So how much prep time would Batman need to defeat Spider-Man?
Assume that to make it more balanced, Spider-Man gets the same amount of prep time and that although he isn't Batman levels of genius, he is no dumbshit.
>>84574755
Exactly as much as the writer who was told by editorial to write Batman's victory decided is needed.
>>84574755
Spider-Man's spider sense can be disrupted to someone else's advantage. Bat takes this. If this was random encounter Spidey would take it.
>implying peter is not smarter than bruce
>>84574755
>although he isn't Batman levels of genius
Source?
>>84574755
Spider-Man is smarter than Batman, as well as being stronger, faster, tougher, pre-cognizant, is better at coming up with plans on the fly, is more tenacious, has a stronger will, has better ground and aerial movement, and is resistant to anything Batman could possibly have. He is also fearless so that makes Batman a lot weaker in comparison.
He's also far better looking and more charming, so after he beat his ass he'd fuck his women, because bitches love Spidey.
>>84574888Death Battle said he has an IQ of only 200
>>84574863
Also Spidey can dodge bullets oh and also assuming he doesn't pull his punches Bats would be a greasy smear.
>>84574905
>Death Battle
>>84574965
...and? I provided my source, let's hear yours.
>>84574993
I thought it was funny. S'all.
>>84574902
/thread
>autism mode activate
With prep time is too vague. For Batman, something gets added that almost no other hero gets the advantage of: actually knowing about his/her opponent. When you say Batman with prep time, you really mean, Batman already knows about his opponent and is preparing. It seems implied, but almost no other hero, when facing Batman, gets this same implication, at least not to the same degree. So while Batman knows every weakness and the time Spider-Man takes a dump every Wednesday, all Spider-Man gets is "ehhh, prep time wouldn't do much against Batman" or "Batman would have prepped for that too".
Really the best representation of a spontaneous fight that still shows Batman's awareness/preparation is when he faced Superman in Justice League: War. He was visibly getting his ass kicked. He had no true way of stopping Superman, but Batman did at least learn enough about his opponent to be able to prevent Superman from beating him into the ground. So really, assuming Batman somehow got some information about Spider-Man, it'd look like that.
Spider-Man would dodge and toss Batman around, right before Spider-Man goes for some finishing blow, Batman says his name, Spider-Man pauses for a second, and after clearing up the confusion, go about their merry way fighting crime together.
Batman vs Spider-Man is easily one of the most autistic match ups ever...like what, because they're both animal themed? That's the reasoning? Marvel has plenty of characters that are actually in the same character class as Batman despite not having an animal shape on their chest
Might as well match up Captain America and Superman because they're both blue
>>84575617
The reasoning is they're both the biggest names of their respective publishers, probably. Doesn't take much to figure that out.
>>84575713
Yeah foreal
>>84574902
Everything you stated is false, though.
>>84574755
Spidey is far faster, far stronger, and he can dodge most anything because spidey sense.
It's not even close.
>>84576607
Spotted the butthurt batfag. Spidey is ten times the hero and fighter Batcuck could ever be.
>>84574993
>>84574905
>>84574965
>Death Battle
>Source
>>84574755
Less than an hour. And I'm not being ironic. Batman has a lot of crazy stuff that would let him reduce Peter to red mist.
>>84575617
Who would give a better heart to heart between Cap and Supes?
>>84576743
Cap.
All it would take is one hit from Spider-Man for Batman to be dead
Then again, Batman cheating his way out of losing is basically his super power....making this whole thing fucking stupid.
Who wins based on ability? Spider-Man
Who wins in a situation where they can be written to win no matter what? Batman
>Spidey THWIP's
>"fuck me, I can't reach my utility belt"
>Bats chop through the webs with some ass pull boomerang out of his fucking glove of course, because god damn Batman always has a fucking ass pull
>Spidey quips, "Hey, I told you to stay still mister!" or something like that
>hits him with prolonged THWIP's, goos up his head and shit, ties up his hands
>Batman can't do ANYTHING
>Batman gets embarassed
>>84577030
But Batman always has an ass pull
>Batman releases web destroying gas from capsules he had in his mouth
>>84576743
Supes all the way.
>>84577051
It's like in the James Bond movies, where James Bond always has some kind of special machine built for some specific task he will encounter during the movie.
>"Here 007, it's an ejecting passenger seat"
>some baddie gets in the car, gets ejected
The thing is Spiderman beats Batman in every possible area, except gadgets and (maybe) inteligence/tactics.
But it doesn't matter, because Batman has defeated foes much more powerful than Spidey. So, Batman v Spiderman? Spiderman wins by logic and common sense. Batman wins because he's Batman.
Have there been pages of Batman doing extensive preparation in anticipation of fighting someone? Not, like, a suiting up sequence with a specialized battle suit or something, but more like where he plans out how the fight goes, the lengths he does to hide something, how he plans out his utility belt layout, that kind of thing.
