Got it?What would a cynical, "realistic" version of it be?
>ULTIMATE SIMPSONS
>Gritty universe where a lot of fan favorite characters die
>He secretly hates gays and blacks, because southern accent
>Ultimate Fairly odd parents
>Timmy wishes for guns cause nobody likes him.
>Ultimate Dexter's Lab
>Dexter is 28, cooks meth in his mom's basement
How much further could he go
>Ultimate Rugrats Movie
>The babies get lost in the woods and die
>>84412526
incestuous, molester, and he rapes, and he rapes little boys
>Ultimate Doug
>Doug posts on 4chan
>>84412390
So like Treehouse of Horror on a regular basis?
>>84412346
>Batgirl V3
She loses her smile and pushes her dad off a roof.
>Ultimate Pinky and the Brain
>Brain gets the nuclear launch codes, kills some guys, goes all Stalin mode
>>84412578
No, that's not considered like a canon thing. Those are like "What if.." stories
I mean like a continuing series, but then like one day Milhouse fucking dies or something, and then the big event is there's a tornado or something and Apu dies, Barney dies, Granpa Simpson dies, the Reverend dies, etc
>Ooo is Earth, after a nuclear apocalypse
>The Ice King was once a good man, who was mentally broken by the crown and kidnaps princesses because of what few memories of his original self remain
>Princess Bubblegum is a mutant, and a dictator who has both committed genocide and committed torturous experiments on her own people
>Jake is a chestburster who emerged from a dog that was impregnated by a Xenomorph-like alien
>Ultimate Batman: The Animated Series
>>84412623
so, pretty much the same?
>>84412649
>Wolfcastle doing standup.jpg
>Ultimate King of the Hill
>Hank and his friends are severe alcoholics
>Hank resorts to violence every time he hits his breaking point
>Boomhauer is a sex offender
>Dale finds out about Nancy and Joseph and kills himself
>Bill killed himself a long time ago
>We see everything Strickland does
>We see Cotton kill the fiddy men
>>84412346
Pollution is fucking up their health so they're getting tumors and shit. Also the Japanese hunt them for delicious "scientific research."
>>84412346 (OP)
>Cassandra Cain Batgirl
>The torture and sexual abuse her parents put her through broke her sanity.
>After killing them both by feeding them to piranha she went on to become the world's worst serial killer/terrorist, racking up a six-digit body count around the globe.
>Eventually she is brought down by a combined SEAL Team Six/S.A.S./(Chinese) Special Operations Battalion strike force in an apocalyptic battle which kills half the assault team.
>>84412623
I haven't seen it in a while, chestburster?
