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>>84479105
Old Republic era content when? Wasn' there a guidebook or visual dictionary that was supposed to be coming out?
Maybe it'll actually get dark now.
No more kiddie bullshit
>>84479180
It's a children's show.
>>84479180
Good one anon
>>84479202
So was TCW, and that was adult
>>84479209
TCW was on CN, Rebels is on Disney XD. That makes all the difference.
>>84479228
fuck disney
Would you?
>>84479253
Yes.
no homo though
Disney didn't end Clone Wars. They probably would have continued it if Warner Brothers wasn't so dead set on retaining the rights.
>>84474720
>>>84474531
>>Pedophilia
Hey, you're the one who gave his relationship with Stakko that weird, intense vibe. They even commented on it in-story!
>Sure. Though I thought there's some fair description in there... Like bracers, boots and a cheap chestpiece.
Just wondering about colors and specific appearance.
(Anyway, Beim has pants... now.)
>>84479362
They wouldn't have. Dave is on record as saying TCWs was Lucas' baby and none of them felt right continuing it without him. All they've given us since them on TCWs is stuff that was already plotted out before he retired.
What are improvements the new canon has made over Legends/the EU?
>>84479362
WB never had the rights to TCW. The closest they had was a distribution deal for the movie in 2008- they had absolutely nothing to do with the show beyond that.
>>84479445
The biggest improvement so far has been removing Legends and EU.What?
>>84479445
It's better connected.
>>84479445
Killing Boba for good and Jango is no longer a Mango
>>84479462
why the fuck was that film a theatrical release
>>84479528
They needed a way to advertise the series
>>84479445
The Vong don't exist.
>>84479583
but it was embarrassing
>>84479596
>TCW was cancelled before the Vong were added to it
>>84479620
Don't
>>84479500
>Killing Boba for good
He's still alive. It's just a matter of time before we get his story.
>>84479445
It improved Darth Vader. In Legends he was slow and weakass. The new canon has made Vader as physically capable as he was before his prosthesis and rightfully far more powerful given he's a construct of the force. It's possibly debatable now that he is/was one of the most powerful Sith Lords and force weilders to have ever lived.
But yeah. To anyone who isn't a main film protagonist or Darth Sidious, he's an unstoppable nightmare. There is no chance of victory against him.
>>84479632
>He's still alive.
We don't know that for certain. Mind you, the Sarlacc keeps its victims alive as it digests them. If the Jawas pulled him out, there's a good chance it could've killed him.
>>84479105
>Ezra has a green lightsaber now
>>84479253
I'm really digging the Italian gangster look
>>84479665
Wouldn't it make sense for his suit and prosthetics to weigh him down though? Not to mention he is in agonizing physical pain every waking second.
>>84478324
You stream it, i'll join it.
>>84479892
When the suit is sealed it completes some kind of "system" with his limbs, making the pain lessen and make him feel whole again.
>>84479892
>Wouldn't it make sense for his suit and prosthetics to weigh him down though?
Oh yeah. He's still heavy as fuck. But you also have to take into account his own natural parts compensating, and boosts from the force (not unlike how he did before the prostheses).
>Not to mention he is in agonizing physical pain every waking second.
Not anymore. All of it connects directly to his nervous system. Once the helmet goes on and completes the connection, the suit, the prosthetics feel as much apart of him as his own organic parts. Though out of the helmet, yes, he feels the nubs of his limbs and everything. And he uses that pain to feed his anger, that to fuel his hate, and all of that to deepen his connection to the force.
>>84479253
Yes I woulda young Snoke.
>>84479912
Never mind. I am become error
>>84479665
The last few years before the Disney buyout, the EU was doing a good job making Darth Vader threatening again, and I'm really glad that's been continued.
I highly recommend checking out Darth Vader and the Lost Command and Darth Vader and the Ghost Prison. I've yet to read the Ninth Assassin yet, but I'd imagine it's following the same principle.
>>84479445
The Hapes Cluster doesn't exist anymore, to my knowledge. I think Dathomir still does, unfortunately.
>>84479665
>>84480101
>>84480173
>I think Dathomir still does
It does.
Post characters who would probably go to the Dark Side.
