>you live in the timeline where this photo exists
I like that he's kinda posing
>>84524461
What Dark purpose is he planning for that Zubat?
>>84524461
>not ekans
Boo, hiss.
Pokemon Go is f u n t b h f a m
Man you're lucky there only seems to be Bendis's where I live.
Is Chris-chan a faggot?
>>84524525
It's not as dark as his plans for the trainer that broke into his house.
Just watch, it's going to come out that Moore fucking loves Pokemon Go.
I mean assuming he even owns a smartphone. If he does I bet he's all over this shit.
>>84524602
Aw man, really? All I can find where I live is a bunch of Slotts.
>>84524461
It's kind of weird to think that Moore had kids and now probably has grandkids
Just imagine how many Pokemon must be hiding in his beard.
>>84524802
Are they also wizards?
>>84524461
Where you get this?
>>84524602
You can only find Bendis?
>>84524903
Yes, only Bendis.
>>84524802
me too he shouldve remained celibate
I'm probably going to have to download this shit someday.
>>84524461
>yes, yes, well done, trainer, well done HOWEVER
>>84524930
Really, only Bendis?
>>84524461
>his soul and optimism: gone
>>84524461
Is Alan Moore a hoarder?
What if Ennis, Ellis, Gaiman, and Morrison were an Elite Four with Moore as the Champion? What would be their Pokemon teams?
>>84524461
>A wild wizard appears!
>>84524974
Where do you live?
>>84524935
Well, it's more that he just seems like the type that would be "too peculiar" to attract the opposite sex. But hey, if Robert fucking Crumb of all people can get laid, I guess there's a chance for all of us right?
>>84524974
Do it. It's good motivation to get some exercise.
>>84525035
>Grass
>Dark
>Ghost
>Psychic>Fairy
>>84525035
Dragon, Psychic, Dark.
>>84525035
I actually had some teams written up for this exact line up, but it's since been lost.
I think the typings went along these lines (this was back when gen III/IV was a thing)
>Ellis
>Something reflecting his interest in transhumanism
>Electric/steel?
>Morrison
>Weird normal-types with bonkers movesets
>Gaiman
>Dark/Psychic/Fairy
>Ennis
>Something involving fighting types or tough pokemon
>FIRE/FIGHTING (dragon?)
>RIP AND TEAR
>Moore
>Legendary or semi-legendary dark type/psychic type
>>84525064
he had his wife and his mistress living with himthey left him for each other
I'm actually not convinced Grant Morrison isn't the true final form of Abra.
How do you play it?
Do you actually build a team and play fight or do you just collect them? If it's the latter, that sounds kind of boring
>>84524865
Twitter. His daughter posted it.
>>84524461
>tfw Hypercrisis is real
>>84525184
Collect them, the more you catch the higher their levels get.
At certain places are gyms where you can fight other people.
>>84525206
Oh, well that sounds like too much fuss for what it is, but as long as kids like it, it's fine.
>>84525184
very simplified battling system at gyms located at various real world landmarks, KotH type rules for control of the gyms
England has this game?
I live in Japan and we don't even have it yet. I call bullshit.
>>84524614
Disregard this, I thought it was a picture of Chris-chan's dad.
>>84525250
Watch it Anon, he's gonna get his serpent god to cast a curse on you
>>84525244
It was madr in America. Suck it up, for once you get games late.
>>84525272
Nah, he's gonna send Bob's ghost after anon.
>Shut dat goddamn thang off!
>>84524795
Don't insult snorlax like that.
>>84525035
Gaiman is a Dark/Ghost spoopy cocksucker.
Morrison is pure Psychic mindfuckery.
>>84525000
I once found a Bendis. Brian Michael Bendis.
>>84525227
>>84525233
It's pretty obvious they didn't make it the full battle experience because it would somewhat invalidate the need to actually buy the next set of games.
>>84524461
Better use a master ball to catch that Alan Moore
>>84525439
You're right, Snorlax isn't that fat.
>>84525484
Nah, they're just waiting to slowly update it with new features.
After they, ya know, fix the servers.
>>84525484
If they made it any more complicated you couldn't play it while driving, obviously.
