I love these collections of side stories in events, they're my favorite part
>war machine, Goliath and Nick Fury
>Shalvey MK on the cover
Why you gotta try trick me Shalvey
>>84463927
FUCKING KATE
op ded
Sorry my internet is dying
>>84464126
For some reason, I burst out laughing at that last panel in how Storm is dressed.
>>84464108
>"I haven't seen Danny in months and apparently he doesn't know how to use a phone."
Low freaking blow!
>>84464118
Silhouette? As in, "New Warriors" Silhouette? Wow, I haven't seen her since that glorified cameo in Yost's New Warriors.
>>84464198
Is there something going on with him to be legit not there or just another random editorial decision?
>>84464216
She's on crutches, so looks like.
This fucking internet connection
>>84464118
YOU WHORE
>>84464126
>I am so fucking high right now.
>>84464232
Well after that stupid chi baby retcon, they pushed her with Paladin, and then Reminder started pushing her with Capain Falcon.
Weirdly enough, Danny has only had the one love interest in Living Weapon, who fucked off at the end of the second arc, revealing that the whole thing was just a Mata Hari, so it's kind of weird that she's the only one able to seriously move on.
>>84464247
>War Machine gets all these people to remember him
Clint dies like 3 times and gets nothing. Thats fair.
>>84464247
I won't lie, I would read a miniseries that's just "Storm is a tourist around the world".
>>84464327
>War Machine dies, and it's treated like a national tragedy
>She-Hulk, and Hulk die, and it's like nothing happened.
>>84464247
What happened to the poisonous Terrigen that is in the atmosphere killing mutants?
>>84464379
it's a single, possibly sentient cloud that roams around the world in hard to predict ways. You only catch M-pox if you get directly exposed to it and Storm's powerset means she can bail as soon as it creeps over the horizon
>>84464346
#GreenLivesMatter
War Machine dies and they take half an issue for every token black character and Storm to lament his death.Also the fuckin bait and switch on Moon Knight is ruined when you read the fuckin table of contents
Said this page had malicious code
>>84464108
Fuck this shit but I kind of lol'd at the fact that she makes it seem like Danny and Luke are dating.
>>84464346
Jennifer probably had something in her will about not bothering too much because she'll always just come back during her 4th wall breaking days.
>>84464087
>It's a Monica episode
Fuck's sake I wanted to skip this series >:/
>>84463927
They're really building up to that Kate/Mac lesbian ship, aren't they? Based on that interview from a few days ago, I place this at a 90% chance of happening now.
>>84464108
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>84463927
>moms
>>84464900
Doesnt Americ have a gf
>>84465112
Yes. Also Kate is straight.
>>84464087
>Must think...Hydra-y thoughts...
>>84464346
She-Hulk didn't die.
>>84465112
She does have a GF. And she directly references her "probably" not having a problem talking intimately with another chick (look at that tender hand placement too). This is clear setup for cheating.
>>84465138
Kate straight. Oh my sweet summer child...
>>84464908
>literally me
>>84464108
Although I was for Sam Cap, it's nice to see that some black people are on the same side of "Not My Cap" to break the strawman argument of "muh racism".
>>84464529
>JJJ
I don't see the point unless he actually ends up siding with whatever side Spider-Man's on.
>>84464520
>that face in the last pannel
>>84464346
Industrial-military complex propaganda
>>84464900
If Kate goes lez, will that officially make the original Young Avengers 100% gay except for Patriot? Was he ever Jean Greyed by the Marvel execs?
>>84464319
Danny's the straight white guy. Misty's the strong black womyn. Did you think for a fucking second they'd choose to put the relationship issues on her? Have you fucking read a Marvel comic?
>>84464257
>Carol marrying someone besides Jessica
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84466454
Is Stature gay/bi? Has that been seen anywhere? And baby Kang too?
Anyways, Kate will probably be one of those bi experimental girls with a special attraction to MAC. They've probably been trying to set her up with Ms America since that 1 liner MAC had at the end of the YA reboot. Not to mention Battleworld...
We'll see if anything major comes from it, but it's there if Marvel is feeling the pressure about lack of LGBT representation among their solo titles. Not that I'm rooting for it mind you. It sounds like tumblr fan pairing. Then again, it's less worse of a pairing then her and Clint...
>>84466728
Marrying trans-pyllum spiderkin is illegal.
>>84466896
>Is Stature gay/bi? Has that been seen anywhere?
She's going to hook up with Nadia, you know.
>>84466454
No, other than Patriot there would still be Speed, Stature and teen Vision (RIP)
>>84466995
Carol doesn't give a fuck. How are you gonna stop her?
also, it isn't. Spider-Man got married.
>>84467076
>She's going to hook up with Nadia, you know.
they're sisters. this ain't game of thrones
>>84464321
That was pretty neat. I was just wondering if we'd ever see Tom again.