Bonus points for Sith names.
>>84480218
>I RAPED HER
>I MURDERED HER
>I KILLED HER PADAWANS
>>84479105
Wait wait, did I fucking miss something, is there a season three clip or trailer out?
>>84479180
M8, the kiddie stuff went away long ago
>>84479180
>Kiddie bullshit
Still be far more adult then any Adult Cartoon on air.
>>84480173
>The Hapes Cluster
Would you mind enlightening me?
>I think Dathomir still does
It was in The Clone Wars, so yes.
>>84480335
>just binged GoT for the first time
>that scene
brutal yo
>>84480101
>I've yet to read the Ninth Assassin yet, but I'd imagine it's following the same principle.
It does, but has the weakest story. Cry of Shadows made up for it.
>>84480345
He's memeing my man.
>>84480218
Fuck. I made this while half-asleep from my phone the other night. I'll work on a higher-res version
>>84479253
Porn when?
>>84479477
That's really the best answer. Lucas never really considered the EU as being canonical but was content to let it fill in gaps he wasn't (yet) interested in filling with his own stories. That hardly means he didn't see certain merits or mind using certain elements here and there, but he was never going to let the EU stand in the way of telling the story the way he wanted to. He was a kind but stern father of Star Wars. Capable of patting his children on the head and showing them favor, but they still damn well did what he told them to.
>>84479253
>Ezra's not here anymore
>My name is. . .EDGE-RA!!
New lightsaber is green and he's using a more aggressive style, looks Ataru-ish.
Now uses a lethal blaster, not a stun one.
I think that holocron is crawling in his skin.
>>84480495
From Lost Command
>>84480692
He's definitely more kill-happy than before, but no more than the rest of the crew. From the clip they showed, Ezra doesn't actually seem that much edgier than before, just a little more grown up.
>>84480698
For some reason Vader is giving off some major Luke Cage vibes.
>>84480692
>>84480713
They way Ezra combines his flips and blaster shots with his lightsaber reminds me of Vaapad combined with Makashi.
Much different from the Shii-Cho Ezra used in S1.
>>84480713
Still, shameful display on his part, giving in to anger and letting it dictate his actions. If only his master could see him now.
Do you guys think Kanan will look different?
>>84480770
CARLOS I SWEAR TO GOD
>>84480795
I don't think Kanan will look at anything ever again anon.
>>84480770
>>84480795
>>84480818
>>84479180
in the same clip OP's webm is from, a pig character runs in front of the crew and gets shot by a walker. Only to comically fly away without actually dying like you expect.
It's still disney
>>84480795
>Ezra cuts off all his hair
>Kanan's grown his out to look like Qui-Gonn's
I'd be okay with it.
>>84480849
Going by Hondo's remark, it sounds like he didn't survive
>>84480818
Needs the webm for maximum imagery.
>>84480849
Dead Ugnaughts make Jawas laugh.
>>84480854
Hair as long as Qui-Gon's may be tricky for them. As it is, they rarely do any loose clothing.
>>84480919
They can use Ezra's hair budget for it now.
>>84480818
Something about fifth brother laid up in the background really kills my sides.
>Is that really Ezra??
>Most of the time.
Cryptic.
Ezra is gonna kill them all isn't he?
Now I want to see this show
>>84481010
I'm still under the impression that Ezra Bridger is a young Snoke. Its a strange and dumb theory, but it feels right.
>>84480818
>eye sockets and the brigde of his nose are literally melted.
being kanan is suffering
Where is this footage coming from?
>>84481321
The Star Wars Show.
>>84481321
https://youtu.be/Qe3LSQiMJUk?t=3m39s
>>84479665
Rise of Vader made him seem just as capable.
>>84481010
Ezra is going to kill a defenseless Inquisitor or Thrawn this season. Calling it.
>>84479253
I hate that my answer is yes.
>>84479105
>>84479253
Will Sabine view him as a man now rather than a boy?
>>84479105
>>48267988
I saw this webm on /tg/, and the quality was just as shitty as this one, so I made a new one that wasn't as shitty.
For the next hour or two I'll make some SW webms for you guys, just link me the video and the time signature.
