All you niggas get in here.
Movie adaptation when?
I would unironically vote this for comic of the year.
I'm completely serious when I say the second issue is 2016 Comic of the Year.
WHY IS IT SO GOOD
>>84428739
THERES A SECOND ONE!?
This has no right to be as entertaining as it is.
How come I've never heard of this before? I would've expected DC to shill this on my Facebook feed.
Holy shit, this is actually so good. Thanks for the storytime, anon
Please tell me these got physical releases
>>84428800
>Things I have never believed I would ever want:
Col. Sanders rule 34.
Or rule 63/34, or...
I'm so hard I can't think because all the blood is in my cock telling me I need som of that finger liking good femsanders.
>>84429150
I wish, but they're only available on Comixology.
I bet they would make a Colonel Sanders before a hellcat one and it will do better than it.
>>84428843
Jesus Christ this shouldn't be this good but it is.
>>84428456
>gravy train
and to think I doubted this would be great
PINNACLE OF THE MEDIUM
>>84428843
>Koln-El
I've read this thing like 5 times and it gets me every time
>>84428739
So Chicken Colonel Sanders makes Kentucky Fried People right?
>>84428914
>Colonel Grodd
I fucking love this comic.
Now this is how to do a product placement comic.
>>84428999
>That letter from Dr. Sivana
Looks like they're setting up for the next issue. Hope it happens.
>>84428964
>The K stands for Krypton
Fucking great
>>84428854
Wait... Earth-51 colonel is a chicken, and he has no strong opinions on the other colonel's eating chicken?
A damn comic book shilling a fried chicken joint has no right to be this good.
>>84429456
The Earth 51 colonel is serving chicken, too!
I want to see them next do a riff on Death of Superman/Reign of the Supermen.
Someone link /ck/?
>>84429584
Nah, just complements.
>>84429156
uhhh
These comics make me want to go get some KFC.
>>84430018
you won't go on fun multiverse adventures if you eat it, anon
>>84430055
You're just saying that so I won'tlose my mind after passing out of our Earth and become the new superboy primearen't you? Well, you can't stop me.
I'm going to eat all the KFC I want and go on all of those multiversal adventures.
>>84430018
These comics make me want to go get some fried chicken from the local place and pretend it's KFC.
>>84429456
do you have strong opinions on people eating monkies?
>>84430018
It just won't be as good as it was in the colonel's day.
>>84428843
I am speechless.
>>84430355
People generally find that unsettling and only do so as a last resort when it comes to food. THere are exceptions of course.
>>84428505
>Two of the biggest rouges trying to take over the world by working at a fast food joint from another dimension
OMG MY SIDES!!!!
>>84428928
WORLDS UNITE TO SAVE ONE OF THE MOST WORTHWHILE THINGS IN EXISTENCE, WHATEVER SHALL HAPPEN
>>84429456
On one hand, it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the Colonel may have had to make hard choices for the sake of his family and business.
On the other hand, this is Earth after the Great Disaster. He might be serving up Kentucky Fried Kamandi instead.
I really hope this Colonel turns up during the Kamandi Challenge.
KAY EFF SEE! KAY EFF SEE! KAY EFF CEE!
Well that was just glorious. Easily the best comic to come out of 2016.
>>84431320
Amen
>>84428875
Because it was made the Hard Way™
As good as the comics were, am I the only person who thinks KFC is easily one of the worst of the chicken franchises?
I never had this much fun reading an advertisement before
>>84429731
Holy shit, FUND IT!
Thanks, OP. This shit's too goodNow I want some fucking KFC
>>84428901
I would totally buy and read All Star Colonel Sanders
>>84429244
Doing a bit of googling it sounds like they printed a VERY limited run of issue 1 to hand out at comic-con last year.
Also there a mega for this?
>>84428964
>the K in my KFC stands for Krypton
>>84432016
that's the unpleasant irony here. IRL colonel sunder won. The colonel's franchise was bought out from under him and turned into a chain. Let me tell you back in the day he would visit each resteraunt individually, ensure the cooking was to standard, and chastise, retrain, or fire employees as necessary.
You can't do that with a large chain business, at least without creating an upperclass resteraunt anyways. So the Easy Way won out.
>Earth 0 has more in common with Earth 3 than any other earth
>Grant Morrison please save me from this Anti-Life Equation.
>>84433002
>You will never use voodoo magic to resurrect zombie Colonel Sanders and watch him terrorize fast food employees into making KFC great again
feels bad man
>>84428630
he has a coat on under his coat?
has anyone considered storytiming this on /ck/?