>>84525469
I wish I could find a Bendis.
>>84524461
>be google executive
>for years you've only been able to photograph the outside of Moore's house.
>Want to see inside.
>Send a pokemon to his house and wait
>who watched the watchmen now bitch? pokemon do motherfucker
>>84524461
I feel like all this picture is missing is a gun somewhere.
>>84526297
kek
>>84526349
No it's missing Grant Morrison comics in the fireplace
>>84524461
>For the last fooking time I will not sign your Pokemonfied Killing Joke fan art
>>84524461
a wild alan moore appears!
>>84525035
>no Millar
>>84524802
Yeah I can't really imagine him having sex
>>84525129
>Morrison
>Metronome spam
>It's viable
If Moore were a Pokemon Master, he'd have a Mewtwo that he smoked weed with every weekend.
>>84525185
I thought his wife and mistress took her when they left him.
>>84528812
>>84524935
can you imagine him in a open relationship that left him alone because his ex wife and their mutual love (a woman) ran off together?
because that's what happened with his first wife
>>84525035
Morrison - Psychic
Gaiman - Ghost
Moore - Dark
Ellis - Poison
Ennis - Fairy, because he's a fucking queer
>>84524802
Wonder how he's like at family reunions?
>That dark day we see what Chris Chan captures and the horrifying reality that lies in the background
>>84526297
wow that is not what I expected alan moores house to look like.
>>84528931
>Ennis - Fairy, because he's a fucking queer
>not fuckin' poof
missed opportunity anon
>>84529052
>books everywhere
>vaguely old-fashioned vibe
>feels like Yen Sid's wizard house
Seems about right to me.
>>84529231
i mean the outside. it's not even detatched. I mean I'm not expecting a crooked addams family house on a hill type thing. But it's odd to think he could hear his neighbours TVs every night.
Should've been an ekans.
>>84529257
>he could hear his neighbours TVs every night.
Probably a main factor of his insanity. Fucking brit tv is even worse than on the continent.
>I'm digging a cave warren
>>84531546
expat brit here. I was home for the holdays last year and my family were watching a show that is people watching TV and commenting on it.
Things have really gotten THAT bad. I just couldn't fucking believe it, so can confirm brit tv is fucking atrocious.who still watches tv anyway?
>>84531574
That is inception to the next level.
Now you need people watching let's plays and comment on that.
Some time ago I had the idea of just installing a camera on top of every tv. When you turn it on, your picture is broadcasted to another randomly chosen tv camera, so you can watch the people watching other people who might watch you.
>CP
>>84531618
>retsuprae gogglebox episodes
holy shit I think that could actually be the most meta thing I've heard in a while. Worse yet it might actually be watchable.
>>84524461
Why go for a zubat when there's a goddamn probopass right there
>>84528870
Anon, that was almost 20 years ago. You know, when a couple divorces and takes the kids, when the kids are adults, they can meet their other parent.
Seriously, his daughters are over 30 years old.
>>84528870
I think she's old enough to just go visit him now
>>84524461
Can anybody find any clues about anything he might be writing
>>84524684
Oh god, is this evidence to a murder/mystical disappearance?
>>84525182
>The spoons are in another dimension now
>They're probably sentient too at this point
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MEGA EVOLUTION.
>>84524461
>iPhone
Dammit Moore you should have raised your children better then that
>>84532193
Mega-Evolution is a thing where a pokemon gets even more powerful, but only with a trusted trainer.
If he is the pokemon, that makes the readers the trainers, which makes mega evolution a metaphor for Stories.
>>84532195
The App Store for iPhone actually has access to far more apps concerning the dark arts and shitting on younger generations.
I figure he has at least one that carries the soul of a tortured comic book editor.
>>84532213
So only when he trusts us to a point where he stays in the form of Morrison does he churn out stories? And if we lose his trust he turns back into an Alakazam or something?
At least he'd grow some hair somewhere. The bald Scottish fuck.
>>84532213
Wait are we still talking about Moore or have we switched to morrison
>>84532269
We've still got people talking about chrischan, Anon.
>>84526015
Find? Like with your eyes?