>>84481604
>Thrawn
Keep dreaming.
>>84479851kinda wish anakin had this look
>>84481010
Not really, or how I saw the scene. The way Sabine said it suggested to me that he's not some intense 100% badass all the time. He has his moments of hyper competence and combat kickassedness BUT the old goofy Ezra prone to butt monkey antics still exists.
>>84479445
Much better connected and more coherent. You can tell authors are working together to create singular content but staying within their own self-contained universes. For example, there are examples of Legends writers killing off major characters without blinking or character paradoxes.
>>84479818
Well he did like that one he found on Malachor.
>>84480836
>Luke burns Vader's armor on Endor to symbolize the true destruction of the Emperor's Apprentice
>actually kept Anakin's body and buried it on Tatooine so, "You're finally home, dad."
Ever since then Anakin's ghost stopped talking to him beyond occasionally showing up to scream, "FUCKING SAAAAND! YOU SONNOVABITCH!"
>>84480345
Well those stormtroopers were still moving after shot.
And the people in Tarkintown were 'detained'.
>>84481978
>For example, there are examples of Legends writers killing off major characters without blinking or character paradoxes.
Yeah, there's some weird cases where a character dies in one place but is alive in another. The go-to solution to that was usually "well that was a clone." At one point there were two separate Greedos. A clone (as in Jango clone) named Spar ended up becoming a living retcon, all to explain a variety of inconsistencies in Boba Fett's history- now a significant number of his appearances weren't actually Boba, they were Spar pretending to be Boba.
My absolute favorite though is Dooku's Force doppelganger, an explanation made to a fix a problem that didn't even exist. A video game lets you kill Dooku at the end, and rather than just say "well, it's a game, Dooku obviously didn't die there" they instead decide went with "dark side duplicate", which raises a shitload more questions and creates an even bigger conundrum than just saying "hey that didn't really happen."
>>84482120
>Well those stormtroopers were still moving after shot.
Yeah, that's not a great example. The one where Sabine shoots one in the head point blank is a better one.
>>84481937
Ah much better.
>>84482275
>yfw Sabine now has a sidecut.
>>84481937
someone edit in the sheev spin sound effect
>>84482338
I wish they would give her normal black hair
>>84482120
>Well those stormtroopers were still moving after shot.
Which ones? The ones outside of the tower weren't moving.
If you mean the ones inside, when they're squirming its them dying, blasters dont always instakill.
>And the people in Tarkintown were 'detained'.
And likely sent to work in mines, what's your point?
Voltron is now.
Back to the Future III is next.
Whatever is later.
Get in.
>>84482461
>>And the people in Tarkintown were 'detained'.
>And likely sent to work in mines, what's your point?
This non-kids show tries to unnecessarily soften the blow of people getting shot and napalming entire towns.
>>84482275
Oh I'm sure he just had a headache. Just like the ones Kanan was hurling over the balcony over hundreds of feet of empty space when he was trying to save Luminara.
>>84480019
>young snoke
>ezra wasn't an active force wielder during the clone wars
shit theories OUT
>>84482338
It's not like we haven't seen her consider it.
Don't care what some opinions are on Mandos an stuff, this is really good cosplay craft here. This girl will be doing a Shaak Ti mando at Celebration.
>>84482624
>>84482624
There's really little point in mocking cosplayers since they're just expressing their fandom. Sure it can be cringe-worthy but as long as they're having fun who gives a shit.
>>84479851
>>84482624
>>84482644
That's really neat. The breast plate needs more work though. Smooth out those edges.
>>84481937
The lightsaber blades look somewhat thicker. At least I hope that's what they're doing, because it always bugged the hell out of me.
>>84482676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4
:^)
>>84482544
>This non-kids show tries to unnecessarily soften the blow of people getting shot and napalming entire towns.
