>The AspireAssist allows patients to remove about 30% of the food from the stomach before the calories are absorbed into the body, causing weight loss.
>FDA approved
CHAD is eating PIZZA and then DRAINING to look SHREDDED while you COUNT calories and look SHIT
>would rather get a tube surgically inserted into your stomach than develop some self control.
baka
>>37634920
>Chad
>doing this
I doubt it anon. This is mainly for fatties and whats worse is this is only going to make them fatter.
So basically getting a colostomy bag for your stomach. Fats should be sterilized and taxed into poverty.
>plan to go to gym
>get dressed
>set playlist
>get in car
>jk del taco
>home, eat, netflix
> no gym
Why do I do this?
>>37634820
You're the human equivalent of a pile of garbage.
>>37634830
this
Confusing those muscles, nice
>tfw I just had a PIZZA
>tfw I can already feel my jawline growing, height increasing and hairline advancing
mfw
>>37634798
Chad pls go
Jawline and chin look like a peepee
>>37634798
that has to be the weirdest jawline I've ever seen
Have you ever compared your own body to that of a fictional character?
As in "if her butt looks like that, and she was created by men, that must mean that is an ideal butt worshipped by men".
http://www.strawpoll.me/10542521
>>37634783
I take all my goal body aspirations from the femanons who post "high estrogen" threads, they want strong bear mode men, so that's what I strive for.
>>37634795
wait, there are threads where strong bear mode men are posted?
>women are actually this autistic and insane
How big would you say his arms are here?
Biceps in general.
>>37634617
Big enough to hold me down and pound my boipussy
14"s
It's my birthday brehs.
I have no friends, only people I really talk to are you guys. Just hoping for a happy birthday while I head to the gym. Hoping to get that new OHP pr today. Hoping I won't feel so alone today.
Ur gonna make it anon
Hey buddy
Happy Birthday - I hope you have an excellent week
happy bday bro
Are trap bar diddlys a meme /b/ros?
>>37634458
I always feel like I hit different groups when I use them. But fuark do I lift a hell of a lot more. Also I feel like a get a better workout.
So much easier to hold onto and grade A for farmer walks
>>37634458
if trap bar deadlifts hit quads and conventional deadlifts hit glutes and hamstrings, could you just do only those two?
I saw this picture and it made me fucking rage. I need to let it out.
>tfw she gets to raid the beaches of Normandy while you shitpost on a Japanese Image Posting Forum
That's a cool vehicle though
>>37634320
OC??? No way.
>>37634320
>when you're so fat they give you tank tracks to ride around on
What is a good easy in a certain term way to lose upper body fat?
>>37634204
READ THE STICKY YOU FUCKTARD
Eat a teaspoon of grapeseed oil every day and suck your own cock
>>37634204
You can't spot reduce fat
Eat less, move more
What is the real purpose of an EC stack? Is it just a hunger suppressant or is there any real science behind how it can target fat loss? Is it just a poor man's DNP?
shameless bump
>>37634177
safer than dnp. ephedrine is basically just speed, so it burns fat. caffeine, i'm guessing aids the effects from ephedrine to make it more useful for lifting.
>>37634342
Nope, DNP is harmless.
> talk with boss about lateral raise
> he gives me a literal raise
> now I'm making twice as much as I used to
anyone had this happen to them?
>Talk about deadlifts with boss
>He sends me to a branch office in a different city in a snap
>>37634161
Excellent funpost, anon
Here, for u
>>37634161
>talk to supervisor about skullcrushers
>get 6 months of paid vacation
/fit/, what do you think of the fleshlight?
good goyim. fuck it.
It's alright, I got one that you can mount to smooth surfaces.
Not much to say, it's a bit more enjoyable than your hand but it's an ordeal to setup (gotta wash it, lube it, fuck it, wash it, hide it) ect.
When the end result is just you wanting to cum and get it out of the way, it's pretty fucking bad.
Also if you have deathgrip from fapping for many years, it'll feel like shit compared to your hand since it's not nearly as tight as your hand.
>>37634009
Go to the eternal ona-hole threads on >>>/jp/, they'll give you some great advice.
Should I cut or bulk to make my abs more visible?
>inb4 lol dyel
>>37633967
You should stop fucking with gravity for starters
>>37633967
try again
>>37633976
First post best post.
>Start lifting
>Make pretty solid gains for three months
>Get bored
>Quit
>Next year
>Start lifting
>Getting to my old maxes, muscle memory is working
>Get bored
>Quit
Repeat two more times.
Does anyone ever wonder what they would look like if they had consistently lifted...
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Try again, but when you reach that point remember the regret.
There comes points where for a week or two straight you will want to give up. If you get past those phases it's not as much of a grind anymore.
>>37633922
Never gonna make it.
Nope because im not a faggot who is never going to make it
>tfw thick scarring bacne
>tfw no matter how shredded I get I will always have shitty skin
>tfw none of the acne pills the derm gave me are working
I know this feel. Ass and face acne just wont go. Its a shame, i got a nice face and cute butt but they will always be marred.
Accutane didn't work??
>>37633884
swim in the ocean.