I didn't know how much I needed this.
>>84466165
I love this humor. Serpent bro is all "new gods, slumber, forsooth, prithee!!!"
Then the unexpected call and a time out.
>Nah, it's cool bruh
>>84466146
Dat ass
>>84466218
>lightning sparks between the eyes
Wew, getting pretty weeb up in here
>>84466196
I love how every ancient god still has a smartphone
>>84466146
weren't they imprisoned by Odin right before the final incursion? Did that just get magically undone by Secret Wars?
>>84466218
Isn't Beowulf Swedish?
>>84467035
They were released in Last Days of Loki. Remember that Odin imprisoned them "until the end of days" or something along those lines, so the Final Incursion nullified their imprisonment.
I hate Guru-eFX and their shitty generic coloring
>>84466218
>All this ragging on the world's oldest hero and one of it's greatest
Why does everyone have a smug hate boner for Gilgamesh?
>>84466165
Based Abnett, your loss Marvel
>>84466266
again with this shit "pig"
lorelei you fucking slut
Nobody even cares to mention Ares. I guess a decent and badass father-figure isn't good for Marvel these days.
And daily fucking reminder that Ares before bendising would probably scare that rat fucks shitless and sent them packing after what he'd done to Mikaboshi.
>>84467507
>Isn't Beowulf Swedish?
Danish and Sigfurd certainly isn't black
>>84467762
>inb4 muh spacealiens
>>84467679
Everyone thinks Ares is still dead. Either way, he's stuck on Battleworld so it's not like he could help.
>>84466307
poor guy
>>84466240
>>84466256
Emilio Laiso: yet another artist who poorly tries to hide the fact that he can't draw feet.
>>84467679
There's no way this ends without Ares joining.
>>84468626
Ares is still on Battleworld.
>>84468636
For now.
>>84466811
That's not particularly weeb.
>>84468605
Take your pathetic whining back to /pol/
>>84468727
Y-you can't say that! That makes you T-T-TUMBLR!
>>84468933
Anon
Have a snickers
>>84466266
smug ass nigga
>>84466180
Pavel?
>>84467582
In the RL myth Gilgamesh wasn't actually that great. His grand accomplishment for his kingdom was a wall.
Everything else stemmed from him being such a dick that the entire kingdom prayed to their gods to distract him with something long enough for him not to be a dick.
The real reason he's noted is because he's the subject of mankind's first known written novel.
>>84470000
>novel
This is not good
This humor is weak, the plot is thin, and the characters are all out of character
>>84466146
They're tracing gay porn again aren't they.
>>84466153
>>84466165
>>84466171
Is that Set?
>>84467507
His story probably originated in Denmark, though it rose to popularity amongst the Anglo-Saxons who settled in England.
>>84466240
So quick recap, what is each of these new gods the god of again?
>>84472715
Even in the English story, he's still Swedish and it's still a story set in Denmark. And it didn't "rise to popularity" it's just a poem that happened to be written down in Old English and survive to the modern day.
If you want to get technical, none of these immortals would have spoken modern English at the time of their legends, since it didn't exist yet, and so what accent they would speak it now would have nothing do with where they lived at that time, but have to do with wherever they were when they learned modern English.
