Post >yfw
>An issue of Dick Grayson completely focused on him trying to get rid of his boner
>It's basically an American-made ecchi comic
ALL MY FUCKING MONEY.
>>84531685
>what if their dicks synchronize
>what if they all have to go and take care of their boners
Sounds hot, when will someone write it?
>>84531685
>Boners vs Periods
Well, Boners don't make me a crotchy little pissant for a week while I bleed out of my dick.
>>84531744
Thank God for that, else we'd all still live in caves.
>>84531731
>Hal fighting Sinestro
>He suddenly gets a boner
>Flash has Captain Cold cornered
>When all of the sudden, boner
>Batman is in close combat with the Joker
>THE ULTIMATE BONER
Kate Leth you stupid fuck, superheroes are already a homosexual fantasy. Having them go full on sexual in comics just gives men in real life an excuse to be more open about themselves and act like even bigger dicks.
>>84531744
Women really got the shit end of the stick there. We get sex spears and they bleed monthly for days on end and also it hurts for the entire time.
>>84531685
>Men make a witty comment that could really effect combat effectiveness of a super hero squad.
>Woman gets super butthurt and starts talking about shit she knows nothing about. She then starts crying
Sounds about right
>>84531744
i beg to differ
>robin hood is airing
>oh fuck my boner
>gotta fap
>blood comes out
>feel the fear of death for a week
![boner_2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1skhr6k.gif "boner_2[1].gif")
>>84531685
Damn, you, Joker, and your dastardly plans!
>>84531761
GREEN LATERN
BONER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KUKaVAhuDo
>>84531685
Obviously they'd kick all the women out of the Justice League. Like they should've done from the get go.
>Avengers
>Gotham
Really? No one?
>>84531766
Women get the shit end of the stick in everything except like divorce court and prison sentences. Their lifespans are going down now that they've been tricked into working themselves to death like men.
>>84531766
>Sex spears
I keked, but it comes with plenty of downsides. If you've ever been hit in the nuts, you can imagine the choking, mind-numbing pain that reaches all the way up to your throat just by remembering that moment. Also, a tiny scratch wound or tear on your dick can be fucking annoying for days on end.
Becoming a teenager isn't fun for a guy either, adam's apples, zits, weird hair growth on visible places like the face...
There's a reason teenagers are so fucking angsty all the time. They look like fucking shit if they don't apply a morning's worth of hygiene articles on themselves first.
>>84531832
She's a woman, we are going easy on her.
>>84531807
I don't know what I just watched, but I laughed any way.
>>84531685
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony
but
>>84531832
She was there getting Archies, because she lacks a y chromosome and therefore she has shit taste in life.
>>84531714
That's-
Wait, I'd read that. Unironically.
He's fighting Deathstroke and gets momentarily distracted, and Slade goes for an opening. It only ends up cutting his costume in compromising ways, making Slade too uncomfortable with continuing the fight.
>>84531807
top kek
>>84531873
Superheroes should use their dick more to intimidate the villains.t. Gordon
DC'S NEW GOLDMINE: THE BONER BEETLE
>>84531873
And hell, let's not just stick with the fighting/art part. I want to see the inner dialogue of Dick while he's enduring this mysterious never-ending boner, he'd probably try to rationalize it somehow.
>>84531780
>witty
Oh don't kid yourself. Her response was stupid shit but 'duh periods' is grade school shit
>>84531832
If not for it the comic would be just passive aggressive trash. Good punchline yo.
>>84531873
>making Slade too uncomfortable with continuing the fight
Because now he has a boner too, right?
>>84531685
This is not even comparable.
>>84531761
that's hot. i wonder if they've ever had post-fighting hatesex. i mean, batman and joker definitely have. the others, i mean.
>>84532001
Oh ugh I'd completely blocked out both Jericho's New Titans hairstyle and Wolfman's tedious inner monologues for Dick.
>>84531685
I'm just glad she accepts that boners need taken care of.
>Have no reason boner in the middle of the lesson>"Anon, come to the black board"
>>84531685
Except men don't ever blame literally everything on their boners for an entire week every month. They don't get sympathy points and asspats and leeway for "being on their boner"
and you know what? the avengers have already been all male I think. I never saw the movie but I think there's one chick in there but the rest of the time I'm sure they're competent and don't get boners in spandex.
