>12 round snoozefest
>only punches to head or body
>can only end early via KO or surrender
>free hugs and running around
>would literally get killed in an MMA fight
pussies
>but anon, mma is so violent, not like boxing
Great thread op.
MMA is only good in MMA though. And I'd rather get hit by a guy who practices MMA than a boxer... All things being equal.
Explain this to me /fit/ : how come this fat neck beard was able to score an above average girl while you're still alone because you're an autistic faggot who can't even talk to a cashier without spilling the spaghetti? Face it, lifting is useless unless you have PERSONALITY, CONFIDENCE and CONTENTMENT
>>37799392
Because being to get a single questionably attractive woman is not impressive. It's when you have choice among attractive woman it's impressive. Also most likely he is the beta in the relationship and doesn't command respect
he's a rich pro wrestler
Of course personality is very important unless you are literally an abomination. Sadly people on /fit/ like blaming shit on things they can't change in order to not even try to be better. In reality most of you guys just need to be more charismatic to get really attractive women
that low bar """squats""" aren't real squats.
>>37795368
>implying we dont know
low bar squat is just a meme we use to troll newfags along with ss and gomad
>>37795368
but i want to have juicy manbutt
>>37795368
if ur deadlifting theres no point in low bars lel
cheating frauds general
>freedom edition
prev >>37794752
Manlets are for steroids
Faggot
>>37800943
>GF and I trying to eat 13lbs of brisket by ourselves
Building a smoker was my best idea so far
can pct make your sweat smell very bad? my armpits have been smelling like PURE CANCER
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
pic related. It's me.
>>37799093
This isn't /b/. Please go back to your board and post your obvious b8 there
>>37799093
Now all you need is a dick.
Oh, wait... you are one.
the only thing you'd snap is your chocolate kitkats that you cant stop fucking eating you fat fuck
Sterons General
>Coach confirmed white knight internet beta like the rest of us
>estp is still a whore
Old
>>37787856
>>37794752
B-Bernie Sanders?
>>37794716 #
>jj-just fooling! Totally fooled you all!! I wasn't really replying to every comment she posts and emailing her in private and sending photos
Manlet faghots with osteoporosis are jelly of coach for some reason
FAT HATE GENERAL
https://youtu.be/9VhY_VfD2yM
I never knew there's a show about a bean bag and her life. RIP TLC. I officially lost all hope in humanity because of TLC.
>Mfw this bean bag show has multiple SEASONS
Fucking disgusting, I'm 10lbs overweight but letting yourself get that fat just makes you a shitty human bean.
There's this fat guy in my gym who wears those monkey fitness shirts and a squat suit and a belt and walks around drinking preworkout during his workout so he can squat like 315.
Which is more than I can squat, but why does every fat fuck who picks up a barbell think he's suddenly a powerlifter?
FACT: if you wouldn't fuck both of these women then you literally gay nigga damn
>>37783924
that bitch ugly
how am I looking. have been working out for 5 years.
Where is the after picture?
>>37782986
he's a natty lifter dumbass. thats as good as it gets.
>>37783000
You're delusional. With any kind of consistent adherence to a program and caloric surplus, he should look a lot better after 5 years even if he is natty. This guy looks dyel.
/fit/ humor - anyone?
>>37781678
>>37781678
i would humor just, ask if wanted i rep for max one
Old one archived recently.
805 reporting in.
315 Bville YMCA here
what are you, a faggot?
>>37781518
OP. no... no I am not.
How did he REALLY die /fit/?
>>37800790
fanatic muslims killed him when they found out he was an atheist
Chestbrah backstabbed him for the fame
Sharky killed him
Who here /irredeemably weak/?
>TFW 145 squat
>TFW struggle to shoulder press 25lb dumbbells
>TFW deadlift 195
>TFW lat pulldown 120lb x 8 at most
>TFW cant even bench 115
Honestly feels demotivating seeing old people or women stronger than you. I can't even make eyecontact with people. I want to cry.
Am I the weakest on /fit/?
>>37798451
I have heard stories of people unable to bench the empty bar.
Idk if that was memeing or truth
calm down nancy, everyone starts somewhere
i could barely bench the bar (literally had to have a dude spot me with the fucking) when i started
fucking around with 10 lb dumbbells doing curls while my friends were right next to me with 30s or higher in their hands. bros don't care dude, everyone at the gym knows you're their trying to get better. keep at it, we bereeve in u
Some random retarded youtuber my lil bro likes apparently went from left to right in 90 days.
In general, are the fatass to fit memes in a short amount of time theoretically possible if you worked out and hit your macros religiously?
Your lil bro should be looking up to you and you should not be asking retarded questions
>>37797969
No
Not in 90 days
>>37797969
If he had that muscle already underneath the fat and did PSMF+cardio+DNP it's possible yeah
To you guys who drink coffee on a daily basis, do you ever get in those little slumps?
If you do, how do you cope with it? I usually just drink more coffee, but then I just have to keep drinking more coffee. It's almost like a high.
>>37792243
I know just what you mean. Sometimes I'll just make and drink coffee when I'm bored and don't know what to do. It absolutely is a high. Sometimes after I've just been moping around the house getting all jacked up on coffee I'll go burn off all that energy doing some HIIT or go for a long bike ride.
If I don't drink coffee I honestly feel depressed and moody.
>>37792435
I hate that shit.
No bully edition.
Powerliftinggeneral.com
>tfw got bullied in the last edition
kek it's okay though cause I'm gonna do some squats tomorrow and cardio today
>>37802372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79mdzFhG6UM
>>37802372
Dude that's sick