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Steroids general.
Slow Memorial day weekend edition.
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>>37331311
>>37343965
Yeah, the lid's on but it's not an airtight seal. It's more of a dust cover.
I thought it should be an airtight seal, but I wasn't sure since that's the only thing there is to cover it with.
>>37344738
Reposting in fresh bread.
How much and how quickly would a first time, noob cycle of Test E affect things like body/facial hair growth and voice depth?
I'm a hairy guy and have a voice on the lower end already. Since I'm predisposed for these things, would it happen more? Or since I don't need "filling in" so to speak would it not have much of an effect?
I realize everyone's different but I'm just looking for a general idea, preferably of somebody that went through any of these changes on the first cycle. (or second, or third, etc) I'm just curious what to expect outside of muscle mass and I'm having trouble finding some info on this specific question.
>>37344738
What's THE best combo for gaining mass?
I was thinking
Week 1-6 dbol 50mg
Week 1-20 test 750mg
Week 1-20 deca 500mg
then aromasin once ever 3-4 days depending on how bad the estro is
>>37344809
>Best combo for gaining mass
>No tren
why even bother
>>37344809
>aromasin once ever 3-4 days depending on how bad the estro is
yeah youre going to need a lot more than that
>>37344809
tren over deca tbH
>>37344822
>>37344833
he said mass, not lbm. Deca puts on more mass than tren 100%
>>37344849
anyone wanting to put on mass wants lbm, or they may as well just dirty permabulk
>>37344822
>>37344833
2 things, deca's keeps being said to me to be the best bulking steroid - would you say that's incorrect? I have run tren before, never deca, was thinking of mixing it up and seeing what deca has to offer. Secondly tren fucking rekt my skin, so will want to stay off it for a while if possible.
>>37344869
Deca is great but nothing compares to tren. I think your cycle sounds fine. Good luck with the gains breh.
>>37344809
That's not even 2g of steroids
>>37344832
Dunno I take 12.5mg aromasin e3d. Works fine. I have low BF% tho
>>37344905
lucky bastard
i need 12.5 mg eod on 250 mg test EW and i have veins on my obliques
>>37344905
>>37344899
>>37344894
>>37344867
>>37344849
>>37344833
So, as everyones saying tren, would a high tren, low test, mid deca, work well?
Tren 500mg
Test 300mg
Deca 300mg?
>>37344867
Yeah but unless youre starting as fattie deca i feel like is overall much better for bulking, virtually no sides and tren while bulking you sweat like a pig 24/7 since you gotta so much more. But yes tren is best for everything.
>>37344926
Dont mix tren & deca, just stick to one. You can always cut later with tren and enjoy the dry look, deca is much better for bulking for many reasons.
>>37344943
>deca is much better for bulking for many reasons
name them
>>37344943
can you explain what makes it better please? and what is the issue of mixing the two together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh0qjVJy-Wk
>tfw
>tren
>msten
>up 25lbs from pmsf with a pump in 1 week
godlike
>>37344971
19nor sides combo together
>>37344961
>>37344971
More watery, your joints will feel 10000% better, youre not sweating like a fucking pig all the time since tren and carbs make you sweat like a pig. Tren mental sides are also alot worse.
>>37345015
i can deal with mental sides and joint pain, and pretty much all the sides other than bad skin - ive done most steroids and my skin has been fine. Go on tren once and it is all over the place, bacne. Is deca better with skin generally? And how much lower lean gains do you generally get from deca?
>>37344796
What brand filter is it? That's weird that it won't flow.
>>37344994
Das it mane. How are the strength gains from msten?
>>37344983
listening to girly songs with an alien head, while crying
get a hold of this faggot
>>37344994
are you bigger than me yet, jerry?
pics when?
>>37345038
Deca wont make you a fat pig, it will probably put as much muscle as tren but you will just look more bloated. And with deca i dont think you will have skin issues.
Im bulking now on tren and im honestly excited to end this in 4weeks, the constant sweat from eating so much carbs is annoying.
>>37345051
very good, but my elbow cant keep up so I'm doing high volume burn outs and then like 2 sets of actual weight
>>37345056
all 25 lbs have gone to my neck, its thicker than my jaw now
>>37344920
I am on TRT with 250mg wk. My doc ks cool. Btw, do you get itchy nips on 250mg?
>>37345066
you genuinely believe that deca will give as much muscle as tren? Im thinking of trying it, come to the worst ill just use tren the time after. Would like to try deca at least once. What dosages would you use?
>>37344926
Yes this is usually what I run.
>>37345084
Yes i do, and if it doesnt the difference is so small anyway, you probably wont have 100% perfect diet and training regime anyway for the whole cycle so you cant always seek for perfection.