>>84433312
honestly I wonder how it would be received by the uninitiated, this is pretty dense continuity stuff
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>>84428874
>Bart
>as Impulse
Tears of joy.
>>84433170
It was hard but he did it
>>84433630
just tell them its all original characters.
>>84432608
>Also there a mega for this?
They both should be in the Win-O.
>>84428843
> Koln-El
We are not worthy
>>84428999
This is how you explain Colonel Sanders still being around.
>>84428432
Man, they are really going the extra mile to pander to the black demographic.
>>84434521
>He thinks blacks are the only people who like chicken
>>84433128
>voodoo magic to resurrect zombie Colonel Sanders
Grab this, it has voodoo Colonel Sanders in it
>>84434544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojqMGlqYHPg
>>84434655
>Americans imposing their rarce hang ups on Australians
No, this isn't racist because that ad was just one of many that had cricket fans from lots of different countries
>>84428753
What else has Bedard done and how does he know so much Multiversity?
>>84434521
If that's the object, it would have been Black Wally, not Barry.
>>84434904
>someone builds a new KFC
>crime spikes around it
I WONDER WHY?
>>84428890
TTGO just got confirmed as one of the seven mystery Earths.
>>84428942
The Oblivion Machine?!?
>>84428456
>gravy train
I just can't be mad
>>84428739
>another one
>COLONEL CORPS
>homage to Giffen's Justice League no.1 cover
I wasn't ready
Yesterday I read a Flinstones comic that blew my mind.
Today I read a KFC comic that blew my mind.
What is happening?
If Earth 3 got destroyed in Forever Evil and these comics refer to that event how is there still an Earth 3?
>>84435778
DC domination.
>>84433002
>>84433128
Fun fact: Sanders visited a KFC after they'd been franchised and said their mashed potatoes tasted like wallpaper paste.
>>84433170
And a brain for a heart. He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart.
>>84436016
So divine.
>>84428988
>Cowboy Sanders has fucking guns
>>84435916
In a stunning reversal, Marvel becomes the dominant force in film while DC puts out the best comics.
I'll probably get banned for this.
>>>/ck/7870810
>>84436327
Doing gods work
>>84429731
If they do, they should include something with Superboy Prime. Possibly with sanders chewing him out for taking the Easy Way out.
>>84429021
> El Paso TX
Holy shit, EPfag here. What the fuck did we did we do? And why isn't Jaime in that group shot?
Why does this comic have better art than the majority of the output from Marvel?
>>84436267
There's no Marvel film as good as this comic though.
>>84436327
Isn't /ck/ our girlfriend board or something? They should like our hobbies.
>>84438638
Got that ad funding.
>>84438753
She doesn't have time for that. She's too busy talking about booze and shitposting about pizza.
>>84428432
It's pretty fucked up when a shill comic for KFC and a Flintstones reboot beat the crap out of 90% of what Marvel has been offering lately. If they could just get their movies to stop sucking DC would rule the roost.
>>84439557
Flintstones are also better than a fair bit of other DC works.
>>84435894
obviously they made a typo and it's the Anti-Matter version rather than the E3 one
obviously
>>84428442
which one is Norm McDonald?
>>84439557
maybe people were expecting a Cena cameo
Here's an interesting little article on just how crazy Col. Sanders' actual life story was:
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/5/12096466/colonel-sanders-kfc-meme-life-story
And, just because I think it's interesting, here's a trailer for the new biopic on McDonald's founder Ray Kroc starring Michael Keaton, so don't count out the chances for a movie on the Colonel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX2uz2XYkbo
>>84428999
>Ms. Mohammad
>Whor
>SpiderBLACKED
>Captain Communism
>Iron Black Mary Sue
How can a KFC shill comic be better than everything else that's being released?
Are we in an alternate universe?
>>84428928
>>84428815
Need female Flash lewds
>>84429731
>Death of the Colonel
>Turns out he was just in a fast food coma
>>84428432
Bump only good shit on the catalog.
>>84428964
GL Colonel when
>>84440870
Ms. Marvel is actually good though.
>>84438753
Wife board
>>84428874
Colonel Lad looks like PC Principal in the third panel.
>>84428484
>proudly presents
>proudly
I ain't buyin' it
Who would win in a fight?
I liked the Colonel, but Wendy is my fast food restaurant waifu.
>>84435894
Hypertime.
Sanders ongoing when?
He's the best new cape character in years.
