonder you all are cucks
>>37943977
Gb2africa nigger
>>37943977
>Tumblrina friendships are so fragile that they break over such trivial issues.
ftfy.
>>37943910
Wow, im in tears... he did it, the savage ;-;
>>37940659
>the niggers in africa are starving because they want to starve
>armies have very specific standards for food, in caloric terms to keep people functioning for no reason whatsoever. They can totally just not fill their backpacks with food because starving is not real and starving is made up
>nobody can die because of the lack of food
>starvation is a myth
Our world is truly pathetic where there are people who are so far away from nature, from reality that they think that basic laws surrounding their existence, do not exist solely for them.
>>37943919
You want implants?
>>37944136
Was that when she got implants? Pre-implants Chyna. I want to be her.
>>37943910
I love this comic. The people telling him he couldn't do it reminded me of the way I would constantly tell myself I'd never get off the liquor. It feels good to shut up that person by proving you can do it. Never give up brahs.
>>37941252
Then your empire is full of fat, good for nothing feminists
>>37940637
I had the same "WHAT THE FUCK I JUST CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT" problem.
Here is something that worked wonders for me, I eat whatever I want, but instead of swallowing the food, I spit it into a cup the food.
Then I throw away the food contents in the cup, down the toilet.
I might know that I didn't eat (afterall i spit the food out) but my brain thinks I actually did eat, and thus, my hunger is gone.
I never knew that eating nothing (LITERALLY nothing) all day long could be so fucking easy.
It's gross, but it works wonders for me.
>>37941451
She got fucking roasted
>>37944246
this was not remotely as clever
>>37943806
your dad is gay? i don't get ti
>>37942771
muh moby dick!!!
>>37944248
you are destroying your stomache lining.
fucking amerifats are anathema to the concept of hunger you see it as poverty but you must realise hunger is normal and good. You will not appreciate food like you do when hungry. To never be hungry is always to be snacking.
Your inability to lose weight is your overestimation of TDEE and a chronic underestimation of total calories consumed. This is well documented in career fatties.
A better solution is to get a liquid diet replacement like optifast that has an exact amount of calories, drink that and do not touch food at all until you have lost the weight. Get hungry? Good. Drink some water.
But fattys by nature have 0 will power so this will not happen.
I want to lock a bunch of huge obeasts, like barely mobile fats, in a small house, and watch from cameras to see what they do. A limited amount of supplies, they'll be waddling around, trying to ineffectually kill each other to feast on their bloated carcasses before long. Maybe there will be highlights, like a fat getting stuck on their back and slowly slimming down over a month to the point of mobility, before arising and trying to escape my prison.
>>37943910
Been awhile since something on the chan made me smile with happiness. Thank you anon!
These threads always kill the cravings when I want to eat junk.
>>37944085
This can't be real
>>37944190
Gotcha. I feel ya. WWE has some great /fit/spiration for femanons. I want the body of Paige with the attitude and style of Sasha Banks.
>>37941252
I mean, the pictures true..
Doesn't make her less fat but it's true.
>>37944339
her hand looks like an inflated sanitary glove
>>37940637
You're dumb and your math is wrong
Stop blaming PCOS
Seriously try looking up Secret Eaters. There should be episodes on youtube
But you won't do that because your'e stupid, lazy and like to make excuses for yourself
>>37944262
I hadn't read the reply
>>37944248
RESULTS:
Among our 359 participants, 24.5% reported having engaged in chewing and spitting as a compensatory behavior. The chewing and spitting (CHSP+) group showed more severe eating disorder symptoms and suicidal behaviors. This group also had significantly higher scores on subscales that measured drive for thinness, bulimia, and impulse regulation on the EDI-2, Food Craving Questionnaire, Body Shape Questionnaire, Beck Depression Inventory, Beck Anxiety Inventory, and Maudsley Obsessive Compulsive Inventory.
DISCUSSION:
Chewing and spitting is a common compensatory behavior among patients with eating disorders and is associated with more-pathologic eating behaviors and higher scores on psychometric tests.
