>enter gym
>*WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK dnandandna WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK bndndabnd WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK* blasts from speakers
>>37843013
>public bathroom scene
>doesn't zoom in and show character obsessively inspecting his ass wipes to see if fecal matter is present or if his anus is clean
>>37843013
>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan.
>>37843013
I FUCKING HATE THAT NIGGERSHIT "SONG" ill even listen to any rhianna album before that horse shit
>enter gym
>BABY THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME FOR
who else lifts for Rihanna?
>>37843490
No one
>Enter gym
>It Aint Me starts playing
>work starts playing
>stop working out and start dancing the whole song
>do this everytime
>eventually they stop playing this song
>>37843013
When we had this thread 4 years ago
>enter gym
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
I still remember that fucking summer
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>enter gym
>there's a huge metal door at the back painted black with 6 armed guards holding rifles
>It Aint Me can be heard playing through the door at max volume
>>37843161
>>37843197
What
>>37843197
Why wouldn't you just flush them?
>Enter gym
I shit you not this shit was playing full volume (decently sized commercial gym)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-27rdwJPs
>end life
>>37843603
damn that's catchy
i could jive out to this, i wish music was loud as fuck
>>37843013
>enter gym
>Only wish to breed I explode into a million seeds Ya’ll remember me legendary live eternally
is it the 90s again?
>>37843013
>enter gym
>this plays
> Listen to Laidback Luke & Mike Cervello - Front 2 The Back (OUT NOW) by BarongFamily #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/barongfamily/laidback-luke-mike-cervello-front-2-the-back
>WAKEMEUP.JPG
... One day maybe...
>>37843013
This generation is a bunch of fucking degenerates.
>>37843576
>not watchig your 4.5/10 mom grimmace as she transfers your poopie wipies from the trashcan to the toilet while she pretends not to notice you in your bedroom fondling your micropenis
Sure is summer in here.
>>37843550
Loving this
>>37843490
>
drake
*OFFICIAL LYRICS*
(P.S. This does not belong to me, it belongs to Ravenreeve, the original one is hard to find.)
Worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Wayoo wagger inarr inarr inarr inarr inarr inarr
Manicka heffe mare tear tear ta ta ta
Dry me a desserty
Natanta avvi lurky
Awiga way nai la likey
Yanowa dewidgvo danisis
Nabudehtutch me inarighteous
Nabudehtutch me inacrisis
Abu you darling your dreams are d'Erasure
You throw my hard-on, my keys and my fascia
You throw my hard-on, my sleeve and my decoration
You mistaken my lurve abrovfayooo for foundation
Althattawar nevronyew wazagidmy zadina daneverha
Zadina chunare vercee
Zadina chunare verbee
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm baddawake uppernneny ninsron
Jus giriddyfer worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Lnarr narr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Wayoo wagger lnarr lnarr lnrr lnrr lnrr lnrr
Wafudder faywo sarn tarn trrn trrn trrn trrn
Baygoosum thinplee
Baybeedon choolee
Donlyme stockear industrys
(sa harn) Ifagenna nonna chansto
A me homadojapez agenshoo
A jus up thadday guesstyoo ooh
A-up thatchoo seedasthroo
A-up thatchoo seedaschru
Wokanasay
Whos Iraq an eyes amchryun baybear
Iffy wah wah whirr whirr whirr
Issemmy affe whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Issimmy gummay der der der der der der
Summay badday varh vah vah vah vah vah
Wayoo wagga Inarr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manucka haffray marr tear tar tar tar tar
( Drake's part in Eng )
( Rihanna again )
Gimmy adder worg worg worg worg worg worg
Ezemmay affay whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Isimmy doomie dare durr der der der der
Isummy budday wahrr wah wah wah wah wah
Wayooaga Inddr Innr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manicka haffray mare turr turr tear tear tah tah
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm worg worg worg worg worg worg
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
oh look its this thread again
Roll
>>37843950
Kek what is this
>>37843969
I've always wonder where those pictures came from. Some part of me hopes some actress was just told "Act like you've seen a penis"
>>37843013
>enter gym
I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES
Noise-canceling microdriver earbuds, son.
