im really fucking sick and i clogged my toilet. In any other situation i would use the plunger but i barely have the strenght to stand up.
I have nobody to call for help so i bought some liquid plumber shit, only thing in the store thing is its designed for sinks, it states dump half the bottle wait 15 minutes and apply hot water, repeat if necesary, it removes grease, hair and other organics.
Is this safe for my toilet? should i apply less than half the bottle?
all i want to do is take a shit and sleep for two days
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Odd are it's lye, you don't want to put that in a toilet. It will generate heat and can crack the porcelain, plus there is a splash danger (you think you feel like shit /now/ add in some nice chemical burns).
Plunger or snake is the way to go.
That sounds more like bleach than drain cleaner. The sodium hydroxide is the lye (which is used in chlorine bleach to stabilize the sodium hydoclorite so it doesn't just belch out all of Cl2 gas).
If it works, it works, but if it doesn't you now have to contend with not just what's there now, but corrosives in your toilet.
Put washing up liquid down your toilet,then a bucket of hot water,I forgot if your in the USA so if that's the case try to take out some of the water that's already in because you guys have the water level at high for some weird reason anyway good luck
How clogged? This a chronic issue or just a result of one-time abuse?
Chemical decloggers are designed for cases where you have a build up of (normally) fatty deposits from either bathing or dishes. You /can/ dissolve paper, but cellulose is hard to break down.
For a toilet, either a plunger or a toilet auger/snake are your best bets for a total clog.
If it is draining slowly and this has been a ongoing issue, you might have an problem further down the drain line, at that point consult a plumber.
I had a similar emergency experience last year. Can confirm that surprisingly dish soap/shampoo/conditioner along with hot - not boiling - water works. Doesn't work quickly, cost a bottle of shampoo and I needed to give it a poke with a coathanger, but it did the job where the coathanger and half an afternoon plunging had failed.
After the clog has passed, shampoo and hot water the toilet once a week for a couple months, just to help it move all the way to the sewer and not just clog further down and happen again in a months time.
Since there's already a thread about toilets, I have a question. The lift arm in my toilet tank broke. Should I use tape or a rubber band to put it back together? Or do I really need to go buy a new one?
even if its not liquid, you can lazer it in half with either piss or the shower head until its small enough to go down the drain.
or just shit in a plastic bag/bottle, like that liquid plumber bottle
Sounds like you might need the Green Gobbler.
I saw this product at Home Depot the other day, and looks like it might be appropriate for your situation.
Not exactly the most brilliant person here but you can compost your shit. You drag out a home depot bucket, shit in it, add TP, and theoretically add sawdust to neutralize the smell, (or just add a bunch of TP if you don't have any) build it up in layers, then take it out and put it in a "hot" compost pile (layers of straw and kitchen waste) then let it rot there for three years. Get better OP
Go back to the store
Buy a bucket and a sack of lime
If you are really desperate for a good shit then squat, shit, lime and toughen up.
Or since you are so energetic just go to the store to shit.
don't waste your time with liquids get a toilet auger
if that's too short get a plumbers auger (or snake)