>DC "comics"
>>84501115
UNCHARTED TERRITORY
>>84501115
>Batman with prep time
Yeah those ads were really irritating. More irritating than the page splitting Twix ads.
I don't care what anyone says, this is fucking hilarious
>>84501115
If they did an actual Snickers sponsored comic I'd read the fuck out of it.
>>84501115
I thought it was pretty funny myself
>>84501263
Just like the KFC ones
>>84501115
kek
>>84501115
Come on man, this shit is golden
>>84501115
>>84501187
>>84501240
Indeed! Kudos to DC for adding some funny moments here and there.
>>84501115
He says it like it's a bad thing.
>>84501272
I'm getting hostess fruit pie flashbacks.
>>84501115
feels like there should be more to it, like he should turn back into WW or something..
>>84501311
>>84501115
I did actually get confused as fuck by this because as someone who has survived on trades until now I never know where to expect ads. But in the end it's actually pretty good advertising by Snickers. It flowed fucking perfectly in the fight.
>>84501278
Wasn't impulse in those?
>>84501329
This is my second favorite snockers ad, next to the Japanese one featuring TaTu.>>84501329
>>84501115
>this level of snark
He should have never met Spiderman.
>>84501115
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUcLzxMFq4
>>84501115
I was actually pretty surprised when someone said this ad was sexist because Wonder Woman turned out to be Doomsday lmao.
>>84501375
Those types of people think that the existence of men is sexist.
but thats brilliant
>>84501375
Haha haha ha
>>84501375
It is sexist. It's clearly an analogy for her being on her period and craving chocolate
>>84501469
All white women crave chocolate.
>>84501351
ah, there it is
okay then, how could anybody be confused by this?
>DCfags will defend this
>>84501521
I will, the ad is funny and actually well drawn. And this is no secret, DC already said that the ads will come.
>>84501278
I'm looking forward to the Twinkie the Kid meets Jonah Hex comic
The Good the Bad and the Creamy
>>84501521
Marvel drones defend every retarded event, so why not? At least this is funny (isn't the same THING that you always said about the MCU?)
>>84501494
and cheese.
Girls love chocolate and cheese.
>>84501345
Just the second one.
>>84501351
She's going to do lewd things with it, isn't she.
>>84501617
Especially swish cheese with the holes plugged with a thick, long, hard piece of chocolate.
>>84501521
But this is just marvelous.
>>84501360
Pretty good Joker.
>>84501304
DURN
This is incredible.
>>84501360
I want more of this
Tears in my eyes, man
>>84501351
What about Robin?
>>84501521
>non-autistic people with a sense of humor will defend this
ftfy famalam
Props to DC for being able to integrate their ads in a tasteful and comedic way unlike Marvel
>>84501934
Post some bad Marvel ads.
>>84501115
>Oh fuck Clarke what are we gonna do this super genetically evolved creature is destroying the city
>Oh I know let's give him a snickers
>>84501351
Fucking lol
>>84501961
>>84501360
>Dat perfect laugh
>>84501961
>>84501351
did you see the british joker one? it was pretty solid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUcLzxMFq4
>>84502024
Gave me a chuckle.
>>84501987
>boy I do hate fun
stop being such a faggot :^)
>>84501521
>muh super serious comics
>>84501868
Joker
>>84501911
Can you, with a straight face, suggest that /co/ is a community filled with non-autistic people with senses of humor?
>>84502095
>tfw a snickers commercial has a better live action joker than any movie
These silly ads actually worked. I want a Hostess Fruit Pie now. Remember when they had vanilla? It was my favorite. Those were the good ol' days.
>>84501115
>Oh no, not again
Wow Clark, you sound slightly inconvenienced, taking fights for life and death as casually as the readers now huh?
>>84502261
I LOVED the vanilla ones,and now I'm sad they don't make them anymore
Fuck you Hostess fuck you
>>84502150
Those pies are shit.
Pie is shit in general.
>>84502095
>South African accent
>British
you wot mate?
>>84501360
>Whoever draws the ace of spades wins a night out...that window HAHAHAHAHAA
>>84502311
FUCK OFF CAKEFAGGOTThose shitty little prepackaged pies are shit tho u rite nigga
>>84501115
>>84501237
>>84502261
>>84502150
I'm still holding out hope that Infinity War has a Hostess Fruit pie stinger
Has no one shopped a dildo into Batman's hand yet?
>>84502182
Alright, fair point
>>84501617
Don't forget wine. They looooooooves their wine.
>>84502182
Well it's better than a bunch of other boards.
