What if you kill two killers?
>>84582047
You grow a second you.
>>84582072
But the second me hasn't killed anyone.
>>84582047
>only stopping at two
I thought Rorschach was supposed to be the black-and-white one.
Is this like the how to defeat a stick question?
>>84582081
It was part of you so by proxy it did.
>>84582047
Dexter taught us how to get around this. Dont get caught at the first.
>>84582120
By proxy, the Batman is guilty of almost all of Joker's murders.
yeah but you're reducing the amount of potential murders batman
also you just wanna fuck the joker
>>84582047
What I kill myself afterward? Checkmate, Batman.
>>84582133
And so is the Justice System, the people of Arkhan and the entire Police corp?
>>84582072
kek
>>84582325
So by proxy the second me didn't kill anyone or he did? What's your point?
>>84582047
BTFO
Will Batman ever recover lads?
Why does Batman have to kill the Joker? He's already locked his ass up a million times. He's done his part. He clearly has issues with killing people, so why don't one of Gotham's finest just disappear him after Batman brings him in? Do it on the down-low so no one has to know.
It is fucking ridiculous that this responsibility has to fall on Batman. Literally anyone can do it.
>>84582133
"Its so hard dealing with crime...lets blame other people! Yeah! Its everyone ELSE'S fault that this criminal genius keeps escaping and murdering people! Yeah!"
>>84582464
>so why don't one of Gotham's finest just disappear him after Batman brings him in?
They've tried.
Batman stopped them every time.
>>84582325
>>84582403
Don't you get it?
We're all criminals.
We try to wash our hands of the past but only blood comes out of the faucet.
>>84582443
His recovery rate is twenty minutes.
>>84582126
Is Dexter a better hero than Batman?
>>84582494
You must have a shit faucet
>>84582481
Why is Batman so fucking gay for the Joker? He's not even that good looking.
Only explanation is that he has some sort of clown fetish.
>>84582520
>He's not even that good looking.
>>84582552
>balding
My point exactly.
Go to bed Bats, your husbando a shit.
>>84582047
That's a terrible fucking argument. Fuck you Batman.
"If you kill him you'll be just like him!"
Why is Batman so popular again? He's such a shit character.
>>84582047
>Stopping at one
Checkmate Batman
>not assuming the terrible role of a killer to save the humanity that you love, like a murdering Jesus
>>84582099
You need to burn the killers to death?
>>84582047
Batman's shit at maths, it's actually his biggest weakness. Fear the day the Joker learns of this, his greatest chink in the Bat-Armor.
>>84582798
>greatest chink in the Bat-Armor.
He'll deal with the joker just fine.
>>84582798
If there was a chink in his armor then wouldn't he be good at math?
>>84582965
You know, I understand why DC would pander to the Chinese audience. I really do.
But why do they have to do it in such a fucking stupid way?
>>84583219
Especially since a Bat-man would be coveted by cowardy and suspicious criminals as a great sign of luck.
>>84583219
>But why do they have to do it in such a fucking unimaginative way?
Fix'd.
Because DC's default for a new world or foreign country is to "give them a Justice League".
Making OC characters is hard work, Anon.
They don't get paid extra for great ideas.
>>84582047
And if you don't kill a killer, the number of victims will continue to increase.
>>84583219
>But why do they have to do it in such a fucking stupid way?
I really do want comics about what's basically Astroboy fighting the police and the army so that he can strangle party functionaries and their families.
>>84583874
Riders basically are monsters themselves though. That's a plot point in a lot of their series.
>>84582047
Lets have a hypothetical representation here. Lets say the Joker, each time he escapes from Arkham kills on average at least 3 people. Lets also say he escapes from Arkham at least once every two years. On average, most people span careers over 30 to 50 years, averaging to a 40 year career for the Joker. So hypothetically, the Joker would kill at least 60 people in his career, not counting events of mass murder of > 3 people or a career continuing beyond 40 years. So while Batman's statement is somewhat true, it's also misleading since if he HAD killed the Joker after his first escape, hypothetically Batman could've saved at least 54 people.
This is all speculation, but I think my point rings true.
>>84583921
If being a labeled a monster means preventing loss of life by killing someone, then I would turn my humanity card without hesitation.
>>84582133
It's actually your fault for giving them money for more Joker stories. If you didn't like the Joker, he would stay in jail.
>>84583874
Oh god I hate Bomb Queen so much.
>>84583219
Comic books
>>84584164
>implying I buy Batman books
>>84583219
Because a big part of Chinese culture is to make knock offs. DC is just being realistic.
>>84582047
>>84582047
But if one were to rape a killer.. hrm, that is something to ponder my man...
>>84583866
You didn't actually read it, did you? The whole point of them is that they are cheap copies of the originals who will end up being cannon fodder one way or the other. The entire arc is called Made in China.
DC-China has its own original superhero team that doesn't resemble the JL in any way. Which you'd know if you read comics.
>>84582047
If you kill N killers, the number of killers in the world decreases by N-1. That's just a first-order approximation, though, and doesn't take into account any of the other methods of creating killers.
>>84583921
> basically Astroboy
But Nezha is a such a brat.
>>84582965
>>84583024
Fuck, walked right into those.
>>84582085
God I miss Genis
>>84582047
What if you kill a killer with someone who was already a killer?
>>84583874
You could just incarcerate the killers.
>>84584885
He becomes a double killer.
>>84582047
Then you're a double killer.
>>84585045
That sure seems to work for Batman's villains, doesn't it?
