A lady like that can't just be swept off her feet. She needs to be wooed and won over with hard work and dedication, like a superbowl run.

I don't know OP, would you?

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>>84497640
Henrietta would stay true to Petey, now Bill (there is no girl name so fuck you) would probably be a good fuck

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I prefer beauty parlor helen

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would I fuck a rule 63 of the cartoon personification of myself?

hell no

>>84497679

Nah, she would probably have no ass.

>>84497754
You're a redneck?

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>>84497795
Hanks way too calm and successful to be a redneck. Rednecks are obnoxious bums. He may have some tendencies of a redneck, but he is far from it.

>>84497904
Whatever you say, redneck.

>>84497752

That'd be even sadder on a woman.

>>84497927
Stop shitposting, Kahn

>>84497752
>narrow vagina and no ass
wew

>>84497666
Underrated Post

>>84497795
hank isn't a redneck
he's...complicated

>>84497640
Post male Peggy.