>>84467183
>they're sisters
They aren't related. Cassie is Scott Lang's daughter, Nadia is Hank Pym's.
>>84467249
oh, my bad. carry on!
>>84467088
>Speed
He didn't seem too upset about Prodigy kissing him.
>>84464257
>still trying to pretend Rhodey was anything more than Carol's beard
>>84464126
Jesus the booze is hitting Storm pretty hard
>>84464493
There is nothing wrong with funding AIM.
>>84464512
Aw, I was hoping they retconned Watcher Fury. When did Fury Jr. "die?"
>>84465193
>Kate straight. Oh my sweet summer child...
Gillen explicitly said she was straight, and if Kieron "Turn the Young Avengers into the Gay Avengers" Gillen thinks that Kate is straight then that's saying something.
>>84464264
>#24653
>24601+52
the hypercrisis is here
>>84467411
>Being this much of a buttblasted shipperfag
>>84464126
there was a point in time when storm stopped taking off all her clothes at every chance
>>84464327
Clint's not part of community.
>>84464118
>That chapter of Danny and Misty is over.
;-; But, a new chapter can always be written later on, right?
>>84464257
This page is a great example of how the Marvel Universe is too self-aware for its own good.
>>84467183
>also, it isn't. Spider-Man got married.
When?
>>84464118
Sil cameo. You know, we have exoskeletons for people with her condition functional today. Makes no sense she wouldn't just have a little armor to get her upright.
>>84468089
Nigga
>>84464529
>Next Issue: Nick Fury
>The real one this time, we promise.
>>84464908
On all levels except physical, I am War Machine.
>>84466896
>not liking ClintKate
Pffft.
>>84468025
Man you think this hurts, go read Power Man and Iron Fist. The sheer number of times he slips in "I miss Misty" into random conversations is... depressing.
>>84463927
>moms
>Kate Bishop, Hawkeye not Hawkguy
>Philadelphia
D I V E R S I T Y
>>84464257
AmeriKate is the worst
>>84469774
America has had two moms for years, it's just continuity. For once that they get it right...
I was subscribed to this because issue 4 will have Punisher in it, but this is horrible. I feel like killing myself for paying 3.99$ for this.
>>84463927
>>84464087
>>84464096
>>84464108
>>84464118
>>84464126
>>84464247
>>84464257
>War machine only had black friends
Nice one, Marvel
>>84464900
>>84466454
fuck that, people of the same genre can be friends you know
I honest-to-god feel suicidal for paying 3.99$ for this
>>84464319
No reminder made her hydra and the new shitty writer ignored that and made her Fuck sam because they are both black
>>84465193
It's word of dog. People are gonna go back on it, ofc, but Gillen confirmed.
>>84470140
Yeah, this issue was pretty weak. Last issue was good though. Unfortunately that's what happens with these anthology books. It's always going to be a crapshoot on the quality of the individual stories.
>>84464512
I like how relieved the guy is that it's not really moon knight
>Oh God moon knight is after me
>He's probably gonna cut my face off oh god
>oh thank god it's just nick fury
>>84463965
the Nick Fury story features MK
>>84469567
He can't let her go, can he?
>>84464908
a new copypasta, hallelujah!
>>84470018
Iron Man is his best friend.
>>84463927
>no hotpants
what's the point of America then
Haven't kept up with Marvel in a while but who dead in this event and do you think they'll stick considering they are bringing in a bunch of new characters to replace all the white characters?
>>84471772
Rhodey and Banner. She-hulk is in a coma but will probably come out of it by the end of the event.
>>84464257
I thought the point of Secret Wars 2 was that there weren't a billion alternate realities any more
>>84472057
The point of Secret Wars 2 was to teach The Beyonder how to poop. I think you're thinking of Secret Wars 4 aka Secret Wars.
And no, there's still a billion alternate realities. There's just not an INFINITE number of alternate realities. Everything died, and then Reed, Franklin, and MM have spent the past 8 years trying to recreate what they can and creating new universes to fill in the rest.
So it's no longer infinite but there's still a fuckton of alternate universes. Just some specific ones are gone for good unless Reed gets around to remaking them.
But, like, why would Reed ever remake the Ultimate Universe? That's the place where the local Reed got cucked. Fuck that shit.
>>84464512
>>84471202
I can say, i'm a bit relieved it wasn't Moon Knight either.
I want him to just exist in his own comic and never have to deal with the shitty events with Marvel ever.
>>84464264
Those Clone Wars Republic Shuttles.
>>84464900
Considering it's the writer of Princeless/Raven, the writer has a major lesbian fetish so, yeah probably.
I hope moon knight rips Nick fury jr.'s face right off. Fuck that nigger.
>>84464118
Fuck Sam and fuck Marvel for not getting Danny and Misty together