>>37843950
kek. chorus is spot on.
>>37843969
Fuck you
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
>>37843969
Rollin
>>37843504
it's called fortunate son you communist fagoot
>>37844048
it's my autistic waifu roo roo, faggot
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
expand dong
Is this super future fitness?
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
afaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>37843969
rooooll
>enter gym
>BLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOW OH NO BLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWA OHH NO OHH NO
>>37843969
Rollan for my dong
>>37843969
roooolll
>midway through workout
>this song starts playing
https://youtu.be/gPdx7Il9DrM
Not bad 24h fitness
>>37843969
cock
>>37845350
reroll
>enter gym
>I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>enter gym
>this plays
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I
>>37843969
Roll
>>37843969
hey bb u want sum fuk
>>37843969
fuckk
>>37843969
Råll
>>37843969
Nig nog
>>37843969
Don't have benis but roll
>>37843013
enter gym
SOON WE'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD
>>37843969
roll
>>37843013
>go to gym
>Olivia Newton John's "Let's Get Physical" is playing on the speakers and the TVs have the music video playing
>>37843013
what song?
also
>change gyms
>enter gym for first workout
>my trap playlist starts playing
actually felt a bit paranoid until a song that wasn't in my playlists came on.
>>37843969
Ayyy
>>37843013
Im glad Chris Brown beat her
>>37843546
HEY I JUST MET YOU
>>37843969
rolling
>>37847069
this. Would've beat that bitch too for making such shitty music. Funny fact is she doesn't even write those shtity "lyrics" of the "songs" herself.
>enter gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>GUILLOTINEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YUH
broke prs for every lift tbqh
>>37843969
rollan
>>37843969
GET
>IT'S TOO LATE TO BE HATEFUL
>IT'S TOO LATE TO BE GRATEFUL
>THE EUROPEAN CANON IS HERE
rip major tom
>>37843969
Rolling for justice.
>>37845331
I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUUUMMMM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SURF AND TUUUUURRRRRF
>>37843161
haha are you me haha
>>37843969
Roller boy
>>37843950
lmao i literally just saw that comment then scrolled this thread
>>37843950
>Drake's part in english
>>37843950
wow you really put some effort into this, you must be really, really
really bored
really really really bored
>>37843969
>>37847537
PLEASE BE BAIT
>>37843013
>enter gym
>FIIIIIIING' EINE DIESE FAAAAUST
>mfw
>>37843969
Röll
>>37847572
how could this even possibly be bait lel wtf?
>>37843969
gib
>>37843969
Roll bruh
>>37843969
thick dick of pain reporting in
>>37848210
>tfw i got 69 and my dick is actually thick and surprises most girls
AYYY LMAO
>>37843013
>enter gym
>high speed glam rock hair metal playing at a comfortable volume to inspire but not distract
>>37843969
Koolunga
>>37843969
les go
>Enter gym
>HELLO UNIVERSE
>LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO BE SMALL
>BUILD YOUR BODY
>>37844509
>Put on CCR - Fortunate Son
>It Aint Me starts playing
>>37848373
no, you got a 0.
Fucking reddit.
>>37847597
BECAUSE HE FUCKING SAYS AT THE TOP IT'S FUCKING PASTA YOU INBRED FUCKBOI
>>37843013
Work and Panda are SOTY 2016. I always bang extra reps when they come on.
>enter gym
>MEIN LAND!
>shit ton of metalheadbuffdudes in my gym start head banging
>"YEEEAH!"
>"PULL PULL!"
>DU BIST HIER IN MEINEM LAND
>huge metal orgy happening in my gym
>break all my PRs
>MEIN LAND!
>I fucking love my gym
heres a pic of it
>>37843969
rolling for quads
>enter gym
>MY NAME IS
>NO
>MY SIGN IS
>NO
>MY NUMBER IS
>NO
>enter gym
>HAYAI FORCES
>>37848821
New episode in an hour let's hope it's better than the last one
>>37843197
kek
>enter gym
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
>>37843969
DIGITS
>>37843013
>enter gym
>sex so good I shouldn't fuck for free
>fuck for free
Kek
>>37843969
ggggg
>>37843969
Rolla
>enter gym
>turn down for what starts playing
>>37843969
Quads get
>>37843969
Rellalelel
>enter gym
>"ORA PRO NOBIS LUCIFER / YOU ALONE HAVE SUFFERED"
>>37843013
trevor noah`s show opened with that a few weeks back...luckily he spent the first 15 minutes ripping the "song" to pieces. As he should be.
