Also, does he have a fixed set of "work" hours?
Tibetan techniques, senpai.
>>84437025
Micronaps during work hours, he sleeps during the morning, does Bruce Wayne work in the afternoon when he has to, and does Batman work at night.
>>84437072
fucking Batman. His superpower is knowing every technique ever developed by Asians and still being white.
>>84437229
He threw a fit when Alfred didn't get him a Katana as a kid. He's an enormous fucking weeaboo.
>>84437072
He's basically magic at this point
>>84437072
What a cute batsy
>>84437279
Goddamn. What if they had an Asian superhero whose power was knowing every European technique ever developed?
>>84437317
that could actually make for a cool story. A villain reveals that he actually had mild superpowers all along he just chalked it all up to dedication and hard work. Bruce briefly becomes depressed and aimless because a core part of his identity has been shown to be a lie before he rallies and decides it's not his ability that makes him batman it is his eternal quest for justice.
>>84437370
it would be a cool subversion of the standard trope imagine a Chinese guy who became obsessed with medieval knights and chivalry.
>>84437370
what stereotypically european skills would help fight crime?
>>84437370
>European techniques
We have techniques now?
>>84437317
>at this point
Never sleeping really is paled by his healing factor and his ability to turn his clown car invisible.
>>84437476
There would be riots. No, just no.
Bad Anon
>>84437370
In other words, a kind of "Fearless" scenario except with the Asian dude being taught Western techniques.
>>84437538
We do actually. We've just neglected them.
How many Westerners can even fence?
>>84437538
No, for hundreds of years, European nobles conducted duels and shit by holding their swords at arms length, and spinning in circles.
>>84437671
about as many as asians who know wushu
>>84437681
TFW you will never be a vengeful aristocrat battling Zorro and performing an awesome sword move.
>>84437681
>shit by holding their swords at arms length, and spinning in circles
Now that must have been a sight to see
Were there monsters in the latrines and chamber pots?
>>84437025
Opening of Morrison's Batman run has a few pages dedicated to showing his typical day.
>>84437780
He diagonally blocks Zorro's sword with a single motion, moves his sword sideways till it comes into contact with the lowest part of the blade, then violently moves his arm upward effectively throwing Zorro aside.
>>84437538
>We have techniques now?
Everything amazing in your life that you take for granted is european techniques. Americans are included for the sake of clarity since all you fags did was pick up where europeans left off when we shot ourselves in the collective head in 1914.
>>84437946
Forgot my delicious Webm
>>84437945
>fags
We love you too, dad.
>>84437945
>1914
It started going downhill way before that, buddy.
>>84437945
In fairness, America had a "World War I moment" in the Civil War.
We used close formations and charges when weapon accuracy had massively improved.
>>84437538
Swordfighting? Boxing? Greco-Roman wrestling?
Though I'm not sure if Europe has any analogue to various mystical kung fu monk BS.
>>84437597
works for marvel
>>84438117
Bartitsu?
>>84437978
All this time
I never realized it was CIA
>>84437025
I liked how in The Batman, he just rarely went out. Like he got the playboy image before becoming Batman, then Alfred had to keep urging him to go to a gala or an opera or a grand opening in order to keep up his Bruce Wayne persona so people stop asking questions.
So he basically rarely went out except for maybe a couple times a week to keep up appearances or do business stuff.
>>84438117
That's because in Europe people went around selling fighting manuals and training people.
>>84437671
A lot of neo-nazis actually.
>>84438286
Gentlemanly caning?
>>84437025
He probably sleeps for 2-3 hours 2-3 times a day. Its actually a pretty decent sleep pattern and its how some experts think our very early ancestors used to sleep.
>>84438127
XD amirite
>>84437978
>assassin'screedIVmultiplayer
>>84438823
I sleep 2x 3-4h a day, it works, have been doing it for about a year now and am still very healthy
there was a live hack picture about different sleeping patterns once
can anyone post that? I never saved it
>>84438880
This one?
>>84437538
We have the best technique of all time bruh.
>>84438823
>Batman learned this sleep scheduled fromAnthro
>>84437533
This would read this. Some Chinese guy goes for a wander around the world, and stumbles into the world of english knights. They teach him all their techniques and he uses them to fight crime.
Like a reverse iron fist.
>>84438917
ah yeah this
but I remembered it different somehow
now seeing it again it actually sounds insane to only sleep 2 hours a day total
I don't think that this is a good long term habbit for anyone
there have to be more downsides to this
>>84438976
From what I see, as long as you get 8 hours with naps during the day, you're OK.