>>84532469
>mfw cunt sister uses PMS and period cramps as an excuse to be a cunt 2 weeks of every month
>>84531873
That sounds like bullshit so I don't belive you.
>>84532432
>4th grade
>able to boner but can't do anything about it
>teacher has several math problems written out
>calling students up in groups to solve them on the board
>my massive 2 inches won't go down
>it's my turn
>awkwardly get up to my spot
>find a way to stand with my hand on my hip awkwardly to hide it
>bitch behind me asks why i'm standing like a girl
>kids laugh
>>84532477
I think she wants the dick. If imouto, definitely the dick, try that.
>not using boners as a plotpoint in a story
step it up familia
>>84532502
Nah. She's a SJW cunt carpetmuncher.
>>84532527
Is she fat with colored sidecut?
>>84532545
yes.
>>84532547
Fuck that shit. Not with the penis. You know what I mean.
>>84532512
heroes die too soon for this world.
>>84532512
>>84532560
The weird thing is Prison School is actually a really good comic, and not just in the ecchi way.
>>84531807
>>84531859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8hgpyVB-wY
What if everyone gets boners?
>>84531780
>lolperiods
>witty comment
/co/ pls
>>84532578
of course it is, good authors can make something good even from boners or menstruation unlike kate leth.
>Avengers
>Gotham
Why is kate leth so retarded?
What if we had an all female Avengers starring Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig, and Leslie Jones? What if we throw in queef jokes and toss in sub-rom-com humor? What if the female leads all lust after the one hot male Avenger and we barely explain the MRA-inspired villain?
>>84531685Well, she's right. It's a needlessly silly thing to say.
>>84531832
She doesn't say Avengers. She says Superhero team.
Christ you people really go out of your way to hate this shit don't you?
>>84531685
Shit nigga, I'd totally read a comic about that. Some supervillain shoots them with a boner ray that makes it so they can't git rid of their boners for the next few hours but all of them have some important thing they need to do or place they need to be.
Fuck, man, now I'm sad that this'll never exist.
>>84532469
I do.
>>84532386
an eternal cursed boner that transfers between owners with a mind of its own
>>84531864
ugh I bet you think black on black crime is a thing too
>>84532498
>not using the time to trap it vertically in your waistband
>>84531685
>all girl team gets period
Reeee wait till I tell tumblr
>all male team gets Boners
Guys just laugh it off
Also they were talking about avengers and the girl brings up Gotham. Fuck that
>>84531865
>and therefore she has shit taste in life.
>implying cape comics are not shit taste in a different way
>>84531766
They got multiple orgasms.
Shame it's hard enough for a woman to even get one orgasm.
Boner goes away after a while, it doesn't linger on for a whole week, it doesn't give you cramps or pains and doesn't make you cranky, hateful and aggressive.
All in all boner's effect on superheroing performance is negligible.
Heightened testosterone and adrenaline might actually increase the performance during physically demanding tasks.
>SJW tries to make a comic which takes the piss out of boners
>/co/ loves the idea
>/co/ comes up with ideas for how the story would go
>The first ideas always involved Dick Grayson
Every god damn time.
>>84531841
to be fair I'm sure a cunt punt is just as bad and girls have bad puberty too...in fact it's probably worse because aforementioned monthly bloody discharge begins.
What a bitter cunt
Shes not worthy to intern for Gail Simone
Superheroes have boners all the time, but there's tricks to hiding them, every guy learns them all in during school years.
>>84532835
Just think about dog shit. Works every time.
>>84532835
None of those tricks apply when you're wearing spandex though.
At least none of the ones I'm aware of.
>>84532742
That doesn't make her wrong.
>>84532806
obviously she is if she's doing it.
>/co/ is actually discussing the effect periods would have on a superhero team just to spite the comic
baka senpai desu
>>84532727
>Heightened testosterone and adrenaline might actually increase the performance during physically demanding tasks.