Like it isn't as bad as /r9k/ or /jp/, but I guess it could be better like /k/ or /v/.
>>84502561
>/v/
YIKES
>>84501360
This is a better Joker than most recent portrayals.
>>84502582
They're flooded with normalfags.
A good board, no, but not autistic.
>>84502561
Are you seriously confused? /co/ is of middling quality, but it's not the shitheap that /v/ has been for the last decade.
>DC fans actually defend this because "it's funny"
Haha wow
>>84501115
>Batman
>Fighting Doomsday
>Lasting more than 3 seconds
>>84501351
>hungry for dickgrayson's dick
>>84502635
>doubting the calming power of chocolate
How much do you want to bet all of Batman's "contingency plans" all involve candy bars.
>>84502629
MCU fans are doing the same all these years. So please.
>>84502732
Well if nothing else this proves Batman is prepared to face Dementors
>>84502765
>MCU fans are doing the same so DC one should be acceptable
>>84502801
As long as it is REALLY fun and well done :^)
>>84501987
I didn't know that Wonder Woman was a "super genetically evolved creature". I thought she was just magic and fairy farts.
>>84502801
If the MCU fans have made "funny" their banner, i don't see why not?
>>84502819
>Well done
>This
>Detective Comics comics
who thought this was a good idea?
>>84502861
>not well done
>this
Look at this redditor.
>>84502732
The real question is: Does he give Jonn'z an American or a British Mars bar?
>>84503052
sup reddit
>>84503114
Giving J'onn chocolate might actually be a bad idea.
>>84503114
>Bruce, this is in really bad taste
>Oh, sorry J'onn.
>Did you try the british one?
>>84503114
He's got Chocos for J'onn.
>>84503140
Denying J'onn chocos is the bad idea anon.
>>84503210
>>84503193
>>84503140
>>84503114
>>84501494
Greeks are not white
>>84503238
>Lucius! Martian Manhunter is being controlled by Luthor, I need you to prepare something for me.
>What do you need, Batman? A sonic gun that implants images of fires in a person's brain?
>No Lucius, I need an Orea-flavored Chocolate Bar
>>84501115
They had to shill something when Hostess went under.
>>84502024
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WITH FRUIT FILLING SO CREAMY
AND I WON'T FORGET MEXICANS WHO MADE IT ALL FOR ME
AND I'D GLADLY STAND UP, PIE IN HAND, EATING IT ALL DAY
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND, GOD BLESS THE USA
>>84503289
Well we know Wonder Woman in particular isn't opposed to"chocolate"
I pity the person who cannot find humor in this.
>>84501868
growing teenage boys need to eat a lot anon
what did you think batman was talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZqBR3yTiw
>>84501115
>Marvel and DC are so bad now they are worse than the parodies
I want to visit Batman s chocolate factory
>>84502533
love to whine *
>>84503652
This guy
>>84501115
That is Adam West '66 Batman tier awesome. Well Done DC.
>>84502024
>Destroy the elections
They'd be heroes if they tried that this year
>>84502311
FINALLY, someone I can agree with on /co/. This guy gets it.
>>84501868
He gets hungry. HUNGRY FOR DICK
>>84503869
I've never thought of Damian and Dick's relationship that way.
DC: House of absolute madmen
>>84502471
>>84501115
Dave can't handle the bantz
>>84504039
Whoops, fixed.
>>84502150
That Gwen circle and dialogue bubble would make for a good reaction
>>84502311
Pecan pie is divine, fuck off
>>84503238
I need this in my mouth
>>84501115
How was he confused? Is he really that dense? I just read it. Its not that hard to figure out.
>>84501263
...they're all Snickers sponsored, anon
Comics are just a way to sell you ads
>>84501187
Fuck you I laughed
>>84501521
The two comics in this series alone have been better than anything put out by Marvel this year. So yeah, DC's shill game is amazing at the moment.
>>84501360
The laugh is just perfect
>>84501115
I don't see the problem.
>>84501115
>it's real
>>84501700
Underrated. I want to see Ben give Jared a snickers, while both are in full costume.
>>84501351
>You should see what it's like when Robin gets hungry!
OH BOY
>>84502311
Finally someone understands
>>84501351
This art is actually amazing
>>84502635
Yeah, Doomsday wouldn't last 2.
>>84502635
>>84504730
Gwen is pure.
Delete this.
