My nephew got hold of my coffee stirrer and bent it out of shape. Now I can't get it centered, so it wobbles like crazy and it cant stir worth shit.
Any ideas how to fix it?
Shove it up your nephew's rectum, switch it on, then go buy a new one.
>>987654
use one hand to bend it back, another hand up your ass
>>987654
More wrist action, you know, like a spoon. It'll take seven second longer to stir your coffee, but you'll be able to brag about "roughing it."
Holy fucking jesus you should cut of your balls and sell them to the first transgender person you see because you dont deserve that shit.
>>987654
>coffee stirrer
Jesus Christ, just use a spoon.
What even is a coffee stirrer?
Would someone seriously spend money on a low powered hand blender that can't be thrown in the dishwasher?
1/10 made me post
It's to foam it you uncultured swine
>>987731
If you can't figure this one out on your own you aren't old enough to be drinking coffee.
you buy a new one, its 7 dollars
the only kitchen tool a man should need is a quality spatula
>>987775
No knife?
Why haven't they permabanned all britcuck ISPs yet?
>>987785
>not chopping with the edge of your spatula
He said a GOOD spatula anon.
>>987654
don't have kids
>>987759
He's not foaming his own coffee, men drink coffee black. Probably thinks he can get a lady or maybe curious gay sex with fancy coffee foamers.
>>987793
Underrated post
Bend the stirring rod completely in half, throw it in the bin.
Use a spoon you fairy.
OP, that is a milk frother, not a coffee stirrer.
>>987816
Only faggots who think drinking black coffee is "manly" drink their coffee black. In the gay community drinking your coffee black is a way to show you are actively looking for a twink.
>>988045
Interesting. In the straight community we don't really care if you drink coffee black or not, and we don't particularly care if our milk is frothed or not. Say hey that twink OP when you see him!
>>987816
fucking roasted
>>988070
>roasted
>>988065
How would you know anything about the straight community?
>>987654
You should put the ends between 2 vices then separate them with a 3rd vice. That's what I did after my wife's son bent mine.
>>988144
I meet a lot of them as I'm drinking coffee, black, hot and strong. Is that a double mocha venti latte extra espresso 168.5° coffee you're drinking... with FROTHED MILK? We should talk...
>>988283
>straight community
>black
>hot
>and strong
>>988045
I prefer the taste of black coffee, I find it smoother. When I drink it with milk I can feel it sitting in my stomach.
>>988177
Shit, that might actually work really nice
>>988070
I.laughed so hard at this
>>987654
>you're a faggot for using this
>the rest of you are faggots for arguing about how what you take in your coffee relates to your sexuality
>I'm a faggot for bumping this thread and not sageing
tl;dr we're all a bunch of faggots
>
>>987775
Get one with the Boschhammer attachment, it makes stirring a lot easier.
>>988347
Wow congratulations
>>987654
Cut stirring part off and put it in the chuck of a drill.
>>988618
Holy crap, best idea yet! If only you'd said dremel tool, and made fun of all of the rest of us for being faggots, it may have been the perfect post.
>>988618
You haven't lived until you've made mashed potatoes with a drill.
>remove shaft
>roll bent shaft between two flat surfaces until straight
>reattach shaft
>kill self for being a useless waste of flash
completely unrelated, but OP you're not American, are you?
>>988977
I only say this because you said "got hold"
>>987654
Bend it until it is no longer wobbling. It will probably take like 5-10 mins to do. It isn't that hard really. Just don't make large bends, take it slow and easy.
>>987731
Real barista fag here.
Any foamed milk that wasn't steam foamed is pleb shit.
Do you even drink coffee?
If you can't figure out how to fix it you don't belong on /diy/.
Go choke on your starbucks you waste of resources.
>>988978
People say that in Michigan, dunno about anywhere else.
Not OP. Usually it's 'got hold've'
I don't understand where this tool comes into play.
1. grind coffee
2. boil water
3. put coffee + water into french press
4. wait
5. press
6. pour
7. drink
what the fuck am I missing?
>>990181
>hurr durr this is the only way to make coffee
Don't get me wrong, OP is also an idiot, but being an idiot to reply to an idiot is no excuse.
>>988045
>In gayshit community everything have a fucking double sens for faggotery. Be normal, ounce don't sexualize everything. Gay would like to be to be recognized as "normal" people, but do nothing for it, and act the exact opposite.
>>990343
>In gay community
>Wear high-vis shirts and levis to bar because I came after work
>Apparently I want a 'bear'?
>No, an actual mother fucking bear.
>What
>They keep buying me drinks with honey in them.
>Someone buys me two salmon dinners
>This bear comes in and sits down with me.