>being "cranky, hateful and aggressive" wouldn't
>>84531839
>woman getting stuck with the fucking kids while man usually gets to keep the car and house
>gent prisons are filled nearly to capacity while lady prisons aren't, leading to much shorter sentences for men for similar crimes because turnarounds have to be quicker
>fact checking
I don't know about that, anon.
>>84531865
>Archies
>shit taste
Them's hurtful words, yo.
>>84532469
>I'm sorry, I'm just really cranky because I'm on my boner right now. You know what'd help? If you were on my boner instead.
>>84531685
Here's a fun experiment. Name an all male post-Fantastic Four superhero team. Not one woman on it at all. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>84531714
P-Phara?
>>84532890
Testosterone and adrenaline are scientifically prove to heighten physical performance.
Periods do not increse either of these, they just make you physically miserable(cramps so bad you can't move, etc) and pure toxic in social situations.
>>84532903
>while man usually gets to keep the car and house
>man gets to keep the house
>>84532903
>while man usually gets to keep the car and house
This has literally never happened.
>>84532875
And the benefits of boners to entertainment.
Stop hating fun.
>People are having fun despite my needs to see them get mad about some shitty comic, the nerve!
>>84532903
>get stuck with kids
you piece of shit.
>>84532951
illuminati.
>>84532591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwcz6HBNJl8
>>84532951
Annihilators
>>84532951
Spiderman, Hulk, ghost rider and Dr. Strange.
They were the fantastic 4 for a while, back in the day.
>>84531714
Didn't this kind of happen when he was robin locked in that tight space with Babs?
>>84532963
>cramps so bad you can't move
Non-issue for superhuman endurance.
>and pure toxic in social situations.
Non-issue when your job's punching things.
>>84533002
they eventually got she-Rom on the team, I think.
>>84532951
Gotta get those token womens pander points anon! Mmmmm
>>84531807
Didnt Sinnestro outdid every other green latern in the battle of kunt, giving him the nickname Kunt Destroyer?
Wait... that was just /co/ talk.... damn, I miss GL:tas.
Boners are actually healthy. Like super healthy for males.
So they SHOULD BE more encouraged by mainstream media instead of being hidden all the time.
Boners should be presented as an ok thing and something to be proud of.
>>84533019
Would she not have, like, super-cramps or something?
>>84532987
Hey now the Dick stuff's great.
I'm exclusively talking about the posters seriously, stone-facedly trying to justify the retarded strawmen quip.
>>84532653
Eh, that one is understandable. Anon got corrected pretty fast too, so, no need to go that way.
>>84532951
>>84533047
Those are trolls (and probably just the samefag), just ignore their shit.
And yes, I would read the Dick boner saga, and would hate the writer for ever if he managed to ruin it.
>>84532723
>/v/irgin confirmed
>>84533019
The cramps come from one's own bodily functions, if you have super strength then you will have SUUUPER~cramps.
And superheroing used to be more than just punching things, you had to be able to inspire hope and give suicidal kids a talk so they can find a reason to live.
Movies and 90s ruined everything.
>>84532951
How is this an experiment?
>>84533036
You should go to a safe distance, anon. I will take it from here.
Light hearted observational humor is for menbecause women aren't funny
>>84532754
Thanks anon for giving me a good chuckle imagining a superhero getting kicked in the ladybits only for it to explode like a literal bloodbag.
>>84532903
>Women get their choice of the assets
>Plus the kids, non negotiable even if she's alcoholic, abusive, drug addicted, and unemployed
>Child support and alimony checks for the rest of your her life with no way to check if the money is actually spent on the kids and a bunch of legal limits on what you can and cant do and speak about with your children, visitation rights can be taken away the moment the woman decides it'd be better for the kids to never see their father again
>There is precedent for psychological and physical abuse the children suffered due to the woman after the divorce to be considered "latent and lasting effects of exposure to the former husband"
ftfy
>>84532723
Lesbians don't have this problem.
>>84533071
Carol gets her superhuman traits from intermittent energy absorption, baseline she's still human with human bodily functions.
>every superhero should be All-Star Superman
>>84533078
>>84533114
Sauce?
For reals, got me curious.
![n588796018_291687_992[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E2jSOos.jpg "n588796018_291687_992[1].jpg")
>>84531685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onpMSAGZHOo
>>84533119
>one of those
What's wrong with superheroes being... y'know... HEROES?
