Get up from your chair! Go do as many pushups as possible! Report the number here!
It's embarrassing. The fact that there are 13 year olds in middle school who are stronger than I've ever been makes me feel so inferior. I unfortunately don't have the motivation or money or genetics needed to improve myself and am cursed with being an omega neet forever.
>That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
What kind of (gym) shorts would you wear to the gym(shorts)?
Maybe gym shorts? Fucking r9k go home.
>that guy who wears tennis shoes while squating
How the fuck do you guys shave your body without ending up like this?
Sup /fit, have I escaped DYEL mode?
What headphones do you use at the gym?
used to have a pair of M6 pros, great sound for the price and very comfortable.
tried out the Jaybirds X2 and being wireless is pretty amazing. getting the fit just right takes a bit of tweaking but once you get it, you will forget you have headphones on. highly recommend them. Might sell them to try out the newest model.
I only use the most patrician headphones for maximum sound quality and maximum gains.
There was this exchange about him. Is this an accurate assessment of him?
"Is he known for having a woman's ass?"
"that's pretty much all he's known for, he was terrible even by mets standards and our catchers are awful"
This was in my uni lecture
Is muscle tone a myth?
Were we all lied to?
I fucking give up.
I'm not a manlet, I have a pretty attractive face and my frame is decent to say the least though it really improved after I started serious lifting for three years.
Right, hahaha /fit/ I have all three then I should be able to get a gf.
And I can get the first part of it, dates, even make a girl start to fall for me because I'm not a social autist either.
But despite all of this god played the cruelest joke of all, he let forces outside his control take a hold on my brain.
I'm talking about schizophrenia.
Anti-psychs help but no amount will stop the inevitable bouts of psychosis from relapsing
I try to keep my disease hidden for as long as I can from the girls I date but it will always slip through, and they're stuck scared and treating me like I'm a fucking cancer patient.
Even the ones I try to tell it to and claim they can deal with it always start to shy away after the first time I get really bad.
I can see it in their eyes, they're looking for the first chance to dump me.
Thank you universe. Good shit.
Why is it that most people can bench more than they can barbell row, but dumbbell press less than they can one arm dumbbell row?
-a confused /fit/izen
>going to the shrink for alleged depression
>prescribes Wellbutrin and exercise
>at least an hour a day, at least 5 days a week
>hate going out in public, only feel comfortable at work or in my car
>can only go to the gym during peak hours
>afraid to death of people staring or making an ass out of myself
>sweating bullets just thinking about it
I've always thought you guys had a fun board with top-notch memes, now I must join your ranks and I'm terrified
Realize people are just as fucked up as you, they just have experience in talking to other people.
Once you subconsciously understand that people are as ridiculous as you are, it makes it easier to be around them
basically this. the world is full of absurdity, everybody is dealing with their own bullshit like you, nobody is paying attention to what you're doing, the spotlight isn't on you, nobody cares what you're doing
realizing this is pretty fucking liberating and makes interacting with others way easier
As the other guys in the gym, lemme tell you that we don't give a flying fuck about you as long as you're not in our favourite squat rack.
Good luck sorting your stuff out anon, hope you make it.
/fit/ what is wrong with me? I've been drinking somewhere around 3gallons of water everyday for the past 3 years. Apparently this is enough to cause damage to my body and potentially death. Why have I not felt any effects of "water intoxication"? Has my body just adjusted to this amount? Am I a fish?
How's the cut /fit/?
Why does Rich Piana swear so much? He sounds like a 13 year old
it's how stupid people in America talk
they have nothing of value to say so they add a "fucking" to every sentence
though I'm just guessing about Piano man since I've never been interested enough to watch his vids...
Alright /fit/, someone here has to know how to cook moist chicken breast. Explain your method and why it works.
Is this keto?