How do we stop The Bendis?
>>84461161
Bendis?
>>84461161
We kill off Kitty Pryde and introduce a brand new Shadowcat, a black FtM transexal.
>>84461161
Stop buying his shit
>>84461225
Replace Reed Richards with a quadruple amputee.
>>84461213
Yes. Bendis, The writer.
The writer of comic books
Bendis
>>84461267
Wait, you're talking about Bendis?
Bendis-killing missiles
>>84461161
a bullet
or maybe just break his hands
or addicted to heroin
>>84461161
How can you stop a man that is backed up by the CIA?
>>84461161
It's simple really...
We KILL the Bendis.
>>84461161
Perhaps if we feed him enough bacon cherseburgers, nature will take care of the rest.
>>84461161
We stop buying. I mean it's not like any of us buy to begin with, but you know.
why is he singlehandely writing every marvel comic right now?
>>84461330
get this hot head out of here!
>>84461639
Because he knows how to keep the loud idiots who don't actually read comics happy.
>>84461161
Slowly break every bone in his body. In the end, set him on fire.
>>84461276
About Bendis.
>>84461781
So it's Bendis we're talking about here, I see.
You can't, because Bendis is a concept. You can kill the man, but you can't kill the idea.
>>84461336
Kill? Who?
Push him off a wall like Humpty Dumpty.
When he dies in about 30 years time, hire a writer who undoes everything he did/kills off all his original characters/retcon everything he did
>>84462445
kek
>>84461161
rolling doubles, check'em
>>84461336
How does one kill something so evil?
Where's the civil war story time
>>84463575
just google pictures of excrement.
>>84461686
But don't kill him, dump him outside a hospital so he has to live like that.
Simple. Don't acknowledge him.
Don't post about him. Don't read his books. The less exposure he gets, the better.
>>84461161
Abandon ship
let Marvel sell only to the liberals they pander to
See how they're gonna like that
>>84461267
Comic books? He writes comic books?
>>84461330
When he meant diversity does that mean that he basically talked about how his dreams about being fucked by a bull are keeping him awake at night?
You don't kill bendis. You either get down or lay down. But if you lay down...
>>84464101
It's funny that this is the solution to most creators people don't like, but it's the hardest thing for people to do.
>>84461161
Was Bendis ever good?
>>84461330
Just crash his plane with no survivors
>>84464411
he's good on noir-ish stuff. Daredevil, Spider-woman, stuff where he doesn't try to be funny and Bendis-speak actually helps make everyone look cagey and mistrusful, but he hasn't written anything like that in ages.
People say his USM was good but those people are wrong.
>>84461161
As long as he sells, you can't
Who is this bendis guy ? What's he do?
>>84461792
I know, right?
>>84464101
>>84464367
Worked for /v/.
>>84461336
As for the mobile screen? He thinks he's favourite character is safe, but Bendis has no jurisdiction. Bendis will snatch his favourite character, his waifu...and assassinate them.
>>84461686
Do it usingChaos Magic
>>84466666
noice
>>84461282
From the army surplus store?
>>84461161
You don't.
Have a nice day.
>>84466693
>666
>>84461227
Ha! If the Big Two actually reacted this way to poor sales, the entire staff would be different. I honestly kind of hope there's another comic crash to knock some sense into those guys.
>>84461161
You can't. This generation of teens only do twitter speak and that's what bendis does best.
>>84461330
>A federal agency dedicated to national security gives out rewards for inserting brown people into entertainment media
Can someone please explain this shit to me?
>>84468077
Part of the current administration's diversity bullshit
and Diversity meaning get rid of white people especially straight white men regardless of the agency's or department's function
>>84468203
Is there any place where I can find a list of recipients for this reward? I want to know so that I can avoid giving them money.
