How did it take for you to make it /fit/?
>>36386685
I feel like you forgot at least one word in that sentence. Try again?
>>36386685
jesus that is an ugly kitchen
>>36386747
>How did it take for you to make it /fit/?
How long did it take for you to make it /fit/?
Did not proof read.
>roiding for this
toenail of peace
write me down his protocol so I can start right away
>>36385845
You can roid and do nothing and look better than him.
5'0 125 lbs Indonesian masterrace. I know I'm a manlet but did I make it though?
Bumpity
>>36385725
>I know im a manlet
Manlet detected
>>36385725
>5'0ft
>manlet
>anything below 5'5 on /fit/ is unheard of
What can i eat as a snack while i'm cutting? Something that fills you up and is low-cals.
Nuts are pretty good for that.
>>36383057
But they are high calories
>>36383057
>Low-cals
>Nuts
wat
Anyone have any great lifting music? Rob bailey aside, and no music about drinking or fucking bitches. Music about pushing yourself or being better. Some good pump stuff.
lol cool description, faggot.
Darude - Sandstorm, seriously.
I'm a young guy who doesn't work out much. I'm pretty tall and skinny as shit. I decided to get into working out. I had worked out before and I enjoyed it. I started a while ago, but stopped due to a minor back injury caused by really poor form. After a few visits to the chiropractor and some rest, I'm fine, but my chiropractor said that working out shouldn't hurt. I thought this was crazy and questioned him about it, but didn't get much else. Whenever I worked out I would push myself pretty hard, I enjoyed the pain. I guess I'm somewhat of...
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>>36387293
there is different kinds of painful, painful muscles aren't the same as painful joints
normally painful joints are very localized pinching pains and muscles are generalized pains
if you have pinching paints you should really, really watch those and get some info in internet about what they could be, because those motherfuckers always get worse and can really fuck you up (like, leaving you months or a year from lifting)
>>36387293
that 'sore as hell and sore in the morning' is just doms (google it). no way an indicator of anything other than you being a weak newfuck to working out
Soreness is fine, sharp pain is what is indicative of injury (or imminent injury)
What you are feeling is a result of being a useless sedentary pile of fuck just getting into lifting. But the fact that the soreness has not caused you to quit is a good sign. Continue lifting, transform yourself into the titan you were meant to be
How do I James Bond mode?
is this possible natty?
Lift occasionally, at least once a week
Only work chest
Get old and kinda fat
>>36387222
>yfw 10 years later you realize he was DYEL all along
what have you done to me /fit/
>>36387245
>thick core
>juicy delts
>solid chest
>nice traps
if you actually think that's DYEL you need to leave this place and never come back
>go on roid
>get jacked
>go to Asia and fuck lots of bitches in Thailand
Living the life, AMA.
Timestamp or gtfo
>>36386097
only trouble with that is that asian girls are naff. south america is where it's at
>>36386097
>being male
>making duckface
>triggering me this hard
>not respecting my safe space
>making me go a big rubbery one
Gosh, jeez.
has anyone noticed a decernable difference between the two? I've been on keto for about half a week now and carbs are calling my name even though I'm in a huge deficit right now.
should also note this is for weightloss
Read this famm
Seriously ... No bs please
It's a great book
keto is a shitty fad diet. Calorie counting is literally science
Which country are most of you guys from?
What is the lifting culture and pros/cons of living there?
America
Everyone is big into being obese and bragging about fitness at the same time.
>>36385757
I'm mexican.
Pros:
Nobody uses the squat rack
Cons:
Bench press is never available
England
There's a big lifting culture here, primarily amongst lads aged 16-30. Probably similar to 'murica's. Tattoos are big as well - you see a lot of muscular guys completely tatted up.
Consider the following:
You need to produce the genetically best batch/load of sperm you could, how would you do it?
I would wank to clear out the current batch nad then do a week full of lifting, running and eating clean while not jizzing. I would get myself as much rest as necessary and take a week off work to avoid any stress. I don't smoke and drink and would avoid any contact with smokers as well.
OP have you ever taken any sort of intro to genetics/how DNA/gametes work?
This is fucking retarded.
>>36385642
I guess you could defend this strategy by aiming to produce the highest quality semen, other than that it makes no sense
>>36385620
That's not how sperm or DNA works you autist, read a fucking book nigger
Who's dick do I have to suck to get my hands on artemus dolgin's waist trimmer guide?
I would suck artemus' dick, but he seems too busy for my shenanigans.
Seriously though, do any of you fucks have a link?
>>36385159
>>36385170
>>36385184
>>36385200
you's a real nigga and i love you. have a blessed day my friend
>>36385159
Is stomach vacuum instructions all that is in the ebook? I was under the impression he had some stuff about not squatting and using belts when deadlifting to accentuate a slender waist
>>36385356
he doesn't do heavy squats or deadlifts, and avoids weighted ab exercises. He wears (or at least used to wear) a rubber waist band to condense his waist/lower abdomen.
I guess this is /fit/ material, I have been jelqing, edging and kegels for 10 days now, my dick feels very good already. Any personal advice you guys want to share? I am currently doing warm up, 15 minutes of jelq moving downwards, wait 2 minutes, 5-10 minutes of edging, no ejaculation, then warm up again in the shower while doing kegels, holding for 10 seconds at a time.
i would like to hear from people if this shit actually works. i know it can strengthen erections but can you really gain length/girth? let alone keep those gains?
>>36385021
given the mechanism, anything gained will be kept, you are actually generating new tissue. I can confirm the stronger erection for now
only some trolls claim it works but never post evidence
It is OK if I wear this to the gym?
Yes
>>36384784
As long as you're big enough you can get away with anything in the gym
No, but it would be okay to go to spreadshirt and upload that image for the front detail of the shirt, then screenshot that entire page and upload that screenshot for the back of the shirt, then buy and wear THAT shirt to the gym
So how long until I die from this stuff
I started today
Love /a/non
>>36384505
who/where did you order from?
>>36384585
No lies
All honesty
I gave up looking and just bought some from eBay
I have never saw a before and after DNP progress pic on here. Is everyone using it literally that fat?