>>84577133
Exactly, which is why these Batman vs things never make any sense
We all know realistically Batman would be overpowered by many characters, but the whole point of Batman is that he can get out of any situation regardless of having no super powers
>>84574905
Fuck off, casual
>>84577168
>having no super powers
I think with the effectiveness we all know it too have, I would call his preparedness a superpower
>>84577168
>>84577145
Remember when Batman got knocked out by a rock?
>>84576743
Cap and Superman will never give you a pep talk
>>84577256
>>84576743
>>84576743
Classic Supes or Snyder Supes?
>>84577193
Right but the only reason it exists is because he's Batman and writers have to write him a way to win
So, these discussions are pointless ultimately...no matter what the situation is, Batman can always be written to win.
>>84577256
>got knocked out by a rock?
he's still on his feet after the rock, actually got knocked out by Wondy hitting him square in the chest and a second time in the face
Not only is Spider-Man canonically more intelligent and strong-willed, he has the power to punch out cosmic-level beings.
Fagman has no chance.
>>84577550
>all that dick-to-dick contact in the middle panels
>>84574755
Peter has a better grasps of things like maths and science, not to mention physics and higher level material of this nature than even the very best version of Bruce. Additionally, his spidey-sense would help him in ways that Bruce would have no such skill.
IF Bruce had taskmaster type skills, he might but otherwise, Bruce could have a decade to prep and not get very far in a one on one fight.
What is prep time going to give Batman? This meme was always stupid, even in comparison to power level threads like this. Spider Man is multitudes faster and stronger than Batman and has limited precognition. He doesn't have any weaknesses that Batman will exploit. Pack it up, there's no discussion.
>>84576743
Who would make a better POTUS?Assuming Supes could run, what with being an illegal alien and all.
>>84574755
Batman is the peak of human condition in the DC universe. Captain America is the peak of human condition in the Marvel Universe. If Captain America can't defeat Spider-Man, so Batman can't.
>>84577867
>He doesn't have any weaknesses that Batman will exploit.
Punisher beat Spider-Man before, Batman can.
I agree Spider-Man logically beats Batman, and I agree this discussion is stupid, but we're talking comic books man...and we're talking Batman specifically, any bullshit reason can be made up for him to win
>>84578172
Spider-man wasn't trying to turn the Punisher into a fine red mist or he could have done so immediately.
The point of a fight like this is they're both trying to kill each other.
>>84577471
Just because she hit an unconscious man as he was falling doesn't mean the rock didn't do the crime.
Happens in UFC all the time. Rocks are brutal. Fucking rocks.
>>84578067
>not understanding Captain America at all
Even in comic books, no one can just train really hard to reach Cap's level. Regular ol' 616 Steve is stronger than any Bruce Wayne.
>>84577867
He's got more weaknesses than you'd think.
His Spider-Sense CAN be scrambled, or worse, used to cause pain. There's even ways to neutralize it entirely or ways to trick it.
However, the people who come up with those usually have a lot of experience dealing with him.
Then there's also that gas that the Spider-Slayer bots used to use which could weaken and poison him.
Of course. the question is could Bruce find out about these, get them, and more importantly prevent Peter from preventing their use in time.
Spider-Man had the prep time gimmick about 20 years before Batman had.
Just saying.
Spidey is a prep time type too don't forget. Especially during the early days whipping up a special device or webbing was how he won after taking a beating the first round.
>Thread is full of delusional Spyderfags
Guys, I love Peter and all, but, c'mon, it's Batman. He've tricked and beated Darkseid TWICE. He can handle Spidy any time.
Prep God Batman > anybody.
Normal Batman < almost anybody with superpowers
>>84579649
And going by this logic of pointing out weaknesses...we can do the same thing by listing all of Batman's strengths and saying how Spidey trumps them
But....that would be pointless wouldn't it? Because he is Batman and can be written out of any given situation.
>>84579997
>Guys, I love Peter and all, but, c'mon, it's Batman. He've tricked and beated Darkseid TWICE.
Yet Bane beat him in combat
Bane is significantly weaker than Spider-Man
Are you starting to see the picture? IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, FEATS ARE BULLSHIT AND POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSHIT, BECAUSE WHOEVER IS WRITING CAN MAKE WHOEVER THEY WANT WIN FOR THE SAKE OF PLOT OR STORY
Fucking Christ
>>84580019
I know that, man. That's why I've said Prep God Batman > anybody, but nomal Bats can get beaten by a lot of people. I dunno why so many people so angry about all of this.
>>84579997
The thing is, Spider-Man is basically the anti-Batman.
You know how Batman recruited Plastic Man as the Anti-Martian Manhunter, who could take him out if he went rogue?
