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when batman fucks women, does he wear a condom? he seems like he would always have a bat-rubber on him since he prepares for everything. plus he wouldnt want his DNA all over the place
Batman canonically never wear any condom. He doesn't believe in them. This was shown in Batman #689.
I mean, how do you think Damian Wayne came about?
>>84505662
Date rape
>>84505662
he was raped by Talia
>implying batman never fucking raw bats it
>>84505684
>>84505691
Yeah, but he also wasn't wearing any condom.
>>84505691
>>84505684
Fuck off morrison
>>84505710
he was not in full control of his facilities, you can't judge what happened there as a rule
In Batman #689: "A Thousand Little Deaths" it was shown that
Batman has a special herb that he carries around with him that will make his dick go limp, preventing forced coupling.
Batman knows the entire medical history and menstrual cycle of the women he do sleep with.
Batman doesn't believe in condoms because they aren't 100% safe.
It's all canon. The information appeared again in the Secret Files & Origins Special the following year also.
>>84505626
It's not a problemhe checked
>>84505626
>he would always have a bat-rubber on him since he prepares for everythin
The real question is whether his condoms are bat-themed. Like do they have little logos on them?
>>84505809
Someone please storytime this, at least the page with that information.
>>84505809
Truly the master of preptime
>>84505626
pretty sure he wears a condom. Any sperm getting out would put him in bad situations. Imagine poison Ivy with his kid.
>>84505626
>batman
>fucking women
you what m8???
>>84505809
>Batman doesn't believe in condoms because they aren't 100% safe.
isnt 90% safe better than not wearing one at all though? that doesnt make anyfuckingsense
>>84505824
They're ribbed for JUSTICE.
>>84505871
Poison Ivy pussy juices kill the sperm. Also canon.
>>84505809
>Batman has a special herb that he carries around with him that will make his dick go limp, preventing forced coupling
to what lengths will he go to deny me
>>84505743
Fucking make me, you little cunt.
>>84505898
he actually needs it for when he goes face to face withthe joker
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>>84505898
He used this back in Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight when a nazi milf scientist tried to rape his sorry ass in an attempt to sire the perfect specimen and then Batman went limp so she got mad and tortured his ass. Thankfully, she was stopped by her cyborg deranged son who got jealous of his mom when he realized that she made him kidnap Batman just for sex, when she could just fuck him.
Wonderful tale from the late 80's.
>>84505809
>Doesn't believe in condoms because they aren't 100% safe
Better be 0% safe then!
>>84505898
You cannot even begin to understand.
>>84506004
Batman preptime his shit by learning everything about the women and only boning them the odd days when there is 0% chance of them later claiming child support.
Condoms are a clutch.
>>84505984
didn't she have a miscarriage?
>>84506052
what about STDs though
>>84506068
Preptime is a bitch.
>>84505984
>I'll have to congratulate my dick
>>84506082
He knows their entire medical history. It's okay, he cheked.
>>84506052
He should just abstain, they could extract the sperm from their vag afterwards and use it for cloning or any other weird shit because it's the DCU. He is being reckless.
>>84506082
He knows EVERYTHING about them.
>>84506068
She got her ass kicked by muggers and babby died.
Oddly enough, Batman's sex life is very detailed in the comics.
For example Batman's penis is just humongous. He's the biggest dick in the JL. Morrison said so in an interview and everything.
>>84505809
Batman cut off his penis as the ultimate form of prevention.
>>84506223
No, that's the Joker. His dick fell off after the toxic bath. The Joker doesn't have a dick.
>harley quinn sucking off batman
>he finishes in her mouth
>with a mouthful of cum, she looks up at bats
>...swallow it.
>hm?
>you heard me, swallow my bat sap.
>i dont want the joker or anyone else to use my sperm to clone me, so you have to get rid of it.
>she swallows, smiling back up at him with her mouth wide open
>ahhhhh, all gone
>great, but you missed a little
>batman takes his thumb and wipes a little jizz dribble from her nipple
>he licks it off of his own thumb
>>84505626
Condoms don't prevent your DNA from being left in detectable form, they only provide a barrier to your sperm from entering the uterine tract and fertilizing any ova present there.