>>84502095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I36boqQsgJU
>>84505013
I hope Spider gwen gets fucked by Norman during another one of her 616 trips
>>84501351
Bill Hicks was right
>>84504657
Vision tho
>>84501115
>Casuals are too stupid to know the difference between an ad and a real comic
>>84501375
First thing I thought when I read this ad was "oh boy some idiot SJW is going to get ass hurt over this and we are going to have a big thread on /co/ about it"
>>84504657
>Two
There was a second?
Why are people upset characters appeared in a commercial? It happen all the time. Hellboy has even done it.
>>84505239
Yes. Every single thing about it is somehow both incredibly retarded and also completely perfect.
>>84505239
>didn't read the Colonel Corps issue
Fucking casuals, I swear
>>84505013
She's blacked
>>84505279
I think that counts more as bleached, she is raping a child
>>84505294
>Implying it's consensual on her side
>>84505310
Whatever you have to tell yourself to convince yourself that your waifu isn't shit
>>84501329
Can I get this without Doomsday?
>>84505457
What does Frankie have to do with this?
>>84504284
Mash up some oreo crumbs, add in melted butter (or white chocolate if you can get it), press into a mold, refrigerate.
>>84502311
>>84503850
>>84504757
Cakefags need to vacate the board if you don't mind.
>>84501360
The performance was great, but it's a shame they didn't have a makeup person on staff. Shit that's horrible looking.
>>84501351
>>84504913
>The art in this Snickers ad is better than a majority of actual comics
It's just the right page that's the actual ad, right?
>>84506144
This is the ad
>>84501311
>>84501329
>>84501351
>>84506178
Ah okay, thanks.
>>84501521
The ad was fairly funny and you gotta expect some ads when every single floppy is $2.99.
So yes I'm a DCfag and I'm defending it
>>84501987
When you see the snickers ads on TV do you complain because being hungry doesn't actually turn you into Steve Buscemi?
>>84506396
Admittedly, yes. But that's because I've always wanted to be a fish-person
>>84501115
Oh that's fucking amazing!
>>84502311
Never had a good pecan or chocolate chip pie I see.
But yeah fruit pies are overrated as fuck
I am like 75% sure they did this ad with the Hulk too.
>>84501494
>>84503032
It's like AMC or KFC. It doesn't actually stand for anything anymore.
>>84506539
Pretty sure it's still Kentucky Fried Chicken
>>84506570
>In 1991, the KFC name was officially adopted, although it was already widely known by that initialism.[29] Kyle Craig, president of KFC US, admitted the change was an attempt to distance the chain from the unhealthy connotations of "fried".
But the Wikipedia page still calls it Kentucky Fried Chicken in the first sentence so I dunno. I guess KFC is the official name but it still stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
DC doesn't stand for anything, though
>>84506680
>they dropped it because of the unhealthy connotations of "fried"
Man, and I thought it would be a racism thing.
Weird.
>>84501351
alright i get the feeling the artist knows about the gay jokes
>>84506755
I heard that it was because their genetically modified poultry could no longer be legally sold as "C"hicken.
>>84501240
It's objectively hilarious.
>>84505239
Friend, I suggest you search the archive. Because, and I'm completely serious here, you're missing the current issue of the year.
>>84501115
This is a lot better than the last candy bar ad.
>>84501541
>The Good the Bad and the Creamy
>Not the Creamy, the Bad and the Ugly
>>84502034
SHILLS
H
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L
S
>>84506946
Yeah that was just a bullshit rumor
>>84501351
Dammit, and I was expecting him to turn into Goku.
>>84507013
Just from the context of the thread, without opening and reading the replies past the first post and this one, I can tell you're talking about the KFC comic.
And you are completely 100% correct, sir.
>>84501312
Those are good flashbacks.
>American """"""culture""""""
>paying money to get advertised to
>genuinely defending it
>actually getting hungry for a Snickers™
T O P K E K
>>84505116
>He thinks Vision is better than the second KFC issue.
Fucking laugh at this man.
>>84501115
Are you a drone?
>>84501521
Just proves that they are hypocrites.
>>84506359
Are the Marvelfags acting like their books don't have ads? They're even worse than DC
>>84504693
>Jay Leto cuts the snickers bar up and dumps it in a trashcan
>Jay Leto is obviously distressed by the fact that nothing is happening
>Turns to Ben and says
Hey Batsy I think that snickers bar was a dud, this society is still here
>>84509344
I read Jay Leto as Jay Leno and it took me a few minutes to get it.
>>84502311
>hostess
well there's your problem, family
treat yourself to pic related before you generalize all pies
>>84501187
Lost
looks dumb. I guess I should be happy to not be enslaved by corporation at this level yet.
