Happy birthday spongebob
Damn... happy birthday.
Let him die.
hey its that black people meme character
*claps furoisly*
Is he still a virgin?
>Sponges in temperate regions live for at most a few years, but some tropical species and perhaps some deep-ocean ones may live for 200 years or more.
>200 years
>>84491757
Nah, he's definitely been up in Sandy's Cheeks by now
>>84491676
The episode that came from first aired in 2001, making Spongebob 15 years old.
Spongebob had his own house and a full time job at fucking 15! And everyone in the movie still thought he was a kid.
hard to believe he turned 30..
>>84494464
Sponges grow up faster than humans acording to Stephen Hillenburg (he got his Krusty Krab job when he was 12).
>>84492345
Maybe he had a one nighter with Sandy, who knows.
>>84495336
What if spongebob was the grown up here and we're all immature in his eyes.
>>84495414
well he was able to out compete his own boss withgreenburgers, and was able to run the store at least twice (granted both times didn't have any customers since they were either trying to get mr. krabs or because the closed sign wasn't flipped
but on the flip side he hasn't progressed in the 18 years working at the krusty krab but neither has squidward