Frankly, if you're not leaving your DNA under her fingernails, you probably shouldn't be trying to share your DNA anyway.
>>84506141
He obviously didn't know Talia was a rapist
>>84506281
There's a whole division at Cadmus where they job is pretty much following Batman's cases and battles trying to gather any of his body fluids.
>>84505626
>plus he wouldnt want his DNA all over the place
lol
>>84506278
>The Joker doesn't have a dick.
>>84506333
Pretty much all his villains are rapists, though.
>>84505626
He invented a synthetic skin that he coats his manhood in. Sterilizes sperm as they leave his urethra. Like the rubber lips in Batman Forever.
>>84505809
>Batman knows the entire medical history and menstrual cycle of the women he do sleep with.
>>84506281
>>84506581
That's only movie canon.
>>84505876
this tbqh
>>84505984
Jesus Bruce. You're fucking adopted family is fucked.
There was a comics where Catwoman said that when Batman is about to climax he raises both his arms and then start to flap them while screeching a terrible noise.
She might have been joking, though.
>>84505984
Why do people keep bothering to bring this up? It's fanfiction-tier garbage, and should be reviled and ignored as such.
>>84505984
I think the craziest thing about this is that Batman can't into basic math
>>84506716
It's amusing.
>>84505898
How did this joke start.
>>84506737
>I think the craziest thing about this is that Batman can't into basic math
He just thought that Barbara was, rightly, a hoe.
>>84506716
Everybody knows it's shit, anon.
It's just hilarious.
>>84505993
I read "dark knight" and "nazi milf" and immediately thought of the woman in DKR with swastikas on her nipples.
>>84505809
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Vol_1_689
>>84506825
It might have been #589. It's from the 90's.
>>84506716
The fact that a salty Dick/Barbara shipper's fanfiction got published is really funny.
>>84506341
THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY WHAT I MEANT.
>>84506844
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Vol_1_589
>2001
>>84506825
>>84506896
Neither one of these is titled "a thousand little deaths"
>>84506742
Some brilliant anon got fed up with the constant edgy retards who just watched Under the Red Hood for the first time making "Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker???" threads and decided to turn the thing into a dank meme.
>>84505809
Yeah until I see the page I'm gonna call bullshit
>>84505626
>they kept their costumes on while having sex
I wanted to see naked bodies, damnit.
>>84509035
>Yeah until I see the page I'm gonna call bullshit
The fact that capeshit fans actually find that plausible is worrysome
>>84505811
>>84505876
this
>>84505766
Talia at first just wanted to have her way with him, Damian was the result of Bruce in his drugged state repeatedly forcing her to not put one on.
>>84505626
Are they aware they just had furry sex by staying in costume?
Are Batman and Catwoman even aware they're furries by taking the persona of animals?
>>84510027
>Wearing cat ears in the midst of taking a cock is the same as letting several strangers jizz all over the carpeted quad titties of your 1000USD murrsuit while inwardly praying to an obscure Native American spirit
>>84505626
He wears a bat condom.
>>84510027
Does that mean that everyone who take the persona of a animal is a furry ? Like Black Cat ? Black Canary ? Black Panther ? Spider-man ? Ant-Man ? Cat-Man ? The Penguin ?
>>84505626
Any batman comic where he is lying in bed all bandaged up because of a big fight and a lady criminal comes in and rapes him because he's too broken to move ?
>>84505691
What does he expect dressed as he was and getting shitfaced with assassins.
>>84505809
IF THERE IS EVEN A ONE PERCENT CHANCE THIS CONDOM WILL FAIL WE HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY...and we have to hit it raw.
>>84510027
He does dress up like an animal every night, stays under his parents house, meets up with another person in a animal based outfit every other night, and uses good boy points to have alfred wip up some Bat-Tendies
>>84510201
....Well when you say it out loud like that.....wow....I think I need to reevaluate my hobbies
>>84505626
after years of training he has abosolute control over his sperm
>>84510097
>1000USD
Hahahahaha
Oh if only
>>84506341
>implying Waller even had to "inject Mr. McGinnis with bruce's DNA"
>implying Bruce didn't nail that busty red head himself via direct injection
>>84510027
Taking inspiration from animals and putting it into a suit isnt the same thing as a fur suit
>>84506109
>>84506141
That's impossible. HIV can take up to six months to fucking show up. The people who have HIV don't always get an appointment or bother to inform their doctors because they realize the, rightful stigma of their action. The point is even non-junky bitches get Aids and Bruce couldn't research that even if he researched everyone. If he did he'd never sleep with anyone but an actual virgin because of widespread STDs are now and how many people lie about it.
