My mom is a mysterious lady.
go on OP, this better be more than just 1 edit
My city is wonderful.
I don't have to think about anything.
>>84580283
Babycakes got a tan and grew out a weird fro? His dad must have stopped giving a fuck.
my mom is a mysteriousdude
I AM STEVEN I AM STEVEN
I AM THE WORLD
>>84580283
They say things happen for a reason
They say the homeworld gems are bad
They say that rocks can never doo-doo
Everybody's fucking lion to me
They say a donuts never wishing to commit suicide
And they say a sacred artifact ain't a funnel
I say bullshit to that
And that super secret thing, your friends do each and every night
Will make your friends all super lesby and theyll merge up fucking tight
No way, no way, no no no, way
When I was a baby my daddy told me something crazy
He said you are your own mama and your mama was rock spacey
I say dad you're fucking kidding
He said no, now pass the gravy
And the gravy I pass
You know they say what doesn't kill you make's you stronger,
While I say I make all the bestest friends
Cause the rocks all like my giant donger
And the gravy they pass
Creme de la creme de creme de la dela creme,
That is me, Steven, the creme of the de la creme
>>84580283
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON THE HOMEWORLD DOESN'T TALK TO US ANYMORE
Seconds ago, I learned that half of the main cast is Asian. What gives
To quote a mirror, "The water monster is right, Purple Puma. They are among us."
>>84582540
3/10 learn what meter is
Fusion is a Gem Psghetti.
>>84582643
Is that a problem?
Some of my dad's friends came over.
They're monsters in disguise.
I just know it.