No it doesn't. Not all the Stormtroopers squirm before dying and actually it enhances the blow because those people are both without a home and forced to work in slave mines
>>84479362
Pablo has OUTRIGHT SAID they didn't have the budget.
https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/753008857140592640
R2-D2 is the biggest fucking Mary Sue in Star Wars canon. He was okay in the OT, but he just got worse and worse as he made more appearances. Even in Episode 7, a film that he's only in for 45 seconds, he manages to have the biggest plot device of the movie up his ass and solves everyone's problem. He's at the scene of every major event in the saga. He's snarky, funny, smart, and everyone likes him. He's better than every single other astromech unit ever shown. He has not ever been out performed. He's beaten battle droids and other fighters in close combat. He's never wrong. He always has a way out of a situation. He's saved the main heroes time and time again. In a series allegedly full of Mary Sues, R2-D2 is by far the worst and the only one without a single flaw. Ever since that little shit dragged my head through the sand in Episode 2 he's been an unbearable little shit and the droid episodes in TCW are unwatchable because of it.
Fuck R2-D2. Lucas's biggest mistake.
>>84479445
The Empire isn't sexist anymore (a very dumb concept which has way more implications than was thought out) and Humans First no longer exists.
>>84482863
Lucasarts definitely had been struggling for a long time. Not sure about TCWs, though. They seemed to be moving plenty of merch and certainly weren't shy on ratings. Not to mention since Lucas owned everything himself, being very hesitant to sell any aspect of his babies since his first deal with Fox to get ANH completed, it was ALWAYS his money. Lucasfilms money was his. He had a board of directors, but that's pretty standard business. He certainly didn't need investors, he had more than enough cash for anything he wanted.
The real kicker is that TCWs was the BIGGEST project they'd been working on outside of things like Crystal Skull, and it was certainly the biggest action with Star Wars. Once Disney bought it out they weren't going to foot the bill for a cartoon series that was as high as it was when they instead wanted to direct the money into making their sequel flicks. It was all part of a massive reorganization and shift in focus and resources.
>>84482934
Threepio pls
>>84479105
>green lightsabers
>>84481604
>Ezra kills Thrawn
Oh god, the "Keep the EU" fans would be on suicide watch.
>>84480836
>>84482063
>Anakin only ever yells at his idiot grandson for somehow being a bigger drama queen than he was.
>>84479415
Wattpad stories with no covers look bad.
Fix this at once!
So what is the timeline of this grown up Ezra? Beginning of a New Hope?
>>84483439
its probably only been a 1 year timeskip at the most.
Ezra finally hit puberty.
>>84483490
>>84483406
Actually no, use this one. It has slightly better lighting.
Anyone got a link for the Aftermath audiobook? I'm curious about it, but I've heard it's a thousand times better in audio format. Can't find a torrent anywhere except for the new book.
>>84483904
I think it's in the mega
>>84483916
Welp, I'm officially autistic. Tell my mom. I couldn't find it.
>>84483528
Not necessarily puberty, but definitely a growth spurt
>>84483218
>Not liking green lightsabers
Kill yourself
>>84484018
Okay mods, c'mon. I get deleting posts if people are deliberatelly trying to start flame wars, but this is clearly just somebodys opinion
>>84484202
I heard you like green.
>>84484196
>Ezra's past 15
>just hitting puberty
That's one slow physiology.
>>84484404
He won't truly become a man until Zeb pops his anal cherry
>>84484287
Wasn't the mods, I deleted it myself. Just didn't feel like I was contributing anything to the thread and there was a slight risk of board wars. Probably wouldn't have started anything but just in case.
So how do you guys feel about Life Debt revealing thatThat Snoke is from Jakku, there was something that Palpatine wanted 30 years before TFA and Snoke is the mysterious Admiral pulling the strings on everyone
It also neatly ties into Rey's survival guide story
>>84484876Snoke is Rey's father
huh
>>84484876
Oh boy, if there's one thing I wanted from the new continuity, it's another shitty fucking desert world being the most important planet in the galaxy.
>>84484905
wait, tatooine was important?
>>84484939
Not in any of the movies but have you seen how much Tatooine shows up in the EU?
>>84484963
>Not in any of the movies
Tatooine makes an appearance in FIVE of the Star Wars movies. It has more appearances than any other planet. It shows up in every one of the prequels, plus ANH and ROTJ.
>>84484963
oh come on, they just shoehorn it in there cause it's familiar
>>84484905
And it doesn't even have the twin sunset to make it seem grander.