>>84533128
Give me a sec
>>84533124
Paul put all his chips on red.
>>84532512
>>84532560
>>84532613Hana best girl
>>84533151
Single-minded blandness. Trying to apply an objective standard to "heroism". Assuming every character has Kryptonianprivileges..
All-Star is great. Archetypal Superman is great. Purging variety just so that you can make everyone like that diminishes it.
>>84531685
> Joker steals a sort of "Super viagra" and dumps it in the water supply.
> Heroes try to take him down/look for a cure.
> all awkwardly trying to hide their massive boners somehow
> Except for Bats. He gives no fucks and just calmly researches the cure with a massive throbbing cock
I'd read it
>>84533119
>baseline she's still human with human bodily functions
Well, y'know, and the Kree DNA that got spliced into her from the psyche magnatron.
Who knows how being part kree would effect her body. Periods could be manifested completely differently.
>>84531685
They're going to think you're hitting on them, idiot.
>>84533264
>Kree periods give them superpowers
>this is part of why the Kree government wanted them all lobotomized
>>84533227
This is good. I love it.
>>84531685
Someone should add two extra panels with the guys going "yeah that'd be pretty funny too" and her crying about how they don't understand her witty satire
>>84531685
Why does the black girl look like she snorted a huge pile of cocaine?
>>84531864
>After the initial studies, several papers were published reporting methodological flaws in studies reporting menstrual synchrony including McClintock's study. In addition, other studies were published that failed to find synchrony. The proposed mechanisms have also received scientific criticism. A 2013 review of menstrual synchrony concluded that menstrual synchrony is an erroneous theory.
>>84533494
Yeah some one should do that lol it sounds pretty epic.
>>84532653
>>Strangers talking about Avengers
>>She butts in and starts up on a super hero team and Gotham
She has literal autism and so do you
>>84531761
>>Flash has Captain Cold cornered
>>When all of the sudden, boner
Come on Anon, everyone knows about Shrinkage. You picked literally the ONE Flash villain where he can't an erection.
>>84532357
Honestly, I think that's worse. She's getting triggered by grade school-level insults.
That's like getting legit pissed at Yo Momma jokes.
>>84532637
What if we stretch every joke long past the point where it should've stopped, while we're at it?
>>84533591
Are you on PMS?
![Annihilators_(Earth-616)_from_Annihilators_Vol_1_4_pg_20[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XDGHZ3C.jpg "Annihilators_(Earth-616)_from_Annihilators_Vol_1_4_pg_20[1].png")
>>84533002
Seriously Anon? Ikon basically spent half the series trying to fuck Quasar. Like, she wasn't even subtle about it.
>>84533601
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
>>84533681
>uh-oh
>not ruh-roh
>>84533073
Did you actually read that book? White Tiger is there.
>>84533681
Doesn't count. Everyone wants the Q.
>>84533695
I've been meaning to make a thread about her for months.
>>84533383
It's less lobotomization, and more "force genital mutilation".
By the way, you're joking, but Kree women actually DO have super powers. Like, even for Kree, who are already a lot stronger than humans. They're basically succubi. It was a big arc in PAD's Captain Marvel, where Genis basically responded to the women supporting characters telling him to help one of them with "Bitch tried to kill me, her brother did as well, and her dad tried to kill mine countless times. She can rot."
>>84531685
You know most of her stuff is stupid crap but I agree with her here
>>84532653
>Hey, you hear they're making an all female Avengers team?
>All female Avengers team?
>Avengers team?
>Avengers
Can you read?
>>84533729
There's five White Tigers, and half of them were women.
There's the original Hector Ayala, who got his powers from a magic necklace.
Then there's the third, the one in that book. She's literally a superevolved White Tiger (the High Evolutionary is a weird guy).
Then there's the third, that guy that became Black Panther after he found one of T'Challa's old costumes, and eventually just became the White Tiger.
Fourth is Angela Deltoro, who got the first one's necklace after Bendis killed him off.
Fifth is the one that Ewing's been writing, who got the magic necklace after Shadowland.