>>37944339
She looks like when I blew up a latex glove in chemistry class. Thin privilege is not being full of hot air.
I know why I'm overweight. I've got a stupid blood disorder that can send me to the ER if my caloric intake drops as little as 10%. (And one of the things they do in the ER is to drop a whopping 500 grams of sucrose via IV, in addition to the painkillers).
So I have this constant battle between eating to make sure I don't get sick and taking painkillers.
Before all this, I could do things like not eat for three days. Now, I miss a meal and it starts to hurt. I'm thinking of getting Soylent so I can see if a 5% drop would stop me from getting sick but would still allow for (albeit slow) weight loss.
I get so angry every time I hear someone say that they can't starve to death. Goddamn.
>>37944394
Wish this was a gif so bad.
>>37944412
what's it called?
surely, you can't forget the name of something 'life threatening'.
>>37943947
You have a way with words anon. That's fuckin gross
>>37944437
It's called porphyria. It's not what you'd call super-common.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXhgE1tjkBE
>>37943014
>>37944389
lel
I'm the quoted
this makes sense
because you only chew and spit if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hit rock bottom
Like I did
But hey
I'm losing weight without torture for the first time in my life
I do believe what you posted, but I don't care, I'm losing weight torture-free and that is the important thing to me.
>>37944482
take an ec stack like a normal person you psychologically damaged weirdo
>>37941252
>I own all of this
Cool, I call dibs on your left calf. Wait while I warm up the chainsaw.
>>37944412
>Eating and getting doped up all day.
>Prob on gibs.
Sounds horrible.
>>37943910
I enjoy reading that comic every time. Thanks man!
>>37941252
I don't have an issue with this. This is absolutely true and its why one should always take responsibility for the condition that it in.
>>37941661
ALLLWAYYYYS
I WANNA EAT WITH YOU
GET DIABEET'S WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN GLUTTONY, GLUTTONY MUH CURVES
>>37944503
Nope. I have a full-time job and support my mom.
I actually plan to kill myself once I can no longer work. I refuse to be a useless drain on society.
>>37944264
No, he thinks diets are for gays and you can only lose weight by doing some "real exercise" which he thinks running is.
>>37942962
>you don't have to earn humanity
Confirmed for never having played dark souls
Oh, and you DO have to earn respect, which is presumably what fatties want.
>>37943806
So you tell your dad that his method isn't working and you'd rather work out alone.
Seriously, everyone has that moment when they stand up to their parents for the first time. Let this be yours.
>>37941252
>My body is not a demohracy
>*whhezes*
>It's an empire
>*heavy breathing*
>And I'm it's dictator
>*take insulin shot*
>You do not get to vote
>*wipes sweat*
>There will be no coup d'etat
>heart hurts
>Rebel forces will not overthrow it
>*blacks out*
>With her fainting conciousness she whispers
>"I am in charge of it forever"
>*Heart attack*
>"Sorry, miss, I think you need to lose weight. One more trigger you see on tumblr and we won't be able to save you."
>>37944248
this is L I T E R A L L Y the most retarded shit I've ever read on /fit/. Not only are you destroying your health like others have already said, but you're wasting tons of fucking money by wasting all your damn food. Just fucking deal with hunger pains for a month or so until it doesn't become so bothersome, or just drink some water you lazy faggot.
>>37944678
lmao tbqh
>>37944550
Potbellied sows have more nipples than humans so they can feed a full litter of piglets at once. They are fed hormones so they grow freakishly large to provide more meat. Though this has poor effects on their health, the hogs don't mind; there's nothing they love more than eating and wallowing in their own filth. They have mercifully short lives in any case.
>>37944314
Doesn't that make sense?
>>37940637
I have pcos too and no it's not impossible. eat healthy at a slight deficit, workout, and don't eat junk, only fresh whole foods if possible. and it's very easy to count calories wrong. probably what you're doing.