500mg test with 800ish deca would put alot muscle, and atleast 16weeks deca takes years to kick in
>>37345051
http://www.amazon.com/Corning-430049-Polystyrene-Membrane-Diameter/dp/B005J5BVBI?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=od_aui_detailpages00
This one.
Email for Turk?
Dat nigga got eq?
>>37345107
Must be a leak somewhere then. Which media bottle? Or does it come with one of those plastic ones?
>>37345076
>do you get itchy nips on 250mg?
yep
>>37345076
also if you need 12.5 mg e3d on 250 mg of test youre going to need a shitton more on 750 test 500 deca 50 dbol duder
>>37345136
Fuck. I had prolactin sides from test strangely. P-5-P fixed it.
>>37345133
I bought a seperate glass media bottle. Both 45mm.
>>37345145
Thats not me
>>37345155
Jeez. I'd hate to waste a filter but have you tried another one?
Other than that just check all of the connections.
>>37345068
mirin hard.
mtren is like an oral tren? Isn't that shitty for your liver?
how is it compared to injectable tren.
The two scary things with tren, thus why i don't try it';
tren cough.
acne
>ITT: we post caricatures of ourselves
>>37345148
>I had prolactin sides from test
what
>>37345206
He had prolactin sides from test
>>37345193
SUPERMONG
that guy is a creates a new type of uglyness
i want to be like pic related
>>37345187
ive gotten tren cough once i think
wasnt that awful either
msten isnt mtren, mtren will destroy your liver tho
>>37345193
supermang?
>>37345222
is that even possible?
>>37345238
maybe he gots dat dere toomar in da brain
>>37345187
I just get worse acne just from cutting, its actually cleared up a bit on tren
msten not mtren lol
its not oral tren, its a ph
tren cough is super rare
have to inject right into your vein
>>37345193
literally me
>>37345226
>>37345230
>SUPERMONG
No. I'm 5'6 with an incredible asymmetrical and ugly face
>>37345257
the picture also reflect on my inner feelings and also shows people making fun of me
>>37345254
Designer steroid bruh.
Msten <3
>>37345266
don't go all elliott on us now
>>37345105
why so high on the deca rather than going 600 test/600 deca?
>>37345254
how can you get acne from cutting?
ah i see, prohormone. Isn't that what all those normies use.
those horry stories scare the shit out of me. And canary said it was no joke and shit.
>>37345257
is it that bad?
mind to show a picture then? maybe we could give you some tips
pic related is bimbo
>>37345187
Mtren is amazing and you shouldn't dose over 1.5mg. My liver survived it easy.
>>37345222
high buildup due to stress
How will test affect my sex drive? 400mg/week
>>37345333
psst do 500. And youll be horny all the time
>>37345333
if you don't know the answer to this basic question, then you should read the fuck up asap or not do roids
>>37345316
How can i trust you, while you're yolo'ing all the way through.
>>37345355
Nothing is certain though. My libido remains unchanged on whatever I take. Others get crazy high libido.
Only thing that's certain is that high or low e2 will have some effect. But even crashing it with letro doesn't change mine.
>>37345299
>don't go all elliott on us now
I won't
>mind to show a picture then? maybe we could give you some tips
I know what to do. I have uneven fat storage in my face kek so I am getting lean now and I also have underbite and slanted jaw but I will have to wait until fall to get braces because muslims go first. One of my eyebrows are way higher than the other one but surgery isn't really anything I'm going to be able to afford within the next 5 years
>pic related is bimbo
where are the nipple rings?
>>37344738
600mg test weeks 1-20
800mg deca weeks 1-20
Either dbol weeks 1-6, or tren A weeks 1-6, can tren A be used as a kickstarter with a fast acting ester? Will I have out of control sides from pushing such high numbers? Will I die?
>>37345377
well, of course there's individual differences. I still think people should know that "increased testosterone in men generally increases libido" if they choose to start taking it. because it's such a common experience for many. if they don't know that thing about it, what else have they missed?
>>37345399
Yes.
>>37345435
thanks brah v helpful bro
>>37345462
Ok.
>>37345399
bby pls answer my stupid questions so i can go blow a load of money on oils
>>37345632
Kickstart with dbol. You're gonna be a bloofmonster anyway, either way it's fine though
>>37345671
bloof...
>>37345399
800mg deca is such a waste, dont be a cunt just do 400, MOST 600. 400 is more than enough for 90% of people, do some research kid
>>37345705
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
Pick One Test E
>500mg/week
>250mg/ E3D
>>37345736
you have no idea what youre talking about
>NO
>FUCKING
>CLUE
If i got PN from a 2.5 week run of dnp, one week of which was 500mg, how long after i stop the dnp can i run it again?
It's been two weeks since I stopped and it's basically 95% gone, i think i might even be imagining that it's still here. I only really have potential extremely minor numbness but I think I'm imagining it.
