>This is what did it? Burgers?
>>84532367
Did it leak?
>>84532398
2 first minutes.
>>84532367
The great Steven Quartz Universe has allowed you to take one woman from his bountiful harem.
Who do you choose?
>>84532445
Pearl, of course.
>>84532412
So 1/5th of the episode.
God I hate 11 min shit
>>84532445
Opal, if Garnet counts as one she counts as one.
>>84532803
Technically we've seen 2/5ths of the episode since we already got the Mr. Greg song too.
>>84532367
Does Pearl just have an utter inability to get over things, or?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGJhBtXCWJ4
>>84533867
>Marty's still a fucking bro after all these years
noice
>>84533867
>Cuts out immediately after Steven's Lyrics
OH SO THAT'S WHAT BLUE BALLS FEELS LIKE.
>>84533867
>Pepe Burgers
>>84532367
>mfw pearl browses /int/
>>84533927
Jesus Christ.
>>84533867
I swear to God this episode better not end with Greg being flat broke
>>84534154
Love it if they made some manner of college fund joke.
>>84533769
Women, right?
>>84534154
it's going to be one of those episodes.
>>84534182
please don't hurt me like this crewniverse
>>84534154
>>84534367
Because fuck the patriarchy.
>>84532367
>there's singing
And dropped.
>>84532367
So is this whole week nothing but filler?
>>84534431
The entire shows filler
>>84533867
"She would've loved it..."
>>84532367
Can we infer by this clip that Marty won't be a complete scum bag in Drop Beat Dad?
>>84532445
Peridot.
>>84534443
Why do people like filler?
>>84534445
>it's a feels episode
Can we just get to the action already?
>>84534445
"Hey Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst! Come check out this song Greg made about burgers! Where's the nearest Pepe's Burgers? Let's go on a road trip and sing it into the intercom!"
>>84534449
Rebecca sugar hates men though so that wont happen, right shitposter-kun?
>>84534443
>>84534465
>>84534471
>>84534477
Rose is a fat pig, so it's perfectly in character for her.
>>84534477
Goofy derp rose is best rose
>>84534493
Delete this.
>>84533867
You START A COLLEGE FUND GREG. A RETIREMENT FUND. SAVE THAT SHIT.
fuck, tv, stop teaching kids not to save your cash.
>>84534500
He's a man anon.
And in Sugar's world, men are incompetent.
>>84534493
>>84534500
Steven has been home schooled and off the ground his entire life.
Greg owns a car wash and lives in a van.
I don't think those can apply to him.
>>84534480
Why does Rebecca hate men so much?
Is it because her dad didn't get her a pony when she was little.
>>84534511
>Rose is naked in the expression on the right.
Lewd.
>>84534532
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan
>>84534511
Disgusting.
>>84534550
>Avoiding the question
Why does she hate men though?
>>84534500
>COLLEGE FUND
SU earth seems pretty cucked, they probably have free Bernie college
>>84534519
It can with that many 0s on that check man.
>>84534449
I mean, maybe, but more likely he's just smart enough to know if he didn't pay Greg his dues Greg could sue him and his lucrative burger contract into a smoking pile of ruin. he (or his lawyer) was just watching his ass.
Which again isn't EVIL, its good business. So maybe Drop Beat Dad'll be about how to make good business decisions to actually achieve your dream lol no it'll be about how music is more important than money.
>>84534573
Why is SU such liberal propaganda?
THE MOMENT THE MEAT HITS THE FLAME
>>84534576
>It can with that many 0s on that check man.
A college fund and retirement are useless for a hippie like Greg.
>>84534154
It'll probably end with Marty fucking him out of the check and it bouncing or being revealed to be illegitimate or something, or he just gives it back to Marty because it's somehow dirty money.
Or maybe he'll get back to beach city and wind up having to use his leftover cash to pay for all the damage the gems have racked up over the years.
>>84534618
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SHOW HAVE SHIT LYRICS?
oh, this is one of those threads
I'll just be on my way then
>>84534568
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan
>>84534631
Because once again, fuck men.
Woman are amazing, amirite?
>>84533867
I love that it ends on you could buy a house.