If Batman went rogue, you'd get Spider-Man. He's stronger, faster, can sense traps automatically (meaning even if he doesn't know there's a trap, he knows there's a trap), and is similarly brilliant when granted proper resourced.
Can Spidey best BatGod, though?
>>84577145
>Batman wins because he's Batman.
This nigger understands!
>>84578243
>The point of a fight like this is they're both trying to kill each other.
Your autism is showing.
Because the "winner" in your scenario is in fact the loser as Spider-Man killing Batman makes Spider-Man a villain and vis a versa.
Also, neither of them would try to kill the other, cause neither of them are psychopaths.
>>84574755
Well Spider-Man's powers are insane so I dont know...the guy can lift buildings, spar with gods, dodge bullets and lightning, is sometimes buffed to Reed Richards-level IQ, and has pre-cog...and has no real weakness to speak of. With that level of ridiculousness, no matter how hard a human works, even someone like Batman who's trained harder than anyone, if they aren't a villain and willing to nuke a city to kill him then there is just no fucking way.
Peter Parker's parents AND UNCLE are dead, he has no fucking money, and isn't filled to the brim with daddy isssues. He already won merely by being who he is, in contrast to batman.
>>84578243
>The point of a fight like this is they're both trying to kill each other.
>the point of a fight like this is it has nothing to do with the characters
>>84580201
Yes.
>>84580434
Well one watched both his parents get shot to death right in front of his face as a sheltered 8-year-old and had no blood relatives to look after him, and had to dedicate the rest of his life to obsessive training to become a hero.
The other lost his uncle after having learned plenty of life lessons from him and still has an aunt that loves him more than anything, and transformed from a typical loner nerd to a super-powerful, smart-mouthed ladykilling superhero overnight because of a chance spider bite.
What analogue are you trying to draw here?
>>84577256
Was it a big rock?
It's been stated several times in this thread alone that Spider-Sense can be countered.
Webbing slinging could easily be countered by chemicals too.
Assuming Bruce wouldnt just counter the Spider-Sense into just crippeling Peter, this leaves Spider-Man as a kinda strong, kinda fast human who doesnt even know martial arts.
C'mon now guys. I know its realy trendy to hate Batman around here, but you're deluding yourself.
>this fucking thread
I don't know if spiderfags are as delusional as batfags or you all just have a big hate boner for Batman. There are niggas actually saying that Peter is smarter than Bruce when Bruce created a cure for death and hacked time itself with Batprogramming.
There are niggas saying that batman couldn't resist a spider-punch when he survived a beat from Darkseid himself.
There are niggas saying that the spider sense would be helpful in any way when Batman left martian manhunter crying like a lil bitch
noggas pls
>>84580939
spider-man knows a martial art he developed with a bit of help that revolves all around taking advantage f his wall crawling, for the explicit purpose of making him fight better when unable to use his spider sense
>>84580019
>Yet Bane beat him in combat
So?
It sounds like you don't know shit about the context of Bane beating Batman.
>>84581346
>>84580019
Batman beat not just one but TWO cities full of criminals alone before being defeated by Bane famalama
>>84581372
And Batman knows literally all the other martial arts and is crazy experienced at utilizing these when fighting unusual enemies. Also, all Bats has to do there is move away from walls.
>>84581438
>move away from walls
>Spider-Man is now free to go do whatever is it Batman was trying to stop him from doing
>Batman loses
>>84574902
>>84575180
>>84576645
>>84577030
>>84577256
>>84577550
>>84577736
>>84580456
Piderman beaten up physically and morally by a top peek human hunter.
The real answer here is "It would win whoever the writers wants to win".
If you are marvelfagg you will say Piderman else if you are a DCfagg you will say Manman,
>>84581453
>Walls are now Spidey's kryptonite somehow
???
>>84574755
Only Daredevil could really handle Spider-Man.
>>84581455
>Spider-Man beatun up physically and morally by a top peek human hunter.
He was shot. And he was depressed. Only if you read the comic...
>>84581455
>Jungle herbs
>>84577277
>he is dying, so he is decided to cure child cancer with little kryptonians, and finally find them planet
Lex Luthor is only actual hero in this comic.
>>84581438
Captain is a better martial artist than Batman and Spider-Man beat him countless times.
Not to mention Spider-Man punches cosmic level lads regularly. He went toe to toe with Thanos.
>>84581534
>Captain is a better martial artist than Batman
>Being this fucking insane
>>84581438
Does he know Spider-Style kung-fu? Because Peter and Shang-Chi invinted it while Peter was without a spider-sense, which I'm sute you guys would say Batman made a nullifier for
>>84581564
>>84581564
Captain knows literally every single martial art on the planet. He is the best martial artist on Marvel universe. On the other hand, Cassandra and Karate Kid can easily rape Batman.
