like if i were to just do pushups and shit would i hit a ceiling pretty quick?
>>37048829
Depends how long your arms are, and how explosive your shits are. A combination of long arms and explosive shits will make it easier to hit the ceiling
>>37048867
>Depends how long your arms are
pretty long
>and how explosive your shits are
comparable to nukes
anyone got real experience on this? i live in the middle of nowhere and cant afford person equipment atm. im trying to get cut just without it.
>>37048867
>explosive shits
what?
My little 15yo brother just started going to the gym and has no idea what to do.
He doesn't want to look like some kind of hulk but lean and fit.
What would you suggest?
>>37048708
He looks good for a 15yo
MODS
I hate when I lift weights and accidentally become the hulk :///////////
I'm 5'8. I've been doing SL5x5 for 3 months. I've gone from 47kg to 55. I just found out my form has been wrong for every single lift and with correct form I can only just do the bar for everything except squats and deadlift.
I've wasted all this fucking time. In 3 months I've gone from skeleton that can't lift the bar to skinny t-rex that can only just lift it. My uni gym closes at the end of this month so I won't be able to use barbells again until September.
I'm fucked bros. I'm going to be a skeleton forever...
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>>37048688
Chin up. If you give up, you'll never escape skeletonmode, but as long as you keep working, you'll still have a chance. If you don't have barbells, do bodyweight religiously in the largest quantities you can manage. Lift sandbags, rocks, gallon jugs, whatever the hell you have lying around. You are only limited by your own creativity here.
Are you a girl?
It took me 8 months to get a decent squat and is lmao low bar too
>backwards hats make you instantly approachable
wtf /fit/
I usually wear a beanie to the gym because my hair is too long. I changed to pic related yesterday to mix it up
Wore it forwards and people I've seen at the gym for years were looking and making eye contact
flipped it backwards for OHP and people started talking to me almost immediately. Girl approached me to chat within 2 mins, this ex army SF guy who always thought I was a faggot started talking to me and we worked in squat together
my workout...
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>>37048661
>NRA
That hat made you a magnet for white trash. Kudos?
>>37048713
nah I'm South Dakota m8, everyone here loves guns and pretty much everyone is middle class or higher
>>37048789
Middle class in South Dakota is like 20k a year tho lol
Is 1pl8 barbell curl the natty limit?
Not even close. I do sets of 5 with 135 when I'm doing barbell curls and my biceps aren't huge. Dumbbell curls with 60's
>>37048528
>sets of 5
>bicep curls
Why?
>>37048528
>tfw I curl 30's and my biceps are bigger than yours
feels goodman
Cardio: before or after your weightlifting workout?
After
>>37048363
Αfter, duh
It helps to make a straw poll for such threads, OP
Why lift when it's all about the muzzle velocity?
>>37048361
>Muzzle velocity
Are you saying I should do hip thrusts ?
>>37048361
>posing with airsoft guns
Dude dont joke he might break into your house and silence you.
So ex-skellies how your life changed after becoming fit and bigger? Are you able to sleep with better looking women? Do newly met people threat you diffrently? Current skelly here - I'm able to fuck 6-7/10 and very rarely 8-9/10 but the more attractive ones always ditch me, while the average looking always fall in love with me.
>>37048349
why are manlets always aesthetic af?
>>37048405
Romans, Greeks and Vikings were manlets too.
5'8-6' is the perfect male height
>>37048643
for aesthetics, yeah
>tfw just hit 1plate
Pics or gtfo
>>37048344
gj 1pl8 bicep curls are pretty good desu
1 pl8 barbell flies? Nice man.
>Night out
>Taking Creatine
Holy shit you guys, i was shaking when i woke up, hungover as fuck.
Just slept a bit, still a bit drunk-ish and been drinking 1.5L of water now.
Nobody told me creatine would make me fucking pass out after a night out drinking
You need to drink lots of water on creatine and drinking alcohol dehydrates you.
>>37048252
That, i know, but not that the side effects of mixing both was so devestating.
>>37048239
It doesn't.
What else have you changed in your diet. Most likely you're just more dehydrated.
I suppose in theory when you first start to load creatine, your muscles are going to soak up water making less available for your liver and kidneys to do their jobs. Increase water intake for a few weeks until your muscles reach saturation and you'll be fine.
help /fit/
I want to make it so bad. After any large meal or even a drop of alcohol, they call my name. Convince me to forgo darts 5ever.
>>37048074
Quitting is easy, stop being a little bitch.
>>37048074
waste of money
also your dick will get bigger if you quit. no joke, they affect blood flow.
>>37048074
I'm 3.5 weeks in going cold turkey. I sleep better, feel better in the morning, and the girl I've been talking to noticed it. You got this anon
Okay /fit/ I need some help with my deadlift. Currently at 335 max and I'm looking for 405 by september. I think that's achievable. Anyway, I'm worried that I'm not programming correctly for proper progression. Currently I'm deadlifting 2-3x a week, never working above 80% of my 1rm. I usually do singles, but I try to do maybe 5-10 over the course of a couple hours (home gym). I feel like my training has little direction. What programs/routines helped you with your diddy the most? Is a 70lb increase possible in ~4months? I'm not scared of hard work,...
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Bump with our heros
:D
531 by wendler, bigger increases, no rest week
What should my lifts be at before I stop doing SS
1RM of 1/2/3/4 plates for press/Bench/squat/diddy
More or less. If you reached none of those, keep doing it.
If you haven't reached squat, keep doing it.
If you reached squat+diddy, stop doing it.
If you reached squat+any other combo, you decide.
>>37048327
what if my goal is ottermode
>>37048340
actually I should say "athletic"
> 10/10 girl starts doing yoga in front of you
> mfw i have to awkwardly look off to the side and I can't look forward now while doing my workout or I'll be looking straight at her fucking ass
Thanks a lot you fucking succubus
>>37047639
>Caring this much
>>37047639
>not looking to increase test levels
Never gonna make it
What are you 15 years old? Its not illegal to look at someone you raging faggot. Girls who wear those pants want you to look, they just act disgusted when they catch you looking because they don't want other girls to know that they enjoy the attention
I'm going to Tim Hortons in a few minutes. What should I get?
>>37047589
A bullet to the head eh
>>37047589
medium double double and their new chocolate whoopie pie donut
if you want a /fit/ meal, their chicken bacon wrap is good. 380 calories, 26g of protein
Iced cappucino