>>84534664
That's because the next scene was of Greg slapping Steven for such a stupid idea.
>>84534651
feels like every other thread on /co/ is another one of those threads these days
Time has not been good to Marty.
>>84534568
It's a false question
>>84534693
Of course, men look terrible to make women look good.
>>84534693
>>84534716
Is present day Marty supposed to be based on someone in real life?
>>84532367
>dissing burgers
BITCH YOU WANNA GO?! I WILL FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP!
>>84534704
Not really.
>>84534739
I think it's a reference to "what happens when you do too many drugs".
>>84534693
Will this end on the Dick Hardly route or will they take the Frankie Watterson road?
>>84532367
>Pearl still acting like a cunt
Why do people still like her? She's a bitch towards Greg.
>>84534780
Because tumblr.
>>84534780
Wait, people still like her?
L M A O
>>84534724
go away shitposter kun
>>84534780
>>84534796
To be fair, Greg kind of deserved it.
>>84534660
Take a chill pill, man.
>>84534803
You mean by murder cocking a pink rock to death?
I don't see what's wrong with that.
>>84534780
Pearl is the ultimate cuck. Literally died Rose over and over, dedicated her entire life to her, gave up her home for her, then got replaced by some douchy guitar playing bum and still got stuck raising their kid together.
>>84534820
Take a chill pill over men being shamed for women. Good idea.
>>84534785
>>84534796
I used to like her, but she turned shit when she almost killed Steven (twice), and her being a nut. And disrespecting Greg is the last straw.
She literally is a shit, and Peri is a lot better at this point.
>>84534803
How the fuck does he deserve it?
>>84534835
>you mean pity fucking a land whale to death?
FTFY
>>84534850
>Don't talk to me or my sons mother ever again
>>84534855
>a meme spewing shit is better than Pearl
She does get better you know.
She's better adjusted since Barn Mates.
>>84534780
MAY AS WELL
Pearl knew Rose for nearly 6,000 years, and has had 14 to recover, of which she's only made any real progress in the last year or so. To bring things into a human scale, if you knew someone for 60 years that's not even a month and a half's worth of recovery time, with you only making any real progress in the last 4 days.
To clarify, it's not like she's perceiving time at a different speed, rather that long periods of time mean less to her. For a human, a decade is 1/10th of your expected life if you're lucky, while for Pearl that's 1/600th minimum. Furthermore, humans may never get over the death of a loved one, even if they only knew them for less than a decade. Imagine knowing someone for 600 times that and adoring them to the point of them being the center of you life, then losing them. If some humans never recover from less, imagine what that must be like for Pearl.
I think it's totally valid that Pearl's still upset. She's progressing, it's just that it takes a long, long time to completely get over something like that, if you even can.
>>84534875
Still normal to me
>>84534852
take the stick out of your rectum
it's a cartoon
>>84534803
>Greg kind of deserved it.
Pearl, stop being salty. Rose choose a male to reproduce.
>>84534850
And yet, she's still much better than Greg.
I mean Greg could get a heart attack any day thanks to his shitty diet.
>>84534852
I sometimes wonder what it's like to be this delusional.
Ok, but let's not forget that Peridot FUCKING dabs.
>>84534870
>>84534909
Greg is smelly, irresponsible, a bad influence on Steven and is just an all around a Richard Watterson.
>>84532445
Connie how is this even a question
>>84534901
>She never heard of the saying "Forgive and Forget" "Let bygones be bygones"
>>84532445
lapis
>>84534954
Nobody probably told her.
I mean you saw how Garnet treated her after the Sardonyx arc.
>>84534938
>irresponsible
The guy has a lot of money on him. At this point he would make his son happy.
>>84534803
What, for reminiscing about someone they both loved and lost?
Like I feel like there needs to be an episode where Greg finally snaps at one of the gems for blaming him, because he misses her too and now he can't even live with their son because he has to be an alien superhero.
>>84534954
No, I have to agree with >>84534901. The loss of a loved one is always going to have some long lasting emotional effects on those closest to them. I think it's understandable why Pearl would still be upset.That, and she got cucked by a fat dude.
>>84532549
Not before I do!
>>84534980
She reversed cucked him by never letting him see him.