:^)
>>84581564
>>84581575
Spider-Man can punch a man's head off, a man who wears armor that makes him as strong as he is
Period
Spider-Man beats Batman unless you want to talk "if this were in a comic book" in which case your argument is not relevant because Punisher would beat Batman, if Batman was in a Punisher book
Spidey can't punch hard (originally, canonically), he can only lifting heavy weights, which is why he is more throwing objects on opponents or making traps instead frontal attack.
>>84581596
you know Batman won this battle?
>>84581628
>Spidey can't punch hard
>>84581627
No he can't, in Spider-Man 2 he couldn't knockout Octopus with several punches in the head, but could handle train.
>>84574755
>people saying that Batman isn't smarter than Peter
FUCKING PLEASE, Bruce is on the Top 3 genius of DC Earth, and has much greater feats on gadgets and etc.
Also, stop this fucking fanboysm, Peter lost to characters that were WEAKER than Batman, and Batman already defeated characters stronger than Spiderman.
The real issue is just WHO the writter want to win. I can think on multiple scenarios were any of them could win without having to use ass puls.
>>84581575
>>84581596
Surely Cap should beat Bats in toe-to-toe fisticuffs. He's got superhuman speed and strength doesn't he - as well as peak-human fighting abilities.
They might be both exceptional fighters but am I wrong in thinking Cap should have strength and dexterity that Bruce couldn't attain?
>>84581662
>Spider-Man 2
>movies
ok
>>84581662
the thing here is Spidernam strenght varies according to need of writing, we watched that in CW.
>>84581534
>Captain is a better martial artist than Batman and Spider-Man beat him countless times.
But that's not even true. >>84581575 Cap concievably beating Bats =/= him actually doing so.
>Not to mention Spider-Man punches cosmic level lads regularly. He went toe to toe with Thanos.
And Batman has done more than go toe-to-toe with his universe's equivalent. He's famously beaten Darkseid.
>>84581655
It wasn't armored, any guy like Daredevil could do that.
>>84581593
>>84581575
Batman not only knows every single Martial arts from this planet but also a few alien ones, and there's a couple he invented by himself. Batman knows so much about martial arts that he thaught Ra's al Ghul some shit that not even he knew even tho he's walking o this earth for hundreds of years.
Also this "x defeated y so he's better" shit is meaningless when Cap lost to people like wolverine and crossbones
Also >>84581596 literally proves my point.
>>84581682
Are you telling me, that Daredevil could punch the jaw off of someone who is Spider-Man tier?
>>84581682
>>84581695
And even so, you think a light punch can knock someones jaw off?
>>84581671
Because guys on /co/ usually don't read comics, so I illustrated that even casual can notice.
And in all modern movies his powers are accurate to original canon, except organic web ofc.
Spidey isn't puncher, yes he can lift huge weights but that's so. Cause he was beaten by radioactive spider, not by kenguru.
>>84581695
Of course.
>>84581666
A retarded monkey in Marvel equals to smartest guy on DC if we are going to talk about intelligence in both respective Multiverses. Marvel is just too smart.
I mean hell, in his first issue, he cucked Reed fucking Richards, smartest guy on the MARVEL UNIVERSE. Go figure.
>>84581666
Darkseid is a jobber. Anyone can beat him. He only won once. On the other hand, Spider-Man beat Firelord. Herald of Galactus.
>>84581666
>Surely Cap should beat Bats in toe-to-toe fisticuffs. He's got superhuman speed and strength doesn't he - as well as peak-human fighting abilities.
As I said here >>84581668 much of these fights are stupid because there are multiple factors in a battle.
Batman could for example attract Captain to a certain área and use a grapping throw at him a heavy objectivelly, like a wall, container or just a big rock, it only depend on the battle field. He could intercept his legs throwing something, he could throw some substance at his face making him unnable to breath and etc, Batman has fought characters stronger than Cap like Killer Croc, or better fitghers before ...or Captain could easily punch him before this, and win.
The thing is: there are MULTIPLE ways that a battle can turn around, and it is the writter that choose.
Stop autism.
>>84581736
I'm not understanding how someone with superstrength can't punch hard
>>84581711
One from Spider-Man would.
>>84581779
Modern writers having high bullshit with Spider-Man powers.
Only guy who understands him accurate this days is Bendis.
>>84581759
>A retarded monkey in Marvel equals to smartest guy on DC
This isn't an argument.
It is just your subjective opinion.
>Darkseid is a jobber.
Never mentioned Darkseid, but he isn't the only character stronger than Spiderman that Batman defeated.
>Anyone can beat him. He only won once.
This is an incredibly stupid argument.
Is this bait?