>>37944377
We need more fitstreams were we watched those britbong shows about fatties like we did years ago. Those were awesome times
>>37944569
I had a poop that looked like this once.
>>37944531
Fucking kek
>>37944752
how can fats eat a whole cake in one sitting. Why not slices, even if just for appearances?
>>37941451
SAVAGE
>>37944475
God damn it, those kids are beyond salvation.
You literally can eat really tasty bacon sandwiches each day and lose weight on them.
>>37944677
My parents just get mad at me when I try to explain something to them.
>>37944866
Tell your parents that they haven't helped so far and you don't need their goddamn input in everything you do. Your dad fucked up in letting himself get to be the fat fuck he is, and asking fat fucks how to lose weight is like asking hobos with gambling addictions how to manage money.
>>37944534
>>37944465
Yo, medfag here. IFAIK acute porphyria is tied to blood [glc], so you could probably lose weight by decreasing fat consumption and eating a small amount of protein and carbs every 2-3 hours. Like a little bowl of oatmeal or something. Have you seen an endocrinologist?
>>37944475
holy fuck this is so trashy
>>37944094
>>37944094
>that fucking stance
That dude is an alpha. I want to be him when I get old and have shriveled balls.
>>37944820
Stop shilling your fucking sandwich. We get it, you like it
>>37941676
>>37941715
>>37943057
>>37943338
Pls kill yourselves fucking roastie pieces of shits, get the fuck off my board
>>37944531
Full music video when?
>>37943338
You'll make it, just stick to what you know will work
>>37944254
>fatty thought he would find a korean waifu
Asians are literally the worst when it comes to fat people. They do not like fatties.
>>37944794
Because if they only got one slice, they'd have to get back up to get another one when they finish. That's too much work, senpai.
>>37944327
Commence the Jigglin!
>>37944339
>>37945136
thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
>>37941451
das it mane.
>>37944352
>body of paige
then eat less. Her body is literally the meh-ist of them all.
At least strive for AJ Lee's body or Becky Lynch or something.
You suck you probably like Reigns too. Go die
>>37943832
>>37944866
Why bother explaining then? Just do your own thing.
If you still live with your parents, work on moving out. I love my parents but I think I'd straight up murder them if I had to spend more than about five consecutive days in their company.
>>37945164
>not suggesting naomi or nattie
>not making it
Also, poor Roman and his huge ass gut. Why is it so hard for him to lose that stomach?
>>37941451
>>37944744
is this why we hate black people? They remind of us poop?
>>37945179
naomi is good. Nattie still has belly problems but she's true high test.
Because he doesn't work out properly and injects. He was a bigger guy always though.
>>37944037
>>37944234
>>37944342
>>37944514
Then lets go one step further. This anon changed his life because of this comic, so can you!
>>37943645
This was the most disgusting but funny thing I've ever read in my life
>>37944720
It's edited to make sense
>>37944752
Because slices would put a number on how much cake they had.
>>37944973
Yeah. She wasn't any fucking help. In fact, she was kind of a tool about it. I know it's not what you'd call common and whatnot but goddamn.
>>37945217
>FUCK
>THIS
>SHIT
every time I get teary eyed.
>>37944742
I started watching supersizer vs superskinnies. pretty dank
>>37945205
Naomi has some of the best abs, desu. I can't stand her otherwise.
It still baffles me, but nothing baffles me more than Baron Corbin's stomach. Three years in a controlled environment like NXT, access to the best trainers the world has to offer, amazing facility, easy access to an amazing meal plan, and he still looks like that. What the fuck.
>>37944970
>>37945174
But then they support me financially and if they kick me out now I'd either have to go to military or become a hobo.
>>37945217
This... this makes my eyes sweat.
God fucking damn it /fit/, we call make it.
And this fatbro...
WILL
MAKE
IT
>>37944820
>This fucking sandwich again
yo can you chill we got it already
>>37945261
quite honestly it's because he isn't dedicated enough.
He acts like a cunt because he is one.
