Hello there diy. I am having an extraordinarily bad day, and I have 1 pack of cigarettes to last me the next 45 minutes. How can I make a creation that will limit my smoking time from 30 seconds a cigarette to 2 mins a tubhacco cigarette? I am sorry to bother y'all mafakas, grow a pair, and fuck you thanks bro
Smoke em with your asshole.
>>990505
>1 pack
>45 minutes
What the fuck is wrong with you?
As a side note, if you lived in Australia, you would be homeless by now.
>>990505
re-inhale the smoke you exhale, you can do it easily with the smoke tank from struttergear
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUJ2PGHwYlc
Smoke slower ??? Dont inhale as hard??? When I smoked a cigarette could last me about 5min if I just puffed on it lightly.
>>990552
This. Jesus Christ ciggie prices are fucked.
>>990702
I quit smoking and bought a house.
Dried tobacco burns faster dip them in water or even better bleach or formaldehyde
>>990505
Learn self control you god damn fucktard.
>Secure high quality PCP
>dip cig in PCP
>light and smoke
>eat your own lips and face
>unable to smoke anymore
>???????
>profit
Buy rolling tobacco a 12.5g pouch lasts me three days.
>>990505
Lick your cigarettes. They should burn slower due to the moisture.
Also
>get a torpedo cigar, lasts about 45 mins
>>990505
I'm real surprised there's not more of a response to the 1 pack lasting 45 minutes. I could make 1 pack last for 2 days. I'm sure you're not smoking a whole pack in minutes
Well guys, I ended up making the pack last me about 2 hours instead. I'm from a small village in the southern part of a very lazy fat country, so cigarettes run me $3.47 a pack, $28.00 a carton. I'll give y'all my credit card number, just send a pack of cigarettes to 447 N. Applewhite Street, Cornwall, LA, 99251 thanks
>>991598
>dat bait
Go back to /b/
>>990505
Practice some self-control.
>>991363
I'm laughing at the thought of some guy desperately and vigorously licking a cigarette
>>990720
I quit living indoors and took up smoking.