>>37843161
You can't power clean with a dirty ass
>>37847493
HIT HIT HIT
>>37843969
no zero
>>37843603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDFydCDN7aw
>>37843969
R-r-roll
>turn down for what
>>37843969
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
hi bb wan sum fuk
It should be renamed the wages lave anthem by Rhianna but whatever...
Not listening to classical music while sculpting a classical physique
Pleb/10
>>37843969
Lmao
>>37843950
kek
>>37847384
Don't you fucking newfag dare to mock this song!
>>37843013
this, fucking hate rhiana nigger.
>>37843969
Rolling.
>>37845331
Fucking Beware is the best song ever to run to.
>that guy unironically listening to rob bailey
>>37848753
name one gym, 2 clubs and 5 cinema toilets where this happens
>>37843969
roll shig
>>37843969
quads plz
>>37848799
>see this post
>engel playing in the background
>DU BIST HIER IN MEINEM LAND
>enter gym
>"Hot Nigga" starts playing
>>37845331
IIIIIIIIVE SEEN FOOTAGE!
>>37843969
Roll
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
sos
>>37843969
Raul
>>37843969
Rolling
>>37843576
They do this in developing countries because toilet paper will clog up their crappy sewage system
>>37843323
I work at Finish Line and we have the same playlist on repeat everyday. This song and "My Boo" make me want to fucking kill someone...
>>37843950
Sounds like a typical Bollywood song.
>>37843603
>>37845349
jealous asf
>>37843969
jeff pls come back
>>37843969
ynot
>>37843969
rollout autobots
>>37843013
>Enter gym
>"ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD"
STOP
>>37843969
pls god be gud
>>37843969
roll
>>37851587
I was just about to post this.
>SOON I'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD
>>37848753
>Put on It Aint Me
>CCR - Fortunate Sonstarts playing
>>37843013
>enter vietnamese gym
>"it ain't ME ME ME ME ME ME, dnandndnd ME ME ME ME ME ME" starts playing
>>37843197
Pooinloo
>enter gym
>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I HAD TO FAA TO LOSE IT ALL IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
What does this mean?
>YOU'RE ON MY HEART JUST LIKE A TATTOO
>>37843013
Drake's verse is God tier for feels
>Long distance I need you
At least your gym isn't stuck in 2010. Fucking Black Eyed Pease, I hate them.
>>37843969
pls 0
>>37843969
Noice
>>37843969
roll
>>37847069
>implying we didn't all set PRs to Call Me Maybe that summer
>>37843969
Whalecum
>>37843969
Chequem
>SSHHEE WILLLLL BE VIIICCCCOORIOUUUSSSSS
>hekeihenskskbdhh
>SHHHEE WILL BEE VIICCCOORRIIOOUUSSSSS
>BUY HEAD AND SHOULDERS LIFEISUNPREDICTABLE HAHHAHA
>FOLLOW US ON FAGBOOK AND INTSAGRAM
Fuck LA fitness
>>37843603
Is this a you groove you lose? Cause I just lost
10/10
>>37850472
quads get
>enter gym
>NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
>AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE
>AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT
>IMMA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE
>>37843969
roll
>enter gym
>SO I PUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH
>leave
>>37843969
rollin
>>37843197
m8.
What the fuck
My gym plays pop stuff in the normie room with machines and stuff.
In the weight room though, they play fucking great classic rock. I fucking love it.
>>37843969
rfoll.
>>37843950
Holy fuck play the song and read this
>>37843969
8x6 make it good
>>37843969
Witness me
>>37843950
perfect
>>37843969
Nicky rollero
>>37843969
roon
BWADIBADABANGADANGDIGIDI drop the boogy BWADIBADABANGADANGDIGIDI drop the boogy
>>37843969
Ayy bby
>>37843969
pls
>>37852381
DIRTY BIT
>>37843161
literally me
>>37843520
kek
>>37843816
N-no I-I'm not a summerfag, I-I jerk off to my mom doing that too.