>>84581779
>I'm not understanding how someone with superstrength can't punch hard
>>84581773
Yeah, I get that. I was just referring to the specific example on those pages where Bats and Cap are trading blows. That's why I said fisticuffs - just blow for blow as it were.
Same way I wouldn't expect for Bats to be able to block a punch from the Hulk - but obviously that's an extreme example.
>>84581850
>This isn't an argument. It is just your subjective opinion
It's a joke. Doesn't mean it's not true though. Marvel characters are smarter than DC characters. By a wide margin. Also
>Genius Intellect: (Batman's IQ is possibly well over 200; it is estimated to be 192)
>Genius-Level Intellect: With an IQ north of 250,[175] Peter is easily one of the most intelligent men on Earth. Some of the Earth's most brilliant minds such as Reed Richards and Hank Pym
>>84581850
>Never mentioned Darkseid
Meant to >>84581681
>but he isn't the only character stronger than Spiderman that Batman defeated.
So? Spider-Man beat Firelord and Doom before.
>This is an incredibly stupid argument
It's not. It's true and you know it.
>>84574993
>Death Battle as a source
You fucking idiot. Their shit is decided by fucking popular vote by basement dwellers and mouth breathers at Cons.
>>84581977
Villains always job. That's a retarded meta argument.
>>84582029
Darkseid jobs more than your average villain. Do you think the name "Jobberseid" is just a meme?
>>84581890
http://nattyornot.com/strong-bench-equal-strong-punches/
>>84582064
Stop the faggotory dude.
Punisher killed Peter with a sniper shot, and there is literally no reason for why Sandman couldn't kill Peter like pic related, apart from plot armor.
>>84582267
Spider-Man punched Galactus, what's your point?
And there's no reason for why any average criminal/henchmen couldn't kill Batman.
>>84574755
Peter is a smart man whose smarts help him win against opponents he shouldn't be able to beat, that's his thing. So since he could also use the prep time and is also more physically capable than Bruce, Batman would only win if he's written to. Writer literally just has to use the DUDE PARKER LUCK LMAO
>>84578172
>logically, spiderman wins
>but thats batman, you know. We gotta think up some bullshit so batman wins because he's the batman and he always has preptime and i like him because he's human just like me XDD
And thats why I'll never stop saying that batman should be isolated in his own batmanverse.
>>84574755
>>84574755
>So how much prep time would Batman need to defeat Spider-Man?
He needs to fuck up his spider sense. Nothing more, just overload it
>>84582413
>And thats why I'll never stop saying that batman should be isolated in his own batmanverse.
Nah he shouldn't, but his unbeatable status should be toned down as it's basically a joke at this point...nobody buys it. Moon Knight has the same skill set and tech as Batman, but there is no such thing as Moongod
>>84582306
Yes,there is.
>his reaction time is faster than a bullet
>he is too fast for the human eye to see
>can become invisible to super human sight with ninja magic
>can bend a gun with his bare hands
>his gear is bullet proof
and there's a ton more, stop being a faggot
>>84582511
>his reaction time is faster than a bullet
>he is too fast for the human eye to see
>can become invisible to super human sight with ninja magic
>can bend a gun with his bare hands
>his gear is bullet proof
Bunch of plot armors :^)
Spider-Man can kick his ass easily though. ;^)
>>84582538
>p-plot armors spide still wins
Fucking character fags I fucking swear
>>84580744
For you.
>>84582511
>>his reaction time is faster than a bullet
Spider-Man has super human reflexes, so no matter how good Batmans are Spider-Man's are better by default
>>he is too fast for the human eye to see
Spider-Man has super human speed, so no matter ho good Batman's is Spider-Man's is better by default
>>can become invisible to super human sight with ninja magic
Spider sense
>>can bend a gun with his bare hands
Can lift a train with his bare hands
How much butthole stretching preptime does Batman have with a giant dildo?
>>84582620
He doesn't.:^)
>>84582651
Because he constantly has two up his ass all the time? The second one is for backup.
>>84582687
Top kek
>>84582710
ALFRED'S
>>84582722
GONNA
>>84582728
CLEAN
>>84581455
>The real answer here is "It would win whoever the writers wants to win".
Of course man. It always is. That's how comic books work.
>>84582749
BATLUBE
>>84582768
FILLED
>>84574755
>be Batman
>put a sealed suit
>go to an abandoned building
>find a way to make Spiderman go there, maybe a signal a twitt, it doesn't matter.
>Batman use heating signatures to tell when Spiderman is close
>the entire building exalates an extremelly potent sleeping gas, the entire area in engulfed
Done, pretty easy for Batman to beat Spiderman and didn't even had to use much resources.
>mask
>gas bombs
>heat radar
>>84582775
ANUS
>>84582787
FILLED
>>84582805
CUM
>>84582824
DEAD PARENTS
>>84582836
ROBIN'S TWINK PENIS
>>84582782
Spider-Man has a stealth suit
Spider-Man has a spider-sense.
