You are now a serial killer who commits crimes with a cartoon theme. What do you do to your next victim and how do you say it?
>>84576101
Impale you in the head with a multicolored horse's horn.
"They'll find little piece of you in every box for weeks to come! "
>am I doing it right
Idk, let me think of some Insane Clown Posse lyrics...
Ok, here goes
"With a stab, chop, chop, stab, swing, chop....you're holding your neck together but your nuts drop"
>>84576101
Are you a cop?
>dress up whores as your waifu then kill them after you fuck them ala american psycho
>stab someone repetedly while screaming"ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS, ARE YOU FEELING IT????"
>smash peoples heads open with an oversized hammer and then scream like daffy duck
Just to name a few
>>84576101
Drop a piano on their head.
Attach them to a rocket.
Oversized stick of TNT.
>>84576101
I kill people using the theme songs of all the cartoons that I dislike, meaning that those shows get cancelled due to association
>>84576247
>meaning that those shows get cancelled due to association
Stab people in casts and wheelchairs to death while telling them to "Firmly grasp it"
I sew buttons on every one of my victims eyes.All of the victims are children.
Rube Goldberg machines, every time.
>>84576101
Write "That's all, folks," on the corpses. Probably with their blood since its more convenient than carrying a pen all the time.
I'll throw and bash people's heads in while dressed like a frog
>>84576247
You sound like that guy who said he was inspiried to murder people in court by the invader zim episode dark harvest.
The last thing your victims hear before being bludgeoned to death by rocks.
"ITS CLOBBERIN TIME!"
I pose my victims in the Clone High "Why?" pose.Maybe then there will be enough buzz to get a season 2... ;_;
>Leave a jawbreaker on every corpse
>Cover corpse in chewed-up sugary cereal
>Shave victim before yelling NAUUUGHTY and slicing them with a razor
>Wear homemade mask and scream Ooga Booga before a kill
I kidnap and tie people to a chair in an abandoned warehouse with nothing but a TV that only plays family guy reruns
I will sneak into someone's house and wait until he/she take a shower, then I will proceed atacking him/her while screaming BOO-YAH!
And i will a message in the mirror that say: "LETS HIT THOSE SHOWERS"
>>84576394
>The Perlman Killer
>>84576101
I will kill my victims with traditional martial arts weapons, while screaming things like "COWABONGA" and "HEROS IN A HALF SHELL".
>>84576464
Kill peoples pregnant wives and gfsDon't worry she's not pregnant, I CHECKED
>>84576101
I shave clean the head of my victim and leave a note sayingTHAT I'VE BEEN NAUUUUUGHTY
>>84576101
Scramble their various face-holes around. You know, stick their nose where one of their ears used to be, put their ears where their eyes should be, shove an eye in their mouth, that sort of thing. Of course, seeing as I'm not omnipotent, I'd have to do it the old fashioned way.
>Kill people with sharp objects
>make sure they understand my motives and get to the POINTHow am I doing so far? Any good ones or should I just stop?
I would call myself the Orphaner and go around dark alleyways, killing parents in front of their children.
>Stuff peoples bodies in old busted refrigerators
>Leave them around random places
>Tapped to the dead bodies are ice puns
I'm starting to think that i'm either unoriginal or just not funny...
>>84576578
>I'd have to do it the old fashioned way.
I like you anon
>>84576508
>>84576574Bonus points if you kill them while speaking just with rhymes
>>84576506
You can target pizza delivery guys and leave a message like "PIZZA TIME" or "TURTLE POWER"
>Dress up like jackie
>Get a bunch of small bombs or plastic explosive's that look like talismans
>Walk up to victim
>Say "One more Thing"
>Hand them talisman
>Say "Bad Day, Bad Day, Bad Day" as you run away and the talisman explodes
>also Place ladder on top of their graves
>>84576651
Stuff there severed parts in a big hat and deny the exsistance of ice.
>>84576663
So you think you're in charge;
Well you're not the BOSS
I'm sorry to inform you;
That you're at a LOSS
Do lewd acts from rule 34 pictures on the corpses as you dress them up as the character there meant to potray.
Its a series of murders by a group of teenagers based on peoples fetishes
>Kill people
>Carve Loss into their skulls
>Police can't decode the message
>????
>Profit
>>84576698
Gut victims alive while screaming about great aunt harriets broach.
Sculpt the corpses into deformed alien-like shapes and throw them in an RV in the woods
Burn them alive I tell ya h'what.
They'd taste the Meat,Not the heat.
>>84576101
>Drag victim into a shack in an alley.
>Stuff their mouth with cashews and peanuts.
>Repeatedly screamIT'S THE NUTSHACK!
I am disappointed in you people.
>>84577181
/thread
>>84576713
That was terrible. Worse than being murdered.
>>84576101
Next victim:Bendis
How do say it:Die, Bendis
>>84576101
I have a man his by a truck and write "Keep on truckin" in his blood
>>84577413
Dress in blackface with a bra on and say a bunch of racially charged and sexist slurs to him.
Throw a pie into their face, then an explosive pie next.
you kill people by injecting them with steroids and Human growth hormones. also you put them in a suit with a bunch of pockets when you dump the body.can you overdose on steroids?
its gotta do something to your heart or organs if you get too much right?
>>84576101
I call myself the premiere killer. I kill someone on the hour every time a new episode of a cartoon airs, and who I kill depends on the show. I'd just attach genders or races or affiliations to each show at random.
And immediately after killing them, I'd sit down and watch that show with their corpse.
>>84576381
Woah, what?
>>84578075
Describe how one of these murders would go.
>>84578421
>"This episode is thought to be one of the reasons for Zim's cancellation, as it was referenced in Scott Dyleski who had carved out his victim's organs during his trial. He stated that he got the idea from Invader ZIM, but also made it clear that he was joking."
Shit I don't know. How about a mentally retarded Bane venom abomination in a dinosaur suit that just wants to be loved and crushes people to death with hugs
>I luhv yoo
>Yoo luf me
>We a heppy fuhmuhly
>[Bone snapping intensifies]
>>84577639
An acid pie
>take victims on plane rides
>cut off their faces
>shoot them in the head
>throw them out of plane
>find a partner in crime
>dress up as the ghosts of William Hanna and Joseph Barbera with them
>haunt the Cartoon Network HQ until all the faggots in charge of scheduling and general management are too spooked to come to work
>cut TTG! and the PPG reboot completely out of the runtime schedule, and those cringe-y bumpers featuring the actual target audience
>move some of the better shows that were slotted to Boomerang back into CN's schedule, air the new episodes of Bunnicula, etc.
>keep the place empty until we can find a vault of unaired cartoons or something, maybe we'd just stuff our pockets with office supplies if we can't make out with anything better to steal
>????
>profit
And they say there's no such thing as the perfect crime.
>>84576101
Force them to give me their porn passwords
Tattoo porn passwords on their foreheads
Tell them mom's gonna freak
use a staplegun or something
I pit on all of there foreheads
I'd go with a real classic cartoon gag; the Bugs Bunny Drag-N-Bag.
Lure in unsuspecting men or trapfags and then after my black boipussy is exposed I shot 'em. Simple, plus hearing the headlines for a CD serial killer seems hilarious.
>>84576101
Paint a fake road on the side of a mountain. Meep Meep.
*whipcrack*
