Steroids and osteoporosis, a match made in heaven.
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.
The Ultimate High-Test song:
>not listening to this for instant test boost
Low test faggots GTFO
20 yrs old
2 weeks lifting
i used to lift a year ago for 6 months
and a year before that for 6 months and prior to that i did calisthenics too and wrestling since im 16 but i got back after 1 year back 2 weeks ago
pic related 10 days ago
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Goal body thread
/fit/ humor thread
Steroids general. Old thread ded
does she have a feminine cock though?
>finally force myself to go to the gym despite extreme anxiety
>attractive female is at the front desk
>immediately walk back to my car, drive home, and watch anime while eating a tub of ice cream instead
Is there a way to lose weight without going to the gym?
>running out of money to pay for college
>relying on fafsa and possibly loans
>just finished semester
>life sucks, my friends moved away and living is generally boring and mundane
>finals are coming to a close and i'm ready to dedicate the summer solely to getting shredded
>marines recruiter from my high school messages me on fb
(convo sum up)
"Hey man how's it going?"
"Alright I guess"
"You don't sound too enthusiastic"
"Things have just been slow and paying for school is getting bleak"
>at this point he offers to call me and we talk for a bit
>he asks me qualifying questions
>i pass with flying colors since i have no life other than school and the gym
>he tells me i can do computer related work in the marine core and 100% of my tuition can be covered
>i think it's too good to be true
>he says since i already completed a year, in addition to the credits i'll already be getting from the military, it's realistic i can get a bachelor's rather than just an associates
>i can escape this shitty civilian existence and be something
He wants me to come to the recruiting office on Monday to just talk. Has anyone in the military found it to be beneficial to your career/schooling? Will I see military gains?
My family is Muslim and they're generally not comfortable with the military but I'm beginning to brush away from them since my father refused to pay for my schooling.
What would you do guys?
Avoid the marines if you're muslim. The Marines are practical a redneck frat version of the Army. You should join the Air Force if you're looking to coast through while they pay for college.
i don't see how it makes a difference. if im just doing a non combat tech job, then i'm not violating my religion in the slightest
>this is the face
>this is the height
Of someone who call pull more fanny than a bitch like you.
Like the title says, just post your height, weight, and caloric intake. Freedom Units only. Curious as to what people eat. You can include picture too if you want idgaf
>5'8" 158lbs 3000cal/day
Some people say I need to eat way more, but I'd rather die than get fat
i miss you bro.
So anon, do you have any hobbies?
How much do you weight?
Is it a meme?
>walk into gym
>SOON I'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD
>walk into gym
>pull out my phone and blast my best patrician taste in an attempt to purify all these plebs
No one reacted. One guy asked for the band name.
Post shit that helped you break PRs.