The fucking girls.
THE GIRLS MAN.
We all know crossfit is will snap your shit up and is cancer, but the girls who do it are always fucking hot.
You can grind away in a gold's gym all you want, if you're not in a box you'll never get access to pic related.
If being a kool-aid drinking crossfag means I get to slay pussy like this
You bet your ass I'm signing up.
Post age, sex, bf% if you know it, resting heart rate.
>23.87 yr. old
>330lbs loser with no future or dreams
>find /fit/, motivated to seriously change one last time before suicide
>get a job, enroll in college, fix acne and teeth and poor hygiene, star lifting and counting calories
>year and a half later down to 185lbs, appear reasonably normal in clothes and normies always comment on me looking big despite being less than unremarkable by /fit/ standards
>insecure out of clothes, loose skin's...
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Well now. Next step is learning to cope with partner loss. All relationships have and end. After you experience that and survive you'll be golden.
I tell you this since you say you're 26 without any experience on this ever.
That's pretty awesome bro. Keep it up.
>think about confessing sins and bitching out, but it doesn't feel right anymore
>respond to it like it's just a weight that needs to be lifted
>work on getting her naked
>she gets my shirt off
>make no apologies for lose skin, don't even mention it
>it's really fucking bad, too
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What motivated you to start lifting /fit/
>be me at 15 years old
>go to water park with family
>one ride had a weight limit of 190lbs temporarily
>see tons of fat fucks get denied (there was literally a scale before the ride)
>decide it would be cool af if I got denied because I was solid muscle
>thought of that for a few years before I finally stopped being a lazy fuckboy and started gyming
I realised I needed to be strong enough to save the people I love in an emergency. Hopefully I will never find out.
Come and feel away, my sad cunt brethren.
>Medfag, ECG practice in school's lab.
>Skinny guy who always wants to be the guinea pig in every experiment offers to be the pacient. W/e, he's a funny guy.
>everyone whistles, screams and laughs as he gets on the table and shyly takes his shirt off.
> Random shouts from one classmate to another: Come on, x girl, it's your chance to touch him! or "why are you sweating so much, random girl!". We were all laughing and having fun.
> I aid to put the electrodes. Skinny guy is trembling, he's cold, his nipples are hard as my dick in your mom's mouth last night. lel.
> Once we're done with him, teacher requests another person to be tested.
>Everyone is a fucking autist and don't want to do it, suddenly someone goes. "Dude, come on, you go! You know every girl here wants to see what you got!" And everyone else starts screaming and whistling again.
>Okay, whatever, fuck it! I'm cutting anyways.
>Undo my tie, take coat out, unbutton shirt.
Now, I have to clarify, I'm the only fit person in the classroom, everyone else is skinny/skinny fat and there's only an ex military guy who's like built fat.
>More screams: BOOO! YEAAH!! HMMM, It's getting hot! FIUUU
>I take my shirt out.
>I get on the table and laid down.
>More silence... Everyone is stoic.
>No one fucking wants to help me put the electrodes.
>Everyone is just staring, what the fuck.
>Time passes by, lab teacher is getting impatient.
> I have to put them myself.. Feels bad man.
>Skinny guy from the beggining sees my shame and pities me. He finally helps me with the ecg.
Pretty shitty moment. It was so fucking awkward for me.
They were just in awe.
Here's my sad cunt story:
>be friends, have awesome times
>friend doesn't care
>not first time happen
>feel more worthless
>tfw lifting won't take away the ugly
Fuck off with your weak ass shit.
Never gonna make it with that attitude
tldr; where can I find a /fit/ bf who likes high test womyn? (I ain't fat, but it's bulking season so ass and thighs has it. Feels pear, man.)
I just wanna cook broccoli together, calculate macros with me and spot my squats. And ofc have sweaty high test sex after lifting.
Ain't easy to find such men. Doesn't have to be physically zyzz tier, but some sort of muscles and a similar lifestyle would be goat.
90% will sperg out.
Only 10% have autism.
The rest are just temporarily autistic when meeting a new girl.
Scooby claims to care about exercise safety but teaches all his fans to fuck up their shoulders.
Someone should tell his that you're not supposed to press above your head in that plane (or even worse, behind your head) That'll eventually fuck up your shoulder.
He's a fag got that uses steroids to make up for his incredibly bad form. He's just like everyone else on /fit/. Who cares if people ruin their bodies due to poor instruction, less people in the gym.
Motivational thread initiating
Has anyone here overcome depression?
TRT helped me a lot, but I think I'm one of those people who'll always be depressed to some degree. Still, my life is much better than it used to be and I actually function like a normal human.
Post high test woman
i want to shove my nose directly up her asshole and take long, deep, lung filling inhales for hours on end until i pass out and enter a lucid dream from the powerful aromas where i can continue to do the same
You know the deal
>where did out thread go edition
1.) READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
2.) QUESTIONS THAT AREN'T COVERED BY THE PASTEBIN
>Day [1-5] I'm not feeling it. Is my DNP underdosed?
No, it's called blood buildup and it's normal. Look it up.
>Day 5+ and I'm still not feeling it. Is my DNP underdosed?
Give more info. How much DNP are you taking? You won't feel jackshit if you're only on 250mg. Cold weather and your diet also play a roll in how much you feel.
>Any other NOT FEELING IT YET questions
Heat is not the primary mechanism of DNP. More heat doesn't mean more weight loss.
>Day [1-7] and I haven't lost any weight
>Day [1-7] and I have gained weight
Heavy water retentions in the first week. It's normal.
>Day [7+] and I haven't lost any weight
More info needed. What's your diet like? How big is your deficit? How much DNP are you on? Are you tracking your calories?
>Day [7+] and I have gained weight
All of the above + stop being a fat fuck and eat less.
>Should I take my doses all at once or spread throughout the day?
Doesn't matter. Spread throughout for stable blood levels. All at once for more intense sides at first and less intense sides 12 hours after
>How much time should I wait between cylces.
At the very least do time on = time off.
More is better though, especially if you plan on doing more than 2 cycles. A lot of anons posted that they had less results with time on = time off the second and third time around.
>Day [1-21] and I think I got PN
No you don't. It's all in your head. You don't just wake up with PN. It gradually develops. You'd have to expose yourself to DNP for months at a time to develop PN. This doesn't just happen from one cycle alone.
>Where can I buy this shit?
Fuck you. Read the pastebin before asking questions. All Shills in this thread are to be trusted.
Is it possible to be /fit/ when you smoke weed everyday?
I did it last summer. Not gonna lie it's a lot easier the less you smoke. Drinking a lot of water and using the sauna every other day helped both my tolerance down and lower the "after glow" affect both physically and mentally. Sure as hell helps with bulking.
not everyday but you can let loose and pack bowls once a week. I find the high lingers in my system the morning after and it adds this zen to my boxing routines on Sunday mornings.
>194cm 125kg fat fuck
>Cutting hard for half an year
>lost 21kg already
>hitting a plateau at 104kg
>I'm sure I could lose more weight if I stop eating shit tier food like Ben & Jerrys
>I will never make it
Post the poison that is killing your visible abs.