>>84484991
Yeah but it's not actually that important. Let's go over the list:
Episode I: The Naboo Crew make a pitstop there because it's so unimportant that the Trade Federation will never look for them there. They meet some kid, win a race, fix their ship, and are happy to never go there again.
Episode II: Anakin goes there for the very personal reason to check up on his mom. She's dead, so he gets the fuck off that sandy shithole and never goes back again.
Episode III: Luke and Ben hide out there because it's so unimportant the Empire won't bother with it. Same deal with Yoda and Dagobah.
Episode IV: Arguably the most important here, as the Rebels go there to send an important document to an important person, but other than that it's just the place where our main character can't wait to leave.
Episode VI: Han's been kidnapped by some small-time drug lord so the main characters go there for the very personal reason of getting their friend as far away from that Middle-East-as-a-whole-fucking-planet-except-there's-no-oil and never, ever think about it again.
>>84485060
>jabba
>small time
that's a good one
>>84484202
Mah Nera
Green Sabers > everything else
>>84485060
We still in total spend an assload of time on Tatooine between the five movies, way more time than we have ever had any right to do. Tatooine is fucking boring, and I wish the Skywalker family could have originated somewhere else, somewhere more interesting. The only single planet we spend more time on than Tatooine is Coruscant, and at least Coruscant is a huge fucking city with lots of neat architecture and districts and supporting characters.
If we never see Tatooine again it will be too soon, and if Jakku is the new Tatooine I'll set my TFA Blu-Ray on fire. Fuck that.
>>84484905
It's mostly because Mars is a shitty desert world and figures heavily into early scifi, which is why Dune exists
>>84485134
Arguably I'd say the whole point of Tatooine is how boring it is. Anakin and Luke both come from very humble backgrounds on a very boring planet, which they then leave and go on to do great things.
>>84485098
It's weird, really. I mean capturing Jabba was apparently the key for Maul gaining the allegiance of the Hutt Clans. Jabba was also a major target in the blackmailing of the Hutt Clans by Ziro, and it was Jabba who had to bail his ass out.
Despite this Jabba has chosen a relatively small palace on a DESERT planet, with two freaking suns! This despite Hutts hating to dry out. His guards are also pretty damn weak, though his stable of bounty hunters can make up for them in a pinch.
For whatever reason Tatooine is pretty important to the Hutts since we've seen multiple Hutts on the planet. Gardulla apparently wasn't just there for the race since she used to own the Skywalkers.
>>84483662
>>84483406
>>84479415
H'oh boy.
Nice. I'll use this for a cover(not that I ever expected people to read the thing, hence the ridiculous name and joke name of 'Beim Angeln'), maybe if I catch the start of next thread I might even repost it.
>>84480345
Sorry anon, but those are still pretty kiddy apart around five of them. Kiling off characters we never cared for or muh explosions don't make dark or whatever you call it. For example, the stormtroopers are a joke. They're made so we aren't supposed to take them seriously, just like the battle droids were in TCW.
>>84485197
It's my theory that Jabba's Palace on Tatooine was just his summer palace. It's the palace he started out with when he was small time and has a fondness to it so while he has a huge pleasure palace on Nal Hutta, he still occasionally goes to Tatooine to check up on operations and for nostalgia.
>>84484995
It's called being lazy.
>>84485636
The problem is it's always summer on Tatooine.
That's why it's important to check the contract carefully when you get suckered into one of those "buy your own summer palace!" seminars. The brochure talked about all the lovely beaches the planet has, never once mentioned the lack of a fucking ocean. Also paying your palace off in 12 years sounds like a dream until you realize years there are five times longer than galactic standard.
He's feeling pretty good about this new winter palace deal on the planet, what was it again? Hoth?
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>>84485585
Care to explain how:
the mummified corpse of a Jedi Master who regularly appeared in TCW
the beheading of the two lovably incompetent buffoon imperials
assassination of Tua
suicide of the main S1 villain
vision of Ezra's mentor and friends being brutally murdered by the Inquisitor
Chopper spacing stormtroopers who will quite certainly suffocate in space
near-self beheading of Ezra by Vader's hand
Kallus kicking a stormtrooper to his death
speeder-bombing killing a soldier
entire Interdictor exploding, killing basically everyone on board
farmers having their farm torched and being sent to forcibly work in mines
tons of dead stormtroopers(not the same situation as droids because they're actual living people)
a-wing pilots exploding
Tarkintown being torched and its inhabitants once again relocated, but this time to slave away in mines
Skeleton Jedi masters who died waiting for their apprentices to return
are kiddie?
