>>84527404
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES!!!
>>84527404
He brainrapes his child soldiers and turns them into conformists who will literally die as many times as it takes to glorify Xavier's name.
And all /co/ can ever say about him is; "NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo........"
>>84527404
He read the mind of Cable who had been to the future. Upon reading Cable's mind, he saw all the fucking niggers taking over for the rest of the heroes. Knowing he couldn't live on this planet anymore, /pol/fessor x came up with a plan to have himself killed before it would ever happen, being that he was too much of a pussy for suicide.
>>84527404
GET OUT OF MY HEAD ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
>Professor. What's wrong?
>Every day?
>Professor...?
>Every goddamn day. I see her, Scott.
>You see her?
>Yes, Scott, her. Storm. She tends to my garden. She is not quite adapted to the rules of modesty here. I saw Bishop, you know? He was making eyes at Jean, I just know it. I was repulsed, utterly sickened down to my core at the thought of it that most vile of crimes.
>What crimes, Professor.
>Miscegenation, Scott. They are no better than animals and yet... and yet I see Storm come from her room, a towel the only thing separating my eyes from the flesh that God gave her.
>Should I... ask her to be more modest?
>No, Scott, that will not be necessary. I just want to be left alone. I must have time to ruminate on these most distressing thoughts.
Does anyone feel like "secretly an asshole" Professor X is really trite at this point?
It's been done to death. It's not edgy or shocking any more, it's dull. What would actually be edgy is for the Professor to go back to being bald white MLK. What would actually be shocking is a return to altruism and saintliness. You can't go all the way back, but something has to change.
>>84529653
He was never that man. Read comics.
CHARELS NOO
>>84527404
AAARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAARRRRUUGGHHHHHHH
The
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>>84529653
>Does anyone feel like "secretly an asshole" Professor X is really trite at this point?
It would be, but the reason it still works is that even though "Xavier's actually a dick" is common and really old in the comics, a lot of adaptations don't dig into his character deep enough to really expose that, so he's still portrayed as this nice guy who's trying to help society.
HHUURRRRDYOU GURDY
>>84527404
AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!
>>84529619
I'm sure you thought this was funny when you typed it, but you should have made sure it was before you hit 'post'
HIS MIND UNREADA-HHUURRGGHHnaaaaahhhhhhhb
>>84527404
AAAHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>84527404
CHAAAAARLES
>>84531027
Nnnnmgggaaaaaaa
HHHURKKKKKKK HOW DO WE
-AAARRUUGGHH
>>84531052
>aaaaaaagggmnnnN
OOHHHHH
AAAAANNNNHHHHHH!
SIKNT!
>>84531084
JEAN I'M SO SOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
>SSSKKIIZZZTTTTT
SWEAR MMMMMOOOURTHFULODIKS
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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MOOOOOOORRRRPH!
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Marry? Mary Jane?
MAAAAARYYYYY JAAAAAAAANE!!!!
RICHARDS!
>>84531029
fuck you, I LOL'd
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>>84531217
Shocker? Shocker?
SHOCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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