>>84510430
> Taking inspiration from animals and putting it into a suit isnt the same thing as a fur suit
...
do you even listen to yourself
it's exactly the same
>>84510602
Is this a fucking fursuit? No, it's not
>>84510602
>>84510619
THIS, is a fursuit. Completely different
>>84505876
How did this joke start?
>>84510799
people kept spamming why doesn't Batman kill the joker to make themselves seem oh so smart and then it evolved to why doesn't Batman rape the joker
>>84510161
>Does that mean that everyone who take the persona of a animal is a furry ? Like Black Cat ? Black Canary ? Black Panther ? Spider-man ? Ant-Man ? Cat-Man ? The Penguin ?
Black Cat would try anything once.
Black Canary would laugh at the idea, then gossip over the story with the rest of the cape community.
Black Panther would shut the idea down after two sentences, but still growl in bed.
Spider-Man would vehemently refuse because he'd be terrified of the thought of JJJ getting a picture of it.
Ant-Man would make sex-bots he created dress up as furries, but all the costumes would look like his ex-wife's uniforms.
Cat-Man would never wear a costume, but he'd be enough of an animal in bed to satisfy any furry.
The Penguin just fucks his birds. You know he does.
>>84510201
Has there ever been a Robin costume that looked like an actual robin?
>>84510799
At your conception.
>>84509129
If I wanted to see sex in my comic books I would read porn
>>84510941
But that guy is saying the Batman is a fag
>>84505809
>Batman doesn't believe in condoms because they aren't 100% safe.
The kind of thing that could only be written by a man who thinks it's the woman's job not to get pregnant.
>>84509129
we almost had this
>>84512502
This is why Selina is best girl, she knows how important Alfred is to Bruce and how dedicated he is so she makes sure to give him a look for the ol, spank bank at the very least.
Batman leaving his DNA all over town is how Terry happened.
>>84506638
And that was in Batman & Robin.
>>84505701
>raw bats it.
Heh.
>>84510799
Look up Seduction of the Innocent
>>84505993
Isn't Batman half jewish or something?
>>84505843
Has anyone ever found a worth a shit edit of the Keikaku doori reaction pic drawn with Batman? Because if not we need one.
>>84510197
>We
Damn, Alfred too?
>>84506802
>woman
>>84513962
w-what?
>>84513988
I'm pretty sure he's just a dude with bolted on tits. Not transsexual or anything like that. Just a dude named Bruno with Nazi tits.
>>84514048
Actually, never mind. Miller refers to Bruno as a 'she' in TDKR.
>>84505626
>>84505626
you can only get AIDS from fags or from women who sleep with "bisexual" men aka fags in denial
Selina is literally a AIDS colony but Batman is safe with good christian girls like Poison Ivy or Thalia
>>84505809
It was Flyer by Howard Chaykin in atman: Legends of the Dark Knight Vol 1 24-26
>>84509129
It's people like you who are responsible for those lame porn parodies where they fuck without the costumes and out of character.
>>84510180
You don't blame the victim.
>>84514124
>You won't get a harmful/painful STD or blood virus
>from Poison Ivy
This dumbass motherfucker.
>>84514124
Ah yes, the old "pretend to fill my bottle to hide the fart bubbles" pool trick
>>84505626
Bruce is a billionaire whose been boning models as a cover for years. He's got a full time abortionist with a mobile clinic/surgery that follows him wherever he goes. After they fall asleep the doc (trained by the league of assassins) sneaks in and makes sure no accidents happen. Dude's been at it so long even the narrator doesn't bother mentioning it.
>>84505626
If Batman was always prepared then where did Damian come from then?!!?
CHECK MATE BATFAGS!
That would be a waist of time.
Why doesn't the twins just rape Batman?
>>84514339
Lol no I don't watch those, where did you get that idea? It's just strange to see them fucking in their full get-up.