It's surprising how many of them there are, considering nobody gives a shit about them.
>>84533715
What do you mean it doesn't count? Just because everyone wants his Quantum Cock doesn't mean that Ikon isn't a woman. I'm just pointing out the most memorable thing about her.
>>84533764
I should clarify I agree with her on the menstrual stuff an all female avengers is stupid
>>84533795
Nobody here thinks it isn't a stupid comment. Most of the discussion is that we'd actually read a book where all the superheroes suddenly have boners. Last time this happen, it was decided that it should be written by Ennis.
Depending on the superhero, getting a boner could just mean one more appendage to hit the villain with.
>>84533739
That's the arc I was referring to, yeah. I was implying they get extra powers at that time of the month, which added to the stigma.
>>84533777
>Oh my God, an all-male superhero team
>all-male superhero team
>superhero team
>superhero
Can you?
Thanks for letting everyone know you didn't even read past the first panel before going full-kneejerk.
>>84533877
>most kree women can do such things
>most women don't develop that ability! maybe one in a hundred thousand!
Does no one proof-read this shit?
>>84533794
And I'm just taking the opportunity to post cosmic twinks.
>>84533898
>the ability to twit men's desires
>drain the life outta them
Don't need to.
>>84531685
why is he a blue bear
>>84533898
It looks like it could be an edit?
>>84531766
It's not all that bad.
>Two guys sharing a joke between themselves
>Overly offended geek gurlllll tries to spin it
>Gets EVERYTHING wrong
Yeah this is why I don't take them seriously anymore.
>>84533928
kek
>>84533930
Seriously?
>>84533948
>Two guys sharing a joke between themselves
Why don't more people ITT get this?
>>84533948
It's also something that would never actually happen. I don't understand these comic artists' obsession with creating situations in their heads like this.
>>84533975
cuz jokes are offensive and stuff
>>84533986
Because they run out of real things to get offended, so they have to create new ones.
>>84531839
Yeah I don't think so. A woman won't have to worry about being homeless or on her own until the end.
A woman just have to be a littlest pretty and not too retarded to make it.
Of course she will complain about shit like mansplanning or wage gap because she has to search for something to bitch about in all her lack of worries.
>>84533975
>>84533948
>not understanding that the girl is spinning on the joke and making it even funnier
if you stopped the persecution complex, you could actually get a good laugh
>>84534012
I know Becky humiliated you when you asked her out to the Prom, but that's no excuse to be retarded.
>>84533898
I think it was saying the draining part was a rarity...That said if there were a bunch of people who were essentially born with the ability to "twist desires" of course everyone would want that shit dealt with. Psychics are literally the worst. It's invasive as shit. Saying "It's about control" is such a massive misrepresentation. Hell, if I had that kind of power I could understand why others would try to stunt it.
The character is literally out of sorts because she won't be able to mind fuck people. That's not even remotely sympathetic.
>>84533986
Because most of the people who write this stuff have never had real problems. Oh, they've had bad things happen,but when it comes to soul crushing reality a lot of them are sitting pretty. It's like that dipshit who "feared for their life" from internet trolls and spent a few months jetting around Europe.
>>84534042
White guys are evil amirite?
I'm just saying the painful truth. There is a reason the crushing majority of homeless people and marginal people are men
>>84533947
Savages.
>>84532357
>grade school shit
>are you a woman or a child anon
>>84531685
I dunno, she doesn't look like she's being sarcastic. Or maybe she started out that way but came to the realization that synchronized boners would be a genuine tragedy, because she looks really distraught by the end.
>>84532854
Batman can tuck his under the utility belt. Assuming he doesn't have some Tibeten breathing trick to make it go away.
Hal Jordan just creates a construct text book over it. Assuming he doesn't make a construct box around his dick.
>>84531685
Boners go away within a minute, periods don't. They also don't come with horrible cramps either.
>>84531685
>>84531714
I'm sure Batman probably already trained Dick in various anti-boner measures, for just such an emergency
>>84534578
it's almost like the comic was written by a shut-in with little knowledge of the opposite sex
>>84531685
I mean that's missing the part afterwards where the guys would go "Man, that'd be pretty funny".