>>37345808
usually time on = time off but in the case of PN development I'd honestly recommend taking a few months off at least, or better yet never getting on again
i've never had PN thankfully but if it did begin to develop that'd be the end of my flirtations with dnp
Finally I've gotten my degenerate drugs again
>>37344803
It's unlikely your voice will deepen significantly or even noticeably if it already is quite deep
Body hair will vary. I'd say two or three cycles til you notice any significant difference - if there is one - though technically you'll probably experience some changes within same single cycle
Significant voice and body hair changes tend to happen to people who are lower test to begin with, if you underwent a generous puberty it's not gonna be a huge transformation in that respect
>>37345843
>Finally I've gotten my degenerate drugs again
heroin?
>>37345798
250e3d, taper to 500/wk if you get acne or other sides
If I'm doing test e 250mg e3d. Using adex as my a.i and Nolva for my pct. What are the chances that something will go wrong because I'm only 18?
>>37345831
Yeah i stopped basically the instant i got noticable symptoms. Wasn't really that bad
>>37345806
prove it
>>37345870
closing your growth plates is pretty much a guarantee, and stopping penis growth, wait 3-4 years
>>37344738
so people say to run low test high tren, is the same logic applied to deca and test?
>>37345376
i'm trying your carb cycling familia, wanted to ask how you time your cardio, what source etc
did an hour of LISS right after my first carb day in hopes it'd burn stored glycogen and make the transition to fat easier/quicker, just added rice and fruit into my diet and cut out fats for the day, should work quite nicely if it's going to work at all
it's basically:
rice+chicken+green beans or broccoli vs
peanut butter (the clean stuff with only peanuts, no preservatives or sugar) +chicken +green beans and broccoli, just enough to stay healthy and keep bowels in check, 500cal deficit on carb day, 750 on keto
am i doing it right sempie? oh and im natty as fuck atm, getting lean before I bnc
Ahh duders weird play:
>moving to philly moving in with sp0ike and dingo
>moving to get away from ex
>drunkenly fuck ex last night
>made her pass out with my cock
There's nothing better than watching a girl go limp from being fucked
>"has your dick gotten bigger"
>drops me off at work
>brings me lunch; a deep fried burrito
>wore her booty pants for me
What the fuck is going on
>>37346103
your life is a clusterfuck rollercoaster bro, love you tho
NO HOMO
why aren't you tripping anymore? stop playing hard to get
>>37345992
I'm tall enough and happy with my penis size
>>37345992
penis isn't a bone
my dick is still growing on gear and lots of guys report penis growth on hgh.
>>37346030
read "the Ketogenic Diet" by Lyle McDonald
the cyclic ketogenic diet is p much exactly what mastest is doing but with some extra tricks
>>37346125
then chuck the only time left to grow in your life away and your natty card with it and join the crew breh, ill be your guide, insecurity sam, its a pretty swell place
>>37346142
yeah, I've read about CKD and TKDs JJ constantly rants about, but figured I'd try mast's method for a while even though he's a meming trole
probably fucking with us but it does make some sense
I'll read that guide though, thanks brosepi
>>37346140
well of course it grows with growth hormone. But penis growth on gear is temporary increase of bloodflow to the penis, just google steroid stunt penis growth
>>37346163
Mine's grown with just gear.
>>37346163
>steroid stunt penis growth
depending on how young you are you absolutely can still have penis growth from strong androgens like tren and mast.
>>37346030
I would suggest adding cardio when you stagnate on your progress. Especially when you're doing it natty.
I just added cardio since this week. So, if you stagnate do cardio either after your workout or on NON-training days.
Keep it mind that you need to have your protein as high as possible to prevent muscle catabolism, since protein is probably the most efficient natty way to prevent this.
my standard meal on a low carb is mostly; chicken + broccoli + almonds(or natty peanut butter)
1 day in the week, on sunday, i just add carbs(rice/pasta etc) to each meal.
>>37346213
>depending on how young you are you absolutely can still have penis growth from strong androgens like tren and mast.
>tfw didn't got put on tren and hgh when I was a kid
>>37346142
True that. It's pretty much Keto. high fat and protein and low carb. I also add 1 banana after training to spike insuline.
I only add 1 carb/refeed day to confuse the body, right babe. There is some science behind it, but i forgot what is what about.
Most bodybuilders do exact the same thing.
>>37346145
I'm 6'1 and 6.5 x 5.5. Not the biggest dick in the world. But I'm not insecure about it
>>37346115
You duders don't need me to trip lmao
Yeah it's crazy. I have no clue what's going on. Apparently I'm taking her to dinner and then tying her up Tuesday. She brought me lunch. With her joocey ass. Should I propose or something?
>>37346299
im insecure sam, not you you fucking cuck, jesus christ just get on gear already if youre gonna not listen
>>37346299
>6.5 x 5.5. Not the biggest dick in the world.
friggin fraggin
>>37345848
How'd you guess?
