Do rubs have calories?
Please tell me my food looks good so I can eat it.
sexy af 10/10 would fuck that bowl
>>37235238
Depends if there's sugar in the rub or not.
I'm not gay, but lets say I want to fuck a girly-looking bottom dude right in the ass. Should I hit the gym and get ripped or should I just cut like a madman and become a girly-looking bottom dude too? Which would you find more attractive if, hypothetically, you were gay? Again, I'm not gay. I'm just asking out of curiosity.
Go on craigslist and get some dude to suck you off
>>37235191
Does that really work? Have you tried it? Not that I'm going to. Just asking, you know.
You are gay dude
I'm on a cut right now, these are my current macros on an average day.
I'm pretty sure I don't have enough fat, and have too much carbs. What are some foods with high fat and low carbs I can eat to correct this?
167pounds 5'7 manlet.. Here are my macros for cutting
>>37234789
eggs, meats, cheeses
>>37234789
Holy fuck thats some fucking terrible macro ratios
>>37235055
this is worse
wtf are you faggots doing
What's the best method for getting a six pack. Pic related, literally me.
read the sticky lardass
lost weight you fucking retarded person
>>37234708
You would think that someone with such a beer belly would know how to buy a 6 pack
Buy a hammer and hit yourself LIGHTLY in the shins, above the kneecaps and wherever else you want to see growth before bed for 3 months. Have a very gentle hand when doing this. You want to create small cracks in your bones over time, effectively breaking them, but not to the point where you lose functionaility. When you heal up, your bones will be thicker, and you'll gain a little bit of length in the broken areas.
Do this repeatedly for years and you'll keep growing, even past puberty.
It's the same principle that applies when people get into things like...
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>>37234604
Oh yes I forgot to specify, in my year of doing this, I'm doing hammer hits 3 months on, 3 months off. So 6 total months of hammer hits before bed a year.
Supporting evidence:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/leg-lengthening-patient-hopes-grow-33-inches-painful/story?id=19451057
>>37234604
jesus christ
I kind of want to try this but I'm scared I'd hit a joint instead of my bone. I think I'm going to test it out with hits in the middle of my shins.
>24yo virgin beta mangina here.
>Raised by single mother, been obese 90% of life, no male role models.
>Swallowed red pill and realized I need to man up.
>I've lost over 100 lbs in 9 months.
>Been lifting for 5 months.
>Started 320, now at 215.
>No longer obese I guess.
>Prob be around ~6 more months before I meet weight...
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>>37234542
Well done, OP! From this day until infinity!
>>37234542
Lose more weight first. You still need to raise your sexual market value. Most chicks that'll settle for a fat guy are fat themselves. You are definitely above land wale material though.
Keep lifting OP and the gainz will deliver.
>>37234542
Keep up the great work for yourself not the whores.
I've been submerging myself in a lot of fitness stuff the past few months, trying to eat, drink, shit fitness knowledge. I've still got a ways to go to get down to a healthy bodyfat percentage, but here's my thing:
Weight loss is supposedly 99.9% about calories in vs calories out correct? There's a bagillion ways to split hairs over it, but ultimately this is the final verdict.
However, I see a lot of people who complain and can't get rid of "that last bit of fat" or whatever, especially when they're trying to get abs.
Are...
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bumping this, also interested
>>37234540
>Are these people just having trouble controlling their diet?
In 9/10 scenarios this is the case, referring to everyone not already ~-8% or so. Even at 10% you should be able to continue to drop BF through basic TDEE deficit. Those that fall in this bracket and are saying the deficit stopped working is usually because they haven't re-calculated their TDEE and created a new target deficit from that. Ex: If a guy has a TDEE of 2500 at 14% BF, he decides to -500cals a day,...
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>>37234691
thank you bro, this is helpful
>on a cut, literally having wet dreams about junk food
>tfw Chad is fucking a hot, sexy, greasy pizza while I eat a limp lettuce leaf
JUST
Last night I fucked my gf for 2 hours after we shared 3 boxes of meat lovers pizza and watched Game of Thrones.
Fuck off.
>>37234184
while YOU eat HOURS at THE gym, PIZZA eats chad AND your ONEITIS
>>37234593
Hot.
Tuesday night:
>I ate pot roast with red beets and cheesy potatoes
>Had the shits with vomiting that lasted about 15-20 minutes about a half hour after I ate.
>Startes pooping small, watery, bloody clumps (about 1-2 cm) of what I assumed to be leftover waste or beets with no pain while it passed, and the (mild) bleeding stopped after one wipe
Wednesday morning:
>I've been having mild cramping that comes and goes (A 1-2 on a scale through 10)....
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>>37234005
You drink or smoke son? Probably an ulcer or uc/chronnes/chronic something.
>>37234005
because of the quick onset it's probably
http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/food-poisoning/staph-food-poisoning-topic-overview
>>37234080
Ocassional drinker (usually just 1), but I never smoked. My mom used to be a heavy smoker when I was younger, but she's well on her way to quitting since.
>>37234095
Possible, but not likely; my mom brought dinner over to my place and she (along with my girlfriend) ate the meal with no consequences. If that were the case, all three of us would have gotten it.
Jeff the humble!
Well he is pretty shredded desu
What an insufferable cunt.
>>37233921
He has the face of a triggered tranny
How did fitness improve your life? For me it gave some kind of purpose to wake up everyday looking forward to something. When I wasn't studying or was unemplyed, I didn't really have much to do, so I ended up playing all day never going outside besides maybe on weekends to drink. Now that I started jogging and going to the gym, I have been able to go outside almost everyday for that precious sweet air.
>>37233889
it just gave me something else to be autistic about
thanks moot
>>37233906
Were all gonna make it
>>37233889
It made me come here and shitpost on /fit/ everyday. Everyone at the office now knows me as that weird guy on 4chan looking at naked male bodies on the CBT thread.
Not sure where the improvement part comes in.
>Be me
>Have simple tastes
>Nothing in my life is more expensive than BJJ ($150/m)
>Need to afford rent, food and keep enough to be mildly entertained
>Realize that a bachelors degree (STEM) is just a meme
>Have to take out a loan to go back and get a master's degree so that I can be financially stable
>MFW
What lift is best for getting rid of crippling sadness?
Suicide grip 30lbs more than your bench PR and hope no one comes
What exactly did you major in
>falling for the STM meme
Should really just be E
Anyone got that screencap of the news story where a /fit/izen told a newscaster his name was "Myron Gaines" and got them to think Creatine was an illegal drug or whatever?
Also best of /fit/ thread.
Still want that screen of the guy who did a hilarious pose thinking it showed off his body well, then a shitton of people copy him.
Has any of you anons used a 24 Hour Fitness gym? Is it any good or should I look for another gym?
>>37233732
Been going to one for 3 years. It's solid. Can't compare to other gyms because I've never been to any other gym before.
Ive never had a problem with it though. Plenty of benches, racks and weights at the one I go to.
I go to one in South Florida, the convenience is worth it and even though mine is a little small they have all the equipment I need. Plus it's dead in the off hours 9PM-9AM
It's pretty good. The only thing I hate is there's always only one Power/Squat rack which can be annoying. Good place to lift though.
Come on /homos/.
https://discord.gg/0xpRtOeKmT9TXbQ4
full homos only
>>37233574
Full of kool guys.
Please no more pajeets.
Come in you fags, and say hi.