>>37945280
I just wish he'd cut his fucking hair, he'll end up having a skullet within the next five years at this rate.
>>37945302
It worked for Jake the Snake
>>37944973
Oh, and 1) yeah, I tried that, still the same issue. 2) It's all about the total caloric intake. You can look it up.
Protip: don't ever have porphyria, this shit sucks.
>>37945105
Wrong board m8, this is /fit/ not /r9k/
>>37943646
FUCK
YOU
YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT
YOU HAD TO RUIN IT DIDNT U
FUCKFACE
>>37940637
All them other nigga may have been too blind to see the ruse but I sure aint senpai. You eat at a 500cal deficit but in addition to that you DRINK 2k cals in Starcucks frapawhipacancers. But they don't count because they aren't food right? BAKA DESU famalamadingdong.
>>37944254
based koreans
>>37944820
ur sandwich suks
>>37944306
Do you know a good TDEE calculator?
I have used a few and they always come out to about 3800 cal a day (I'm 6'2" and 330 lbs) and trying to lose weight. Also would 2000 be a good goal for calories?
>>37941633
Wut
>>37945543
Shit like that used to be funny, until it became super fucking widespread and you realize the people who make this shit are serious
>>37945149
Those things are delicious, it's been so long since the last time I ate some.
>>37943947
Mortifying/10
>>37944314
Yes, of fucking coarse I would tell them to swim more, what the fuck do you want us to say, healthy at every lung fluid content, blood oxygen level isn't a sing if health,you cant't judge somebodies health by how blue they are?
>>37945126
>Am Asian
Can cofirm. I have an outrageous hatred for the obese. I can't help it, I Bert stare fatties when I run. Though I have immense respect for fatties trying to change.
>>37944475
>The WHOLE PEPPER floating in the bowl at 1:51
>>37940612
This is off topic, but my mother has a hyper thyroid yet she constantly was told that she didn't have it and that her levels were normal but she exhibited all the symptoms and took at home tests that showed it was very very likely she had it. Just saying, my mother found it very easy to gain weight but not lose but she didn't put excuses, she just worked out and ate healthy as healthy as she could to limit her weight gain.
Finally, she went to a different doctor, a functional medicine one and he explained that many times tests come back negative because the tests compare your levels to that of everyone elses in the population which means that both from the very sick to the healthy are all mixed in there giving a inaccurate reading instead of just comparing it to that of a healthy persons level.
After that, she just paid for the stuff she needed and got instructions on how to eat more effectively for her issue and she's now 100% healthy.
Just wanted to point out that usually the general doctors tests tend not to be accurate and can actually misdiagnose
>>37945531
i'd recommend you to reduce calories slowly and to start exercising regularly for burning additional calories.
weight training would be the mose efficient because additional muscle mass burns additional calories..
an amount of calories should not be a goal. health benefit or the shit you see in your mirror should be.
how many calories you need depends on your metabolism and general activity and if you want to hold or further decrease your weight.
count your calories and track your weight if you're disciplined enough to do it. otherwise just test shit out and look in the mirror. after some weeks you may see a difference
Nothing greater than seeing a fat person "enjoy" their shitty food and then feel like shit immediately afterwards
>work part time at a restaurant
>wash dishes, sort kitchen equipment, take out trash. EZ mode for 12/hr
>get free meals, have turned down countless hamburgers and fried shit because I'm doing keto for past year
>Now the head chef always makes me a bomb ass spinach salad with grilled chicken, bacon, avocado, cucumbers and bleu cheese dressing
>take dinner break on friday, huge whale of a line cook (300+ lbs) taking break at same time. He's eating a flatbread (lol) pizza with fried chicken, waffle fries and mozzarella sticks.
>sees me gorging on salad, says mockingly "enjoying that salad bro?"
> "yeah as a matter of fact, it's super filling and tastes great"
> mutters something about this pizza having siracha, three types of cheese, that it's delicious and I should have ordered one.