On some presently. It's a lot better quality than I expected so I'm half nodded at work, but nbd cuz I'm still making gr8 sales
Everyone is being a huge poopypants today and won't come party with me after for some reason though
Might just go to the club alone and dance my cardio
>>37345992
I find it so odd the penis is still growing by that age
>>37346115
>no trip stop playing hard to get
Seconding this
It's actually annoying having to manually recognize the anon posts as part of the same story
>>37346163
Since we're on the topic of penis can I ask you guys something for..
...science
If you are really drunk or whatever and keep getting kinda soft can't keep it up does a blow job still feel goodish or is it a waste of cock
Lil random but I was curious
>>37346275
You're just preventing insulin from blunting the cellular hydration process too early in the day or when you actually need the nutrients i.e. Post workout.
>>37346355
Feels good, kinda like giving me a soft back massage, really not gonna make me cum though.
>>37346355
Jerrbears
Heads awful desu. I prefer a rough handjob to get me hard. I was 15 shots deep last night and that's all it took.
>>37346355
hard erections are a myth
no one actually gets hard its all porn propoganda
>>37346341
It's not that I'm not listening. I've just yet to see any reasons not to. Cardio is in check and all that.
I've had a lot of people just ignorantly tell me that "steroids are bad" and that it will be the biggest mistake of my life. My main concern I guess is fertility. Above all else. I wanna be a father
anyone in Texas have any problems with the one time with roids?
>>37346395
Yeah that makes sense thx for the insight
>>37346420
Really? I've been told I'm quite good at it and most guys seem to want that over a hj
Or maybe I give bad hjs lmao
Is there any particular reason a hj makes you harder than a bj or just random preference?
>>37346436
C o n s p I r a c y
I think 'amature' porn is so much better. Super set up porn with all this editing and shit and fake moaning seems almost uncanny
>>37346353
It's okay bud. As long as you have a taught ass hole you'll be alright
>>37346546
its too tight
cant even get a nice feminine penis up there
>>37346514
plus all pro porn stars have boobjobs and its disgusting
>>37346363
I was thinking about that all the time
How do I get this test flu to enddddd. Ugh. Body aches and chills, horrible pain at the injection site, nausea, ugh.
>>37346663
RIPIP
>>37345843
Good reply, thanks man
>>37346600
Boobjobs done well aren't noticeably boobjobs though
I feel your hate for em comes from only recognizing the botched ones
>>37346663
Make sure to take your vitamins, drink orange and cranberry juice (pure cranberry not the sugar crap, it won't taste gr8 but it helps flush you out), get plenty rest and stay hydrated
Taking some of those achey cough cold n flu things or whatever will help ease pain of symptoms too>>37346698
>>37346355
>can't get it up
Never happened.
Blowjobs are always good, even when half asleep.
>>37346756
Oops didn't mean to quote that post at the end I'm shakey af right now
>>37346718
no its cause everything over a b is gross and I hate seeming women maim their looks
>>37346718
My sister in law has them....probably got them about 10 years ago. Anything done today and you are probably golden unless the person doing it is a total hack
>>37346774
Really?even with all the roids, drugs, dnp, lack of sleep etc you've never had a little dysfunction?
Damn notop you beast
Insinuating that weirdo ever has sex.
>>37346788
Not everyone who gets a boobjob wants monster titties
I'd be happy getting b cups dfc af right now
>>37346801
Yeah that's kinda what I've heard. Gonna check the shit outta the surgeons prior work before I drop the dough but you know
I have noticed a lot of girls do shit they shouldn't like wearing a push up bra right away and not letting them heal proper. They can end up looking botched from that too, regardless of the surgeons prowess
>>37346600
HE DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!
he's calling out zyzz. He's gonna shit on his grave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0cJBsIO3f4
just get some confidence bro, just be yourself bro
>>37346872
mast do you know where eggman is? he has been gone from youtube in 3 months, he used to update regularly
>>37346514
I just have shit sensitivity. Raw pussy and handjobs are best.
>>37346848
>dfc af right now
thats good!
>>37346872
I love this guy
he says everything im thinking
I started TRT on Thurs. I have secondary hypogonadism, low fsh, low lh, and sub 250 ng/do test. My Endo prescribed me 100mg test C every 2 weeks, but giving me enough to effectively double my dose. ... so im gonna do that. So I'll do 100mg a week, every 7 days, and I have bloods scheduled for 4 months.
I want my bloods to show up as close to as where they shouldve been had I listened to him... within reason. so I'm thinking my last 2 injections will be only 50mg and then I do bloods the day of my next injection (before the dose, obv). Is this a good way of accomplishing this goal, or any glaring errors? Any better way that doesn't involve adding another compound?