Smh
>>84582840
JOKER'S TIGHT FUNHOLE
>>84582782
People will ignore this post mate.
They aren't very creative and doesn't know shit on how fighting work.
/co/ can't writte anything other apart from fetish, for shit.
>>84582858
TWO-FACE'S HALF BURNT BALLS
>>84582782
>Spider-Man
>Find Batman
>Punch him
Done, pretty easy for Spider-Man (spell it right casual) to beat Batman and he didn't even have to use plot armor
How to spot a casual on /co/? They use weeb reaction images
>>84582872
PENGUIN'S POINTY PRICK
>>84582886
KILLER CROC'S 50 INCH PENIS
>>84582857
Spider sense won't protect him from chemical gás attack before he is hit.
If this was the case, he would never be punched and defeated by so many of his rogue galleries like fucking Lizard or Mysterio.
Also, your entire argument is based on the fact that Peter knows what is Bruce's plan, even if he doesn't have any mean.
Its not like Batman also couldn't use real bombs tgat a stealph suit wouldn't protect.
>>84582926
FREEZE'S CRYSTALLIZED PUBES
>>84582955
SCARECROW'S SCARE""""CROW""""
>>84582782
>be bruce wayne
>buy oscorp
>get files of experiments with spiders
>get formula injected to spiders
>give it to lucius fox
>make it better
>inject bruce with new formula
>see spiderman
>win battle
gg
no re
>>84582969
IVY'S FUTA PLANTCOCK
>>84582878
How new are you?
Also, it is explicitly stated that Batman has prep time on this one, obviously that it really didn't matter because it is the fucking writter who choose it, I'm just showing that there is actually multiple ways that anyone with Batman's resources to defeat Spiderman, if you remove plot armor.
>>84582977
HARLEY'S PUDDIN SCAT
>>84582973
This could easily happen on Morrison Bats.
>>84582973
Batman can't handle the Joker....there is no way he could possibly come within ten feet of Osborn without his entire life being ruined
>>84583005
RA'S WRINKLED SACK
>>84582991
You can't spell Spider-Man
Go back to /a/ FAGGOT
>>84583032
How about Sphincter-Man?
>>84582973
Spider-Man didn't get bit by Oscorp Spiders you fucking casual.
>>84582941
>Spider sense won't protect him from chemical gás attack before he is hit.
It will.
>If this was the case, he would never be punched and defeated by so many of his rogue galleries like fucking Lizard or Mysterio.
Lizard never defeated Spider-Man and only reason Spider-Man gets weakened by Mysterio's illusions is because he can't differentiate which one is real and which one is not...And it takes Spider-Man to find out like 10 seconds.
>>84582991
So does Spider-Man.
>Assume that to make it more balanced, Spider-Man gets the same amount of prep time
>>84583032
its Spider-Man® fucking casual
>>84583019
CALENDAR MAN'S POINTY CALENDARS
>>84583096
NIGHTWING'S BOUNCY ASS
>>84583111
RED HOOD'S WIDE-GIRTH PISTOLS
>>84582878
>plot armor
Shit nigga, anyone with plenty of money can do that.
If The Boys showed something, is that a simple coordenate attack by authorities on 80% of meta humans, without any plot armor, would result on super powered guys dying.
>>84583124
DAMIAN'S TINY PUCKER
>>84583032
SPIDERMAN.
>all these deluded spiderfags
Peter died at the hands of a cancer-ridden Ock. Never forget.
>>84583152
BARBARA'S HOTWHEELS
>>84583188
GORDON'S RAPE OBSESSION
>>84583074
>Spider-Man® didn't get bit by Oscorp Spiders
yes right, it was a random radioctive spider, how is peter parker not dying of cancer again?
>>84583198
CASSANDRA CAIN'S HUGE TRANNY CLIT
>>84583074
Comics shows that the only defense that Spiderman had agaisnt gas being throw at him, was to use the spider sense to hold his breath.
Which would be useless if a great area is covered in smoke.
>>84583218
RIDDLER'S QUESTIONABLE GENITALS
>>84583233
They don't.
>>84583233
This is also assuming that Bruce isn't doing anything other in the fight apart from stand still and pressing a button.
It isn't hard to overkill if it is needed.
>>84583241
BANE'S BIG GUY STANCE
>>84583267
BULLOCK'S HAIRY TITS
>>84583279
DEATHSTORKE'S TORN OFF PENIS
>>84583299
FIREFLY'S BURNT ANUS
>>84583316
LORD DEATH MAN'S SKELETON PENIS
>>84583253
Yes, they show that his only defense against gas is to hold his breath, whitch won't work if a great área is covered in smoke, or if Batman attack him.