>>84582047
That is the most retarded logic eber. If he killed Joker, then the hundreds of people Joker killed would still be alive.
100 lives>>>>>one guys life
>>84583874
Arent the killers you kill your victims?
>>84584261
kek
>>84582047
Seriously who do so many of you stupid /tv/ faggots post a thread there get no replies then come here? Fuck off faggot.
>>84585060
JESUS CHRIST!
>>84585082
Being a victim would imply they are innocent.
If you can't respect the sanctity of someone else's life, why should I respect yours?
>>84585117
>get no repliesThe /tv/ thread has more replies than this one.
Checkmate, atheists.
>>84582072
>>84582081
If you rape a rapist, the number of rapists in the world remains the same.
>unless your batman and you just FUCKING RAPE THE JOKER ALREADY!!!!
>>84582047
is texas a killer?
>>84585189
Yes.
This sounds like some Trudeau tier thinking
>>84582791
>thousands of microscopic dust sticks
>some fertilizing trees to grow more sticks
>>84585201
hey batman, what am I?
>>84585208
>If you kill your enemies, they win
Pretty sure you can't do anything when you're dead, Trudeau.
>>84585253
I'll get you, Texas!
>>84585140
Because law and order, faggit.
>>84585171
Wouldn't the number of rapists grow? Raping a person doesn't erase their past rapes from history.
>>84585189
Yes.
>>84582520
He is cute as fuck
>>84585353
You have to employ SJW logic.
>men can't be raped
>all rapists are men
>ergo, raping a rapist isn't rape
>>84582741
context?
>>84585326
Law and order can suck my DICK!.
>>84582047
>If you rape the Joker, the number of killers in the world remains the same. So what are you waiting for? Go for it!
Why do so many people get so upset over the unspecified kill counts of imaginary characters?
Like, if you like Batman, then you probably like some stories with the Joker, so you should understand why he exists. If you DON'T like Batman, then why do you care?
>>84585406
Punisher mowing down mafia guys.
>>84585442
Verisimilitude and internal consistency.
>>84582047
But if you don't "kill" the killer, that number is the same as well. The killer is still in the world because you didn't kill him.
>>84582047
This feels like something someone posted on their Facebook.
>>84585717
It does.
It sounds like something my mom could've posted, along with such gems of wit like "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" and "why do we kill people to show that killing people is wrong"
>>84585753
right up there with minion posters
>>84582047
mmm hmm
what if you rape a killer
>>84585287
There needs to be an image of Batman with "If you kill your enemies, they win" caption.
>>84585253
>>84585292
[Sensible chuckle]
>>84582965
They had a chance to bring The Batman of Shanghai back in comic form and they went for Bat-Piñata instead. something something can't have nice things
>>84582520
Batman is gay for the circus. You only need to look at Dick to see that
>>84582081
Then kill him. He's weak.
>>84585060
>>84582518
Nope. Poor fucker's house is built on an indian burial ground...they left the bodies and only moved the headstones.
>>84582514
his mom is hotter for sure
>>84585082
Generally yes. Being one doesn't mean you can't be the other.
You have to get into SJW oppression bullshit or serious catholic guilt to get into oppression absolving all your sins.
One exception: If the actions directly lead to their death.
Eg. A rapist tries to rape someone, but that person turns out to be Bueno Excelente.
>>84585140
>If you can't respect the sanctity of someone else's life, why should I respect yours?
Because Hobbes social compact.
>>84585189
Yes.
>>84585392
That's fucking brilliant. meme worthy.
>>84582047
why bat doesn not just cripple irrimediably all his recurring foes?
>>84585476
The thing is, the lack of verisimilitude does not originate from Batman not killing his foes, it originates from them constantly escaping incarceration.
So endlessly whining about "why doesn't batman kill" has less to do with verisimilitude and more to do with being an edgelord.
Not if you kill multiple killers, Bruce. You invented all of that gadgetry and yet you're still a fucking idiot.
>Batman haters so desperate they have to make fake quotes
>/co/ falls for it
at least /pol/ as an excuse because they aren't the board about comics
>>84593148
>mmm, nummy nummy batcock
>>84593148
>fake quotes
Sure summer is here
>>84585392
But if all rapists are men, then raping a rapist means that a man is raping a man. But if men cannot be raped, then how can a rapist/man rape one?
>>84593670
please post the original panel
>>84585476
In a neverending superhero comic book. The only "internal consistency" that matters is consistent characterization, especially of the title character. As far as most of the definitive writers are concerned, Batman does not kill. >inb4 the first 10 issues that nobody re-reads outside of historical curiousity
>>84593748
I have it taped to a big black dildo that is currently crammed into my asshole at the moment.
>>84585326
>>84589447
>>84585082
Oh hey, look what I found.
>>84582085
He was too good for this world. ;___;
>>84582578
he's not balding, he just has a fivehead.
>your husbando a shit.
you take that back.
>>84594194
That's why the Transredditors are not heroes
>>84593964
>>84594194
Meh. I preferred G1's pacifist First Aid.
>>84582494
Why were we put here? Just to suffer?
>>84582965
I like how they fight the "freedom fighters" for the good of the people's Republic
>>84585406
Punisher turned out the lights in a big mafia get together, walks in and shoots the Don. He then goes back out side to take position and mows them all down with a M60 aka "The Pig", Punishers favorite weapon.
>>84596959
>>84582047
"Stagnate so that your comic can be repackaged for decades and decades." BatMan
>>84582520
He probably smells like a trash can full of moldy circus peanuts and gasoline