>>84534938
But he has money, all of that could change.
>>84534974
If that happens, Greg will taught to check his privilege for going against women.
>>84534973
>>84535004
He's just going to waste it all on stupid shit.
>>84534974
>Greg snaps at the gems
>He'll be in the wrong and he'll have to apologize
>The gems get off scot free as usual
>>84534974
>and now he can't even live with their son because he has to be an alien superhero
To be fair, this would be better for Greg. Steven is a bitch to raise; better to let some dumbfucks raise him than Greg.
>>84534974
This kind of happened in Message Received, albeit more low key.
>>84532445
Amythyst, she's got all that chub to rub
>>84532367
>What is Steven Universe Rebirth?
>Steven Universe Rebirth is a more grounded and realistic retelling of its source material.
>It features more action, a tighter plot and most importantly, no filler.
>Forget everything you think you know about Steven Universe...
>>84534938
>smelly
He owns a car wash, he's probably one of the cleanest guys around
>>84534948
She's smells like curry.
>>84535092
>No cars ever go near his car wash
He probably smells like a mix of stale Cheetoes, old leather, and slinky beer.
>>84535110
...slinky beer?
>Pepe's burgers
Stop with the meme pandering, Sugar!
>>84535018
>stupid stuff
He wasted money to make a his son happy, and to make a fucking cunt of a gem apologize to him. If I was Greg, I would have chosen Amythest to go with them instead.
>>84535161
How else will tumblrites like this show?
>>84533867
It's not like Greg is completely broke. Guy owns a carwash. He's just a bohemian who would rather live out of his van than rent an apartment.
>>84535185
I thought they already liked it with the "diverse" ""cast"" of """characters""" that they brought on.
>>84535168
That's how stupid Greg is. I would have said fuck you to both Steven and the Gems and invested in stocks.
>>84535161
All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant Pepe
A GIANT PEPE
All I wanna be
Is someone who gets to see
A giant Pepe
>>84535200
Translation, he's too lazy to get a real job.
>>84535051
the message anon.
Reminder that Greg did nothing wrong (At least to Pearl)
>>84535204
That's for the #BlackLivesMatter crowd.
The tumblrites need memes to keep them interested.
>>84535221
>is someone who gets to ree
fixed
>>84533867
NNGGGHHHHH, why is Greg so attractive?
>>84534757
He just looks like an old man. It's the crazy "cool" clothes that make him look ridiculous.
>>84535236
That one.
>>84535261
>Greg
>attractive
What drugs are you on?
Greg is hideous.
>>84535251
Greg is an asshole.
>>84534780
>Why do people still like her?
Because she's neurotic, judgmental, sanctimonious, dorky, and believes herself intellectually superior- like so many people on the internet.
>>84535261
Greg, get the fuck off 4chan. You're not fooling everyone.
>>84535316
Compared to Greg, she's Mother Teresa.
>>84535304
>Greg is an asshole
Please explain why?
>>84535229
>Translation, he's too lazy to get a real job.
Exactly. But he's not broke.
>>84535348
He's a manchild stuck in his past, posing a problem on everyone in his life. He's too much of a manchild to connect to Steven in a meaningful, emotional way.
>>84535286
Greg is my cherry man.
>>84534660
>>84534396
Why so mad? 'Poor character comes into money and then blows it all immediately' is a cliche that's existed way before SU.
Take your persecution complex back to tumblr.
>>84535355
He's lazy and his car wash is failing. He's diet consists of junk food. He gets impressed by couches.
That's not just broke, that's borderline homeless.
>>84535377
He's a fat pig and he probably smells.
>>84535384
Can a man like simple stuff?
>>84535370
Being a manchild instead of a sour ass adult is what allows him to connect with Steven so well.
>>84534693
all i could think of...
>>84535377
>Posting Purico art
You're not helping your case.
>>84535383
>if the cliche existed, it doesn't mean there's no patriarchy busting
If anything, it proves Sugar is using tropes for her agenda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvUo4imaV2I
>80% of Germans make their living DJing
Swedes, actually, but I still kek'd
>>84535384
>He's lazy and his car wash is failing.
He is lazy, but it doesn't look like the car wash is failing.