Plus, we've had more stuff since that pic like Kanan losing his eyes, that mining guy getting eaten by spacewhales, Seventh Sister being bisected, etc
also
>killing of Inky, Tua, Aresko, Grint
>characters we never cared about
you must be jesting
>>84479105
>Aftermath: Life Debt
Is it good? I read the first one a while ago and I couldn't even finish.
>>84482990
Man, imagine having so much money you can create whatever movies or tv series you want.
>>84482624
How would a togruta even wear a helmet? Aren't the horn things used for ecolocation and are essentially their ears? I know in TOR thy cant wear helmets or hoods but it sounds awkward esp given that they are a warlike/ predatory species
>>84485904
It's a monkey paw deal. Everything he makes now he gets shit on.
>>84485921
Obviously Shaak Ti merely impressed some Mandos who modified their armor to honor her, same as some of those Mando supercommandos modded their helmets with Maul horns.
>>84485921
If we can make armor for our hands, I'm sure Togruta blacksmiths can make armor for their lekku and montrals.
Don't look at recent SWTOR aesthetics and think anything other than corner cutting jewery.
>>84485862
If you didn't like the first one, you're not going to like this one.
>>84485830
>are kiddie?
>>84485989
It IS DisneyXD, anon, which does stipulate a lower audience age threshold than TCWs had on Cartoon Network. That said this only limits how graphic they are allowed to be and how specific about what happens to certain characters. Aresko and Grint still got a little shaved off their tops and Seven Sister is deader than dead even though we didn't actually see her cut in half.
>>84486110
Dude, stop. You sound like all those retarded adults arguing Harry Potter isn't meant for children.
>>84486110
It's a fucking kids show, Jesus Christ, it's meant for ages 7-13.
>>84479180
>It's not dark enough
>>84485955
I'm not saying they couldn't make it, more like it might be obstructive and do more harm than good. Although I would like to see a helmet/armor for one, shame ahsoka never wore any
>>84485830
Because death and explosions doesn't automatically make something mature. When the show starts showing stuff like the red light district of Ryloth, or Saw Gerrera committing legitimate acts of terrorism where innocents are killed only for the greater good then I'll consider it an adult show.
>>84486223
>that shit is dark for some people
>>84486110
This stuff makes AtLA look like fucking Aguirre. How old are you?
>people are genuinely arguing whether this is baby shit for babies
Why is everyone falling for such obvious bait lately?
>>84486294
It's not b8 at all, there are """"people"""" ITT who actually think that is dark. Daily reminder that if you watch that shit and are older than 18 you need to reconsider your life and maybe end it.
>>84486169
This is /co/, not /tv/ but you probably got lost.
Actually Rowling is on record saying it's for all ages. That's why she won't let them make it into a comic or cartoon.
>>84486210
Ages 7 and above. No reason for it to stop at 13. Again, this is /co/.
>>84486294
Celebration leadup has apparently drawn the usual /tv/ crowd.
>ywn have a cute blind force-sensitive to hold close.
>>84486294
Just curious to see how many times this person will samepost to make it seem like he has a lot of backup at five in the morning. It's a fascinating field study.
>>84486325
>age 7 and above
You are watching this with 7 year olds. You have not progressed mentally beyond that age if you think this is dark.
>it's for all ages
Bull-fucking-shit. How old are you?
>>84481604
>Ezra is going to kill a defenseless Inquisitor
Watch them introduce another qt inky only for Ezra to slaughter her.It's gonna be Barriss
>>84486325
>Actually Rowling is on record saying it's for all ages.
>>84486325
>for all ages
Buzzphrase meaning "parents you can fall to sleep while your 8 year old watches it".
>>84486338
If you keep feeding him he won't go away.