>>37854399
I ROLLED INTO NAZARETH
>>37843969
Roll
>go to gym
>no music
>no tvs in the treadmills
>no crossfitters
>no yoga mats
>just iron
>$25 a year for membership
>>37843013
my actual sides OP
this has happened too many times
>>37843969
rolls i got 18cm
>>37843013
Why do they still play music at the gym? We can listen to our own instead of forcing this bullshit down our ears god damn.
>>37843969
Rollerino Memerino
>>37843969
TRIPS GET
>>37843969
trips get
>>37843969
Rollin, pls get dubs
>>37858476
To drown out the
UH UH UH UH EHHHH EHH GRRR UHHH HNNN RAAAAA UH HUH SIX SEVEN TSSS TSSS TSSS UH UH EH EH
Haven't you been in the gym when there's been a slight pause between songs? It's fucking awful
>>37843969
roll
>enter gym
>SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
dedicated powerlifting/bodybuilding gyms are GOAT
>>37843969
roller
>>37843013
>>37843161
>>37843197
what's with all the sad frogs? of all animals you could choose to represent your emotions why do you choose green frogs in blue shirts?
>Enter gym
>NIGHT OF FIRE starts playing
>Guy on roller skates going around the track
>>37858750
RIP
>>37858999
>>37843969
LETS GO
>>37843969
ROOOLL
https://youtu.be/yQzNZR-LXZc
>>37843197
Why would you throw it in the trashcan?
Is that what you do at home as well?
I've seen this before. Why would you leep a trashcan of shit stained toiletpaper in the house fore days untill it's full?
>walk into gym
>good music actually playing
>black guy brings in iPod and portable speaker and blasts rap songs
>>37843969
lets go
>>37843013
> live in japan for 2 years
> I don't know any of these songs
Feels good man.
>>37843969
Roll
>>37843969
Roll
>>37843969
yes
> at the gym late on a Saturday night on my own
> AAAAAAALLL BY MYSEEEEEEELF starts playing
>>37858763
I can drown out the noise with my own music just fine
I don't need some loud-ass speaker competing with my tunes
>>37859023
what about crabcore?
WOOOOOOooo IT'S JUST ME, MYSELF AND I
>>37843969
Roll
>>37848813
I know this feel
>>37843603
This is better than the bullshit Ri-Ri or Tay-tay I hear all the time.
>>37843950
KEK
>>37854089
>""""""""gospel album""""""""
>>37843969
Okay
>>37843969
brawling
>enter gym
>ITS LIKE GOLD DUST
>YA SEE ME COMIN THROUGH YOUR SPEA-SPEA-KERS
>YOU SEE ME MASHIN UP YA AIRWAVES
>I KNOW YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MY SOUND
>>37859213
fuck off normie.
>>37843969
Kek roll
>>37860570
>Shade
queers pls go
>>37843969
ROLL
>>37843969
rolling
>>37843799
I can't believe someone would call anyone a degenerate unironically in 2016.
>>37847069
What an edgelord. Just wanted to remind you that you'll never be as successful as her.
>>37861525
No need to be angry there summerfriend.
>>37843969
lol
>>37843969
sigh
roll
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
ROLLING!
>>37843969
roleing :-)
>>37843969
fine ill roll faggot
>enter gym
>CAT'S FOOT, IRON CLAW
>NEUROSURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE
>enters gym
>literally no music playing because it's the current year
>everyone owns earbuds and wants to listen to their own music without going deaf
Also if you're the person that plays their shitty music through their iPhone speakers so everyone can hear please kill yourself
>>37862248
>tfw no dadrock at my gym
fak
>>37843969
Pls no bully
>>37843799
Says the dude on 4chan.
>>37843969
rolc
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
roll
>>37843969
rell
>>37843969
mmmmuh
>>37843490
I lift for green day
>>37843969
Röll
>>37843969
rollin
