Alright gentlemen: how do we kill Spiderman?
We make a really big flypaper trap and wrap it around the Daily Bugle.
Pictures lots of pictures one of them will be an embarrassing picture.
He will die from the humiliation
>>84416026
Find or create a theoretical spider-woman to mate with after which spider-logic dictates the larger more physically capable female devours their partner as sustenance to bear their many young.
>>84416026
Giant spider eating birds.
>>84416026
How do we kill spiders?
Newspaper rolls
How do we kill Spider Man?
A REALLY BIG Newspaper roll
>>84416026
Take his uncle hostage :^)
>>84416160
You're hired!
>>84416444
We caught him!
Now what do we do?
>>84416534
We should get him to join our side!
>>84416026
Maybe we should let him go.
>>84416026
Maybe that famous photographer, Peter Parker, knows how!
>>84416026
You can take a page out of my book andrapehim
>>84417869
Good plan
>>84416871
I think the way Nam-Redips thinks!
>>84416871
You might be onto something, mystery moustache man!
Let Slott keep writing him.
Whatever you do, keep the toilet paper.
>>84417939
Could venom tentacle rape the spiderman with his tongue?
THE HEART, OSBORN
A good anti-air combined with strong pressure and block-string fundamentals.
>>84416026
Is this short of a meme?
>>84419863
You haven't read enough fanfiction
Why dont we just rape spiderman?
We let him be written by Bendis.Oh. Right.