>>37346938
Ahh that makes sense
Gonna have my work cut out for me with you eh
>>37346848
why are you so worried with boobs
most men like ass more. How's your ass?
btw, would you do this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4BZctA--Ss
>>37346926
he black pilled himself
>>37346940
implying that's not you, normie
>>37346943
You're an idiot.
>>37345831
What's PN
>>37346940
Nah I can't even wear low cut tops or tanks everyone needs some cleavage
Besides I've got thick thighs and childbearing hips, bigger boobies will give me a nice hourglass shape
>>37346976
peripheral neuropathy, possibly
>>37346943
2 weeks ahead drop to his prescribed dose
I used to do just that with my endo
no issues
>>37346960
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A NORMIE
>>37346979
those girls are the best
like damn
when they wear wife beaters and theres barely anything there
maybe a little budding breast type deal
maybe they dont even bother with bras
MY DICK
>>37346960
I have a great ass and yeah all the guys I've fucked love that but if there's room for improvement I don't see why I wouldn't take it
Plus with roid voice and dfc I always wonder if people secretly think I'm just a really passable tranny. They probably don't since i get hit on enough but it'd make me feel better
>>37346946
Idk the girlie got me to cum p easy this morning. But there's a reason I like her Lmao
>>37347016
Lmao that's awesome
>>37346960
>would you fuck this guy
Based on looks alone?no
But if there was monetary incentive I'd probably fuck anything for the right price
No idea who that is though completely outta the loop
Time to fuck new york up
>>37347066
Plz no Mohammed.
>>37347016
>I have a great ass
>i get hit on enough
still worried about sharing pics. I know right
how did you get the roid voice?.OD on winny?
>>37347049
You're a filthy gold digger
that's jerry btw.
sorry jerry, you got friendzoned
>>37347066
good luck, we will see you as pic related for sure
>>37347010
I agree with everything
What do you guys test for with your bloods on a cruise? I'm looking at Test, Estradiol, Lipid Profile (cholesterol, HDL, LDL), Liver Profile (especially ALT and ASP), Complete Blood Count, and Prolactin for my tren blast. Anything I'm missing? thanks brehs
>>37347109
I used to take test that's why
>that's jerry btw
Fuck now he's going to h8 me even more
>>37347098
Inshallah
>>37347109
Im going to lift w some ppl and go do married shit unfortunately no clubs
>>37347166
>I used to take test that's why
ironic you called me retarded then. Jesus, that's retarded. Why would you do that?
>Fuck now he's going to h8 me even more
Just ignore him, he's used to that already
btw you can mail me pics from you. Many trips did the same thing. Because i'am like the trust person from fraud. I don't leak pics.
>>37347180
married shit? What a terrible decision
good luck m8
>>37347236
Youll feel differently one day m8
When you find em it is what it is
>>37347236
holy shit test is really a one way street
>>37347248
I see no benefit in marriage. You only hear shit stories about it.
>>37347251
I don't know, man, I'd tap bottom right.
>mfw typed 'top' at first
Not gay, by the way.
>>37347456
you hear shit stories if you hang out with shit people.
There is really nothing hotter than having a girlie beg for you to fill her with cum, watching her ahegao as she orgasms, choke her right at that moment full force and watch her pass out and feel her go limp in your arms.
Wew lads.
>>37347541
>ahegao
This nerd...
>>37347581
It's the perfect face for any occassion
![5cbe0f537cb8f4c4f51fe0b62ed35d13[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C94i1Wv.jpg "5cbe0f537cb8f4c4f51fe0b62ed35d13[1].png")
>>37347604
I'd be scared if one just rocked up with this face, tb h.
>>37347166
dont worry I already hate most women
>>37347541
pass out or pass away?
>>37347010
His prescribed dose is 100 mg every 14 days. So I figured I can either have my last 2 injections can be 50 mg, or I could do the 100 mg all the way until 2 weeks before I do bloods. I figured tapering down would be better than stopping cold turkey for 14 days until I do bloods. I also don't want my levels to completely tank because he intended for me to do bloods at the half way point between one of my bi monthly 100 mg doses.
So yeah, would it be better I just do my last 2 injections at 50mg every 7 days then on my next injection date do bloods before I inject 100 mg again... or should my last dose be 100, wait 14 days, do bloods, then go back to injecting ?
>>37347768
50 e7d, then 100 after
>>37347648
Either or
Still gets the point across
> everytime I go to the hair dresser; "don't cut it short, don't even cut it, just make it kempt"
> they cut it short every time, without the beard I feel I have a Hank Hill look
How do I get through to these people? Only the gay guy does it right. Do they have gay barbershops?
> go through steroid drawer today, organize sharps, syringes, and evidence for proper disposal
> found a new vial of Tren-A
> collected all empty bottles, counted up the total used gear
> 38 g Test-E, 8 g Tren-A, 3 g Tren-E, 3 g Mast-P
Think I started on steroids (Test+Tren #yolo) in late August so 9 months. On/off usage according to my bi-polar, about 3 months of no steroids. So, say 26 weeks, on averaged 1460 mg Test-E/wk and 423 mg Tren/wk. Not that bad.
