How do I get rid of my bitch tits /fit/?
/fit/ humor thread
>have friend who was my roommate in college
>go to see his new house
>his older brother is there
>hes gotta be like 5'4 max
>genuinely feel bad for him
>he asks if its cool if 2 girls he met from tinder come over
>we dont care
>they dont end up coming over
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What's your opinion on this channel?
In a new Batman vs Flying Monkey movie there is a sequence of Ben Al-Affleqi training. Beside ropes, sleds and weighted pull ups they have shown him doing squats. 5-6 plates. He did okay, even went atg.
>fantasize about femdom
Wait so does this mean I'm beta or have high test levels?
> That feel when your waifu is going to leave you because you failed to go to the gym for one day
>that feel when you were going to kill yourself but the police broke down the door because neighbors complained about crying and screaming while you were loading your gun
Just gave up cigs first day for almost 20 years i need motivation and help to stay off them
Give me all your powers please
Just do it. Smoking cigarette is a stupid habit. Drink iwater everytime you feel the need. Worked for me but keep in mind you have to want it by yourself because no one other could help more than your mind
ok since you asked nicely, I'll dump a few
I fucked up...
I just ate a piece of chocolate cake (300 cals), 5 pieces of maltesars (100 cals) two Orange cookies (220 cals) and a whole snickers bar (300) on top of my 1300 daily calories while cutting, Do i starve myself tomorrow to balance my calories? or do i just live with the fact that i won't make it?
are you a skelly or manlet? top fucking kek
unless you're a starving african child or a woman you probably ate at or around maintenance, it's not that big a deal
just dont do it again, faggot
you start tomorrow as you would any normal cut day. i do this once a week while binge drinking. i'd be a lot further in my cut, but i'm still progressing very well.
fuckin poptarts sound so good when wasted.
Is it just running or is there other stuff too?
But Anon, I love you just the way you are! :3
How do I achieve FICKI FICKI mode?
>mfw fiki fiki
>mfw in finland
>mfw still no gf
How do you show off your gains in a modest way /fit/?
Pic related, just order that.
Anyone else here have gymbros? My gymbros are people that I recognize from the gym but see fairly regularly in the outside world (amerifag uni student here). In order to qualify as my gymbro I can never have spoken to them before in any way (with the exception of common gym phrases such as "how many more sets," "can i get a quick spot," etc). If we ever acknowledge each other in any way, in or outside of the gym, we are no longer gymbros.
Anyone else do this?
Hey /fit/ , im going into the police academy soon and I want to pass my Cooper test in flying colors. What's a good fitness regime I can work on to help me pass this test.
How do I get /fit/ if I can't afford:
Is it possible to gain weight and shape in home?
What exercises should I do?