>>He's diet consists of junk food. He gets impressed by couches.
Yep.
>>That's not just broke, that's borderline homeless.
He just likes living in his van. It's just the way he lives.
>>84534724
Dude. It's usually the men in the animal kingdom that look good. What you said is just a flat-out lie.
>>84535412
>implying being a sour ass adult is a bad thing
Steven will always see Greg as a friend, never as a real father figure.
>>84535405
Nope. It's autistic.
>>84535481
I hate to be your child if I was the one coming out of your cum.
>>84535467
Nobody ever goes to his car wash.
And nobody likes living in a van. The live in one because they're broke.
>>84535253
100% better
>>84535494
>simple stuff
>autistic
Ok, this is bait.
>>84535504
Steven probably feels the same way about Greg.
>It's a "character gets rich and loses it all by the end" episode
>>84532445
>>84532549
>>84532901
>>84534460
>>84534948
>>84534959
>>84535071
>Not Sadie
>a Girl at dick level with a nice chunky ass
why?
>>84535522
Why are you surprised?
SU is all about cliches and tropes.
>>84535505
>Nobody ever goes to his car wash.
They do in the tourist season they mention so often but never actually show.
>>84535522
You never know.
Greg could end up like those millionaires that live simple lives.
>>84535521
Having a strict dad is shit, if you want? We could trade fathers.
>>84535545
No they don't.
>>84535561
Steven could use a strict dad.
He'd probably be better adjusted.
>>84535505
>And nobody likes living in a van.
Hippies, beach bums, and other bohemians do. Greg built the house the gems live in, has a storage unit, pays any expenses they and Steven need (they don't have jobs) and owns the land/barn that Peridot and Lapis live on.
Guy makes money and could easily afford an apartment, if even a shitty one.
>>84535384
Greg's not broke, he spends his money on Steven.
Steven's got a cell phone with a data plan. Steven's got video games at the house. Steven's got hobbies. He doesn't really want for anything.
The Crystal Gems don't work, so these things have to come from Greg. We have to assume he gives up most of life's comforts for the sake of his son. He even gives up custody of Steven because he knows he's not equipped to handle the Gem side of Steven's heritage.
He's a great parent, and if he's broke, it's because he gave it all to Steven.
>>84535528
I didn't know you were into midgets, anon.
>>84535370
"I'm projecting my daddy issues into this cartoon guy who's a bit of a slob but has a job and does the best he can to help raise his weird alien kid."
Why doesn't Greg live in the car wash? Why does he have to live in a van anyways?
>>84535602
Those people don't want to live like that; they're broke.
Greg didn't build the house, the Gems still whatever Steven needs, and the barn was abandoned.
He can't afford shit.
>>84535610
>THIS
You guys think that his stuff comes out from the fucking sky!
Greg is indeed a good father.
>>84535641
I think he likes living in the van.
He owns a business, storage unit, the barn, but wants to stay in a van.
>>84535610
Greg doesn't have money to spend on Steven.
The Gems have to steal money to make sure Steven lives in comfort. Greg gave up custody of Steven because he didn't want the responsibility.
Greg's not really a great parent; he'd be even worse if he just gave his money to Steven.
>>84535654
The Gems have to get all of Steven's shit.
Stop with the Greg is a good dad meme; he's little more than a background gag.
>>84535667
I also think he wants to live close to his son.
>>84535637
>midget
sorry anon, she's more of a short stack
also, who'd you choose then, since your waifu is best?
>>84535687
I don't have a "HE'S GOING ALL OUT" picture but you got one in my imagination reaction image folder.
>>84535640
"I'm desperately trying to defend my husbando, even though it's proven that he's a shitty dad to his alien son."
>>84534901
is rose showing off her cunt to pearl
>>84535641
>>84535667
>>84535705
It's because he's broke. He probably doesn't even own the carwash.
>>84535706
Steven
>>84535643
>Those people don't want to live like that; they're broke.
A lot are broke because they want to live like that. Even when they get money, they don't put it towards stuff "normal" people would. They put it towards the things they value.
And in many cases, having a house isn't one of them.
