Get in the goddamn robot
So other than Shiro being the tallest and Pidge the smallest, what are the paladins' heights? I keep seeing conflicting heights in the show even if they're all standing right next to each other.
>try to post that image
>get duplicate file message
>Dem matching headbands
Hunk a cute.
I really hope Keith is a galran just so we get to see the drama between Shiro's PTSD and Keith not knowing what he was until then. And then there can be a good end when Shiro accepts him regardless.
Stop this from being all gay crap, post Pidge!
This thread is pro-gay, leave if you don't like it.
All of this.
Maybe some cute ear pettings too.
I bet Galrans are really soft. They had to go murderous so people would stop petting them and making them purr. No one would take their race seriously.
I bet ayyKeith's tummy feels like velveteen
I'm curious how much of it will be older folks who were into the original show.
Why is picking up Pidge so cute? I guess cause she's small.
But will you survive attempting to find out?
what if... pidge IS the gay crap???
That makes a scary amount of sense.
So I'm assuming this takes place when Lance still thinks Pidge is a girl? But everyone else has already figured it out and is covering for her? I'm not totally clear but if that is the case: CUTE!
Size difference ships are the best.
It's actually pretty good. The homo potential is just an added bonus.
pidge is good and my favorite.
I might have eyes for Shiro but Pidge is my overall favorite.
I'm glad that there's so many Shiro fags. It means I get best husbandou all to myself.
Good, you can keep worst boy. He's the bishounen equivalent of a dumb blonde.
>Implying Hilting isn't the most romantic sexual manuver
>all those scars
Would you put healing salve on Shiro's wounds if he asked you, /co/?
Why choose a husbando who already has his own husbando?
It's beautiful, anon.
>tfw you will never pick Pidge up
>and set her down right on top of your dick
Draw the dancing slug girl, there isn't any art of her.
"EMIYA" Shiro with Unlimited Bayard Works in the background
I can't hear Coran's voice any more without thinking of Clark Dungaree.
>you will never slowly unwrap that ribbon while he blushes and begs you to stop
So when will the superior Voltron appear? Also will they ever go back to Earth? I want to see Allura and Coran indulge in earth culture.
Depends, I personally found it pretty funny. First episodes jokes are meh but in its defense it did also have one of the only fart jokes I've seen in years.
>romantic plot tumor
No romance whatsoever. At most there's some hints of something between Hunk and a secondary character, and Lance hitting on Allura and a minor character, but neither of them are having any of it. That's it.
It's certainly not bad, but it's not the pinnacle of storytelling either. About 98% of the attempts at humor fall flat, but only rarely strays into cringe territory. The characters can basically be described as follows:
1. Princess Peach if she had Princess Zelda's magic powers
2. A cringey tryhard butler who can't decide on his accent
2. Sokka if he wasn't constantly getting all the bitches
3. A cocky asshole who can't into teamwork and Leeroy-s his way into pretty much everything
4. The fat, mostly-useless coward stock character
5. The leader guy with a MYSTERIOUS TRAUMATIC PAST
6. The smart kid who is supposed to be a girl, but is for all intents and purposes a boy, since she sounds, looks, and acts exactly like one, and the fact that she's a girl is brought up out of nowhere and resolved without any real purpose to the twist 2 episodes later, then never mentioned again.
It's the kind of show that I can't help but nitpick while I watch, but want to keep watching.
Well considering that the Galra have powers over the freaking warp, I expect some Gurren Lagann tier shit next season.
Too bad there's no "dislike" a level above NOTP because it's not like I hate those two ships either.
>A cringey tryhard butler who can't decide on his accent
He literally just has a New Zealand accent. Coran's voice actor is from New Zealand.
And Hunk gets to be kind of useful, sometimes, but the show has so many tech nerds that he does seem kind of redundant.
This wasn't what I was expecting but alright then.
You are knocking this stuff outta the park, anon.
Now I want to see Allura in Yoko's timeskip outfit.
>implying Shiro wouldn't be the one wearing that
Allura is clearly Nia.
That's why I said "mostly useless". I think there was one time in the first episode where the Princess said something like "compassionate and thinks only of others, not himself", which is like the exact opposite of what he does in any given situation (i.e., suggest running away from scary things instead of putting himself out there to protect people from monsters)
No need to be so ashamed of being new, guys.
If you don't know a classic widespread meme that's been around since 4chan's inception, you're basically new. I've never seen an episode of Fate Stay Night in my life and even I know about unlimited blade works.
Not the person you're talking to, but I've used this site on and off 2006-ish and this is the first I've seen that referenced here, ever. Maybe it's all over /a/ or something, but it's definitely not as widespread as you think it is.
I've been here since 2005. Sorry for not paying enough attention to your anime meems
Same here. And I've never even seen it on /a/, but then again, I only go into threads on /a/ about anime I actually give a shit about.
If you don't know who Epic Fail Guy or Cockmongler is, on the other hand, you're a fucking newfag.
Glad you agree
Now I can get back to drawing your shitty requests
I wasn't implying that, I'm just posting random fills
is it a term people use outside of /co/? most of the gay folks I know are ladies
I'm just puzzled cause I've heard plenty of other stuff in the same veinok not turdcutter, but never that specific one til I started coming to voltron threads.
Does that mean that Pidge is actually a boy in that, and is dressing like a girl?
Pidge as a boy is so cute.
Pidge is cute in both genders.
"Daddy, I want a Shiro!"
Voltron is a fujo show and there is nothing you can do about it.
Nope. Wanna discuss what Sendak's cock probably looks like?
His last name is also the character for "silver" or "platinum". We Automata now.