While I'm doing numbers, I didn't take my last breakup well and there is 9 4L bottles of 14% Wine under my bed along with 5 5L boxes of 12% and 2 3L boxes of 12%. Probably from the last 3 months. I know I recycled 4 1.5L bottles, 4 32 oz bottles of beer, 36 16 oz bottles of beer, and 8 32 oz cans of beer. Let's say beer is 4.5% on average and let 1 beer be 16 oz; 473 ml.
> (36L * 0.14 = 5.04 L alcohol) + (25L * 0.12 = 3.00 L alcohol) + (6L * 0.12 = 0.72 L alcohol) = 8.76 L alcohol
> 8.76 L / (0.473 L * 0.045 = 0.021 L) = 412 beers
> 412 beers + 36 beers + 12 double-beers + 70 beers out = 542 beers
> 542 beers / 90 days = 6 beers a day
Eh, that's not that bad. 2L of wine in and I'm doing statistics on my bad habits.
>>37347926
What sort of haircut is "doing it right"?
>>37347985
Hell, hair is beyond me, but I don't want to have a fucking Hank Hill penis head. He keeps it long if I tell him to.
As for attracting girls, they like it full and a bit messy like pic related. You'd have to use pomade/gel/etc but you want to at the same time give it that apathetic "not-trying" look because girls fucking hate try-hards. Even though 95% of guys are certainly try-hards.
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>>37348055
Tf you got against Hank Hill's 'do anyways?
>>37347639
Damn bruh
>>37346448
yeah my only problem was that I now can't stop using it
L O L
> saturday night
> all the other frauds are out getting tail
> even Jerry
> my aryan princess is camping in Vermont with grandpa and I'm stupidly loyal
If you saw her nieces you'd understand why I have to inseminate this girl.
In other news, I'm disappointed with the stealthformen Bulge Enhancer. Although supposedly custom fitted to my flaccid measurements, it was very difficult to get on, and basically made it look like I had a pointy erection. Completely inappropriate for gym shorts. I'll give it another chance in dress pants, but I might have to tie it to my leg for that long floppy dick look.
>>37348107
When I look at my new reflection, I think "penis head". Before, I thought "viking king". When I look at Hank Hill, I think "penis head". I respect Hank Hill as a fictional character but I do not like this look. Perhaps it's a form of 'beard tolerance' due to shaving off my beard. Maybe it's the bloating from DNP. Maybe it's all the fucking wine. I don't like it. I like that aesthetic black border a beard provides, it's a fundamental concept of art.
>>37348140
I believe he's referring to the police.
>>37348161
Don't worry duder I'm staying in
I'm buying some booze after i eat dinzo, get drunk play guitar go to a bbq tomorrow and go fishing on monday
>>37348161
>In other news, I'm disappointed with the stealthformen Bulge Enhancer. Although supposedly custom fitted to my flaccid measurements, it was very difficult to get on, and basically made it look like I had a pointy erection. Completely inappropriate for gym shorts. I'll give it another chance in dress pants, but I might have to tie it to my leg for that long floppy dick look.
Literally jm
>>37348226
Same
Ex just sent me this blog post from when we first started seeing each other.
Reading between the lines in her behavior, she's realizing me leaving is serious. It's gonna kill me when I say no after she begs me to stay.
>>37347907
Thanks, that's what I figured. What should I expect as far as side effects are concerned for those 2 weeks? I figure whatever I go through is better than following his 100mg/2wk protocol all the way up to bloods.
He did tell me he's willing to increase dose/frequency of shots once we establish a baseline... but from everything I've read, a 100 mg shot every week trumps a 100 mg shot every 2weeks in every conceivable way, even as far as reducing negative side effects because my blood levels would be way more stable.
I'm just trying to walk the line between getting what I want and working with him for overall health. So I'm hoping this first "deception " is all I'll have to do before I can be more honest. Id like to find the perfect "cruise" dose because I intend to start BnC either next year or slightly sooner , using my TRT dose as the cruise.
>>37348300
Didn't you say she was like 19? you ever hang out with her friends? what's that like? Now that I am older, I find most younger people pretty annoying.
>>37348122
I'm a literal God
Why would I stoop to such lowly creatures
>>37348161
>even Jerry
>>37348329
They're fine. Most of her friends are my age.
>>37348327
100 mg/ week got me to 800ng/dl
Hopefully he's not one of those docs satisfied with 500nh/dl
Gl though m8, and for future blasts, in general 2 weeks before a blood drop to appropriate cruise, but you can get closer with short esters, and would have to stop earlier with longer ones
>>37348161
That photo gave me feels.