>>84535591
They guy has the patience and charisma of a god, a little naive sure, but he's pretty damn well adjusted considering he was raised by lesbians he believes resent him for existing.
>>84535733
Don't you mean herscabbard?
>>84535756
Again, they're broke. They're so strung out on drugs they don't have money for a house.
>>84535481
He already has Pearl to be sour as fuck near him
>>84535704
>The Gems have to get all of Steven's shit.
Except they don't have any income of any kind.
My darling son, I remember when I'd sing to you and I would do it again...
>>84535767
>Is childlike to a disturbing degree
>Cries at the drop of a hat
>Is completely naive to the real world
I'd hardly call that well adjusted.
>>84535799
That one line has convinced me that Greg molests Steven.
Who talks to their kids that way?
>>84535687
Greg has a job that doesn't pay massive amounts of money.
Steven is a kid with unique Origins and unique powers Greg does not understand and cannot help him develop.
Greg is still an active part of Steven's life.
Steven live's with the gems because Greg know's he can't support Steven by himself, AND that Steven's gem origin's and powers are beyond his means to help Steven control and develop., but not the Cg. Even with this fact he constantly spends time with his son, clearly care's abotu his son and is willing exert Authority for Steven's own good.
He's not a perfect Parent, but he is a good one, it's just he's a loser of a man and can't actually offer much to his kid.
>>84535786
>Again, they're broke.
Some are. Some aren't. Go to any city with hipsters town, and you'll find people who seem homeless or split rent with a half dozen other people but have more money to waste on shit than you ever did.
>>84535790
Obviously that's not enough.
Greg needs to lay down the law.
>>84535824
Single fathers who care for and value their kids
>>84535793
They steal it.
Unlike Greg, they go above and beyond for Steven.
>ITT: Dad issues
>>84535857
So, pedophiles.
>>84535755
>>84535878
>ITT: The Greg Defense Force is at high alert
>>84535687
>>84535806
>Is childlike to a disturbing degree
He's a child. His age is also all fucked up anyway because it's based on his mental state
>Cries at the drop of a hat
See the monologue in Joy Ride, he's had a hard life.
>Is completely naive to the real world
He's seen some pretty fucked up shit for someone his age, I wouldn't say he's completely naive
>>84535828
They can change if Greg just applied for a real job.
Steven is no different than your average comic book character.
Greg isn't all that active in Steven's life.
Steven lives with the Gems because Greg can't step up in Steven's life. He rarely ever spend times with Steven.
He's a terrible parent and a loser. He could offer more to his kid if he tried.
>>84535891
>>84535930
Would Steven give good handies?
>>84535996
The little motherfucker is buff af. I guess he would wreck the shit out of my cock. Me likey.
>>84535951
He's 14, not a child. It proves he's mentally unbalanced.
People have had harder lives than Steven and they never shed a tear. Steven has no excuse.
Aside from "hardcore fantasy shit that has no bearing on the real world", he's naive. And again, he's 14; 14 year olds see fucked up shit all the time.
>>84535891
>>84535996
not as good as Pearl.
>>84535996
Undoubtedly. He's a very loving person and would be tender to start and go harder as he saw your face light up.
>>84535806
>Is childlike to a disturbing degree
>Cries at the drop of a hat
>Is completely naive to the real world
So you've only watched the first season?
We've seen Steven grow up, and it has been a process, I hated that little fucker at first.
He isn't very manly, he's got 3.5 dyke mommies, but he's empathetic, adaptive, and increasingly wise as time goes on.
He's even losing his tits, and shutting the fuck up about ice cream for five seconds.
Kid's gonna be okay.
>>84536027
I wonder if Steven practices on his dad...
>>84536044
ew
>>84536052
Fucking pedophile.
>>84536027
>>84536052
How does he not wreck his own cock when he watches YouPorn?
>>84536039
You should be more subtle with your bait, kind of gave it away there.
I would've loved a dad like Greg growing up. My dad got drunk and left me in a parking lot in Taco Bell in another state.
>>84536088
He does. He probably just spits on it repeatedly.
>>84535383
It's a cliche because it's very true. Most people who win the lottery wind up loosing all of it. Money skills matter.
>>84536056
People still hate the little fucker.