If it works for Marines, it'll work for everyone.
>>84437534
Swordfighting, wrestling, colonialism, the ability to adapt, seccular thought
>>84437533
>>84438950
...I could actually see someone in Japan making this story...
>>84437639
You mean like the Jet Li movie or some other piece of media with that title?
>>84438117
Berserker rage, Warp Spasms, and Sorcery among others
>>84438976
>>84438917
I basically did this in high school. Three 20-minute naps at school. One significant sleep chunk at night before waking up and working out/doing homework. Longer nap after that before waking up and going to school. Worked out fine.
I dunno. I assume that your body actually needs the red phases at least once a day, even if they're less important than REM.
>>84438931
European anon not American.
>>84439195
bruh
>>84437945
Yeah but now we have guns so go cry about it eurocuck
>>84437702
Wushu is pretty big in China. Hell until about a decade ago a lot of Asian countries had their national martial arts as a mandatory part of PE even if only the basics.
>>84437978
>LittleFinger defends Westeros from the YiTi
>>84437370
I would read it
>>84437533
Personally I'd use a Mulan-style character. She has a fascination with Western stuff, and one day gets to live out her dream.
Basically an outsider in her own society, drawn to another.
>>84437370
>The Last Cowboy, starring Jet Li
>>84437072
Batman is at his best when using silly solutions to solve real problems
>>84439076
They've got plenty of westaboos, one of them just needs to do it already.
>>84437597
All the more reason to do it.
>>84438838
Well yes he is right that's exactly the sort of controversy marvel trades in.
It's starting to become less effective though
>>84438075
Yeah but we didn't lose hundreds of thousands of men throwing them into the maw of machine gun and cannon fire just so the line could move 1/2 mile in either direction.
>>84439070
>colonialism
>secular thought
>crimefighting
>>84438117
>Though I'm not sure if Europe has any analogue to various mystical kung fu monk BS
We DO.
But since we Industrialized first, the insane occultist cults mellowed out in just 1-2 generations, not leaving behind insane documentation
>>84437370
It could get really silly with obscure French/Portugnese martial arts, halfswording & mordhau everywhere
>>84437945
>1914
that's pretty generous
>>84439124
>I assume that your body actually needs the red phases at least once a day
You don't need them every day, but you do need them in some variants.
Everyman 2-4 nappers talk a lot about the fact if they start getting sick, they will literally hibernate, per the bodies request.
Because a lot of the red sleep cycle is about recovery, but the body don't need that much recovery in a normal week.
>>84437534
Shooting non white Europeans with superior firepower
>>84437370
Karate Kid is Asian sometimes
>>84438917
I did the siesta and the 2-nap in high school and college. Shit works if you do it right.
>>84437833
Yeah, lifting a fucking tonm morrison wanted Batman to be at his peak when he faced darkside, i didnt like it when it came out, he "ubered" the batgod, but given the whole arc, dying, traveling in time and all that i get it.
/co/ - Healthy Sleep Habits
>>84437978
>TFW seeing this makes me want to see a live-action Soul Caliber movie.
Of course the script would be awful but I just want awesome weapon fights.
Justice Never Sleeps.
>>84439076
"AIRON KNAIGHTO!"
Or something like that.
>>84438950
I think it'd be way fun if a Japanese guy or something got a hard on for sovereign citizen stuff.
>>84440457
Sounds like a really bad super villain. Probably goes up against some neo-Marxist hero or something.
>The colonialist!
>>84437538
>>European techniques
>We have techniques now?
Loads of them, they became less an less effective as we invented and refined guns over the course of 400 years. Once you could pull a loaded pistol and end a single dude it was basically over for martial arts and people stopped practicing anything but a fast draw and sharp aim. Repeaters just stomped that corpse into the ground.
China never took the news very well as during the Boxer Rebellion a multi-national western coalition (and Japan too) had to curbstomp a peasant uprising of 'Boxers' (occult martial artists who plastered themselves with anti-bullet charms and tried to remove drug dealing colonialists.)
>>84438950
>Some Chinese guy goes for a wander around the world, and stumbles into the world of english knights.
Reminds me of the developer of Dark Souls, huge westaboo who looked at manuals and illustrations of European knights and armor as a child but couldn't read the descriptions so he had to figure stuff out by looks, or make it up.
>>84437476
Yeah!
And he kills people too but then superman dies and is shown the error in his ways!