>>84501356
Clark was the one who met/teamed up with Peter. I'm not sure if Bruce ever has.
>>84509332
We do have but it's not in-panel.
>>84501278
How in the hell were the KFC tie-in comics better than those X-Men comics you'd get at Pizza Hut in the 90s? It doesn't seem right but facts are facts.
>>84501635
No that's their competitor.
>>84507498
>paying money to get advertised to
But Americans don't have a telly license.
>>84510267
Or knife bins
>>84501115
>Casuals this stupid they can't recognize an ad when they see it
>>84501115
A sad money grab from a dying company. BvS really wrecked their wallets
>>84507297
No, he's talking about the OTHER KFC comic. Someone didn't know there were TWO of them.
>>84501115
>American comics still filled with page-wide ads
How
>>84501585
>isn't the same THING that you always said about the MCU?
fucking roasted
>>84502311
Apple pie ala mode is the God of home-made desserts, don't you forget, commie
>>84510153
>uncreative plasterings
>better than a humorous little bit with some product placement
Don't you like fun?
>>84510486
>"humorous" product placement is fun
>fun
Kek.
>>84502024
>Stormrider, the Satan of the skies
...And they waste a name like that on a one-page pie commercial??
>>84505049
They actually had the Joker have a conversation with Ayatollah Khomeini in those issues.
Good times...
>>84510153
>we
Do you work at Marvel?
>>84510736
Do you lack reading comprehension?
>>84501351
This is how Injustice would have been prevented
>>84501115
If Marvel did this, you'd all be screaming bloody murder.
>>84510904
Damn right we would, they wouldn't have the rights to use Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and Doomsday.
>>84501115
Is that tweet serious? How autistic do you have to be to confuse a silly 3-page ad with an actual part of the story?
>>84510979
how autistic do you have to be to not understand that this advert might throw you for a second when the page before it was superman fighting doomsday
>>84510831
I was thinking the same thing
>My WIFE is dead, Bruce!
>Yeah, but are you hungry though?
>A little, I don't see what that--
>Have a Snickers®...Better?
>Man, Bruce, I was tripping. I'll just hit up any number of the time travelling dudes and devices we know and sort this out right quick. Thanks.
>"You're on that Red Kryptonite when you're hungry."
>>84501115
This is fucking hilarious!
>>84502311
>>84510904
You marvel lackeys have become such cry babies these past several months
>>84511326
>Snickers out of nowhere
not even for a second
>>84501115
So what?
Marvel has done worse things
>>84501329
Who is he after he's better?
>>84501115
To "KEK-finity" AND BEYOND!
Must someone always be offended by everything?
>>84510144
Yes he has.
More than once.
Peter even met Joker.
>>84510144
pic, they've met like twice
>>84513068
I don't think they're offended, just retarded
>>84504299
>>84502150
WHEN WAS THIS?!
Fucking KEK man!
>>84507498
>European """""Culture""""""
>import hundreds of thousands of people who hate you and everything about the west
>get run over watching fireworks
>>84513416
>Be an American
>Get shot
>>84509344
Perfect.
>>84513579
No? In Europe you get shot. In America you shoot the guy going after you, unless you're a liberal beta cuckold.
>>84502311
>Those pies are shit.
Yeah they suck-
>Pie is shit in general.
HOLD ME BACK NIGGA HOLD ME BACK
>>84501187
10/10
>>84513652
Tell me about all the mass shootings you stopped before they started, "shepherd".
>>84505583
>>84513664
Yeah pie has become a meme food like bacon, but that doesn't mean it's bad.
>>84513984
Why does everything now has to be meme?
>>84514007
because memes
>>84501329
>>84501700
>You should see how Robin gets when he's hungry
>>84505049
What's with his chin.
>>84514064
reckless
>>84514091
>>84501115
This is marketing kino.
>>84501115
>>84501521
>NO FUN ALLOWED
You anons need to relax. It's just an ad. If it was part of the story then I'd understand but it's not.
>>84503193
That'd only make things worse!
>>84514638
you're the one who needs to relax. Those two posts are clearly jesting
>>84513652
No you just get shot and die.
Or die of heart attack because you're a fat cunt.
>>84513829
6 million.
>>84514728
>They were just jesting
Oh how silly of me believing that they were being serious.
>>84514810
It's no big deal anon, all is forgiven
>>84506680
I think it's an IHOP situation. It's still technically "International House of Pancakes", but the name is so long-winded that it's rarely used on anything official.
>>84501351
>01345 >>84501541 >>84510158
>>>84501263
post tat snickers
