how do I help my bearded dragon get gains? I feel like he wants to lift with me but he doesn't know how
Back when I had a home gym my cat would sit and watch me squat.
Then it does so I started going to a gym.
If by "dragon" you actually mean "yourself," then yeah... this is pretty "plausible." These dragons are proof that animals/humans are no different wherever they come from (all can excel), and as far as their being dragons, it just means that lifting can be found anywhere.... Remember, we are all One Human Family...when we became divided (?) only God knows. I hope we recognize we are all One... even if we realize it right before the world ends... If for just one minute, we all look at each other and realize we are looking at mirrors - that we are staring at ourselves, all of us God - that would be a moment worth all eternity. Don't let Rulers pretend you are different from each other, because, besides minor interests and different physical attributes, we are all ONE... that Oneness, and that conscious knowing of it,... that is God. It is quite beautiful. I hope these dragons (all dragons) live great lives, despite the illusory borders that surround them.
>>37267858
wat
>>37267801
>how do I help my bearded dragon get gains?
SS+GOMAD
>>37267858
lsd?
>>37267922
how to make them compatible with a quadruped?
>>37267858
lmao ok anon I'm spreading this pasta with you now
>>37267801
My beardie just hit pupertiy and attacks his reflection.
>>37267858
Holy shit lads, we're watching the birth of a pasta. The origin thread is still up if you want to go find it. One of those grills laughing at /fit/izens about vidya gaem.
>>37267801
Read the sticky
>>37267858
my first pasta witness
>>37267858
this is some deep wisdom
thanks anon
ITT newfags getting b8ed by OP
attach tiny weights, make it work for crickets
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>>37267858
agreed brother