Also this >>84582267
>>84583330
ZSASZ'S SLICED NIPPLES
>>84583332
Your panel shows Peter using his Spider-Sense you fucking retard.
Also this>>84582306
>>84583364
DEADSHOT'S FAST THRUSTING BULLETS
>>84583367
>Your panel shows Peter using his Spider-Sense you fucking retard.
Yes, TO HOLD HIS BREATH, this is the only way that it help him. So he as only minutes to do something or he lose, he literally wouldn't have a way to counterpart it if the area of gas was bigger.
Also it is going by the idea that Batman isn't even smacking him on a power armor, while he os forced to hold his breath.
>>84583383
WESKER'S COCK PUPPET
>>84583439
Spider-Man can hold his breath more than you think. Look for "If this be my destiny" first issue.
Not to mention he is agile as fuck so can easily escape traps.
>>84583458
I'm out of Batman villains ;_;
>>84583485
PHANTASM'S SMOKEY ORGASEM
>>84583472
So exchange gas for napalm and bombs.
He is caught on explosions all the time, like pic related, even if he is able to hold the explosion (if you don't choose to use something way stronger than regular human tech) he won't be able to remove napalm flames.
>>84583559
Peter would FIND A WAY.
>>84583559
Batman can't survive having his neck stabbed through with fingers he can't stop
>>84583588
Spider has to find him first :^)
>>84583559
But he can detect explosions. :^)
>>84583616
He is still caught on them, like the pic that I posted.
>>84583628
You do know that Peter was fighting before that pic happened right?
>>84582782
>be Batman
>say to Sandman that he could explode Sipder-man from the inside
>he does it
>?????
>profit
>>84583656
And?
>>84583662
>be Spider-Man
>tell random thugs they could aim for Batman's uncovered mouth with heir guns
>they do it
>???
>profit
>>84583681
Means he was stuck and distracted? Batman needs to go toe to toe to make that happened. And that probably would kill him.
>>84583662
>>84583718
>be Batman and Spider-Man
>look each other in the eyes
>start making out
>Spider-Man tops Batman during sex because he's stronger
>Peter's camera takes pictures
>sell them to gay porn sites and magazines
>?????
>profit
>>84583718
>>84583718
>>be Spider-Man
>>tell random thugs they could aim for Batman's uncovered mouth with heir guns
>>they do it
>>???
>>nothing happens
>>84583718
But they try to do it, but in canon Batman is just to quick for them.
You don't have the same execuse with Spider, seeing that it is canon that Sandman DID blowed him from the inside, with him having acess to all his powers. The only reason that this didn't happened on 616 is because Sandman never thoutgh about it.
>>84574902
So much bullshit in a single post... How is it possible? The only edge spider-man has is strength and spider sense.
>>84583804
He caught Spider-Man off guard, a Spider-Man from a completely non-edgy time/universe even, so how does Spider-Man not have the same excuse?
>>84583733
>Use power armor.
>fight
>suddenly when Peter hit it, it explodes in napalm all over his body
>it was a suit like he uses to fight big threats, but it was remote controled
>explosions as usual
Nigga, Peter died for goblin Osborn on Ultimate.
>>84583850
>so how does Spider-Man not have the same excuse?
Because Sandman never tried it on main universe even if there is no reason apart for him holding back, while people trying to short Batman on any place is usually a challenge, and even when it hit, other anon showed that it didn't worked.
>>84583850
>He caught Spider-Man off guard
B-but muh spider sense!
>>84583852
That Peter got shot and then fought Sandman, Vulture, Kraven, and Electro then STILL beat Osborn before finally dying.
>>84583931
So Batman would only need to do the same but with a stronger armor than the Goblin?
>>84583900
>Because Sandman never tried it on main universe even if there is no reason apart for him holding back
But how do we know it would work on a Spider-Man that has his guard up? You're talking like Spider-Man isn't super
>>84583918
>B-but muh spider sense!
It's literally just a warning and Sandman was like 5 feet away from him and Spider-Man normally doesn't fight him that close.
>>84583955
That Spider-Man was also just a teenager.
>>84578243
Wasn't mentioned in the OP, which is important because Spider-Man trying to kill someone is a lot different than Spider-Man fighting anyone else
>>84583852
Peter has prep time too. What makes you think he can't bring Spider-Armor or Iron Spider? Or Stealth suit for that matter?
>>84583955
Goblin had unbreakable skin. We are talking about Ultimate Goblin. As strong as Hulk. And he was shot before coming there. Nigga was bleeding.
>>84574965
They know more than you do.
>>84583850
What if batman brought his 10feet tall Justice League robots? Could spider-man fight them all and still be aware of an explosion? Could he fight them all, be aware of an explosion while intoxicated by super sleeping gas? Could he fight them all, be aware of an explosion, handle super sleeping gas all while Batman trow some remote controlled heat seeking poisonous batarangs?