He's not manly and embodies the qualities of a nu male; everything you just said.
He still has tits and he still screams about ice cream.
He will never be "okay".
>>84536039
>hardass who says 14 year old boys aren't allowed to cry
>browses a Japanese forum about cartoons and comics
Why are you here?
>>84535978
He raised Steven himself for a portion of Steven's childhood.
Then he built a home in the temple that Steven could live in.
We've seen that he does spend time with Steven, whether it be working at the carwash, beach-a-palooza, firework shows, or just getting fry bits.
If Greg were a terrible parent he would've left Beach City since Steven is really all that ties him to the place now.
>>84536111
>Steven could regenerate foreskins with his blowjobs
>>84536109
I'm pretty sure Greg would do that.
>>84536044
Obviously. Like everything Pearl does, she studied hard and practiced harder to get as good as she is.
>>84536111
>>84536162
Would Steven some sex scheme to earn extra cash?
>>84536079
*hebephile
Steven is 14 and old enough to lick puss.
>>84536172
I keep thinking that their bodies, as hard light constructs, arent soft at all, and so her hands would be pretty rough.
>>84536150
Rading for a short period of time does not count.
The Gems built the house, not Greg.
A token effort doesn't mean shit.
Greg is just too lazy to leave Beach City.
>>84536126
>watches a cartoon about pastel lesbians and their tubby baby boy
>mad it's not return of kings
This is why machismo is perceived as retarded.
What's up next today?
You gonna head into a hot yoga studio and start wrecking shit because they aren't smoking meats?
>>84536183
Does Steven lick all the lady puss in town?
>>84536210
Doesn't Greg specifically say building a house is hard work?
>>84536127
Comics are for men.
>>84536227
Cartoons today are emasculating kids today.
>>84536232
>all the MILFs in Beach city are tight as twelve year olds thanks to Steven's labiaplasty licking
I believe in Steven
>>84536237
Just because he said it doesn't mean he did it.
I can say movies are hard work; doesn't mean I work in movies.
I don't ever remember there being this much Greg hate in these threads.
>>84536264
Barb and Priyanka must be grateful for Steven.
bitch bye
>>84536252
>emasculating
THERE'S the old shitposter-kun telltale.
>>84536290
It's one person, look at the poster count.
>>84536290
Greg is the least popular character on the show.
Not even the crew likes him; they give all his episodes to Hellen Jo.
>>84536237
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1eVBs7hC4
>>84536252
>>84536126
Why is everyone responding to such obvious bait?
>>84536320
Not canon.
>>84536296
I want to punch her in the nose.
>>84536268
What makes you think the gems did it?
That line was meant to communicate that he was building it.
If he didn't build it, he wouldn't have been given that fucking line.
>>84536321
>Giving an opinion is bait.
This is why people hate /sug/.
>>84536356
You're looking to deep into this.
That line was to signify that he's lazy; the Gems were the ones who built it. They're the only ones capable of doing it.
>>84536295
>I was fucking parts of your pussy I never fuck before
>I was in there like oo I never been here before. I've never even seen this part of town before.
>It's like you got this shit re-upholstered or something. What the fuck happened?
>Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?
>>84536341
I want to punch Greg in the nose. Maybe that will fix it.
>>84536377
I think you're the one looking too deep into this.
>>84536409
Why does his nose (gem) look so small in that scene?
>>84536380
>After fixing their sex life, Priyanka and Doug never objected to Steven hanging out with Connie again.
>To this day, Doug still enjoys his wife's re-upholstered pussy.
>>84536421
But it's true.
>>84536456
No. If it were true it would've been made more clear.
WHY DON'T WE ASK THE FUCKING WRITERS?
Would a bohemian like Greg ever go to nude beach?
>>84536504
They confirmed the Gems built it.
You know, Greg could probably buy Steven a pretty sweet van with that money.
>>84536552
who said?
>>84536568
Greg is too selfish for that.
>>84533867
>Marty has actual shark teeth
Seriously?
>>84536509
Probably, he probably went with Amy and Rosequartz before Steven was born while Garnet babysat Pearl's incredibly rage-chaffed bottom.
>>84533911
Marty had no choice. Writers have all the rights to songs.