> "eh no thanks it's too many carbs for me"
>we both commence eating, I'm eating fast so I can get back to work and because I hadn't eaten in 6 hours. He's eating fast idk why, kitchen wasn't busy.
>we both finish around the same time and I get up feeling full of energy and rejuvenated, ready to finish out the shift.
>he gets up slowly and complains about his knees and that he has no motivation to continue the dinner service.
>my small talk/goodbye while I'm touching my toes to stretch consists of "uh, damn. yeah. later!"
Shitty story I know but it amazes me how people will eat shit that may taste great but makes them feel awful afterwards.
>>37944820
You can't even cook your sunnyside up egg right.
>>37945737
you know that greentexting is supposed to make a story more easy to read
>>37941715
So, isn't daily average intake for women 2000kcals ?
>>37942771
Wow, if it wasn't for the tits I would be 100% positive that this whale is a dude.
>>37945737
Sounds like you just laughed at a guy for eating a pizza while you had a nogains salad
>>37945873
>bacon, chicken, avocado
How is that a nogains salad?
>>37941397
>>>37941288
>She's probably starved herself to the point where most muscle have athropied which means any weight/water retention will make her look skinnyfat
Someone care to explain this? What has muscle to do with looking fat or not?
>>37945835
According to this
http://scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/
For the tdee to be 2000cals for a woman of 20 of average height doing no exercise she would have to weigh 185lb.
>>37942771
Nobody going to point out this is a MLP cosplayer?
>>37945887
Muscle burns more calories than fat, in every circumstance. Plus if you are muscular with a BF% of 20 you are strong fat, if you are at 20%bf with little muscle you are a skinny fat shit. Look.
>>37945932
Seven people have.
>>37943222
That read like fanfiction.
>>37945932
It already has been, by a bro whose brother is a brony.
>>37943947
visual help for everyone
>>37942784
>>37942824
>>37942837
>>37942843
never trust a fatty in a corset
there's a reason she ONLY posts pictures of herself in a corset
this is also why fatties love steampunk and burlesque so much
>>37944682
>>37944497
>omg things that actually work are retarded :^)
>>37946001
I would fuck this beast if she kept the corset on
>>37945887
a pound of fat looks like a lot more on a skeleton than a semi-ripped faggot. This is hy a 200 lbs bodybuilder can look awesome while a 200 lbs normie looks like shit. It's the same with tiny chicks except one pound here and there makes a huge difference compared to someone with normal amounts of muscle. One pund of fat makes a chick like that look fat, two more makes her disgusting.
>>37944248
I'll take 'what is bulimia but cunts too weak to puke' for 200.
>>37942972
Do you go to Salisbury? Was her name Kristina?
>>37946077
You are not going to make it.
>>37944475
holy fuck the comments, fucking kill me, fatty enabling faggots
>lilly jackson: How is Anna so skinny ..... And their not lolll
>Himederu Miku: She might have a different body type, appetite and metabolism
>Joanne Tang: Some people have a thing in their genetics and Anna's has the skinny genes
fucking hell
>>37946161
>not fucking any high test bitches you can get your hands on
>>37945503
>those delts
>that v-taper
damn, that guy is wearing a lot of makeup
>>37946001
The belly does not look healthy
Why are there so many stretch marks...
>>37941676
I wish I was a grill. I have a rough time eating more than 1500-2000kcal in a day. I would be more than happy to be at 1500. But if I eat that much I'll be a hungry skeletor. goddamn
>>37946278
>Why are there a lot of stretch marks on a stomach that is so grotesquely misshapen as to be recognisable only because of the decedent downfall of humanity?
Don't know, maybe it was also pregnant, prolly not though.
>>37946261
lol being jealous that a girl has more muscle than you ever will
>>37942962
Reasonable post. Fat people are still people and should be treated as such, which they aren't really. This person makes valid points. I may not respect them as much in many contexts because of the way they choose to live their lives, their self-destructive habits, etc. but I should still treat them like any other person, not discriminate against them. I feel the same way about fatties as I feel about men; I like them as people but I would never have sex with them.