>>84531685
>she breaks down crying because someone mentioned periods
There should be a plot where everyone gets boners and the Avengers all try to hide them by tucking it in their waistbands.
>>84533494
Sorry
>>84531685
>kate or die
>>84532903
>getting stuck with the kids
>getting stuck with the number one thing divorcees fight about
you're a fucking idiot
>>84535015
minor fix
>>84535015
That's great
>>84535044
Perfect
>>84535044
small fix but gold , regardless
>>84535046
Thanks commrade.
>>84535044
>>84535064
For me she was on the joke from the start.
>>84533617
What the fuck did you say bout my momma. I'll fucking kill you.
>>84531685
Awww fuck, this is the week the She-Avengers are all on the fucking rag, isn't it?
Guess we'd better lie low for now, I'm not fucking with a menstrual She-Hulk
>>84534773
Pic Bullshit. GTA San Andreas has told me long ago that won't work.
>>84531714
>Be completely straight
>the thought of dick Grayson hiding behind a shadowed wall while dangerous perps stalk him through an abandoned warehouse
>suddenly a gasp from the stalking gunman.
>'THERE HE IS! '
>cut to a shot of a spotlight focused spandex covered boner poking out from behind a corner.
allofmoney.jpg
>>84532903
>getting stuck with the fucking kids after divorce
>seen as a negative
>man usually gets to keep the car and house
>punishment and prison time are usually better for men
You know it's summer because people actually fell for this shit bait.
>>84533227
This is the kind of fun comics should embrace.
>>84532654
One of them has erectile dysfuncition, so he's actually pleased by this.
However, it leads to conflict with his teammates as they try to find a cure. Ultimately, he has to make a sacrifice for the good of the team
>>84535274
>>getting stuck with the fucking kids after divorce
>>seen as a negative
Depends on the person. Sometimes they don't want the kids (if they're accidents), and sometimes they do.
>>84533896
Is the most basic concept of conversations lost on you?
>>84532903
>woman getting stuck with the fucking kids
And that's because? Kids are the most useless thing in the world. At least an adult person can give you money or help you find a better job and you can sell everything which gives it more than kids have.
>>84535380
You can't be this stupid. Stop baiting, /co/'s bad enough without your edgy teenage intellect.
>>84535404
*that's bad because
*more value than kids have
Stupid heat, holy fuck.
>>84533067
>/v/irgin confirmed
Could Stacy X make Female Thor spontaneously menstruate with her hormonal manipulation powers?
Could she defeat a team of female avengers?
>>84533608
>YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE FIGHTING CAPTAIN COLD THAT ONE TIME
>THAT WAS ME, BARRY!
>>84532644
Except boners don't work like periods....so she's not right
>>84531761
>All over the world, male superheroes are becoming visibly aroused for seemingly no reason
>Flash can't run straight
>Superman and Metallo postpone fight until it's less homoerotic to do so
>Plasticman completely unconcerned
>On Apokolips nobody can look at Darkseid because he wears a kilt and sits splay-legged
Crisis of Infinite Erections begins
>>84531800
That issue man, it gets me every time.
>>84535526
What if Spider-Woman used her pheromone powers on Stacey X?
>>84532469
Best part is that the associated symptoms are almost entirely cultural/psychosomatic since other countries get nothing of the sort. So its actually just American/western women getting bitchier because they've been told they have leeway do so.
>>84535599
> Gay Flash
> Can't even run straight
> Homophobic Supes and Metallo
I'm more and more interested in this story as time goes on.
has there ever actually been an instance of "LMAO HES GOT A BONER!" in non-fanfiction comics?
>>84535763
I can only remember the scene in The Boys with the Love Sausage and strip-club. Does that count as non-fanfiction?
>>84535817
Fucking Vas man, he was great.Why'd he have to die?
>>84535763
Cape heroes don't masturbate or experience sexual arousal
>>84531685
>Women get periods
>Lasts 2 to 7 days
>Men get boners
>Lasts until they jack it
Not an equivalent problem.
>>84535955
Ah, but masturbation doesn't exist in Cape comics, or at least at DC.
I'm not arguing it's equivalent mind you, I'm just saying it's a concept we can work with.
