Ok so guys, my dick represent dick 3. It curves downwards and at maximum erection, it hardly pints straight ahead. How do I change the curvature and the angle of the erection? I feel like it's affecting my ability to have sex. Do most penises point upwards when fully erect?
Jerk off, and apply pressure to change the curve. You can take it slowly, and apply pressure over multiple masturbation sessions, or "front load", and just give it a nice big twist and yank in the direction you want the curve.
my dick is straight
>>37834263
You mean like jelq? I'm trying to stop self stimulation, i think it's given me ED. My dick muscles are too weak to hold an erection. Any exercises that can help with that? I've already started the wet towel one.
Could my physique ever be forged into anything well looking?
bro. you started this same exact thread like 2 days ago. just shut the fuck up and lift some weights jesus christ.
>>37841517
It was yesterday and I want some feedback on pros and cons of my physique
what physique? if you don't want to be a blob, of course you can work to not be a blob.
fix your diet and start working out.
>Could my physique ever be forged into anything well looking?
you have a body that can lose fat and gain muscle. so yes.
My deadlift has gone down dramatically in just a few days. Sunday I was deadlifting 275 for 5x5. Now on Thursday, I can barely do 245 for 1 set of 5. What gives? Why has my deadlift gone down so much? My lower back is a little stiff but nothing I haven't experienced before
>>37837259
it's a hugely mental lift. your muscles can still lift what you lifted before, but your head wasn't in the right place.
what's your frequency like? you shouldn't be trying to diddlylift more than once or twice in a week. each time completely fries your CNS if you're exerting yourself enough.
>>37837294
I'm still at the gym rn. I deadlift 2 times a week
>>37837375
>>37837294
And also I squat heavy two times a week with no belt if that matters
Are relaxed dead hangs unhealthy?
>>37835562
no, this guy is a faggot, passive hangs are a godgiven for shoulder and elbow health and flexibility
Left is how you would perform a pullup, to recruit the back instead of arms.
>>37835579
So the right is perfectly fine in your opinion and doesn't cause long term damage to your joints?
Post backs and deadlift 1RM ITT
5'10 160lbs
around 405lbs deadlift (haven't tested 1RM)
here's a pic wit my shoulder blades squeezed so u can mire my traps
>>37833032
> 5'10" 160
When you put a shirt on nobody thinks you lift
>>37833032
are you 14?
Gym Cringe Thread.
Shit that you've done/seen at the gym that makes you cringe.
Green text incoming...
>walk into the gym
>go to the curl rack
>rack it up to 3pl8
>start curling
>OH YEAH DEM'S THE CURLS BABY
>some chump walks up to me and says not to curl in the curl rack (he calls it a squat rack what a retard) and I spit in my face
>he tries to punch me and I slam the barbell into him with one hand sending him into the wall
>nobody...
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>>37832149
I once saw a guy shadow boxing with the cable cross, dude thought he was tough shit
>Doing dead lifts at my small public gym
>I'm using the squat bar in front of the rack
>leave the weight room
>Slamming last of monster drink while looking for recycling bin
>Almost bump into qt.314
>9/10 body
>7/10 face
>10/10 ass
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>tfw 5'8"
>never gave a shit about height until /fit/
>/fit/ constantly jammed in my head over the course of 2 years how inferior and pathetic i am because of my height
>now have a legitimate phobia around taller men (5'11+) and feel like a complete bitch near them
I sincerely hate this place, it made my social anxiety 10x worse and my life considerably worse.
>>37831193
same boat friendo. never even worried about my height until /fit/. now i only where shoes with max height gains.
I'm your height, and I still don't give a shit about my height even after browsing /fit/.
Insecurity is not an attractive trait. That's what these memes made up by these losers are designed to do. They are designed to make you feel inferior and make you stoop down to their level.
Be content and happy of the cards you are dealt with, and everything will fall into place.
5'5" here. Never worried until I started reading shit on the internet due to lack of GF or romantic success. Now I am just a whey eating, self hating, diminutive husk. Though I also was unaware of my bad haircut, fat gut, and bad fashion as well prior to Internet self help.
Tfw fat people can't enjoy the new gem on the Pokémon franchise
>feeling sorry for fat people
>>37828768
Good I fucking hate this faggot
Waiting for his pathetic piece of shit ass to die and maybe people will start to believe health doesn't come at every size
All this guy does is play this victim card, nobody gives a fuck faggot everybody has problems in life but some people so something about it and others sit and cry and complain and go nowhere and then they die
People have serious, real health issues and this faggot is complaining about being fat, something that can be changed.
Be autistic, forever alone beta /fit/ fag.
Walk into room.
See pic related...
How do you react /fit/?
Spin 360 degrees and leave.
>>37837413
>spin 360 degrees
Wouldn't you be facing the same way then wtf
>>37837436
>It's another "How new are you" episode
My gf has been lifting for about a year now and things are great. However, she absolutely refuses to bench because she is worried about her boobs.
She's pretty small to begin with (large A or small B cup) and doesn't want them to disappear. I think that's a bunch of horseshit and the opposite would happen, pecs pushing her boobs out and all that.
Am I right? What would happen if she did grow some pecs?
Why would you get a girl to bench ? Do you like big tris or pecs ? Are you gay or some shit ?
There's no reason for a girl to have big pecs
>>37837098
I wouldn't mind some improved boobage.
>>37837088
They will be bigger but will look like shit anon, dont make her bench.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCGZuiAIeU8
http://powerliftinggeneral.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/powerliftingtv/videos
Esmerelda please just go. Please.
>>37836998
That's still pretty good, especially for a 5x5
>new guy starts at the office
>I'm his superior
>mere hours later he's already making fun of me with all my current workmates
>he's going out with them at the weekend
>how does this happen when he's a 5'9 manlet and I'm a 6'1 Chad?
>>37833877
It is not him, it's your workmates.
If your workmates respected you than he would too.
>>37833917
I left him alone for 5 minutes and heard him impersonating my phone voice whilst all my workmates laughed
>>37833938
I'm sorry mate, you are either a shit person or a beta chump.
Hi guys,
Browsing /f/it after a couple of years again
Is Scooby still king? Did anybody solve his riddles?
>>37830148
He is a subhuman gay and must be gassed.
>>37830160
This
>>37830160
>>37830188
Don't hate us :-(
cheating frauds general
>girl drama edition
prev >>37821921
First for 16yo gf
>>37828499
dubs confirmed
>>37828448
>squirtle
Sorry senpai I picked charmander
If I find one I'll nab it though
Gotta wait to be off work to do anything substantial ugh
6 more hrs
>He made it
>He doesn't have tattoos
What was even the point?
>>37822772
Why are you assuming?
i do have them
Maybe I'm not a low class piece of shit
>>37822772
Ive noticed that tattoes consistently correlate with low IQ