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>Height genetics boost - increases your height by up to 6 inches(you choose how much within that), you stay totally in ratio with the rest of your body, not like some height surgery shit with jack skellington legs
2
>You get to steal any one persons physique/aesthetics/genetics/inserts, but you keep your height and mass and have to build the muscle yourself
3
>You are automatically 2x as strong as other guys are your height/weight due to your god-tier strength genetics...
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gay thread
>>37893172
>couldn't even decide
brainlet detected. looks like you should pick 5
>>37893181
>thread has only just begun and OP is already mad
topkek
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>Height genetics boost - increases your height by up to 6 inches(you choose how much within that), you stay totally in ratio with the rest of your body, not like some height surgery shit with jack skellington legs
2
>You get to steal any one persons physique/aesthetics/genetics/inserts, but you keep your height and mass and have to build the muscle yourself
3
>You are automatically 2x as strong as other guys are your height/weight due to your god-tier strength genetics...
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7.
/thread
>>37890664
I´ll go with 5. Discipline/motivation is something I´ve been working on most of my life, still young so I should definetely think big.
Being smarter helps too.
>>37890664
7. I like pretty much everything about myself but my bank is sad.
[spoiler]I'll make a man out of you[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXq5X1nWMSM
I don't even know why this is on my list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsNnUAyfd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i8qXE0Ugpo
Anyone saw the beginner course called fundamentals (not foundations) from gymnastic bodies? What's in it?
>>37887103
where?
>>37887103
That's not how you hang yourself.
bump
Last 2 digits of your post will be your new bf% the next time you wake up.
>>37880778
Yeah, 78% sounds about right
>its muh genetics!
ok
Anybody else here lift because they are a male rape victim?
>>37891028
no...
what happened dood
>>37891028
yes me
i remember the night, the air was crisp and cold. I was raped in my asshole then the next day i got a gym membership
>>37891028
No but I was molested at the age of 6 by my 18-year-old female babysitter.
Anon, girl just told me she's outta my league. What to feel? What to do? What to respond? Pic Related. That's me.
delete your shitty thread
>>37888931
You could definitely use a cut.
But she is just fucking with you.
>>37888931
It's a shit test. She's trying to see if you'll get insecure or blow it off. She's trying to see if you're high test or not.
Champion edition
http://powerliftinggeneral.com/
shitposters out
Second for Trappy-Chan a best girl.
I claim this thread in the name of Panzer
this is my thread and I grant everyone permission to post in it BUT twinkfrey
His posts are to be deducted from the post counter and any thing said by him will not be counted as relevant and is to be ignored
"riots not diets" edition
Reddit, I know, but I love reading medical horror stories.
>>37885070
Another and by far my favorite.
who here /JoeysWorldTour/
Read the Sticky and ask all questions ITT
Have slight Pectus Excavatum (don't google it, you'll get horrific results).
Anyway, I've got a case of flared ribs.
What do?
how big to get beefore getting gf
i like doing my exercises like this
squat
bench
back
squat
bench
back
as compared to
squatx5
benchx5
backx5
is there a benefit in doing these exercises one way vs the other?
>>37884345
my friend has that. i mean unless it fucks up your lifts/life "get over it". if it really bothers you itll probably need surgery or something
What do you do when a girl checks you out at the gym?
>>37881617
I grunt and beat my chest like a silverback gorilla and mate with her in the squat rack while screaming LIGHT WEIGHT BABY and taking 4 scoops of jack3d
>>37881617
>Girl looks at me
>"Y-you too..."
What the fuck am I doing at a gym?
>ctrl-c "mir"
>0 results found
It's like you're forgetting why we lift, /fit/?
>lifting ~3 months
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
>visiting dad in hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>mention I eat tuna for breakfast...
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>work at mcdicks
>see three 8/10s on front counter
>doing dishes so decide to take off work shirt so just wearing tank and apron
>casually go help my buddy in grill
>hear "ooooh muscles" from front counter
>turn and smile
Mirin.jpg
only when gays start mirin', you have made it
>>37881579
>lifting ~3 months
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
>3 months
>cycle
wat? am I being baited?
Why haven't you accepted the vasectomy lifestyle?
See Czech girl teach the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmyiyHbo-20
>Purposefully removing myself from the gene pool
Nice try
I'd be willing to fund with my taxes free vasectomies for niggers and shitskin migrants
I don't want them to put two holes in my balls, how about that czech girls gets her tubes tied? Doesn't sound so fun now does it?
Who here /military/?
>>37878445
AIRBORNE PARATROOPER jumping down to fuck bitches.
Who here /slave/?
FTFY
>>37878445
>2016
>fighting for your corrupt government
5'4 145lbs
>>37877834
You're welcome breh
5'8 160 lbs.
Which picture is better, this one
>>37877834
Nice, looking cute, snapchat? Do you roleplay santa claus by any chance?
>>37877834
>5'4