>I've never had a krabby patty!
Jesus, really?
>>84581171
To be fair those were launched straight down his throat whole. I doubt he really tasted them
>>84581314
that's normal, have you never seen a fatty eat before?
>"It will only open, when I say 'open'!"
>doesn't open the first time he says open
>>84581314
The first one lands in his mouth, Squidward even chews it a bit.
>>84581385
lag
>>84582351
Then it gets forced down his gullet with the next one.
Doubt he had time to savor it being angry at Spongebob.
>Plankton has the technology to reverse engineer food into its most basic ingredients as well as the technique needed to prepare the food
>doesn't just buy a Krabby Patty to go or pay some schmuck to do it
https://youtu.be/SuBoqSwj9eQ
>>84581171
>I'VE NEVER HAD A KRABBY PATTY
>I'VE NEVER HAD A KRABBY PATTY
>I'VE NEVER HAD A KRABBY PATTY
>>84582864
What? You even see him say "Sponge...Bob" while chewing the burger, he definitely tasted it.
>>84582897
This is pretty good. Damn.
>>84582893
This. Why doesn't he just sell a chair and some tables from his restaurant and buys a burger?
>>84581171
Why doesn't plankton just pay someone to buy him a krabby patty to go?
>Squidward leaves at 8 o'clock
>Training video says they close at 6
>>84582970
Fucking dropped. Fuck this show.
>>84582893
He has done both, Mr. Krabs always catches on to him
>>84582931
The issue is not money, it's that Krabs refuses to sell to him
>>84582956
Again, he's tried several times. It's never worked.
fucking plebs, I swear.
>/co/ suddenly hates spongebob
>>84581171
What if that episode happene afterwards?
>Episode insists that Squidward has never been to Spongebob's house
Hillenberg should sue.
>>84581171
I bet this picture gave someone a fetish
>>84583029
Daily reminder that Spongebob's Squidward-stuffing fetish is canon.
>>84581171
I like to beleive that spongebob isnt in chronological order, with some episodes like the Pilot being in the begining, and the movie being the end
>>84583053
That sponge ain't right
>>84583001
Ok. Why doesn't he try paying another guy to buy one for him?
>>84582970
There are other duties to running a restaurant than feeding the customers during the "open for business" hours
Krabs probably makes Squidward hang back and take inventory, then swab the deck (mop the floors), then wax and clean all the tables
>>84583308
His computer wife did once actually buy a burger and analyze it for the recipe for him for their anniversary
Of course, him forgetting about it made her keep it from him until he got her a heartfelt gift
>>84583308
Mr. Krabs knows all the Krusty Krab regulars.
Besides, Plankton is the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom (besides Squidward) so no one would offer to help him.
>>84583454
This. Just because the restaurant closes at 6, doesn't mean they're free to leave. Krabs often makes them work overtime without pay.
>The functionality of Bikini Bottom depends on Mr. Krabs' mood