>>37348408
It's kind of fucking awful
>>37348300
Woah
>>37348335
Because that luke warm hole feels good
>>37348447
Ikr
>>37348462
Duder she has never shared her blog with me ever. I just stopped asking to see it. Kinda heavy that she shared this. Leaving is going to be heavier than anticipated.
>>37348477
is this your first gf?
>>37348487
Nope. I have had 6 girlies I've dated? Fucked many more.
>>37348462
I'm my experience it's expensive, loose, and far less interactive than my hand.
>>37348499
Fucking chad
>>37348477
That is pretty heavy. it's gotta be weird reading.
>>37348499
are you her first bf?
>>37348530
I mean not so much weird, just that it's surprising to actually read. I know she admires and adores me, but she never actually says it.
>>37348560
Third?
>>37348600
>>37348499
>>37348477
Three jerrbears in a row
Man this tren has tanked my cardio
Oh well only 1 more week til I show up at the BBQ a svelte 190 and eat up complements and reduce the dose
>>37348560
She's a 19 year old girl, he's probably the 9th or 10th, and I'm sure she has hundreds of sexual partners already
>>37348526
That sounds horrible
>>37348649
Jerry pls.
Other than fantasizing about traps, whats everyone up to this saturday?
>>37348649
Jesus christ jerry...
>>37348892
Bored as fuck. High on 2Cb, what's new?
>>37348706
We'll obviously it was around women
>>37348718
White Knight beta orbiter please
>>37348894
You know that's what you were thinking too
>>37348922
nada. tired as fuck. lost most of my gains. gained weight. haven't lifted in over a year.
senpai, pls stop
>>37348892
Binge watching 'Frasier' for the eleventieth time, about to put in some more online job applications.
>>37348955
>You know that's what you were thinking too
I was actually just thinking >tfwnogf
>>37348956
Iktf.
It's a bad feel.
Where you at?
>>37348963
where you tryin to work man? i have a hard time getting responses with no degree
>>37348980
Oh no what will you ever do with all that freetime and money
>>37349127
Free time is a bad thing for some people jerrbear.
What's the best way to do pull-ups for back development?
I've found leaning back a bit so I feel my lats working has been good
But there's probably a better way
hadnt done seated dumbbell ohp in a while and got 10 with the 90s felt good lads
xoxo
>>37349190
I couldn't do shit for pullups. When i started, I actually did the scooby pullup workout and within about a month I went from 0 to being able to do sets of 5 or 6. Wasn't amazing, but it did work.
>>37349241
but now i do narrow grip and wide grip.
>>37349088
Anywhere.
>>37349127
this vvvv
>>37349156
>>37349241
Don't even know what scooby's pull-up workout is but okay
I'll google at home
It's just driving me mad how my rear Delts are being worked a lot more than lats
Lats are getting a lot bigger
But Delts are getting most of the work
Gucci mad skinny
What does /fraud/ think about a natty lifting for a year taking a moderate test CYCLE followed by PCT to shortcut the time taken to reach their natty limit? Afterwards just maintaining size
>>37349373
Didn't anybody put money on his books?
>tfw no commissary
Me too, Gucci, me too...
Got 2500 cals to eat in 2 meals while on my 1g tren recomp, dunno what to do really, its the same old shit and I feel unsatisfied.
>pork chops
>minced 10% pork
>can of refried beans(in mash form)
>mashed root vegetables
>mashed sweet potato
>bolognese sauce
>stuffed crust 10inch pizza (1400 cal 70g protein)
>pita wraps
>a chorizo
>soup in a carton (pulled pork and lentil)
>frozen green peas
Ugh.
I have to burn $50 online tonight before my account closes.. What are some good supplements I can order that go well with Test?
>>37349425
He looks like majestic out of get rich or dye tryin
Lol id have given you shit for dem state cakes
>>37349456
Mk677
Or mt2 for a tan because why not
Fuck supps unless its protein
>>37349460
Thin Gucci actually looks decent.
Hell nah though, you ain't getting none of my cakes.
>>37349468
I don't know jack shit about growth hormones.. Never even heard of this shit.. How much can I get for $50?
>>37349492
>How much can I get for $50?
Just forget about it.
>>37349502
no. I wanna know more. I'm ordering some TONIGHT
>>37349492
>>37349502
>>37349514
same here. i want to try it.
>>37349570
im watching Dylan Gemelli talk about it..
Do I have unrealistic goals or does he look really small for someone who uses gear and knows so much about it? I always thought he had the kinda body I could get naturally
>>37349478
Tried to make those cakes
Def not pancake mix
Rly miss dem t b h
>>37349514
Go buy a bunch of rc cialis and have fun
You cant afford mk677
And it causes left ventricular atrophy
>>37349630
>it causes left ventricular atrophy
Sure you don't mean hypertrophy? Atrophy might be desirable for some.