Or would he just do this >>84583577?
>>84580201
Can BatGod beat Beyonder Spidey? The answer is No.
>>84584104
At what point does he get hit with sleeping gas? How did that happen? And where is the fight taking place that it would be okay for Batman to release seven 10-foot tall robots AND cause an explosion while they are both supposed to be on an even playing field?
At that point Peter might as well be allowed to bring the other Spider-People and have Miles shit all over those robots while the rest look for Batman.
>>84580201
Batgod vs Captain Universe Spider-Man
Who wins?
>>84574755
Batman would need about a month and that would be enough prep time to fight Spider-Man to a win,
>>84584220
It os never said that it is a fairy fight, Batman is said to have as much prep time as he wants.
Anon was just going for overkill, but he could use regular sized robots as strong as his anti-Superman suit. The gas start to break out when the fight start.
To be honest, to win against Peter you would just need gás, bombs and a distraction.
Real life army could do it if they wanted
>>84584241
Beyonder Spider-Man
>>84584368
>It os never said that it is a fairy fight
>Assume that to make it more balanced, Spider-Man gets the same amount of prep time
>>84574755
About two to three hours to find a good battleground and rig it with whatever traps he wants.
And he has to do the research on Spider-Man himself, which will take all night, just compiling data and encounters to fully understand his capabilities. He'd probably figure out the spider sense here, which is the most important thing for him to learn and prepare for.
So ultimately a days prep time, just to thorough.
>>84584419
Say to me how Peter could know and prep agaisnt Bruce's gadgets.
>find cure for spiderman
>put cure in nano needle robot
>shake hands with peterparker
>spidersense is not triggered because bruce wants to cure him and not attack him
>cure takes effect
>parker gets raped
gg
no re
>>84584504
Lots and lots of webs.
Fists? Webs.
Batarangs? Webs.
Web disintegration mist? Stall until it dissipates and then even more webs.
Batman would never be able to counter that.
Also he could just ask Tony to build a better Iron-Spider suit.
>Seduce Parker
>Take Spider-cock up asshole
>Use ass sperm to clone Spider-man
>Raise clone as a rich douchebag
>Beat up Spider-man with rich clone
simple
>>84584630
But the sperm would be contaminated with bat doo doo creating an uncontrollable Spider-Poo monster creating havoc everywhere it goes.
>>84577193
>Autism is now a superpower
>>84574755
>all this Spider wankey
It is pretty much canon in DC:
>Batman can deceive better than Mysterio
>has better gadgets and resources than Green Goblin or Craven
>has power armors stronger than Lizard and Rhino.
He is like all his rogue gallery in one.
But richer.
>>84583233
You do know how fast Spider-man is right? Things like that have happened before and he can still take out a warehouse of criminals and still clear the place before he needs to breathe again.
>>84584629
Nothing of this can counter >>84584104 or >>84584368
Bruce doesn't even need to be there.
>>84584657
But with prep time Bruce would have devised a synthetic inner-ass lining to perfectly harvest the spider-sperm during fun butt time.
>>84584734
If Batman gets to bring robots then Peter gets to bring the other Spiders, and they would absolutely annihilate those robots together.
>>84584699
>>84579997
>>84581278
>>84583172
I'm loving the irony here guys
>>84579997
>ABC logic
>>84584753
No amount of prep time can save batman from his own poopy. Batpoop would have just the same amount of prep time to dismantle Bruce's inner ass lining.
>>84584783
But the robots are part of Batman's gadgets, Peter is actually bringing OTHER characters.
>>84584789
I KNOW that Batman has an absurd plot armor that is ridicule, but it is still canon and bigger than Peter's.
I also believe that anyone with as much.money, hell, even Bill Gates, could kill Peter with prep time.
>>84584818
Battle robots are more than just gadgets, if they can do all of the fighting for Batman there's no real reason Spider-Man can't bring backup.
>>84584806
I see, then Bruce would have to lure Parker into a cage, wherein lies his shit clone. Since it's also part of Batman, it would be much smarter than Parker, but still have his spider powers.
>>84581596
>you will never see a Batman/Cap buddy cop comic
>>84584875
>shit clone
But there's already a Ben Riley
>>84583017
there's some truth here
>>84584871
>Battle robots are more than just gadget
Yes they are if he build them.
>>84584875
But the shit clone with it's combination of Batman and Spiderman's powers could find a way out of the cage and kill batman.
>>84584886
This was pretty close.
>>84584908
You meant "No they aren't"
But I don't see how that's any different from calling in back up, he built them yes but how exactly is it different from having another person fighting for you?
>>84584950
Because it is the same as saying that the web shooters fight for Peter.
If you "made" it, it is part of your power level.
