hi anon! geez you look beat! anyways..what are you drinking tonight? <3
>>84514047
Yur pussy juice a-huh a-huh
Mead. Had a hell of a day (and it's only noon).
>>84514047
I don't know, is that horse semen you've got on tap there? It looks fucking disgusting.
>>84514047
I don't drink you piece of shit.
>those times I thought Zenescope is porn comic company
Madness of youth.
Water
I don't drink.
>>84514172
>>84514168
Bullcrap. Get these two a mug of mead.
>>84514152
>>84514168
>>84514172
Pussies spotted.
>Anons saying they don't drink
Come on you antisocial cunts, just claim you have to drive others and order a fucking non-alcoholic drink.
God, did no one teach you how to lie?
>>84514230
>>84514232
Alcohol is humanity's worst meme.
>>84514047
Vodka. I'm getting sick of it.
Just leave a handle of anything.
>>84514047
Fresh milk.
>>84514232
>Sometimes when the Joker is feeling frisky in bath, he likes to let the WW bottle spew crazy foam all over his dick.
>Sometimes he gives his dick a wig and a little moustache, pretending it's commissioner Gordon
>>84514252
Using internet-speak to describe the world is even worse. Now drink your poison. Or don't. Just don't sit at the bar and drink water or nothing; it's incredibly rude.
>>84514269
Jesus christ, I hope you're asking for some tit-play and not getting actual milk at a bar.
>>84514287
>buy water from the bar
>hurr get out you're not paying customer
you're incredibly rude
don't you know real men never ask what's in another man's glass
ps enjoy your horse semen
Chocolate milk, please.
>>84514047
Virgin's piddle, if ye nah wa' Ay arl bottle and glass, love.
>>84514047
Just fuck me right up
>>84514308
>thinking mead foams
Yeah alright dude; enjoy your bar tap water
>>84514238
Or claim you have have to get up really early the next day and can't be hungover.
>>84514301
>ThatsTheJoke.png
Got any bleach?
>>84514470
Gay. If you are gonna post an off topic girl they better at least be half naked.
>>84514460
Hey, we got some people ordering water and nothing here, I just had to be sure.
>>84514321
Boco,I love chocolate milk as much as anyone but goddamn.
>>84514542
What? Oh, uh, right.
IN A DIRTY GLASS!
Who has time to drink when the Dover Boys are afoot?!
>>84514047
Apple Juice straight from the microwave!
>>84514047
>>84514047
Do you have breakfast specials?
>>84514047
What's the appeal of daisy dukes? A mini skirt would show the legs better and shorts from a more clinging material would show the ass better. Even spats or yoga pants are better. Why are these dumb things so popular? Do women LIKE wearing thick as fuck jeans material and sweating they ass and vagina off or are there some retards out there who actually prefer them to any of the things I mentioned?
Don't tell me all this faggotry is just because a bitch wore these on Dukes of Hazard? Because they actually served as a conservative compromise there: a skirt could show too much during an action scene and pats would keep her legs hidden.
>>84515015
I read this in a drunk voice.
>>84515041
How fitting.
>>84514047
Something to make me forget thatI feel curious about Zenescope books.
>>84514786
French Toast with Bacon or nothing
>>84515191
Is that how they call it now?
>all these faggots saying you need to lie and not people people you don't drink
Have a backbone and tell people the truth why are you lying to people you tards
Milk.
Chocolate milk.
>>84515234
Go to bed, anon. You're drunk.
Do you have cancer-curing whiskey?
>>84514047
Give me some Negra Modelo.
Also put some clothes on you whore.
>>84515225
It isn't Belgian Toast that's for sure.
>>84515234
Addiction runs in my family. Too risky for me.
Although ironically, my parents keep saying they want to see what I'm like drunk...
>>84515359
>Boco is either white trash or a nigger
>>84515383
Whiter than sour cream.
>>84515387
White trash it is then.
>>84515297
...no...
>>84515234
How about you don't fucking go to a bar instead?
>>84514047
Right now? Great Western Pilsner. Not cause it's great but because it does the job. And is the better price
>>84514398
>enjoy your bar tap water
>he lives in the US
>>84515150
Some are good. The alice in wonderland stuff is alright
>>84514047
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>>84514047
>>84514269
Make mine a double pasteurized milkshake bartender, with a slimy yogurt chaser.
>>84515931
Stop insultin' 'er, criminal scum, or me an' me lads 'ill teach yer a lesson.
>>84516253
Fuck off six pack. you're a drunk, useless, piece of shit
>>84516371
>anon gets bitchslapped by Hitman
>>84516392
Hitman is a slut
>>84514252
This.
>>84514238
What's a good non-alcoholic drink then
I never know what to do in these situations...
>>84516402
>anon gets bitchslapped by Hitman and his buddy Superman
>>84516439
Club soda.
>>84516506
superman is a faggot
>>84516529
>anon is obviously not here to have a drink
>>84516568
Anyone who says that is probably already wasted.
>>84516568
superman is a faggot and hit butt buddy batman is an even bigger one.
whatcha gonna do about it?
>>84516608
INVITE YOU TO DINNER!
>>84516637
slob on my knob
>>84516683
you hit like a pussy
>>84516699
>he likes to be hit with a cock
I knew you weren't here for the drinks, gimp.
>>84516699
>>84516714
BAR FIGHT!
>>84516714
you're cock isnt even big enough to hit anything with. fag
>>84516743
>>84516714
You two, out of the bar. Kill each other on the street.
>>84516757
YOu have ten seconds.
>>84516757
fuck you. You're not my mom. you cant tell me what to do.
>>84516775
Too late, I phoned your mom and I told her you're trying to buy beer.
>>84516439
Gunners is good if you feel patriotic about the Commonwealth.
>>84516792
why are you a monkey? also i'm 22 i can drink as much as i wanr
>>84516822
>why are you a monkey?
Because I'm your father. That monkey is your mom. So stop playing tough guy, son.
>>84514047
Beer...
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against
us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and
the lager.
Barmen.
Now calm down Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody...
>>84516392
I just realized thatBaytorsounds likewaiter.
Start me off with some Lucky Force 8 and have you got a menu?
>>84515434
Let me put something on the jukebox for you anon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMs5NQd0UzQ
>>84514047
Milk please
>>84516833
but no one in my family is a monkey and my father is dead. Who drugged my beer?
>>84516822
Anon, you need to calm down or get out of this bar. Otherwise we'll have to call the specialist
Got any good ciders, love?
>>84516879
Fuck you i am calm. Why are there so many god damn monkeys? Why is the Bartender a whore? Why is this faggot >>84516937
drinking cider?
>>84516873
Hola, Kyle.
Who's our bouncer, anyway?
Ooh, is it Swayze?
>>84514047
Some tea would be lovely.
Give me your darkest ale.I'll be back in five minutes for a gin and soda.
>>84517067
Aone-armed gunfighter.
>>84516990
Sorry Anon, but you're being too rowdy. We're gonna have to get you a taxi.
Don't worry, we'll send someone to help you hail a cab. You're in good hands
>>84517096
Humph...it's never Swayze...
>>84517154
oh god no. Anything but him please.
I'll change my ways, i'l stop drinking please!
no! don't! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84517154
I'D RATHER WALK, THANKS
>>84516843
This is the stuff i wanted in this thread. And my bar. Instead. Shitposting
>>84517640
>expecting anything but shitposting
Ha! You crack me up weirdo.
>>84516843
That's good shit.
>>84517818
>siiiiip
Did you know dogs can't look up?