Hello. I'm wanting to make a video documentary about steroids and their affects, progress and side effects videotaped and monitored closely on someone. Pretty standard, but we're using someone who is a complete beginner to weightlifting and weights only 135lbs at 5'10 and 10% bf. He's undergoing a very strict bodybuilder diet, 8 hours of sleep daily and strict regiment (based on what I've heard we're sticking to "Texas Method" for the entirety of the 4 months.
How likely is it he's going to injure himself, joints or otherwise, and throw off the entire thing because he won't be able to continue? Has anyone else ever attempted this and documented it? If it matters, we're running Test 500mg only.
>>37349807
I want to prove that exposure to steroid use even just once in a typical adult male's lifetime can have positive effects.
>>37349456
>>37349468
MK677
Buy a gram of raw powder for about $40. Mix it in a liquid solution. I'm using it now for 3 days and it's definitely giving me strong GH pulses. 30mg/day.
Appetite/digestion up, muscle fullness, feeling good. I'm already thinking about running it year round.
>>37349852
do I need special equipment to mix it though? If not it seems like an extreme ripoff how a bottle of it goes for around $160 some places.
>>37349852
I got two questions: Does MK677 affect hairloss?
Would you recommend it to a guy who's about to start his second cycle, age 26?
>>37349926
More GH would possibly regrow, if anything.
>>37349891
Ora-plus and a dropper bottle. Or a capsule machine, baking soda, and some capsules.
Hell yeah, run this stuff year round. I've researched it any there doesn't seem to be a reason not to. Do your own research obv.
>>37349961
thank you, looks like i'mm abe up all night reading bout this stuff and looking for powder
cheers!
How do I sleep in a house with bed bugs without getting bit?
I can't go anywhere but I'm already in pain and am covered in them, no money for hotel and no vehicle.
I guess my best bet is to use long sleeve clothed
>>37350025
are you filipino?
>>37350025
Get rid of them.
Where do I buy MK-677 powder?
>>37350330
The Barras
>>37350375
interesting. where Online though?
>>37350025
Hammock.
just watched mr. brooks......that movie is badass. check it out mano
>tfw haven't injected test in 4 weeks
>but on 1g of tren
m8s theres no fucking bloat or water weight or any tren sides at all, this shit is the best thing in the world.
>test
>ever
I wanna ask /fraud/ cause I imagine you guys know supplements better than anyone..
What are some things I can take to suppress hunger? I'm trying to lose weight on a cut and hunger is a huge issue for me. What helps reduce hunger and give me alittle more comfort?
>>37350619
Looks good, I've been meaning to watch it for a while. I liked The Perfect Host quite a bit, that's another psychological thriller.
>>37350667
Wait another 4 weeks and tell us if it's still such a good idea
>>37349286
grip too wide probably
>>37350692
it's a pretty cool movie mano
>>37344738
How much kinder if deca than tren?
How much worse is deca at building mass than tren?
>>37350744
>How much kinder if deca than tren?
You trade fucked up sleep for prolactin
>How much worse is deca at building mass than tren?
It's like somewhere between test and tren
What are the chances if your own test levels not recovering to the baseline after a cycle? Thats the only thing stopping me.
>>37350744
>How much kinder if deca than tren?
depends on what you find annoying
deca bloats and can give you prolactin issues
tren makes you angry, gives you sleeping problems, increases body temperature, and blood pressure (more than deca)
>How much worse is deca at building mass than tren?
its EASIER to build mass on deca but more of it will be fat, ime
as in: on deca you could gain 10 lbs of muscle and 10 lbs of fat, on tren you could gain 9 lbs of muscle and 4 lbs of fat
so if youre planning to get lean afterwards tren is much better but otherwise id go with deca
>>37350858
what about skinwise? Tren gave me awful skin, i thought deca would be better with that, well hoping at least. I dont care about not sleeping i sleep like shit anyway.
>>37350897
bloats fine, though i would like lean gains i would rather get lean gains whilst having lower sides. I mean you say about the fat gain, but what if i do a 20 week deca bulk on just a 500 calorie excess, wouldnt give maximum gains but would keep the fat off...
>>37350919
>what if i do a 20 week deca bulk on just a 500 calorie excess
wouldnt give "maximum" gains, dont get me wrong youll make gains but youll gain more fat than you would with tren
its possible you wouldnt gain net weight at all on 500 kcal "surplus" on tren, just recomp due to the thermogenic mumbo jumbo that goes on with tren
again, just my experience
theres not a lot of objective science on this type of thing
a good rule of thumb is: if you want low side effects/health dont go with tren
>>37350897
>>37350858
I know im asking a lot of questions but its rare people actually respond to serious questions, is there any reason people dont just go really high on test and leave stuff like deca? Like my plan was 500 test 600 deca, but why not just like a gram of test rather than mixing at all
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