>>84486359
>Amazon is a primary source with more word of god power than the author
Well shit, you got us there son. Your net detectoring game is too strong.
>>84486382
That's not how trolls work, sadly.
Have you ever invented a species for the Star Wars universe? Be it sentient or not, tell us about it, I'm curious.
>>84486417
The Penisonians of the Phallic System. They control the force using theirhands.
![351035-visasfull[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qKtlBWq.jpg "351035-visasfull[1].jpg")
>>84486331
Visas was a top qt
>>84486110
Y-you shut your whore mouth
>>84486425
>They control the force using their hands.
Well yeah, that is how it's done.
>>84486441
Maul sure did shut hers.
>>84486392
Sorry if the truth hurts. Every book site lists them for children, 9-12. All the publishers rejected it because it was shit and it only became a thing because a kid read it and liked it.
>>84486453
DELETE THIS
>>84486453
Then he got his shit slapped by a blind guy
>>84484876
>Padme from Naboo
>Palpatine from Naboo
>Rey from Jakku
>Snoke from Jakku
I sensing some sort of pottering going on here.Jakku and Naboo even rhyme!
>>84486434
I wish we could see her smile.
>>84486488
I guess they've moved on to repeating stuff from the prequels rather than just copy-pasting from the OT.
>>84483490
Who dis, y u postan my image.
>>84485060
>as the Rebels go there to send an important document to an important person,
That was just a spur of the moment decision, not a plan. The plan was to take the Death Star plans straight to Alderaan. The only reason that they were even near Tattooine is because old George hadn't figured out how he wanted space travel to work yet and evidentally all planets in the galaxy were in a straight line so you had to pass others to get to the one you want. Don't tell ME that's retarded, I'm not the one who wrote it.
>>84485989
The rating and the content of the show means jackshit these days
>>84485585
>stormtroopers are a joke. They're made so we aren't supposed to take them seriously
Just like the movies. Therefore 100% perfect portrayal of Stormtroopers!
>>84482338
>>84485830
It's how it's presented, anon. You can't just have shoot a stormtrooper and call it mature or dark.
For example, when Kallus kicks a stormtrooper of steel bar, that was done purely for comedy hence the stormtroopers remark. Don't tell me that you actually felt that was "mature" and thought that left an impact as big as the season 2 finale.
>killing of Inky, Tua, Aresko, Grint
Who the fuck are they? I don't remember them and I've watched Rebels twice.
>>84486697
Gee, I wonder why all your retarded statements are one sentence long. Maybe it's because what you said is complete bullshit.
>>84486718
>retarded statements
Hey man that was my first post in this thread.
I don't care what you say cause the show has had some brutal moments in it
>>84486690
Hang about, I just know some git is going to 'call me out' on this because they took it literally so let me rephrase it: There is no reason for them to be near Tattooine, they just are because the story requires it and George obviously didn't put any real thought into it.
>>84486728
You can't be this naive...
>>84486702
That's my point and I'm not complaining about it or anything. I just don't get why people deny it and claim it's all "dark" and "mature".
>>84486744
>>84486711
>Inky
Inky is /swco/s nickname for the Grand Inquisitor who was the main villain of season 1. You have to remember him
>>84485939
except the tcw, and people still love the original trilogy and his other past works.
you guys are such drama queens.
>>84484876
that guys isn't snoke. that guy isn't even force sensitive.
>>84486765
It should be Grinky though
>>84486697
>The rating and the content of the show means jackshit these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-NeJRrgoTY
>>84482338
1000% okay with this.
http://makingstarwars.net/2016/01/rumor-the-largest-cameo-in-star-wars-rebels-chistory/
>got ezra's short hair, green lightsaber, and lightsaber hilt right.
Rejoice, looks like Thrawn is canon again.
>>84487173
>and a lightsaber similar to Obi-Wan’s/Luke’s second saber.
I thought Ezra's new saber did look like Obi-Wan's.
So yeah, THRAWN HYPE
>>84487173
Also don't forget that this is part of the same rumor that Season 3 would be linking to Rogue One and would have a lot of Sabine centered episodes which were both confirmed by Dave after the leak.