>>84511495
There's literally nothing wrong with sex scenes in comics.
>>84517702
Are political comics ever supposed to make sense?
>>84510799
When Robin was introduced
It's always been assumed he fucks Dick raw every night. It's why they introduced Batgirl, because having an under aged teenage girl around means Batman's not a homo
>>84505626
After sex does he get his bat uv light and then gets his bat rag to bat clean his babybatter?
>>84506871
what is the context behind that stuff?
so far he has fucked:
Catwoman,
poison Ivy
Thalia
Zatana
Harley?
Barbara?
>>84521045
Out of those he's only had sex with Catwoman and Talia.
>>84521045
>zatanna
no
>harley
no
>barbara
only in DCAU
>>84519855
The fuck are you, some sort of retard? It's pretty obvious what that comic is all about.
>>84519855
That comic makes perfect sense, though.
>>84505809
I'm still waiting for that story time.
>>84521093
He fucked Poison Ivy in several comics.
>>84521460
Okay. Name them.
>>84521045
>so far he has fucked:
>Catwoman,
Yes
>poison Ivy
No
>Thalia
Yes
>Zatana
I guess
>Harley?
No
>Barbara?
Yes (DCAU)
>>84521476
The Long Halloween he was raped by her, for one.
Then there are several arcs in Batman: The Legend of the Dark Knight and Gotham Knights that deal with their past relationship.
>>84506281
>>84521697
>>84506281
I've got an confession to make, i love searching for smut about Batman x Harley Quinn.
The fact that he's such a controlled and compassionate guy and she's such a submissive skank who's in abusive relationship with his arch-nemesis make the pairing such a fun.
There should be more stories where heroes save vilaniness with the power of a hard dicking.
>>84521659
>The Long Halloween he was raped by her, for one.
Nope, he was just mindslaved.
>Then there are several arcs in Batman: The Legend of the Dark Knight and Gotham Knights that deal with their past relationship.
Okay. Which issues?
>>84521697
That's disgustingHarley's jester suit isn't a one-piece suit
>>84521859
I realized that after I finished. :c
>>84521758
It doesn't even have ti had hard dicking involved, I love the whole "Harley reforms and is the new robin"thing
>>84505811
Hehe
>>84517702
>waist
Sometimes you have to accept that people have different opinions, and sometimesthey just belong in /pol/
>>84521993
I agree. For me, though, the appeal is Batman seeing that Harley was a nice person, with potential, who was twisted and is being used and abused by the Joker and feeling sorry, angry and sad for her, trying to do his best to help her, while Harley fights it but eventually come to see the truth only to then transfer her obsession to Batman, pissing Batman off immensely.
Thinking of Harley being overprotective and submissive towards Batman does things to my dick, though.
>>84506281
>>84521758
>>84521993
>>84522107
SHE'S MINE
NOT YOURS
HarleyXIvy is literally the worst thing in the galaxy
>>84522233
I am just taking the piss, not need to say hurtful things
>>84521758
>>84521993
>>84522107
If i knew how to write comics I would totally draw this.
>>84521764
>Nope, he was just mindslaved.
The dialogue definitely implied she was having sex with him.
>>84522324
You can still write smut about it. I'd read them.
>>84522371
Yup. Catwoman was completely lived about it too when she found two and launched at Ivy with pure rage.
>>84522324
DELET IT
>>84512502
Hey even without knowledge of Bruce being Batman women would pretty much run naked to his garden any time of the day
>>84522371
What page are you talking about specifically? This one? Because I couldn't find anything else. Even then, it's incredibly loose and doesn't imply anything has happened yet.
>>84522505
Yeah, that's the one. And she's been mind controlling him for a month, of course that wouldn't be the first time.
Seriously. Of all characters that think that they know their limits, do you really think Batman isn't just using the pull out method? Motherfucker probably has it written in his fucking training regimen.
>>84514048
>Bolted on tits
>>84512606
Alfred doesn't need a spank bank, he just needs to drive into town and pick up some thespian chicks, or Dr. Leslie Thompkins if they're a thing.
Pennyworth has mad game.
>>84520844
So all the times when batman's had sex/been romantically involved with women means nothing?
Wouldn't be the first time that's happen in comics.
Iceman, i'm referencing iceman
