Ok, /fit/, what is the best way to tone the upper body?
I've been doing serious curls, chest presses of many forms, chest flys, as well as numerous agility workouts that are ab workouts and chest workouts..
Yet I have little spots of "flab" on my chest and stomach. I'm not fat, I'm in well shape. However, my upperbody is nothing close to being toned and being close to pic related.
Some of my friends take steriods and tone up in a coupe weeks, but I'm not going down that road. What is a way I can really tone my upper body, both...
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>>34881001
Cut to a 18 BMI and do a split.
>>34881001
>my legs are taken care of because I ride mike back
Mike is my favorite power bottom.
nice b8 m8
I need a bubble butt for high test bf as fast as possible. What would be the best routine to get the most perfect ass ever?
>>34880987
Sitting on my face
;)
Plz respond
There was this chick at my gym today with one best asses I've ever seen, doing like 8 sets of squats for 6 reps. I'm not saying that is the most efficient, but if it's all that chick is doing, then it's definitely working. Also saw her doing lunges when I left.
>>34881022
How much did she squat?
What's wrong with this routine? It keeps getting criticism here on /fit/.
Bump for knowledge.
>>34880875
> keeps getting criticism here on /fit/
and that criticism is never applied by person that usually posts this
>>34880875
HERE
WE
GO
I just ate 25 Brazil nuts. Delicious
What's /fit/'s view on Brazil nuts after lifting
>>34880786
I just wanna know which brazilian man had only one testicle.
>>34880786
All i know about them is my grandpa called them nigger toes
>>34880786
Tastes like wood...
I've been drinking Muscle Milk for almost a month now and I'm so fucking hungry. I've LOST weight. When does this shit start to help?
Have you tried eating food to go with your muscle milk?
Do you eat food?
>>34880764
yup, muscle milk. The cause of and solution to all your gainz issues. Didn't the sustained source of energy give away the fact this is fucking shit?
Also, a light version? So you can drink twice as much? Fucking pricks like you deserve to be extorted.
When did you hand in your natty card?
I did today when I purchased this, the effect it has on your ions wont show up in blood tests will it?
Cut your nails.
Considering that the company bankrupted charged with fraud and false advertisement I think you are fine
>>34880734
>tfw one of my friends bought those telling me he'd get in way better shape than me and my lifting
GOMAD comfirmed real by a real MUTANT.
>>34880693
That's like a roider saying GOMAD works, anything works for that bitch.
Guess he's leaving humanity behind
>>34880945
>decline bench
>do it anyway
>lying tricep extensions
>my triceps don't lie
>bench press
>there's no button
>Deadlifts
>Not lifting old CEO of Nintendo
do you speak to the other regulars at the gym?
ive been going to this gym for 9 months and been keeping myself to myself
Recently a lot of people started to talk to me during my training and I don't even know why.
Keep to myself, I'll say hello to those I've seen for some time.
I can't really talk to anyone if I could because I'm on a time limit, hit the gym and off to work.
Really really hate talking at the gym.
Not trying to act cool or brag but IM one of the biggest dudes there. I constantly get little lost looks like they expect me to talk to them.
I give nods and move on. IM there to work out. Even hot chicks I tend to ignore because guys who sit arund and gawk at girls annoy the fuck out of me.
I'm planning to do my first cycle, I've been lifting for 2 years, and I'm 22yo, it will be 10 weeks long, but I don't know if this would do:
Sustanon 500mg per week
Deca 400mg per week
Tamoxifen 20mg starting on week 2 finishing on week 10.
And as pct Clomid, I would start 10 days after the last shot, 100mg daily for 7 days, and then 50mg for 2 more weeks.
Also, my diet, would it be okay to consume about 700kcal above maintenance, with a 45%carbs, 30%protein, 25% fat?
About training, I'm clueless about how should I train...
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>>34880497
If only there were threads specifically for such questions.
Alas.
>>34880497
I would recommend a Test only first cycle so you can gauge how your body reacts to just Test.
Test-e 500mg/week - 10 weeks
Arimidex 0.25-0.5 mg eod starting week 2
Nolva PCT starting 2 weeks after last test pin 40mg ed for 2 weeks then 20mg ed for 2 weeks
>>34880497
>starting with 1 gram
what happened to god ole 350 test alone cycles
who /nofap/ here
i just lost nofap november
Not gonna lie i thought this was just a meme, but ever since i started no fap im so much more productive. i wake up with wicked rock hard boners every morning and basically always semi chubbing. but when ever i get that crazy horny im gonna mount anything that moves feeling i can transfer that into a workout or something productive.
>>34880470
Good lord.
BREH
if only there was source.
Day 12 of nofap
Pros:
-Feeling clearer, snappier
-sleeping much better
>making some really good life decisions out of nowhere
-Much better mood overall
-positive more outgoing attitude
Cons:
-Trying not to fap out of boredom is getting harder
-Not feeling hornier than normal, I have been asexual for a few years and was hoping this would fix me up, but not yet...
Been thinking I mightve been having low-test this entire time, and nofap is helping, at least in my mind....
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For the height of about 5'11 to 6'1, the approximate measurements are as follows:
Neck 17"
Chest 45"
Waist 36"
Hips 39"
Biceps 16.5"
Forearm 14"
Thigh 23"
Calf 16"
More or less. How close do you come?
18" calves here
>>34880466
Means your calves are too big. Improve yourself.
>>34880449
Idk the rest of my measurements but at 5'11 my neck is 18.5inches
I have to get almost all of my button ups fitted its a pain in the ass no fat on neck and not huge either
Tl;dr im head and shoulders
So why aren't you vegan yet, /fit/?
cause I like meat faggot
fight me
>>34880360
cause I think killing defenseless plants is immoral.
Great done OP! You're the king of meme'ing!
Have you ever seen fighters with gyno? How do they have the balls to go shirtless in front of a crowd? Why don't they just get surgery first?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iSD9l77cWw
How can you stand across from a man like Kimbo Slice with gyno? I just don't understand it. You can see Kimbo sizing him up and practically shaking his head at this guy because of how soft he looks, Kimbo knew the match was his. How can a guy with gyno really feel like the Lion in scenarios like this?
A guy is gonna beat the shit out of you in 10 seconds you sure as hell ain't gonna think about your bitch tits.
Kimbo slice pays all of his opponents to throw thier fights after losing so badly in MMA. Its pretty obvious.
>>34880232
Why the fuck are you spending so much time thinking about man boobs?
Towards the beginning of the semester I started working out a lot more (first time away at college) and ended up getting really bad jock itch on my inner thigh. I narrowed it down to the new underwear I'd bought (boxers that aren't 100% cotton), got rid of them, and started cleaning / drying it a lot daily. The burning / itching went away in a matter of days and it started subsiding a lot.
That was in late August / early September. Now it's November and while it's almost entirely gone, there's still very slight discoloration around the area, like...
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>>34879981
>>34879981
Forgot to mention, pic related is more what it looked like toward the beginning of the semester, and even then it wasn't that bad. It's only very slightly pink.
bro, i had jock itch:
I did two "cycles" of lotrimin, i noticed stuff peeled off after the first but there was still a red mark where it was so i thought it was still there. long story short Im pretty sure that there is still discoloration after the fungus is gone, cause i stopped treating it a year ago and it hasnt come back. btw you dont get jock itch just from working out and sweating its a fungus you catch.
Jock itch is just a fungus, and it will spread. Go buy an antifungal or go to the doctor. Look for anything with Amphotericin B in it, and odds are it'll rid it. If you get a subscription, finish the bottle, don't stop taking once you can't see it.