>>84486728
>brutal
Top jej
>>84487250
>get hype
Sure, but lest we forget
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker
You're a Jedi trainee, and your master has placed you in a hallway with a non force-sensitive volunteer. At the opposite of the hall there is a stone that you need to retrieve. There's no rules, and no wrong answers to this test. How do you get the stone?
>>84487356
>Slap the volunteer
>make him get you a coffee and a pack of cigs
>tell him to pick the stone and bring it to you on the way back from the Jedi Store
>>84479253
looks like he has to pay for the wall
>>84487356
It's just sitting in the open? Use the force to grab it and pull it to me. The volunteer is irrelevant.
>>84479253
>thinking about season three this morning
>think Ezra might get a haircut
>he does
I think it suits him.
>>84487356
Rape the volunteer
I realize this means I'm ignoring the stone but you did say there are no wrong answers, soooo...
>>84479105
So timeskip confirmed?
>>84486309
kek
underage b&
>>84487636
>everything I don't agree with is b8
>>84487663
underage b& as in, you implied you're under 18 in your post...
Anyway, I watch the show every now and then, mainly when I see /swco/ say an ep is good. Is it a kids show? Yes. Is it the only canon show running? Yes.
>>84487688
>I implied I was underage
I think your reading comprehension needs some work lad.
>>84479253
His hair is really plain. It'd be better with the front gelled up at least.
>>84487699
>Be on rebels dedicated thread
>Call out people for watching the show and being over 18
>therefore implying you either need to reconsider your life or you're underage
If you say "I ONLY READ THE COMICS" then... Come on lad, let's be friends.
>>84482359
How can Jedi even compete?
>>84487718
I never said I watch the show, because I don't because I'm not 9. You dumbass.
The inner machinations of your brain are baffling. You may actually be autistic.
>>84487663
>coming to the Star Wars Comics and Cartoon general(which becomes the Rebels general during the season)
>on the Comics and Cartoons board
>on a website ostensibly for people 18 and over
>to say people 18 and older who watch Star Wars cartoons should kill themselves
>not b8
what's the point in pretending otherwise?
>>84487742
>mfw all this shitposting
>mfw all these edgelords
.mfw all this baiting
Can we please go back to talking about star wars and stop with the shitposting. I would rather discuss how Star destroyers move or Cosruscant architecture or whatever. WHo gives a shit if rebels is dark or not, not everything need to be breaking bad or game of thrones edgy
Although I would love a Human-Togruta bounty hunter team buddy cop style series
>>84487719
>implying
Sora and Riku would be better Jedi than "Action Harem MC #4589"
>>84479700
Why does it even do that?
>>84487730
Lol I never even said you said watched the show laddy. I just inferred it.
Can't we just be friends?
>>84483286But we already voted to leave the EU
>>84486702
The fact that the Original Trilogy was shit doesn't mean that Rebels has an excuse to be shit.
>>84488802
>"The fact that the Original Trilogy was shit..."
Was Palpatine thinking of replacing Vader with Gallius Rax(before he found Luke of course)?
Even the audiobook for Aftermath Life Debt sucks. The music and sound effects get louder than the reader
>>84487719
I love the flow of animation 5 seconds onwards
>>84488672
We didn't "leave" the EU, it just got turned into Legends. It still makes me mad though, all of the content that kept me as a fan all these years is unimportant.
>>84488890
All of Star Wars is shit. It's just enjoyable shit, although obviously some shit is worse than other shit.
>>84489349
HAVE...HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE FOR THE LAST YEAR OR SOMETHING? HOW THE BLOODY FUCK DID YOU NOT GET THE JOKE?!
>>84489316
>>84487719
How much would it cost to get Star Wars animated like that? Would it cost more than CGI?
>>84489411
But seriously, what's the joke if it wasn't about Star Wars? Because I don't remember there being a vote when Disney did the EU wipe.
>>84489458
...look up brexit you ignorant fuck
>>84489486
Nobody cares, you schmuck.
WAit STOP WHERE IS THIS FROM
I havent been to these threads for a while
Is there a trailer for season 3?
>>84489486
That's dumb, why would you wanna leave?
>>84479105
whoaaaaa. where's this clip from? Did a preview come out while I wasn't looking?
