I snagged a shopping cart from a grocery store that was shutting down
Give me some ideas what to do with it
Melt it down
Make a blade
Slit your throat
make a rolling BBQ you fuckin tramp
>>905495
Fix the cocksucker up and sell it to an opposing store.
Use it as a flower thingy.
>>905514
Hehehe
Do what this guy did.
you can make proper axles, stick a chainsaw engine in and make your very own mobility scooter
Use it to haul yer dog
Let people pet him for $2
Make hella cash
Slam it.
>>905555
I went to /o/ to find that image because it was in a recent thread, haha.
>>905555
>one small rock or a stick and you're hung up.
OP, don't steal.
B-b-but anon the store was closing!
When a business closes they sell all of their assets. This especially true is they closed due to being unprofitable.
>>905538
I put the project on instructables last week:
http://www.instructables.com/id/LED-Rave-Solar-Shopping-Cart-Tricycle/
NOT BBQ.
The metal coating will poison you!
Make a BBQ.
if I had the time and a cart I would make a go-kart out of it.
>>905514
>>905619
Is this true?
Make it look like a boat and ask if someone wants to go and test it out and watch them scream
>>905514
Okay bubbles.
>>905659
Not that guy, but metal fume fever is all too real.
Who knows what an old random cart is made out of, and what it may put off when you burn it
Take deep into a nature trail and chain it to a tree.
Spread an urban legion
>The drifter who use to push his trolley around town town. One day some crazy teens stole his trolley and chained it the woods, now his ghosts wonders the woods taking his revenge out on teens necking.
>>905621
Seconding.
If you cut the bottom rack and wheel holder off and flip it over, it makes a good start for a go kart frame. I made mine with 2 shopping carts and some scrap given to me by a friend. Here's an old pic of it.
>>905555
I laughed way too hard at that!
>>905896
I NEED PLANS! PLANS OF GOCARTS!
>>905963
You need to get that autism checked out to not type like a 12 year old.
>>905541
>chainsaw engine
Fucking shit. The engine doesn't have the torque or the build quality. Electric or go kart engine is the way to go.
>>905896
ya, wee need plans. PLEASE!! What are you using for the shocks?
>>905495
>I snagged
>Give me some ideas what to do with it
Kill yourself, when you're stealing stuff while you don't even know what to do with it you're a serious asshole with a serious problem.
>>905876
You don't see many galvanized shopping carts, most of them are chrome plated.
>>906292
When I said hours, I meant more like 3 days. I'm making a little info graph on how to make the frame from shopping cart parts right now.
>>905876
metall fume fever
wikipedia says that back in the days workers in smelterys had become that
okay
-making bbq in an shopingcart in the evening
-working in an smeltery the half day and casting brass
clearly the same
>>906212
A lot are zinc plated, from looks you wont be able to tell the difference. Not that cooking something on industrial chrome plating is a good idea in its own right.
>>906486
Its not hard at all to get zinc poisoning when messing with galvanized or zinc plated materials.
Not only would you have fumes, you would have it offgassing directly into your food.
Its a fucking retarded idea.
>>906565
So why not take the barnacle bits off like wheels and stuff.
Then make a fucking huge bonfire (but not too big) and put the trolley in / on it and burn it all off in one go
Then you have a BBQ with all the poison ready burnt off
It's retarded but just thinkin.
OP make a rave trolley and find raves to go to (unless you're a wanker In which case stay away from raves)
>>905495
Why not do the obvious thing and keep it in the garage to move groceries from the car to the kitchen without having to carry them or make several trips. My mother flat out bought one just for that.
>>906565
Zinc boils at fucking 2000 degrees, autist. You don't need anywhere close to that to have a fucking bbq.
Please do this
>>905963
>>906190
Go-carts are fun and all but why not make something a bit more fun looking.
>>905495
Abandon your family, leave your house and become a hobbo.
>>907529
Or something like this.
>>907531
Only correct answer
>>906292
Thanks man, Keep the dream alive
>>907531
Make an underground bunker OP. Don't listen to the naysayers.
CAN'T. LET. THREAD. DIIIIE.
>>905555
that would make a nifty wagon
>>905495
Place a small tracking device within its handles. Abandon it somewhere. Track it down after some months have passed. Bring it back to your home. Nurse it back to good health. Repeat process. I have done this with several carts over the years. Once tracked down an old cart and found that a homeless man was letting his dog sleep in it. I shed a tear. It found its purpose.
>>908199
Dude, don't worry, I'll post the shopping cart infograph in its own thread when I'm done with it. I have a bunch of work to do, so I can't really finish it any time soon.
>>905495
Do what they did with the grocery cart in this music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLmt6i-hBY
>>906872
>common slang
yeah right
>if you buy something while you have to ask what to do with it you're even more stupid.