>>84535946
>>84536046
so all super hero men have no genitalia like a ken doll?
what a bout characters with canon children like batman?
do super-baby eggs just appear at the daycare center?
>>84535597
She's right in that it's a silly thing to factor into a fantasy setting. If periods are so debilitating why are ANY women superheroes? Fuck, should we fire every policewoman, armywoman, congresswoman, and any other woman in a position that doesn't involve barefeet and kitchens because they might get on their periohhhhhhhhhhh I've made a terrible mistake.
>>84531685
fuck feminism
>>84536211
No, no, sex exists. Just not masturbation apparently.
Neil Gaiman posits that this is the explanation for why there's so much rape in comics.
>>84536558
Thanks for reminding me of what happened to Sue. Asshole.
>>84534773
it clearly didn't work, since Dick gets his dick stuck in just about every girl he talks to
>>84531685
That's no problem, we just tape it to our leg.
>OP tries to make a feminist thread
>/co/ goes straight to talking about men getting uncomfortable boners and having to do battle
>>84535763
I haven't read it, but I remember seeing some posts on a blog ages ago about a scene where Robin(Dick) and Batgirl were stuck in some confined spot for ages and when they got out Robin had to hide his hard-on with his cape
>>84536558
>Neil Gaiman posits that this is the explanation for why there's so much rape in comics.
no he didn't, he said it might explain why they went around thumping the shit out of each other all the time
>>84532903
Exhibit A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyvIif2YL9o
>>84531685
>>>https://youtu.be/7RoDy1oqS-E
10/10 would read.
>>84537737
Well, Dr. Light sure thumped the shit out of Sue Dibney, I tell ya what.
>>84531761
Didn't one villain make flash get a boner for him?
>>84531766
periods can be removed
>>84531780
Wow you are as stupid as both those stupid fucks.
>>84532578
Prison school is pretty boring, senpai.
>>84531685
Didn't Blue Beetle defeat someone by getting a boner?
>>84532951
Nightstalkers and the firstb incarnation of section 8
>>84531766
>sex spears
what?
>>84538133
"witty" really was the wrong term, but otherwise it's a fine comment.
>>84531766
Women are honestly hilarious. It's so absurd. They are so much smaller and weaker than us and for a week out of every month they start bleeding and suffer for it.
>>84538454
Erections.
>>84534012
I'm homeless and trust me...plenty of women out here. Some quite pretty. But that shit dont get em off the street.
The only diff is some have the option of sucking cock for their spice and crack rather than waiting for their government check.
Also have to imagine the threat of rape is way worse for them out here than it is for me. Only thing anyone ever threatened to put in me was a knife.
>>84537638
we've become immune
>>84531685
Why don't you go and try to molest your sister again instead of writing stupid comics, Leth?
>>84531685
>Gotham
Bitch, we're talking about the Avengers
>>84537638
And they said faggotry was killing this board.
>>84538548
Well they did grab the apple.
>>84532863
>someone unironically defending Kate Leth
/co/mblr everyone.
>>84532903
>more men in prison
>seen as a positive
Let's not forget men tend to receive the death penalty far more often than women in most cases.
>>84531780
Got my period during a karate tournament but since I'm always prepared and my cramps are not really painful it didn't bother me.
Also you don't feel the tampon and aside from a small but very tolerable cramp pain it didn't affect me at all.
>>84535946
That's only in DC. Marvel's greatest hero, Spider-man, was shown masturbating to the thought of banging MJ in the modern classic Superior Spider-man.
>>84532754
When me and my twin were 14 we kicked each other as hard as we could between the legs.
Him cunt punting me hurt a lot but when I kicked him in the balls he ended up falling down and crying and then having to go to the doctor and me getting in trouble.
Also your mileage may vary with periods, some women get painful periods with massive amounts were it impedes them to even function in their normal everyday life, some women just get minor cramping and the uncomfortableness that comes with bleeding but they are fine.
I knew a girl who got her period once every two months and another one who had her period last for like 10 days everytime she got it, it depends.
If I was a superhero I'd showcase the shit out of my proud spandexboners.
I'm wearing a mask.
>>84538196
Well for the feeble minded like yourself yeah.
